Kill Bill Pai Mei Scene

[CynicallyObnoxious]

soon as i seen duncan mcloud i died laughing

[TheHIETTz]

i am pissed u changed the subtitles, but it is funny as hell

[IzTJDawg]

Lol troll much?

[buyukrehber35]

Subtitles turned this beautiful piece of art into garbage. What a waste of time!

[lesliedeonna21]

lol funny shit loved it ♥ =]

[fulishproductions]

1:20 LOL!!! 'do you want me to spoil it for you?!" LOLOL

[Saforge]

Sad replacement of the subtitles...mentioning Glee in a Quinton Tarentino flick? Fuckin waste

[painfullsound]

4:40 Bad bitch! xD

[rastkorealniaikido]

Thank you, master. I will watch out for wood gnomes. hahaha



[MrMagusx4]

i dont like the subs e_e wife japanese? wtf ...

[demon6690]

chewbacca jajajajajaja

[firstplacechickenegg]

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeet

[coolhamid1]

This is hilarious!

[jefff42951]

Yoda dies?! wtf? I seriously think that these are good replacements for the original.

[javoman13]

Pai mei and shang tsung are cousin.By the way Tao pai pai is relative too.

[m2mfan4eva]

This really does not work when I can understand cantonese :S

[alextenasiousd1999]

now i kick you in the face hahaha you fuckng legend

[DanWallaceMusic]

hahaha love the ending

[Foohydude]

@ 2:00, don't you remember the flashbacks? - Okay, That kind of sounds like Quintin Tarantino's Humor, but I don't remember it.

@3:00 Do you watch Starwars? - .... Wow

@5:40 Will you watch glee with me? - Would quit now, but I'm half way through

@6:00 Woodgnomes, They strangle you at night and steel your rice! - WHAT THE F***

@8:50 Have you seen Jurassic Park? No? That movie was F**ing Great. *throws rice* Sorry I over Reacted. Here's some more rice. Just don't Give any to the wood gnomes.- WTF.

[murfad]

omg, i only knew the german dub, so it took me until the star wars-part to realize this is just a joke xD

[fsfsvsf]

PLEASE WICH SONG IS 6:30

[calzagheisthebest]

hahahaahhaha wood gnomes this is fucking hilarious!!!!

[ComicsMoviesGames]

Pai Mei is the Father of Chuck Norris! Did you see the strength in his crotch?!

[garlandx]

I like this much better than the real subs.

[jgraham6636]

i can appreciate this one XD loved it

[imeeman]

hahahahahahahahahahagagahahaha­hagahagshahagaysta

[mauricio141991]

falses subtitles

[OriginalOrigins]

lol the highlander reference is hilarious

[Jackksaw]

I love how she says she's proficient in Crane-Style yet she fight's him with Tiger-Style! xD

[codgodSWAG]

tiger crane is the style that kills pai mei theres a lot of reference to the old movies of pai mei (played by lo leigh) in this movie

[mmaandrew13]

where can i get eyebrows like that?

[attenrocD]

@mmaandrew13

try ebay

[MrBillabong96]

who the hell did the subs i mean it doesn't even translate what his saying lol 

[bernhardweber]

@blackmamba42100 You Sir, are a GOD! This fucking awesome masterpiece made me laugh so hard my stomach still hurts xDDD Absolutely fantastic! I would be happy to see more subtitles like this one :)

[kingofmilwaukee6969]

Hilarious!



[EnochDark]

lol this video rules.

[joncito77]

if u wanna create ur own subtitles, have more imagination. this suxs

[Arrancargod]

The Invincible Master Troll

[soonersdevil]

The music is invincible pole fighter....

[alexfilma16]

Wood gnomes? LOL.

[Libressman]

ROFL!!!!!!!

[ShihafeleniHauwanga]

Fucking hilarious!

[PlanetCancerX]

lol'd

[CAZPERsayz]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH STAR WARSS AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[MaxRampage5150]

its confusing knowing cantonese and reading the subtitles at the same time...

