Mad tv- Average Asian

[MaddDogg81]

I'm white and like almsot any sushi that is not raw fish

[MaddDogg81]

haha it's funny because it's racist

[MrTroll652]

this is so racist

[gdoddmeta3608]

@Lugiapunk5

Pokemon is gay.. I think I stopped watching pokemon, and anime in general, when I was like, 12.

gtfo fagot

[whrobins431]

@gdoddmeta3608 fuck u mann anime and pokemon is tha shit!

[FootBalling17]

I m an Asian (avergae asian) and this is one of the funniest videos i have ever seen. if people get offended by this then u are retarded lol.

[St34lth1000]

was this filmed with a toaster?

[krzyjazzy]

...They're mispelling his name. XD

[vichobreakthewall]

I feel identified by these skits XD... one friend once asked me "You know martian arts right?" like all asians knew jajaja

[BeelzebubTerror]

@vichobreakthewall Where the hell did you friend get the idea that Asians know arts of extraterrestrial origins.

[vichobreakthewall]

@BeelzebubTerror I think i wrotte it wrong i meant marcial arts XD

[luizramires7]

these are so hilarious!

Don't know why people take these seriously,it's pure gold I tell ya, GOLD!! :)

coming from an asian btw :)

[1SpeedDean]

i dont think this skit is racist, it just shows how retarded white people are. ahahha

[OrlyDudeGuy]

stereotypes are hilarious

[samantha34ize]

this is acurate most asian do nail alot study computer sicence and they do dry clean and own laundro mat

[gLeefanatic2009]

stephaies weir laugh is soo charming

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

sucks asians are good at everything...white people need to catch up...it all starts in schools

[OrlyDudeGuy]

@princeofdarknessxyz1 If you read about histories, scientific breakthroughs, and other significant stuff, you'll realize that smarter whites (not all whites) have been the most successful group in the world since Europe rose to power and the USA is a product of that power, USA is a white dominant country with stereotyped minorities. Topics you need to look for are European Colonialism, Enlightenment Period, white intellectuals like Descartes, Kant scientists like Darwin, Newton. I'm Asian btw

[faithvamp]

run he know karate.

no i dont

LOL

[Damauveropolis]

If only he knew martial arts... Oooohhhh!

[donaldagoncalves]

These are sooooo funny.

[renrono]

please. asians are not only Chinese,Japanese and Korean!!!!!

[itseffinsexxitime]

@renrono i hate whenever people call any asian they see chinese -.-

[renrono]

@itseffinsexxitime me likewise! They should tag this video Oriental Asians. lol

[shintori23]

there's an asian kid up front why not ask him?

[johnstonmatthew2767]

Brittney Wier is so hot.

[shintori23]

I hate that weird laugh that she makes at 0:58 it sounds annoying and I hope that she doesn't do that in real life

[shintori23]

There's an asian kid in the front.

[landcommander1981]

Is the karate teacher Josh Meyers?

[shintori23]

@landcommander1981 yes that's Josh Meyers that plays the same one in abcrombie skit

[landcommander1981]

@shintori23 Thanks. I remember him from That 70s Show. I'll check out the abercrombe sketch

[frodoshop]

OHIO!!!!!!!

[mousecrf230]

WOOOOO!! He's a fellow Ohioan :)

[terminx12]

@mousecrf230 Real life he is a californian from San Diego Where i am from :)

[rambofan334]

This guy needs to buy a gun.

[SynchroWind]

Born in ohio lol i wonder if they believe him if he says California cuz that's where i'm from and im asian

[231johnjohnson]

lol kid karate sucks.doesnt matter what belt they have i wouldn't feel a thing when they would be hitting me

[jenIROCK]

stereotypes get annoying sometimes i mean its funny once in a while

but then people go "DO YOU GUYS EAT DOG?!" WTF?!?!

[verynice420]

"HE KNOWS KARATE!" LOL!

[MadameDeJaVu]

I love it when people make fun of stereotypes. Why I hate stereotypes; is that it allows others, who do not know you to pigeon hole you. What this does; in turn, is not allow you 'the individual' to flourish.

For instance rice; lots of people eat rice! I never understood food stereotypes. I've grown up on Caribbean, English, Turkish and Chinese food. Silly thing to assume about someone. I stereotypically like food though! Peace

[sebastianlarsen]

he's an angry asian!

