Lewis Black on Broadway 3 of 6

[ezioauditore1122]

Soy... milk....there is no such thing as soy milk....its soy juice, but they couldnt sell soy juice so they called it soy milk.

[1y9b9b]

if you're lactose intolerant, you can't drink milk. So what's in the fucking carton?

[1y9b9b]

that old lady at 0:07 scared the SHIT out of me!

[suicune690]

I actually had to go look at the ingredients for lactose intolerant milk. It's real milk, with an enzyme added that breaks down lactose into glucose.

[GDOTV1]

Funny thing when I hear the word `hydrate' now I instantly think of LB. The word is and has and will always be thirsty.

[mztweety1374]

Almond milk??? GTFOH!!!

[TwinDragons310]

About 3-4 years after I first watched this special, I was forced to drink Deer Park by my cousin who was looking after me for the summer. All I could think was "I don't need a deer pissing and shitting in my water!" DX

[hcantrell10]

4 people drink the deer park piss shit water

[underoath12789]

moo cow fuck milk!

[RitzDaCracker1]

MOO COW FUCK MILK!! haha

[spacemanisaac]

AH HAHAHA!

[trojangirl246]

i have a hankering for moo cow fuck milk right now

[musicloverdude5]

I think Canada is able to afford heath insurance because they don't blow all of their money on invading other countries. America made that mistake and it had long-lasting consequences. Helping another country with a terrorist problem is different than just outright invading it.

[MrBadApple999]

@musicloverdude5 yep, but canadian as i am, i can still say our country has major defecit (spelling?) so ...we cant really afford it but its good that its there.

[13curse]

some cities have cut essential services like the police, because who the fuck needs them, or fire fighters SON OF BITCH its much fun watching things burn down

[thekidfrankie818]

KISS MY DICK!!

[junkabuttafli05]

4:39.... is that Alton Brown from Good Eats????? lol

[WatchdogDisciple]

@junkabuttafli05 no

[junkabuttafli05]

@WatchdogDisciple I know it isnt but he looks like him, it was a joke geez!

[WatchdogDisciple]

@junkabuttafli05 hey hey chill man I didnt know it was a joke. I can only hear sarcasm not read it.

[20bassmaster]

@MrSmigley haha my bad..... F*CK YOU! 

[TubaGlider2]

4 people drink from soy titties

[redguns]

"Lactose intolerant milk? KISS MY DICK!"

[trojangirl246]

2 people miss moo cow fuck milk

[20bassmaster]

we had clean water coming to every house, and then we said, "NO, I DONT WANT IT TO BE THAT GOD DAMN CONVENIENT!!"

[Hardkore81986]

It is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself lmao

[BermannJN1]

i could go in my basement and get clean water mmmmmmmmmmmmmm  hahahaha

[akim202]

Soy titty LOL

[xtremerusher]

6:36 !!!!! that sound he makes is the funniest sound i have ever heard in my life

[Udderbrudderz]

KEEP YOUR HAND OFF MY MOO COW FUCK MILK!!!!!

[MasterShoo5]

At least this guy finds comedy in most of the fucked up shit in our country

[bqueen1991]

They said NO FUCK YOU I DON'T WANT IT TO BE THAT GODDAMN CONVENIENT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH

[nivvus]

2 people don't like health insurance.

[footballbud6]

you know what Canada gives away HEALTH INSURANCE

[SuperBurgermister]

moo cow fuck milk :)

[maxmillon]

thumbs up if u want a Covo with him :D or have him as an uncle

[mattleemattlee123]

How's that "free" health insurance workin' for ya', Lewis? Go fuck yourself.

[orly444]

I just want Lewis Black to yell at me.

[optimusprime2008]

@orly444 He's a perfect, spitting image of my English teacher I had in high school...so I know what that's like in a way lol. Watching these videos makes me miss him lol

[JuggaletteHC]

not hydrate.. they made that fuckin word up.. LMAO

[EgorGiOs]

2 republicans watched this video...

[sov6rulz]

@cartoonbombsUSA You're right he does come close

[roboldguard]

Two people were looking forward to soy titty

[txxshad0wxxt]

MOO cow fuck milk

[H3fanatic]

7:13 and beyond! Funniest shit ever!

[tkmazurek]

@footballbud6 It's spelt insurance

[footballbud6]

"canada is one of those countries. you know wat they give way? HEALTH INSSURANCE"

[crystalheart9]

Louis Black is so angry and funny :D

[FALCONPUNCH007]

2 people think milk needs a friend.