[Yukuza1]

@MaxRampage5150 I know :( it's terrible

[ACEgrand629]

GLEE!?!?! woah wait, when was this movie made again?

[TheBoufhead]

Like kung pow but better

[ufo171]

lol!

[KtrannPikachu]

LMFAO!

[brianmtq]

The subtitles are WAY off.

[Eprex1337]

Pai Mei trained chuck norris...

[oc00011]

jokes. pai mei is actually a real chinese master 'bak mei'... in ancient chinese mythology :P

[1123lmao]

I was having bad day but this video made me laugh thanks.

[derikhill]

Lmao!!!!!

[Smithburg01]

the duncan mccloud part came up and i was like Wait what?

[justinallenhammond]

nice job...too funny



[killersushi99]

Yodi Died? DAMN IT! Pai Mai!!!!

[qwerty007ytrewq]

lmao this was funny as hell :)

[danny90099]

i think it real until glee thing



[danny90099]

fucking ass ruin the ending

[19iggy94]

5:52 just watch and i can't belive :D

[mackdaddy3232]

Havd you seen Jurassic park?

[darkprince56]

WHAT DA FUCK IS DIS SHIT!!! LMFAOOO thanks for the laughs!

[rapidkid28]

To be honest guys i knew it was fake when it got to the glee bit

[baruchjapong]

this one kicks ass, all along i thought i was in for the real stuff but instead i got the better dialogue. :))

[andrasnm]

I just love this one...this dialogue beats the original.....

[whatthefuuuuuuuuudge]

I thought it was real, until the Star Wars thing XD

[unak78]

Sorry I overreacted. Would you like more rice? Just don't give any to the gnomes. ROTFLMFAO!

[9thregen]

Second best laugh I've had in a week and a half. If you knew how bad of a time I've been having of it you'd know how much I appreciate it. Thanks.

[nightcrawls]

damn gnomes stealing that poor old man's rice!

[JNith]

great job. this made me literally laugh out loud crying

[badgerwithagun]

I was all, "man, I don't remember all the Duncan Macleod stuff..."

[soundseeker63]

Tedious, drawn out and very immature. Didn't even crack a smile.

[Serafisk88]

I would actually love seeing a movie about a crazy old man who loves movies and kills wood gnomes.

[MandalorianGuy1]

creepy bastard...

[awfulknight]

Damn that was great. I can't believe this masterpiece has been posted all this time and I'm only now watching it. Excellent work.

[FuckVEVOHD]

Nice job, I like how you waited a good 2 minutes or so before doing the mind fuck hahah

[MDuuka]

nice sub ;D

[ThexJawzProject]

shit subtitles . everything wrong -,-

[kikook222]

I got to make sure to finish this...the subs rocked lol

[Valuablebraathen568]

Damn You Pai Mei for ruining the star wars endings!! :`(

[azuzaj1]

The best Dub ever

[h8ter29]

wood gnomes!! noo! i think i have them too must kill gnomes.lol

[h8ter29]

cant stop laughing this is briiliant, hahah the whole ruining endings and association with pop culture movies. lol u made pei mai sound serius about the stuff and piked the right words for his mod.lol

[KensaiZen]

lol the subs were epic lol

[gloomyoutlook]

"sorry, I overreacted" lmfao. This is brilliant.

[Clown7916]

These fake subtitles are freaking brilliant!

[ntspang]

He died of old age!

[991woot119]

he did fake subtitles. The subtitles are on the screen. He didn't ask if duncan mccloud was the highlander he asked if her father was her master. Also at the start instead of talking about looks he talks about how her chinese speaking is terrible.

[Serafisk88]

@991woot119 Have you seen the movie? Bill being her father is really incest then because they had a child together.

[991woot119]

@Serafisk88 Oops I derped. For some reason during the movie I missed the part where they mentioned that they had a child together and I thought bill was just the father

[Serafisk88]

@991woot119 Also known and parts of vol 1, and the whole ending of vol 2.

