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[squidstar111]

FINALLY you updated your vids we dont have stars we have thumbs!!

[CardboardStories]

That joke got me cracking!

[nooooooORDINARYgirl]

my boyfriend has the same phone. 8)

[squidstar111]

@nooooooORDINARYgirl so what.



[TheMoonsLover]

"I can't believe what you say... are you conservative?"

+

"nothing can help me now... I'm labour"

tooo right! ttooo right...

[samtheman152009]

I can see there is a whole election subtext. Well hidden. Subconscious propaganda. They'll make a Nazi of you yet.

[gotskillz135]

Wow......

[ps3driver]

pls can u send the theme song to me please thx m8 i subbed! my email is jjt@deepcentral.co.uk

[Chipnchips]

I thumbed up this video for wallace on your bed

[katejhx]

@Chipnchips it's gromit. jeez. get your wallace and gromit lingo right.

[PlayerTwoHasJoined]

money. dont ask how

[staceyguitars]

Text: You have won a free computer so you can watch T-Time Whenever You want!

[reamz1]

best text evarrr would be a text from yooh xD also, purple monkey dishwasher...

[Rapperzatify]

lol

[Jarock123]

#LOL

[sk8er5000]

OOOOOOOOOOh torie joke! niiiice i hate david cameron! :)

[sn1p4m4n]

Hey, I won a billion dollars in "billion dollars lotto" and I dont need it. You can have it.

[ducky447733]

are you liberal tris?

[epiphoneplayer5]

"Hey, i like you're vagina." But I don't have a vagina... "I know, but you will"

[armando23ish]

OH MY LIFE!!

[JoKKeR9123]

you are not the father

[Elizzyrules]

someone bitching about me... haha then i can make their life miserable.. but this time i will actually have a reason :)

[takethatmad19]

oh no you did ent! dont diss conservatives, we rock, ive been conservative since i was 6! (if that didnt catch your attention i really couldnt care less what would. :|)

[pcgamerguy1234]

that man is ian botham a cricket legend tris god didnt u know that lol

[ZiloMilo123]

Happy light bulb day! :D

[TheNadz952]

that slap sonded painful

[YOmama30255]

did he died?

[babybantick]

done a billion times :(

[MyRandomReviews]

Look where bitching got Gordon Brown, lol. The king of bitching fails!

[RWJfan4evah]

A blank page. The greatest thing ever. *Sarcasm*

[Daviticus042]

That's never happened to me...I don't text...I don't even have a cell phone...

[MetalPigwarz]

are u making another t-time?

[headerisu]

"you are not the father!" thanks Maury

[cindydlopez]

Happy St. Georges Day!

[Drogsboy98]

i laughed at ur opening joke. well done

[MissTomgurl]

the best text...today i am going to drop off a box of shreded wheat to you door at 0500 hours...be ready there is nothing inside them...

[TheMindshifter]

oh i loved for many years now, i want to be with your for the rest of my life, i know you've felt the same way for a while. lets have babies together............... NOT UR A IDIOT

[Megiirl]

"OMG! Did u hear? OMGZZZ Justin B. DIED!!! OMG LIEK WTF!!!"

Sigh...

[iamnotahamster]

Fail

[8451606]

this guy sucks "try to make your own series not copy another one alike another series

[popstarfreas]

@8451606 is that for the text

[Partos27]

Best text? your penis is rather large

[dpolsrod]

Best text: "You've been picked to be in a major Hollywood movie!" and it being serious. :)

[esgar12]

you won a 1,000,000,000,000, dollars joust give me you acout nomber and you adress, phone number,gender,birthday, and you wife :)

[blake0990]

"I like ice cream" Yup that's about has good as it gets for me...

[RosChar23]

hahaha... you sound like Will from The Inbetweeners lol

funny stuff man!

[IloveSirLancelot]

hahahaha good one :D

[CANDYFLOZZ26]

- "I like your hair"

- "But you haven't seen me for ages!?"

[NitromeSupporter]

The best text would say you one the lottery.

But then you end up in jail for killing your friend who pranked you.

[TheCookie1395]

The best text ever---Bin Laden acctidnetly sending you a text telling you where he is hiding

[reamz1]

@TheCookie1395 he's under my bed. naked.

[fire44it]

your NOT the father.

[warnoober]

you should get your sister to do a t-time like yours

[Drogsboy98]

Pick up the milk

[Sperm55]

''I think tris looks weird. oh crap! abort! abort!"

[11freegirl11]

Best text ever = POKEMON IS REAL! Lets drop out of school to be Pokemon MASTERS! :D

[BouncyBabiie]

haha my mum cant have baby boys so ive got 2 sisters buh i wud love to have u as a big brother your so funny :)

[DemiAndRuby]

Dude, dude, you gotta get over here, Robert Pattinson is outside my house and he's getting viciously attacked by a well-organised team of raccoons!!

[OhSoJazzy51]

the best thing to get in a text would be ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA I COULD HAVE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIING oops did i say that out loud?

[ThePhantomFanatic]

Do you want monkey or horse for dinner.

