Jerrod Carmichael - Bread Sandwich

[Tookie800]

More Jerrod and less others.

Please :D

[TheRh2489]

This is really funny, thanks for uploading.

[09heatherlyn]

Holy fuckin shit i eat bread sandwiches way to much

[CoolerKing37]

0:54 is Ed O'Neill in the audience?

[DonCarlo4Broadway]

Wow! That was some funny shit!

[WhytyProd]

Dukie!

[DelbyC]

He's quite good.

[djlive408]

hahahah

[mrsirlukasko]

this guy is halarious!!!

[SomethingGood333]

I like this guy but I swear I heard the grocery store joke somewhere before.

[alijav091]

this guy is awesome!! want more

[Necrobladez93]

I like his vibe, its like joking around with your friends.

[QuestionmarkX3]

You can tell he is starting out because you could see that he was nervous. But, you can tell that he will be the next big one because his nerves did not stop him from being funny.

[RealKengeki]

Okay he's not over-the-top funny. But I definitely relaxed and smiled, even chuckled at some of his stuff. Would probably be a pleasure to see him live, what a chill dude.

[401SNelson]

Funny!

[americanu197]

i used to think a bread sandwich is a piece of bread between two other pieces of bread ...he is just takin it to a whole another level

[MaximusPrimalus]

that first joke was definitely stolen from a comedian who said it like 14 years ago

[PachucoDesigns]

@MaximusPrimalus And his name is...?

[MaximusPrimalus]

@PachucoDesigns it was a loooooong ass time ago on BET when i was like 13 or something, i think the comedian's name was michael blackson. i'm not sure though. the original comedian who said it was like "i'm mixed, my mom is black, and my dad is black as shit." same premise and setup

[PachucoDesigns]

@MaximusPrimalus Hm. Well, he looks to be about in the same age group as us, so it's likely he wouldn't remember that. It might just be a coincidence. Otherwise, he probably would have had to research that quite a bit. Besides, it seems to fit in with the rest of his schtick. lol

[BareChestedBandit]

What a talent.

[Hypnuhtyzin]

"the struggle"

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

He had me then he lost me then he had me for a little, but it was too late, lawls!

[crazychri1]

he reminds me of Micheal Cera for some reason

[chillyayo2012]

OMG this guy is terrible! Self-defecating humor lacking rhythm and personal appeal or connection. It's like watching a homeless man try and tell funny jokes.

[sheezhao]

pretty original guy. bread sandwich. and i love the laid back yet hilarious way he speaks/delivers

[MyFunnyBrianShow]

Comedians are neat because they make people happy inside!

[TheLaughFactory]

@MyFunnyBrianShow True that.

[crazzygoggos]

@TheLaughFactory Why don't you have anything from Gabriel Iglesias?

[LarryBTV]

ha

[wafeman17]

did he steal baron vaughn's bit about his father? it seemed eerily similar

[dajani2012]

everyone watching this shit follow these two steps.

1) close this bullshit now

2) type george carlin in your search bar

3) watch real stand up comedy

[thomasthaott]

ahhh bad set. i liked his other one though.

[apohl215]

@thomasthaott he killed, dudes hilarious

[Nickalitious23]

the dude at 0.55 looks like bruce the shark from finding nemo.

[cmarcelo10]

@Nickalitious23 I knew I'd seen him before haha

[TheLaughFactory]

@Nickalitious23 HAHAHHAA!

[tikitimeproductions]

night and weekends only free if you pay your fuckin phone bill

[heatbucspies55]

I came to this and though it was gonna be another mediocre laugh factory vid

but this dude is hilarious!!

[Searcheur]

who the fuck was he talking about at the end?

[TheExileElite]

@Searcheur he's talking about himself. he'll return the gifts and get his money back for more bread samiches n shit. when his lady asks where all the gifts went he would say "NIGGA WE GOT ROBBED!" this way she won't leave him for being broke and what not.

[DavidST1992]

Good stuff he is very talented

[Sustanaelle]

the dude sat the beginning looks familiar?