[991woot119]

@Serafisk88 the fuck? anyway I was doing other stuff for some parts of the movie

[Leonthekigdommaster]

@991woot119 then at the end was something about eating like a dog if i remember right

[991woot119]

@Leonthekigdommaster yeah he said if you eat a dog then you can live like a dog and stay outside

[DrROBOTNiX]

THAT SHIT IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS

[FallenInAdam]

Funniest Shit Ever !!!

[Sketch7092]

Don't thumbs this up.

[daveyben100]

That was funny, the sub titles were great. I laughed my arse off.

[catbug666]

had you seen star war!!!!. hahaHA.

[barredobrais]

can anyone tell me the name of the song? thanks!

[Devilsolution]

I love his laughter. lol

[Zinthaniel]

lmao 3:27 "Oh my Jeebuz!"

[aguador67]

May anyone put the RIGHT subs in this video? :P

[GlaiveThrowerPilot]

@aguador67 Did I say you were allowed to correct master pai mei yet??

[THATGUY7486]

3:09 TO 3:14 Is my fav. part.

[GlaiveThrowerPilot]

@THATGUY7486 Whats really messed up is how strong that blonde girl is to hold up a man on at the end of a sword with only 1 hand. Girls a frigin beast. Just shows how much more of a demon that that bearded dude is.

[lordfabri]

5:55 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[8220james]

The subtitles are all wrong. Who did this?

[Sozlled]

This is completely wrong!!!

Yoda was taught by Pai Mei!

[btmannett]

35 wood gnomes watched this video.

[productred472]

BAHAHAHAH

[kensei85]

lol great work, it's like the hitler rants, very funny

[ikkirok]

how can i delete subtitles?

[OnesionRa]

Did you see the wood knomb? I thin I got it.

[Serafisk88]

I can't stop laughing.

[kokoinmars]

This is clearly wrong. Pai Mei ripped Elle's eyeball out for watching glee.

[daggertail1000]

man pai mai is like gen!

[Masterpiece55555]

i would love to see more of this stuff

[megapolon]

"Subs are totally wrong" is really the top comment? Well, yes; yes they are. Kind of the point here.

[espritaes]

Yeah! for long time I've never laughed that much!!!

[dazzaoconnor1983]

100th like :D Hi-larious!!!

[PianoPlayerDenmark]

now your one hand is strong... Next one:P

[dukesava]

Freaking hilarious! !

[Jaymz515]

This should have been a bonus feature on the DVD.

[papuchongo]

Dude, you don't understand. I hate Kill Bill. This was totally worth it. When it came to Jurassic Park, I flew off my chair! Thanks man!

[endlsswing]

i am chinese and i can verify that these subtitles are 100% accurate

[991woot119]

@endlsswing it isn't you fucking retard I watched the movie

[endlsswing]

@991woot119

lol you're obviously too obtuse to get jokes

[991woot119]

@endlsswing I get it but still this can be VERY misleading if people are watching it on youtube since this is the only full part

[endlsswing]

@991woot119

i made that joke under the assumption that people possess the modicum of intellect sufficient to realize that these subtitles weren't the original ones. even if the viewer didn't realize it was a parody initially, its nature should be blatantly obvious halfway through. you have reminded me that it was probably inane to have made that assumption.

try to be more polite over the internet (i know it's hard) and use less profanity next time when you comment, samuel.

[991woot119]

@endlsswing I was using the profanity under the assumption that in one of the replies I would get similar profanity, like what mostly happens when you have comments like that. I actually honestly wasn't sure if these where real until the highlander part. Still I think someone could get confused since Kill Bill is meant to have comedy in it as well as the violence. Also I do have the intellect to understand that joke clearly but I am a very literal person almost all the time.

[endlsswing]

@991woot119

"i'm going cuss you out because i expect you to do the same in return". that kind of mindset does make sense actually. if i walk up to a stranger and call him a fucking retard, i too would have the "assumption that in one of the replies I would get similar profanity", as you so eloquently put it. i like your logic. it makes sense and it really exemplifies your sudden precociousness.