[FALCONPUNCH007]

2 people are the couple in Pittsburgh.

[MegaDeadman3]

What about coconut milk?

[toughpunkchic1625]

@MegaDeadman3 Oh and rice milk!

[jameslee1010]

lactose intolerant milk? kiss my dick!

[ilovetogofast88]

AQUAFINA? More like ICKuafina

[AraRavenwolf]

4:30 those bitches on the left MUST be lactose intolerant. Or on something. Only two explanations for NOT LAUGHING AT LEWIS BLACK!!!

Maybe they are the ones who hit the dislike button.

[MrKelso117]

"IT IS TALKING TO MY MILK AND MAKING IT FEEL BAD ABOUT ITSELF!"

[Luv4Midnight]

"we all know there's no soy milk, b/c there is no soy tit, is there?" Bahaha!!! Hilarious!

[zeldafan1997]

"And look for water, like my ancestors did."

Classic.

[jmerrife]

lol... "Soy...  milk."

[RubiRubisimo]

Lactose intolerant milk, KISS MY DICK! rotflmaoooo!!!

[eddiekoski]

check 0:08 Is that a dummy doll in the crowed 3rd on the left?

[vettes91]

@eddiekoski looked like it haha

[ThePandoracube]

@eddiekoski it is so hard to tell, but the woman sitting next to him/her/it isn't clapping and stuff and kind of looks as if she might be holding it, but it looks so real! i really cannot tell. i think it is most likely a real person because the smile kind of changes a bit at the end of the shot.

[sparky577]

"I'M THE GREATEST FUCKER HERE!!!"

[bigdogit]

wonder what Lewis thinks of Almond Milk........

[sopralto817]

@bigdogit You know, I was just wondering that. And you know what my brain came up with? "There's no almond titty!"

[tinkernator]

"I'm the greatest fucker here". Sounds like every other person from Denmark, the arrogant fuckholes that they are.

[sopralto817]

@tinkernator I'm positive that Americans are worse. Especially the Southern fundamentalist/Republican types

[ZeeNavi]

"I'M THE GREATEST FUCKER HERE!"

[lilnarteh1]

moo cow fuck milk. lol shit too funny

[LAKOTASIOUX4LIFE]

nooooope its jest a waaaaaay of expressssssssing myself alil mooooooore is all i apooooooligize for annnnnnnnnny inconvience haaaav a grrrrreat daaaaaaay ta taa

[MovieMagicMaster]

1 person does not enjoy their moo cow fuck milk.

[PanayotiProductions]

Legend.

[xBoBaReNox]

"I'm the greatest fucker here! And you sniveling shits would die without me!!" LOL fucking classic

[lizweinchester]

get it away from my milk its talking to it and making it feel bad!!!

there is no soy milk because there is no TITTI!!!!--its soy juice

HE IS WAY GOOOd funnEH

[AnubusStar]

Lactose intolerant milk?! Kiss my DICK!

[bonestegreat]

What a funny ass man.

[seekandseekorseek]

I'm the greatest mother fucker in here.

[runningwind1012]

@seekandseekorseek lets kill seekandsee, and eat him/her.....<_<

[isot714]

milk doesnt need a friend

[KaayODave]

I've seen a spring, and I've tasted the water, and it was good.

[heavenshaffer]

@KaayODave So have I! The best water EVER!!!

[xXNightXxXManXx]

Not Hydrate..They Made That Fuckin Word Up. LMAO. I Love The Face He Makes When He Says That

[29mysticwarrior]

I'M THE GREATEST FUCKER HERE!!!

[l33tpete]

The one person who dislikes this... CAN KISS MY DICK.

[Studmuffindk]

'' I could go anywhere in my house, and get clean water. And drink it, mmm! '' Lewis is this shit.

[skyalmond]

Wow. One dislike. Someone likes to be different.

[SaberScorpion]

'Aquafina'... aqua = water, fina = finished? It just might mean the end of water...

[nocureforstupid]

I love his pinky finger when he's pointing around. Wtf is that thing doing? XD

[TheDarthZ]

god i hate soy milk.....its not milk and it taste nasty, this guy is telling the truth.

