TV Heaven, Telly Hell - David Mitchell part 2

[MrsHellraizer]

In norway there is a childrens program that is hosted by children between 6 - 10. Sometimes their parents are there as well :p

[HannyCheung]

Poor old man - survived or maybe fought in the war, only to give freedom to foreskin suckers like this two kids.

[DeviantsRealm]

I don't wear glasses. Do people wear them in the shower?

[handsomebrick]

Bill Nye is the greatest children's performer.

[ginganz13]

Adam Hart Davies is a legend.

[GoblinXXX]

@ginganz13 I used to love WHAT THE VICTORIANS and ROMANS DID FOR US when they showed it on cable here in the US. I thought he was a great presenter.

[dillonator42]

I think I'm in my rights saying David Mitchell is my absolute favorite fascist pedophile. 

[Bot23]

He was a bit of chunky fucker back then.

[SuperGoldenPony]

The fachist pedo was too fun

[ClayTongues]

I actually like both. Dick and Dom still makes me laugh if I ever catch an old episode, and Adam hart Davis is such a joy to watch.

[Twirlyhead]

Dick and Dom - teaching our kids to be happy slappers - f*****g arseholes.

[Izaak247]

Omfg this is genius

[TheHostileChicken]

My mum sent a copy of his book to his house in Box, Bath and it came back with a signature, a little message of thanks and his personal number and e-mail address. What a nice man!

[astroboirap]

podgy facist pedo

[ifulovesmgiveitaway]

I find the whole "poor old man" attitude kind of patronising actually. Fair enough if you would say the same thing regardless of the person's age, but would you really care if they had done the same to a teenager? You aren't automatically a poor old person who needs looking after as soon as you hit 60. Why assume no one ever shows him any kindness? Why even assume he's a lovely man? Maybe he's a prick. Besides, they stuck a sticker on him, they didn't put him in a gimp mask and make him dance.

[can0mark]

@ifulovesmgiveitaway

Clearly you didnt see the rest of the show.

[SuperGoldenPony]

@ifulovesmgiveitaway In his defense, he smiled spontaneously and unassumingly.

[PrometheanRunGood]

@ifulovesmgiveitaway In the vast majority of culture in the world, elders are given respect no matter what their accomplishments are.

A moral society protects those who cannot protect themselves.

[bbham]

"I think you've got a really good point, but we could edit it really badly for you." -- ROTFL

[izy51]

big mistake stopping this show it was fantastic

[UtopiaMinor666]

British Comedy is so much better than American comedy, im convinced, its all about words for the Brits.

[karry299]

@UtopiaMinor666

Yeah, its all about words for the Brits, and those words are exclusively "shit", "fuck", and "cunt". Seriously, is there ONE stand-up comedian in whole of England, that doesnt say "fuck" every 10 seconds ? I doubt it.

[muffin8or]

@karry299

Yes there is. This is a late night TV show where they can use the word to have actual meaning. Watch a prime time comedy show and you'll see maybe one use of 'bitch' throughout the hour. You don't note all the shows with no swearing but you do the ones with. Lighten up and just don't show your kids this.

[scaryninja1693]

@karry299 Milton Jones. Noel Fielding. Eddie Izzard. Dara O Briain, swears but not frequently. Chris Addison. Andy Parsons. Hugh Dennis. Greg Davies. Michael Mcintyre...

Hardly any swear that much, the occasional curse word is common practice for any comedian in any country. Obviously there are the Frankie Boyles and Chubby Browns, but they're in the minority.

[pakk82]

david looks like he is in a fatsuit.

[1stcrayvenaa]

As someone who grew up with 'cool older sibling' style presenters, I can see nothing wrong with them.

[1stcrayvenaa]

I always loved Adam Hart-Davis

Equally, I loved dick and dom in da bungalow. Especially that particular game :L

[leshark]

i loved watchin adam heart davis' shows. If anyone cud make history interesting, its him.

[GEErardwayy]

David Mitchell- fascist and pedo!

[Kmackoviak]

that poor old nice man!