[991woot119]

@endlsswing it's not so that sudden since normally on the internet I set my expectations for a conversation very low due to the common mindset of people with comments like those since they are usually trolls, and I expect to have a troll to troll conversation most of the time. But when I realize that you are expecting a conversation of high aptitude I have to go to that level and even out my expectations to fit that.

[endlsswing]

@991woot119

lol in that case......duurrrrr durrr asdfawfasfaw4hgaxxo1 where is f13 on my keyboard

[991woot119]

@endlsswing get an apple newb

[NeoExcelsior]

@endlsswing hahahaha laughed my ass off! DUNCAN! HAHAHA

[AwesomeGeekocity]

@endlsswing Quit trying to act like you're superior to people.

[991woot119]

also glee wasn't out then

[SuperGrenivka]

@endlsswing no they are not you stupid asshole !!!

[xxemobandsxx1]

i hadn't seen the subs coz my video player is bodged, and i accutally thought these were the subs until i read the comments :') i though pai mei had a sense of humor :)

[DDiez15]

@xxemobandsxx1 Haha Lol a lot, by the way the real thing is the first video on the right.

[BoONeo]

hahahahahah these subs are so funny "you think you are good at doing cool things with a sword? look at this." FZIUM,

[DDiez15]

OMG lmfgdaof best video ever.

theese should have been the original subs.

[ThpapermassacrE]

OMG lovein it haha :D

have you seen jurassic park

sorry i overreact

would you like some more rice?? xDD

[TheNbaLover22]

Duncan Macloud , lol

[nejim4r10]

haha xD awesome

[RBarajasThe3rd]

This was a great surprise! I laughed till I had tears in my eyes. Great vid! :D

[beardygoatttt]

I wasn't expecting this and it made me very happy.

[cupcakeco1]

Subbing was awful, this was out WAY before Glee :P

[nezz1234ness]

WTF was he saying

[flicka16]

love the subs!!!!!! good job!

[Fyeagass16]

0:43 *Dramatic Music*

[DMCDominat0r]

lmao wasnt expecting this at all, AWESOME!

[Syclopx]

very funny

[vada2000]

i totally forgot how into star wars he was

[Arielrosemusic]

That was hilarious! Love the movie so much, this was a funny surprise ;)

[ivangelion030366]

4:32 so, he's got no balls, no weak spots xD

[erueimo]

the subs is totally off lol

[mattbeezy910]

muah hahahaaha!!!!supreme!!

[TheAlphaChurch]

@wkfung108

Thank you, captain obvious. That's the whole point of the video.

[wkfung108]

@TheAlphaChurch Hmm. Apologies, I didn't realize someone would want to make an intentional error AND do it so un-humorously. Now that I've encountered you, however, I realize that some people like that sort of thing.

[JoeyThe14th]

@wkfung108 haha really?

[JoeyThe14th]

oh yeah they are

[MsMirtje]

@wkfung108 really????LOL!!

[Masterpiece55555]

@wkfung108 do u really think te subs a wrong. just watch the movie and u will find out that u are wrong

[Nerwik]

@wkfung108

They actually were watching Star Trek in meantime. Its in movie trivia, and the "spoiling ending part" is a goof from the DVD.

[GlaiveThrowerPilot]

@wkfung108 yeah because a third rate mind like yours really speaks that language. surprised you didnt know the cantonese word for light saber.

[wkfung108]

@GlaiveThrowerPilot Actually, I do speak fluent Cantonese. Also Mandarin, Japanese, Italian, and French.

You, on the other hand, apparently have problems with English.

[GlaiveThrowerPilot]

@wkfung108 Wrong again. There this thing called nuance. On the internet, you can carefully structure sentences to form emotions.You failed to do this, you lack pace, determination.

NO MORE!! Drop this act, rise above this mortal plain and stand on your throne of god!

And when you do that, I will be sitting on my throne, waiting for you to sit ur ass down and talk to me like a civil human being.

And as for the rest of you 'would-be' heroes, don't speak unless spoken to. nerds.