[diamonddust97]

I had a bread sandwich today, i ate those motherfuckers.

[Eliz279009]

I need more of this guy's comedy if I'm expected to keep pretending like I'm sane.

[SethAKAcoop]

Please, please more of Jerrod! Hes fucking hilarious!

[ChipArgyle]

Would a bread sandwich be open-faced? Are Caucasians allowed to laugh at his first joke?

[MrLuperDuper]

I actually did tear up laughing too hard hahahaha. I love this stuff.

[fenix9885]

Wow, this guy started out cold but then juts nailed the end. Dude is hella funny

[GanjaJokke]

you gonna upload some more Jared anytime soon ?

[TheLaughFactory]

@GanjaJokke I think so, probably before the end of the year.

[PlaygroundPolitician]

@TheLaughFactory this guy is gold

[maximusgenius]

I need to see more of this guy asap

[gozee1]

lol this guy is pretty funny.

[BigPimp14]

this guy was hilarious

[MarkArandjus]

This guy has pretty much always has the same trick: harmless setup then it unexpectedly turns really offensive, but it's so brilliant it works ever time! :D

[TheAbsolumER]

this guy has a very unique style...

[MrCastaway1977]

One thing I don't like with live stand-up is lameos in the audience. They should go somewhere where they can participate in singing that "B-I N-G-O" song before they come. Then you won't have them whippin' out guns and shooting in the air when Chhris D'elia does his NAZI impression.

[Be1smaht]

sucks really

[NexisFilms]

He had me @ : "My father ... is a NIGGA !!" LOL 

[KuatoFilms]

Two weeks ago I was so poor I ate triple decker bread sandwiches for a couple of days. I thought about Jerrod and I laughed.

[thecocreator88]

I already laughed at 'Carmichael'

[KrazKate]

His voice is just so calm, it's hilarious.

[InGallifrey]

oh shitttt I know what I'm doing for this Christmas!

[passiveMenis]

One of the best comics uploaded on this channel. really want to see more from him

[SheivelyBuisson]

so fucking clever and hilarious.

[daniyellowjello]

More of him, please.

[mundabi]

Funniest intro ever

[peristalsis]

I love this guy... He's so chill yet he made me literally laugh out loud. 

[L8rBek]

Sneaky bastard! hahaha

[xXkillerteddyXx]

this nigga hit my brothers car at the Improv in LA and said he didnt have insurance... typical

[veggiefan2k4]

@xXkillerteddyXx He does eat bread sandwiches, so what do you expect?

[cheesydarkside]

whoa some beefy claps at the start, reckon some racist was enjoying himself too much? jk lol

[Justin93koch]

if you think he's laid back now, imagine him stoned lol

[LesterDaMolester15]

Last joke was killer!

[hpmx703]

I actually had a bread sandwich this morning. This had me in tears.

[veggiefan2k4]

I was in tears when he said: "For those of you not familiar with what a bread sandwich is, it's when you take two pieces of bread, and you eat those motherfuckers."

I. Was. DEAD.

[PachucoDesigns]

@veggiefan2k4 Delivery was devastating. lol

[TSGS21]

lol Yeah I guess I'm going to start saying that I am half asswhole from my dad side.

[MrTjowen87]

if this guy is tellin the truth or not it doesnt really matter, he's f*ckin hilarious

[GoDiglet]

This dude is my neighbor in the palace apartments, he is fucking poor

[charlyblues]

@GoDiglet

what kind of a thing is that to say?

btw the white dude laughing in the video ruined it...

[jr0014]

this dude needs a 1hour special or somethin

[daniyellowjello]

that was great@

[JawheadTV]

this guy is actually funny his delivery is amazing!!

[BrunoDaKeeper]

......AND MY FATHER IS A NIGGA, FROM WHERE EVER THE FUCK NIGGAS COME FROM

[msane4XX]

Alejandro!

[LoowheezeBreeze]

This guy has a big future in the comedy game...

[MCwithPshycosis]

Jokes should be a bit longer otherwise this guy is funny as fuck

[Hyenashowl]

This guy is Zoidberg poor.