[6oodfella]

Take 2 guys from stage school, 1 small, 1 average, team them up as if they're actually real friends, use them to try and emulate the success of Ant & Dec, get a coked up producer who does not have children, does not know any children, or know anything about children, and put them in charge of making a TV show for children.

The result? Dick and Dom, 2 of the most utterly useless pieces of shit that Britain has produced. They deserve a kick in the bollocks for what they done to that old guy.

[zomaarbbb]

SOmetimes I just go back to this video just to hear Sean list the things that David is at 6:04

And because I can't get enough of David and/or Sean!

[Quintessence777]

How can anyone not like Adam Hart-Davis? His shows are fascinating, and are enjoyable for people of all ages and educational background.

On another note, I think Dick and Dom should be removed from the gene pool

[lickflame]

@Quintessence777 Yeah he's not the worst thing on TV

[npb07149]

He's gonna leave skid marks on the saddle! that is rank!

[Surtak]

@mrkillstab

Yeah I knew that actually, good spelling fascist move though!

[bigmuffexpress]

OH MY GOD David's laugh at 3:43, what a face!

[kwaddaify]

Awh he sounds so sincere and vaguley upset at 2:02... He's so lovely.

[jacktindale]

I asked Adam Hart Davis a question at a public lecture when I was eight, he gave me a proper answer and even sent me a letter and a signed book afterwards. I agree with David, I won't hear a word against him!

[Surtak]

Came in a comedian, went out a fachist pedophile!

God I love that.....ehm, the joke, not the fachist.....or the pedo.

[MintyInTheSky]

Anything with David Mitchell in it is bound to be funny and interesting =)

[Gaz07]

There wasn't enough Sean Lockeisms in this show...unfortunetly...!

[samthebaboon]

i really want one of those bicycle showers!

[sianchild]

I completely agree with David's comments on children's TV presenters. I hate the childish presenters now on TV.

[CuckooNow]

My stream stopped to buffer just as David was saying

"The idea of children and middle-aged men enjoying eachother's come-"

[alexhamster1134]

@CuckooNow pics or it didnt happen

[TheLinz78]

Fat David was so gorgeous.

[LodemaiT]

@TheLinz78 he still is!

[malaverde13]

does douches are freaking turds

[happylittleweevil]

I already have a ridiculously huge crush on David Mitchell, but for some reason the way he says 'Bloody Hell' at about 4:58 is so so sexy...

[dchris1990]

those little twits are a bunch of .....#$%@#^%& 

[Rhys96]

I would love to go for a pint with David Mitchell one day. I should find out which pub he drinks at and go there.

Is that weird? I think that might be a bit weird....i'd still do it though.

[adam4757]

Mitchell's posture is surprising. He talks so confidently but he fidgets a lot implying he's unfomfortable

[danielitro1]

Why does Sean says that the european version is dirtier? I thought that England was in europe therefore he is also european. I am a Colombian living in the US and that thing puzzles me.

[sphoney]

@danielitro1 In the UK, back when porn came on videos and in magazines, the hardest stuff was always imported from mainland Europe.

More generally I think the UK does 'feel' separate in some ways.. maybe because we're an island, and historically Europe was where invaders came from ^^ things are (or should be) different now, but language has old habits :)

Here he's just referring to the fact that 'German' or 'European' porn before the Internet was always the dirtiest, though.

[georgia00ful]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhh.

this made me laugh so hard. I LOVE DAVID MITCHELLLLL.

[ammypam]

It's not a bad way to bring up your kids as anarchists.They'd think for themselves and believe in equality and democracy.

[MintyInTheSky]

@ammypam So people who are not anarchists for some reason don't think for themselves or believe in equality and democracy? That makes absolutely no sense.

[nikku13]

That was just wrong doing that to the old man. Its telling kids it ok to take the piss out of older people

[beckiangel2010]

dick n dom are hideous for doing that to the old man! bad that the bbc allowed it

[jsodonnell93]

stop at 3:44! so worth it lol

[janeeyre1990]

Enough about his weight. I would still do fat David.