[xXxh0lzyxXx]

Hair cut ?!

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

TEA TIME

because ur british.

[1ns4inproductions]

wanna lose your verginity?

[EpicAdept]

@1ns4inproductions spelt virginity wrong *cough

[TheTrunksSuperSaiyan]

best text ever: tris i used to be your biggest fan.. but now im your skinniest!

[GeminiFeatherstone13]

Best text ever:

This is Jesus. Wanna get a burger?

[juggalette39]

the best text would be dude your grandma is running from the police on the scooter you bought her last christmas.

[kaity0408]

food.

[SpyroGamer2008]

1.) Do you like piña coladas?

2.) I've just come out of the closet. 0_0

[cillajoi]

From my crush: "I love you."

[candycane246810]

the best text would be twilight has taken over the world :)...but only if we would become as cool as tris when it happened

[SpyroGamer2008]

The worst thing to receive by text? A RICK ROLL!

[SpyroGamer2008]

@SpyroGamer2008 I meant best. Not worst. Sorry.

[CoquettishGame]

"Will you go out with me?" Even if it's a prank, I could use it as proof that I have been asked out.

[youknowranyasave]

answer: Im pregnant

[youknowranyasave]

lmao this was really good :P shredded wheat...

[yellowgirl05]

a sheep is your desktop!!! hahhahaahhaha XD

[kamea36912]

"Lose a bit of weight" Haha! THAT was a good one XD Awesome episode, as usual :) Keep up with the awesomeness! :D About the CQ...I can't answer that :P I don't really like to compare stuff :)

[chatseh]

Best text ever: "Will you marry me?" Wait, no....that's rather sad and pathetic

[FootyFan1990]

Fred's YouTube account got closed!

[werewolfbloodline]

lol, i like the ending the best ^_^ you are indeed a very hot man Tris! <3

[Bartimaeus616]

hmmm food.

[vhausam]

A text from myself from next week with the winning lotto numbers...

[pqrofberries]

by the way, that's the best thing i could receive in a text. that was actually hilarious.

[pqrofberries]

"Nothing can help me now. I feel a bit like Labour." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[theARTshop09]

the text would say " hi this is tris, how are you? " XD

[reamz1]

@theARTshop09 he wants to txt me, not you! you haz squirrel aids.

[naveregnide]

The best text ever?

"OMG DID YOU SEE YOUR COMMENT GOT PICKED ON TRISTOPIATV?!?!?"

[shawnancal]

I really like your videos, you should be up with the top youtubers. Keep doing what your doing and you'll get there! :)

[brentmjones]

You are one of the most entertaining dudes on YouTube.

[chapp3rzuk]

Me and my three hot girl friends would like to come over and share a bed with you. Is that okay?

[reamz1]

@chapp3rzuk yes, yes it is. (:

[TheMP3Monster]

ur a fuckin douche bag!!!!!!!

thas the best thing i could get

[Invaraeden]

the best text would be the phone company saying that now i CAN text.

[OhEmGeeYayEggs]

TRIS! I'm your biggestseses fan!

[marius0228]

Hi . I love you but I'm too shy to say it face to face .

..after 2 seconds .. LOLJOKE WRONG PERSONE

[MissBabyForte]

the best text message would be: you have just been hacked, thank for playing and good bye:D *screen dead*

[Mc101Jellyfish]

the best text message ever would be...

T time is now going to be funny lol

[Japanzi16]

A picture of your mom.

[TheDevilsTeacher]

The Best text message ever would be this: Your comment has been featured on tristopiaTV. That text message would be the definition of amazing.

[reamz1]

@TheDevilsTeacher i'm hoping if i reply to everyones comments i'll get featured xD

[LADYOWAR]

You probably hear this all the time, but you remind very much of Robert Webb.

[MeqaHarley1234]

word PENGUIN if you see this

[ambervzelst]

Shit. I wanted to comment, but I thought, "no, first I wanna see the ending of the video."

Now I forgot what I wanted to comment.

[7ineedalife7]

bad spelers is provent to geat mor layd tan oters

[Redemption202]

@tristopiaTV good man, of course vote for lib dem

[haiguysomg]

A text from you saying tht you love me!

[HappehTeddeh]

"Whats your number?"

[meepyourselftodeath]

quick, bring a pitcher, I need to catch the little people living in the water droplets!!

[xJolie101]

''are you naturally blonde or do i have to send you a more intelligent text message?''

[ADRIANVIMAN2009]

i have the same phone :))you can stop it by presing the end+call button but you need to do it very quick

[MyVideoStrength]

and now im pulling my d*ck out of my pants

he lieks it when i blow on it...

i would be scared as hell

[TheXDexX]

the best thing i could receive by text is: "it came out negative"

[flarestrike]

You just won a million dollars!!

.

...

....

......you can claim it when the world ends :D

[Snopperlot21]

Text: I have a big dick

[Skiller1060]

What's a text? :o.......

[AlanaJadexoxo]

LOL!!! Nice joke at the start! Was hilarious!!!