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

i fuckin hate it how everyone commening on laughfactory videos tries to be a critique trying to make it a scientific thing whether youre funny or not.

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

his timing is perfect. ive watched his vids over and over they dont get old "]

[wbooker10]

more

[Razendity]

its stupid, i dont think he's funny..stupid dumbass using self-depreciating humor...get smarter jokes

[xklawenx]

I like this guy hahaha

[TheShreder98]

sounds like hes always out of breath

[ZeeBeani]

Opening line murdered it xp

[AnimasterOfTheKonoha]

14 niggas eat bread sandwiches

[GranderValues]

i love this guy.

[Anfmethodjor]

I like his style because he doesn't need to explain his jokes. Even though it may take us a second to get some of them, which only make them more rewarding.

[TheZoelzer2]

give it up for jerrod carmichael.

me- woooooooooo yeah fuck yeah wooooooooo clapping histaracly

[8jsimone]

the no car thing really made me laugh. its just his overall delivery that i dont think catches you

[mrpham]

I'm in love with his delivery.

[ledbrasil]

this guy is the shit! more of him please!

[effik3]

thats where i am in my life right now...

[flargicaldemon]

And my father is a nigga from wherever the fuck niggers come from! xD

[gioreliazzi]

Laughed Out Loud Drooling

[LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

@gioreliazzi lol wtf.... this brother is hella funny

[gioreliazzi]

@LoVeInADiUniVerSe i meant i laughed so much i even drooled a bit. this guy is HILARIOUS. I WANTS MOAR!!

[MrFelonTelevision]

lmao

[PABPrankCalls]

this guy is good! more please!

[MrQ8center]

To give you exactly what my point is .. its like saying white boy to a majority of black people .

[MrQ8center]

the opening is good but i don't think the laugh factory is the right place to say it if you disagree with me then why everyone got mad when Kramer said nigger in front of white majority people like the one we are seeing now because he is white ? then its still would be racist for a black to say a nigger in front of white majority people because when u put it in YouTube it would be seen as you payed this dude to say it and that's the different between Dave Chappelle and the rest of anyone else .

[BlackwingDrake]

"from wherever the fuck niggers come from."

[werwr4]

no no no no, thats not how you eat a bread sanwhich, u see you put some butter in a peice of bread, then you fould it and enjoy the ghettoness

[13l4CK]

soooo how is it when niggas crack on niggas its funny... But when white ppl take lix

then the crowd gets awkwardly quiet & their laughs are even fakeish.

[stryfetc]

@13l4CK because it's a way blk ppl have used a long time now to cope with hurt that comes with the word,sota like taking lemons and making lemonade,meanwhile there is still no way to remove the sting of racism and the anger that causes fo a white person to call you that,it's an instant reminder of how white ppl see us in this country as less than them!!..I know it seems contrdictory but hey human emotions are a complicated thing!!..I know this might not mean much but just trying to answer you!!

[13l4CK]

@stryfetc i shouldve been specific i was under the influence in my last post & i tried to say

why is it , that when white people are the target of black comedians,

that it then becomes awkward. & the jokes get all sour ... people do laugh still

but it is not the whites laughing (which is most likely populated)

soo its not that much laughing. but it is a weird emotional thing.

its like white people dont wanna be reminded of racism some how

[stryfetc]

@13l4CK that's exactly what it is!!..because if all the people of color who have been victimized by whites since forever,not just blacks,went apeshit tomorrow and came for they heads,in they're heart of hearts they know they would deserve it,for fucking everybody over!!,so of course they wanna play the short memory game once they've gotten what they want ie- the world and everything in it!!

[gorogawa]

@13l4CK are you seriously wondering that? because you know how much of a retard that would make you look like.

[13l4CK]

@gorogawa there it goes again...

its funny when its like a certain psychological thing were

black comedians crack on each other, its cool..

"black ppl be like "oh hell naw" (roars of laughter)

but when its like "White people be doing blah blah blah

half the roars of laughter aint there.... & when ever u look into the crowd

you clearly see the uncomforting facial expressions..

look man dont give me shit about it, i notice things that people are to Dunse to notice.

dont mind me.