[johnsmithbsc]

He makes a lot of good points about children's television.

[mikeyman211]

David Mitchell, now that we're used to him being really slim on QI and Would I Lie to You?, on this looks like he's wearing a fatsuit.

[ohdoshutit]

trisha

[bobdy9988]

Pause the video at 3:45 man. David mitchell demon face

[bobdy9988]

Set the video to 3:42 and repeat over man

So funny epic face

[olihill101]

Fucking cocksuckers. Wouldn't you just go and hit them if you saw someone doing that to an old bloke in the street? Cunts. Utter cunts.

[LondonPride25]

@olihill101 Seriously. What a pair of highly punchable twats.

[olihill101]

@LondonPride25 Had no idea my comment had been so positively rated. Ha ha. Utter pramfaced shitmunching teacups.

[KingOfTheKill10001]

@olihill101 Best comment I think I've ever read. Ever.

[olihill101]

@KingOfTheKill10001 Strangling them with their own shoelaces comes to mind.

[255ad]

@olihill101 It’s hard to imagine the development process that led up to that moment

“ok where going to target the old man?”

“Right”

“The smiling guy in the his 80s?”

“Right”

[bobdy9988]

Brilliant David Mitchell laugh at 3:43

[bobdy9988]

Brilliant David Mitchell laugh at 4:53 :D

[thechewydude]

His face when he laughs at 3:44 reminds me of Austin Powers :P

[Illuminatus42]

I honestly tear up a bit at the part with the old man. God, I hate those two arseholes.

[randomsamno9]

@Illuminatus42 Whatever ounce of respect I may have had for those two is now gone, what did that poor guy do to anyone?

[kalcaron]

@Illuminatus42

Massive arseholes.

[reznor12]

You know that feeling you get when you see another persons manky ingury or cut, like a weird sinking feeling in you gut and a sense of distaste. That was the feeling i got when i saw those vile people atempt to humiliate that gentleman. 

[warriorofwrestling]

@reznor12 Agreed, they're absolute twats. Funny how Brand and Ross got shit for the thing with Andrew Sachs, yet these bellends got away with worse, imo.

[PocketRocketPRP]

Also, i want this man to run England :)

[PocketRocketPRP]

i love the little old man, how dare he be mean to him : (

[superdupercactus]

I used to think adam heart davis was brilliant when I was little

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

Is it weird how I really like the way he holds the galss when he drinks his water?

[milkkart]

adam hart davis! he really needs to get back on the telly. god i didn't need to see him with his knackers out though.

[spongiebungie]

yeeeessss there r different sorts of liking... I like u David.... I like u alot....

[IoEstasCedonta]

"David Mitchell came on and came out as a fascist and a pedo."

4 people are dead inside.

[TorchwoodUK]

I like how David commited to the bit, rather than shy away from it.

[NiCoDeimus]

"It wouldn't be a laughing matter if that was true, if I suddenly broke down and this turned into Trisha!"

A most excellent rant, Mr Mitchell! Not all adults are paedos, indeed.

[dragonforce525]

Oh I've been mocked

It's the mockery again, I see...

That always makes me laugh without fail.

[00freakofnature00]

Golly he is chubby

[DsShadowOfdecay]

his laugh at 3:45 :)

[Tezcatilipoca]

i get on with fun middle aged men to :D but they told me not to tell anyone....

[smith3451]

Yes!! i love Adam Hart Davis

[FranBMan]

"Better go home and beat Deidre..."

[GoldXrose]

so david mitchel is gay then????? lol or is he just being silly????

[tamgoose]

2:30 paused. Cheeky!

[ali123allie]

David - 5 stars, Sean as a presenter... 1 dim star

[QuinnnniuQ]

Oh! The part the the sweet elderly man made me sad! I agree with David Mitchell :)

[JokerJawz09]

I hope beating deardry (if its spelt like that) isn' t a youthamism for well....you know...

[chairmanmeow1973]

This used to be on the BBC, surely?