[foleyisstillgod]

Clean water. NO! FUCK YOU!! Thats funny as hell

[LAKOTASIOUX4LIFE]

I ACTUALLY HAAAAAD A HOOOOW DO I SAAAAY THIS A ORIENTAL WOMAN ASK MEEEE 4 SOY CAKE HMMMMMM WHAAAAT YOU MEAN TOFU SHE LAUGHED AND SAID U KNOOOW THEE ORIENTAL WORD 4 IT I ASKED 4 THEE AMERICAN NAME AND U NEVER HEARD OF IT HA HAA SHE SURE GOOOOT A KICK OUTTA IT BLACK IS TRUELY AMOOOOONG THEE BEST

[KatatahFish]

@LAKOTASIOUX4LIFE Are you having trouble with trying to remove your fingers from the board after you strike the keys?

[cm999]

whos the one person who doesnt like this hahaha

[valdyx51]

LMAO!!!! 

[beach111111]

hes sooo funny. everything he says is so true

[naplesjake]

@beach111111 How Ignorant!

[Linkfanjames1991]

"There are countries that maybe giving shit away everyday. Canada's one of those countries. You know what they give away? HEALTH INSURANCE!" LOL

[ncj53096]

"lactose intolerent! KISS MAH DICK!"

[Minipolce]

...so what's in the fucking carton?

[ManicMiasma]

NO! FFFFFFFUCK YOU! I DON'T WANT IT TO BE THAT GODDAMN CONVENIENT!

[TubaGlider2]

There's a couple in Pittsburgh who fills these fukers up!

[cvo1997]

There's no soy milk, because we all know there's no soy titty!!LOL

[Halo1138]

You know what they're giving away in Canada?

HEALTH INSURANCE!!!1!

[thewhipwhoppinking]

I'M THE GREATEST FUCKER HERE!!!!

[Astrithor]

@thewhipwhoppinking FUCK YOU, I AM THE GREASTEST FUCKER HERE!!!! BAHAHAHAHA

[1957welder]

America isn't the greatest country in this world, America is okay, but far from great, I lived in Nairobi, Kenya and I wished I never had to leave, living in Kenya was GREATEST experience, I was truely living FREE, if I could get all the money I put into this country back, I would be on a plane to Kenya this evening and you would never see me back in America again, "A FACT!!"

[H8Breeder1]

And by the time i stepped off that plane.....I had diabetes

[VishalGReturns]

acidophilus milk

[maxim17]

Damn his good ! But still Carlin is my hero :D

[TheSonora1]

"not hydrate...they made that fucking word up"!...hahahaha...funny mudafucka!!!

[djcody02]

"Canada is one of those countries! You know what they give away? HEALTH INSURANCE!!"

"There's a couple, in Pittsburg, who sits in a bathtub and fills these fuckers up!"

[TheChumpBox]

KISS MY DICK.

[techmonkey35]

he is fucking amazing

[Guichotpresident]

HEALTH INSURANCE!!

[pcruz82188]

"lactose intolerant milk? kiss my dick" lmao..soo random n hilarious

[hovito212]

hahaha, i cant get over moo cow fuck milk

[JohnnyFatMan]

it's talking to my milk, and making it feel bad about itself...priceless

[mikepuppetz9]

Lewis Black is this generation's george carlin

[Extandia]

If you're lactose intolerant, you cant drink milk. so what's in the fucking carton? bahahahaha

[Studmuffindk]

I'M THE GREATEST FUCKER HERE. AND YOU SNIFFLING SHIT WOULD -DIE- WITHOUT ME, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Best Black moment :D!

[117werewolves]

HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!!

[InTheArmsOfGod]

Well we just turned into Canada tonight....

[stefhenhaires]

@InTheArmsOfGod Actually no; no government provided health insurance was in the bill

[Mercer1012]

From one of your colleagues who should have been fired. "YOU LIE!!!"

[117werewolves]

there is no soy milk cause theres no soy titty is there lol.

[webidiotbox]

4:31 Two women don't seem to appreciate the milk jokes... they look grumpy

[1MoNoMo]

The quality of health care in Canada is such that they can ONLY give it away! If they tried charging for that lousy coverage, Canadian citizens would have their own Tea Party, and the subject of the "party" would NOT be taxes.

[ChaosSamusX]

@1MoNoMo I'm going out on a limb and saying you in no way are Canadian. Actual Canadian citizens voted the guy who came up with Universal Health Care the greatest Canadian of all time...

...So Yeah.

[furrytommy]

They like to believe this shit because it pisses them off to dish out their life savings for a heart transplant. XD

[oakster15]

@1MoNoMo false. for some reason americans think this but it is incorrect. i live in canada and have been in hospitals several times and have had no problems at all. i havent heard of any personal friends having problems either. in the case of canada if our healthcare system that is aparently lack luster, isn't it better than no system at all?