[gorogawa]

@13l4CK You may choose to laugh at yourself, but you can't make fun of other races. Also, remember that black people are a minority in America, so people tend to give them a break and be furious if a white person says a derogatory term towards them.

It is, to some extent, understandable for a black American person to genuinely hate the white majority because of the feeling of vulnerability. However, if a white person does the opposite, it's far less tolerable. It's called human psychology.

[jddii]

he looked a lil shy in the beging but he i think he killed it!!

[treflipzz316]

is he a new jest starting comic

[DKsparks13]

i have bread sandwitches alot:( im white also inronic

[tasteflavored]

I like this guys straight man style, the punch lines really surprise you

[HollywoodSheen]

this dude's good

[passiveMenis]

Didn't expect him to be this good. Wow, thanks

[maryamtaheri]

the look on Alejandros face thats priceless LMFAO

[cavedavesmash]

Poor Alejandro :(



[Cnupoc]

he's got it but he needs to work on the jokes tho

[Pavee1987]

mellow and funny as hell, love it

[chess1993]

bread sandwiches LMFAOOO the funny thing is i eat those too

[gooodwoood]

I was debating on whether to give this video a thumbs up... And then I heard the bit about the grocery store, hahaha im dyingggg

[9JackR6]

LOL

[countalucard82]

12 people have never had a bread sandwich.

[JesusWasADerelict]

0:53 .. "nyahyahyah yes. the poor people amuse me aaaaaaahahaha"

[getbuck1000]

@JesusWasADerelict Lmao

[Kcano10]

Fabolous



[zmrj3000]

is there more videos of him? this guy's hilarious !!

[TheLaughFactory]

@zmrj3000 Yes, we have one more on our channel called "Happy Father's Day?"

[cavedavesmash]

@TheLaughFactory Only One More?!?!

[xXMinecraftAddictXx]

@TheLaughFactory Get more of him. :O

[TheShreder98]

@zmrj3000 no hes not

[bananaear]

this guy is hilarious. so understated and low-key, a rare and precious thing in modern comedy.

[LLUUCCiiAANNO]

lool i have to try that grocery store shit

[MusicCoca]

SOOOOOO FUNNY :P this guy is mad funny

[KenWelsh77]

FUNNIEST ! OPENING! EVER!

[SukhberS]

Okay, this came out a year ago to the exact date. Has he come back to perform, do you know what's up with his career?

[Hrko1992]

hes got some really good material, this guy is gonna make it big :D

[galinrizov]

This guy is pretty good lol

[Toddavid85]

Hahahaa made me cry a little from laughter, my new favorite comedian ! More please!

[McMasher]

hes funny i just think he needs to work on stage presence

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

@McMasher thats part of his standup.

[rizlmilk]

Every second of this was gold.

[ballinboy6489]

this guy's dad is Stokely Carmichael the famous student activist from the film "Berkeley in the Sixties"!!!!

[GoTheTrutho]

bring this guy back! the best comedians are people who could make fun of themselves.

[jasonmotley]

Yo funny style man... nice work

[sebaschan23]

This guy must be the black Micheal Cera

[avhousebitch]

it's called a wish sandwich

[2pacalypse25]

looks like alot of people are drunk, laughing at this guy. i didnt think he was funny. lame ass jokes.

[Diedrupo]

this guy is hilarious!

[toosikkid123]

I see him becomin big in Comedy, no doubt he's good.

[KingKarl04]

i had a bread sandwich for breakfast.

[comptonbrotha]

Dude is hilaaaaaaarious

[toosikkid123]

He will be a great.

[imblackjames]

LMAO hes hilarious!!!!!

[emmamartini]

am i the only one totally annoyed by the guy who does the introductions? doubt it. chip sandwich anybody?

[Santana105]

Take two pieces of bread.... and eat those motherfuckers, this guy is freakin hilarious

[kilianyooo]

new dave chappelle haha

[TPWNage]

hahahahahahahaha this guy is hilarious. 

[themack355]

I already love this guy...