[mopedman1]

@chairmanmeow1973 not if it has breaks dumbass.

[ollie3400]

@chairmanmeow1973 it has one of the channel 4 channel's symbols in the corner

[sjgambrill]

@chairmanmeow1973 nope its a channel 4 show

[Kamon1]

David's face at 3.45

[blackapple89er]

fuckin love this shit

[OrgenNoon]

I love David, even if he is a paedo fascist :)

[jonh8383]

good post thanks mitchell is fuckin funny

[spongiebungie]

love love love David and he looks a little like an Ardman chicken ( love them too ) XD

[artstuX]

I really want to kick Dick & Dom's heads in- pair of cunts!

[PrometheanRunGood]

What a douchebag 5:43 who let this tool on television

[jimshady06]

id love someone to edit this in a funny way

[zulu625]

@aardvarkbilly and the rest:

Wow! Lots of responses! Thanks so much guys!

[matafuko]

I love Adam Hart Davis too!

[zulu625]

Sorry, I'm from Canada. What does Sean Lock mean when he says something about the "European" version of that shower? If the UK is in Europe, why do they refer to something as European? I'm not trying to be rude or anything, I'm just genuinely interested.

[loser4003]

I think he was infering that it would feature an attractive female presenter in the shower.

[andrewsurtees]

Because a large proportion of Brits, probably the majority, consider ourselves not just different from europe, but practically the opposite. Geographically it could be argued that Canada is "part of America" but I doubt if a lot of Canadians would be happy with that . The reference to"the european version" of the show is a joke based on the view that there's a more relaxed attitude to pornography in particularly Germany and Holland, which used to be a commonly held belief in England.

[Kora10LGA]

@zulu625 hehe I'm Canadian too but perhaps I can help. Throughout the years Britain had the empire they would always be concentrated on that identity... as a British person within the British Empire. Europe was over the channel and a land onto its own. Only after the breakup of the empire did Britain start to look towards Europe as membership option. However, often within common speech old habits remain.

[squirrillion]

The "European" version means that there wouldn't have been a palm leaf covering his bits. :)

[Caramaram]

@zulu625 it's because the culture in England is traditionally different to that in the most other European countries (as there are traditional differences between most countries). What he's talking about here is the general difference that England is traditionally more conservative/uptight that the rest of Europe, implying that the European version would be a pretty girl instead of Adam Hart Davis.

[Eddgravaged]

Oversexed continentals, in short

[WillShakespeare2007]

If you really want the answer here goes - yes Britain is in Europe but most British people do not refer to ourselves or Ireland as Europe apart from when refering to the EU. So when we refer to Europe we mean mainland Europe. Now the joke means this - the British still think of Europeans as more open sexually than we are with topless beaches, legal porn and prostitution in some places. So he is making a joke that the European version would be a sex device. Simple as that.

[nemesixsixsix]

watching him talk about the sitcom and the fucking up element made me realise the inspiration for peep show, roughly the same theme i figure.

[wario22]

its a fact that the majority of pedophiles are between 20 - 25

[Pahis1]

So after ten years majority of paedophiles are between 30-35. Or do pedophiles die young? Yuo might be right, but wouldn't that mean that more pedophiles were born between 1980-1985 than normally.

[0Genus0]

I used to like Dick & Dom. But christ, what arseholes they were.

[longlivetheroses]

dick head and condom fucking cunts

[MidnighWolf]

Would be sweet irony if that old man had been in the special forces in WWII and upon being toutched from behind had spund round and chinned that grinning twat...

Now thats a T.V moment I'd vote for!

[serehfa]

thank you for putting this on, he's great fun!

[sillyjobug]

Being American I'd never heard of Dick and Dom, but oh my god! They're awful! What was that about bums? And that poor, sweet old man. He seemed just lovely, and they decided to mock him publicly on national television. That's a horrible example for young people!

[TheConciseStatement]

LOL. Your outrage is hilarious but you're completely right. Just to clarify though, you do get that bums are asses here, and not tramps? Beyond that, the song means fuck all - they're just exhibitionist pricks whipping kids up into a hyper frenzy.