[06leachr]

Best thing to recieve by Text: The new T-Time is out :O and yet again my comment didn't get featured :O

[r3tard3d3d]

lol, love your air typing

[baretoedgirl]

Best text? Definitely:

Hey, I got your letter and I'd love to meet you and have sexy times!

xoxoxo

Paul McCartney

[Tsukurby]

"I <3 U"

And then getting a text after saying,

"I forgot there was a slash between the <3."

[SuperSabby22]

hahhahaha this one was really funny

[multipurpose101]

3:47 face of fail

[multipurpose101]

Is that ewe or sheep or whatever in the background from pogobat?

[letstartariotxx]

"Turn around, THERE IS A FEILD OF COTTON CANDY BEHIND YOU...

and guess what's grazing in it, DINOSAURS."

[DeRangedish]

pr0n plawks?

[aaahthehellwithit]

an oompa loompa

[UrbanForest1]

A text from LEEERRROOOYYY JANKINS!!!

[LethalSmurf]

I don't have aids afterall! :)

[larry2043]

Your videos are HILARIOUS!!!!

[MrFunnysoul]

best text ever

from The world: Hi we have decided to give you anything you want, except michal jordan. He's ours. ~evil laugh~

[anim8orjoey]

a text from my girlfriend offering a sex and a fresh sammich.

[sourlimelemon]

You promise to much! you will never read all of the comments!

[antisplint]

a picture of megan fox in the bath tub. YES

[9Rachel91]

lol, omg, idk.g2g bb ttyl Cya luv ya

[sailormermaidsakura]

The Best Text Would Be Finding Out I Could Be In A YouTube With Shane Dawson, Michael Buckley & Of Course, Tris! :)

[tristopiaTV]

@1my2username3sux4lol Haha an approving nod button would be great!

[fanguy1993]

Your like AIDS. No one likes you, but they can't rid of you.

[tristopiaTV]

@cakeequalshappyjack Well spotted!

[tristopiaTV]

@jihoo134 He says thanks!

[kiba5600]

a txt from someone you love:)

[MezzaLarry]

Oh, I just ran over your dog.

But the bad news is that he is still alive..

[MezzaLarry]

OMFG!

BIG SMILE!

Great intro joke!

I'm gonna make ppl to watch your show 8D

[xharry4ginnyx]

A text from Tris saying 'I have put your comment in my new video!'

[ontherush77]

I've just Gaffa taped 2 turtles together and am now playing football with it roflpwn

[Glenjamin87]

"I'm not pregnant"

[hannah08081]

best text ever ... " you've just won a lifetime of shredded wheat! " LOL

[ButtaSquadProduction]

boobs

[Supermanxtc]

A nude.

[datfunnyguy09]

lol are you conservative!!! best line evar!!!!!!!!!

[Billyonare97]

lol. I guess your Lib Dem's

[jenziix3]

CONGRATULATIONS!! You've just won your very own leprechaun with a complimentary bag of sugar!

[iheartmerlin]

Best text ever? "I saw you on youtube the other day"

[SubswiftTV]

Roses are red violets are blue i have herpes and gave them to you...

Followed up with another text saying Just kidding

[GeneralofWallace]

"I can't believe what you say! Are you Conservative?"

"Nothing can help me now, I feel a bit like Labour"

Fantastic!

[thespottyzebra]

Best text?

It would have to be from the government personally apologising to EVERYONE about the size of bran flakes, and outlining that from now on, all bran flakes will be individually checked by a man called Andy.

[krispduck]

"Babe. U. Me. Sex. -Meekakitty x"

[phobe1923]

tris has just been made primister!!!!! :D

[legofoxanimations]

vodofone apolagising about the pay and lowering it to £1

[LikeWOAHHitzIZZ]

your unicorn will be delivered tomorrow

[Jukiz0]

Hi this is Tris, I like liverpool FC

[ChrMuslimThor]

The guide on how to get away with stalking celebreties like yourself would be awesome to get in a text.

[heartbreakermdp]

"Dear Sir, We apologise for Snakes on a Plane. Yours sincerely, Hollywood."

[LevitationRocks]

nice joke about the conservatives. ha.

[warnoober]

my names Ray William Johnson, and I approve this text message

[justbeing63]

the best text I ever had is: "PENGUIN!"

[fran2382]

i have the same phone as u =P... i love the LG secret

[bobizking1]

best text message to recieve?... "hey, i'm a carrot... oh yes. i can text you now".

[iloveseattle123]

finding out via text message that you dont have AIDS.

Or personally, finding out you got into your first choice University (did you know some actually text now??)

[xX1166Xx]

I love you is the best text ever! Too bad no one has ever sent it to me :'(

[CrashBangRam]

Really liked the video but yr little begging at the beginning: 'oooh, it took me so long to make, pleeeease like it' made me dislike it!

[LBGRLatHEART]

"Hi it's Tris! Just texted to say I love you <3"

[chattux]

PENGUIN LOL do I get a prize?

[AlfieIsHere999]

Your British i thought u were american you no because you love RayWilliamJohnson and all that.