[jimmy27paul]

We get it free here too and i aint complaining wopee!

[SilverBullet4488]

moo cow fuck milk haha

[CHOCOLATEDADDY28]

KISS MY DICK LMFAO

[Se1ander]

yes amirican does that...

[TMJECCO]

1:04

i love his head turn... "and eaten him!"

[stinger9016]

some where about half way through his lips start to not match his words there's a little bit of a lag but other than that Lewis Black is the fucking greatest

[SubaruOfTheTriad]

We're working on the health care now Lewis. Oddly enough, this time the Dems and Reps didn't work together and we actually made progress.

[dkerris]

Moo cow fuck milk.

[heavenshaffer]

@dkerris yum!!!

[heavenshaffer]

@dkerris yumm!!!

[GeneralHoohah]

God dammit, almost the entire video doesn't match up with the audio track!

CAN YOU PLEASE RE-UPLOAD THE VIDEO???

[liltd87]

2:22 lmfao

[bigty81]

"Asedophalys milk that shit belongs in the yogurt section!" LMAO!!!!

[xXKushkinXx]

acidophilus, so when the time comes to spell it you know how haha

[liltd87]

2:41 lmfao

[LenMacHarStaBEAT]

i met him at one of his concerts. he's surprisingly one of the sweetest guys. he was really nice and polite. :)

[DROSIFICTION]

this guy is so funny lol hes got to be really smart too, these jokes are extremely clever and well put togther

[InterEDGE]

lactose intolerant milk? ive never even heard of that but i agree with him! suck MY dick!

[ramzarugliabeoulve]

"It's not Soy MILK, it's soy JUICE!"

Classic Black^^

[momin5]

@ramzarugliabeoulve cos there are no soy tits!!



[heavenshaffer]

@ramzarugliabeoulve I will find this "soy cow". Then, there WILL be soy titty!

[SuperJoker556]

@ramzarugliabeoulve umm.... black sed to go put that soy juce up you ass

[gauravmitm18]

he just got a fan!! he is f**king awesome...!!

[AntonISAHOTT]

I don't know a single city/town/vilage in sweden wear you can't gett clean water from your house

[jerseydude1287]

"I was amazed to realize that we are the only country that tells the rest of the world, on a nearly constant basis, that we are the greatest country on earth, and that is a little fucking obnoxious!"

TRUEST thing he has ever said! End of story.

[SANCTIOND]

"If you're lactose intolerant, you can't drink milk...so what's in the F*CKING CARTON???" XD ROFLOL!!!

[ChesterPwnington]

for the love of god fix the audio please

[link1456]

Its not that bad. The audio is only a second faster than the video.

No matter how many times I watch this he's still funnier than hell.

[newdoom3]

moo cow fuck milk

5/5

[themack355]

moo cow fuck milk

[GoldZap]

This is relevant to the milk thing:

"You dumbass! You gave cheese to a lactose intolerant volcano god!"

[capthavic]

I'm the greatest ****er here! And you sniveling **** would die without me! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[19Donnelly89]

sounds a little off when it gets to milk

[SpockLuvsLogic]

A little?

[goavs332119]

lactose intolerant milk...kiss my dick!!

hahaha

[acedce1]

no!

[Nexus5001]

"the other milks r talking about my milk and making it feel bad about its self" lol i love him

[iTzzTonyy]

it's not as funny when the video is faster than him talking. lol

[CloneCommanderEcho]

There is no soy milk because there's no soy t!tty, is there?

[bluesboy25000]

There's no soy milk because there's no soy titty is there?

[RivetsAndRain]

I guarantee, by the end of the week, you'd have killed him. And, EATEN him, just to try and gain his POWER!

[motleysixx666]

moo cow fuck milk!! omfg hilarious!!!!

[2OfDiamonds]

moo cow fuck milk and that was it!

[jenbanter]

Asidopilous milk (no idea how to spell it)is the milk that Big Bird's friend Mr. Snufelupagus drinks. (I think)

Soy juice. It's true.

"It is talking to my milk, and making it feel bad about itself".

Poor moo cow fuck milk.

And water. "When you were THIRSTY..."

I live in Arizona, and if you drink the tap water, you will die. (Google montezuma's revenge). We don't buy water, per say, we instead have a reverse osmosis system which cleans the Arizona tap water and makes it not as poisonous.