[sillyjobug]

Oh yes, I knew they meant asses. (They were also being asses, but that's a different comment!) I just... it's a show for children, and they're shaking their asses around in front of the camera? WHAT? How is that appropriate or at all okay for kids.

[TheConciseStatement]

Well yeah, I mean I don't have so much of a problem with that - kids like a bit of rude humour which is all fine. And they're not pitching it as Sesame Street. It's the obnoxiousness and general mean-spiritdness that I find rather unbearable.

[Deanocfc]

In fact, after watching the Dickhead and Dom bit again they're just wankers and that bit actually makes me quite angry.

[Deanocfc]

I don't like Dick and Dom anymore - couldn't get a nicer looking old man either.

[ynkl7abg]

I always thought Adam Hart-Davis was a bit of a c*nt underneath. And seriously, who would want to become the face of the Inland Revenue?

[dave147]

that dick and dom should be hung. pair of horrible scum bag twats

[majingohan99]

haha

eeee hes just the best

[EM0RK]

oh dear... I took a drink of tea at 5:56, thinking that the funny part was over for now and I'd be safe... and now I've spat it everywhere and there is tea up my nose.

fantastic- thanks for uploading!

[popgoesthekitty]

I <3<3<3 David

Hate Dick and Dom now, though.

[odsall]

Hes very funny David Mitchell, Dick and Dom however need a bloody good kicking though!!!What sort of example is that setting to kids!!!!Total prats.

[atemlos2585]

how funny is David!

[Crecyxx]

David Mitchell is gorgeous (Y)

[tinkerandchippy]

@Crecyxx somehting about him makes me giggle and kinda blush - not sure why =L

[lyd888]

I used to love Dick and Dom, but now, after seeing that my views have completely changed. How could they possibly do that to such an innocent man? I'm sixteen and regardless of all the stick teenagers get, I'd never dare do that.

Also, this show made me laugh, I love David Mitchell!

[AndrewJimScott]

I WANT TO KILL DICK AND DOM!!!

[lizzie543]

i agree with mitchell on the whole i dea which everyone found dirty shame on you all i'm a teenager and i have a better conversation with people alot older than me than i do with people my own age.

[TheTM2sum]

yeh same :)

[DellaDomenica]

we need to get them in the military! hahah

[balin2k]

shawn lock came into my work place the other week with his daughter.she was dressed up like a disney princess

[harvmiester1]

"If you drop your trousers and knock one out, no-one'd be suprised."

xD

[dragonforce525]

"...it's the mockery again..."

Always makes me laugh, David Mitchell is just awesome.

[dropkicksociety]

oh, i'm receiving a nice, warm pat on the back from a youth, maybe I've made a new friend, oh, wait, i'm just being mocked, just the mockery again, guess i'l go beat Deatry

[AltgeldHall]

Deirdre**

[SenorEuphoria]

Is it best if I go and watch it privately?

[Dungarth]

David Mitchell is so right...

I grew up on people like Matthew from Sooty & Sweep and George from Rainbow and you never get those type presenters any more, just a thousand or so Ant & Decs.

[jakamneziak]

David can be near the knuckle BUT he does raise some very good points and as for dick and dom, fuck them. It is talentless arseholes like them that wreck tv and give rise to the x-factor and bullshit like that.

[tidus103014]

better go home and beat deirdre lol !

[thechaos44]

@tidus103014 - Well, my phrase book just got thicker...

[tidus103014]

a facist pedo LOL !

[DellaDomenica]

Watching him made my day so much better. Anything he says, it makes me laugh :)

[camp14dogg]

They have a good rapport

[WKaliberr]

fascist, pedo wifebeater :P

[Shellb08]

I love Adam Hart-Davis! I'll always remember that clip, I can't block it out!

[wh1t3e4rth]

That poor old man, lmao. He was all like, well that was nice... no one has been that nice to me for years.

And yes he should kick there collective ass!

I would pay to see that!