[waterpolo9696]

HE'S NOT USING HIS CHOP STICKS RITE??!?!?!?!?!!?

[manimawsome17]

Average Asian huih? wasn't that a karate move at 1:40 :D

[boomslangchao]

lol RUN HE KNOWS KARATE

[FlippyMyDog]

@WillowWillowXOX Just think how lucky you're white. Being Asian make me feel inferior.

[RichReidyFilms]

i could of sworn he reached super saiyan 4

[mrsmonkeyking250]

what the hell? i thought he said he was from boston?

[LuvGokunut]

This is not meant to be a generalization since I cannot speak for all, but most of my Chinese (from China) friends refuse to eat sashimi because they don't think it's healthy to eat raw fish (understandable)......so they think I'm crazy because I LOVE it!!! Except for one friend...he doesn't think I'm crazy...he likes sushi... ...but he hates Koreans.

[balkazar666]

he said he was born in ohio but in another sketch of average asian he says hes from boston?

[saviourking120]

@balkazar666 Not now chairman Mao I'm in the freakin Zen!

[bputra13]

hes said hes born in bostan, mass

[HARE921]

but not all asian eat sushi...just part of it, starts from japan

[Enricarenee]

Its so hilarious that he they keep assuming that he knows everything HAHAAAA

[zhouwuatsien]

I'm Asian, and I know there's no such thing as an Average Asian... It's sad to think but, I get asked a lot of these questions. (Not making sushi) but fixing computers, acupuncture, mathematics, martial arts, music. And the truth is... I do know them

All my Asian friends do. It's kind of cool because I always feel like the answer guy or the useful guy. The sketches are hilarious to me because... I've never seen a more useless Asian.

[ABCDnGz]

@zhouwuatsien wat r u ? a superman ? or fcking Alien-Asian ... unless u r nerd :)

[HmongBleach]

@zhouwuatsien Haha yea fixing a computer is so easy and same thing goes with fixing cars

[Tommydudez]

hey i am an asian myself. seriously how the whites stereotype asians are being smarter? well asians may have higher IQ and do well academically because of the pressure from parents,but dun mean we know how to fix computers? i mean knowing how to fix PCs is not restricted to any particular races ;anyone could fix one if they knew how.

[DemonClaw83]

@Tommydudez kind of sending mixed mesages, aren't you

[Missteree87]

@zhouwuatsien I had asian friends who didn't know ANY of these things. I guess using your logic, you eat dog and cat too? Do you also make Nike shoes in a sweatshop? think before you type

[Maxmulham]

@zhouwuatsien Um. I know a few.

[hot64chick]

@zhouwuatsien well guy thats great n all..bt u n ur friends cant speak for an entire race.

[Huzzawful]

@zhouwuatsien theres quite a few, asian immigrants tend to be strict as fuck with their kids. im in canada and my highschool had less white people than asians and brown people, the "average" asians seemed to know all of the math before we learned it because their parents made them study before hand. average brown guys would stick together and try to cheat off eachother and shit though

[XxSpeciocid3xX]

@Huzzawful

Brown people lol

[Eksile8]

@zhouwuatsien well give the asian community some time, about 1 or 2 more generations and I can promise you over half of the asian american population will be just like bobby lee here.

[ripperduck]

This is funny. True story. One time I was driving from L.A. to San Francisco, where I was going to college. I pulled into this small town somewhere near Sacramento, and I go to get gas. When I went inside to pay, I ask the woman if there were any good restaurants in town. She looks at me and says, " There's a Mexican restaurant down the street. You'd like their burritos." I said "Yeah," bought some bananas at Safeway and drove on.

[TheTwoRandoms]

When bobby is at the sushi restaraunt his shirt looks like crap

[theundeadcanadian]

I wonder if Asians find this funny? lol

[L3g3ndkill4]

@theundeadcanadian i find it funny and im asian

[theundeadcanadian]

@L3g3ndkill4 Thanks for letting me know.

[XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX]

@theundeadcanadian I'm Asian and it's fucking funny. :D

[bawain]

this is stupid

[FROZYO]

I thought he was from Boston.

[taishi]

@FROZYO maybe he was born in ohio and raised in boston? idono

[november132]

lol out of the whole average asian vids ive seen, i think i would actually laugh if they would say that theyve never had sushi before. it would also be pretty sad. ppl shouldnt lose there identity jsut because they were born/live in a diff country

[BiLlAbOnG353]

RUN HE KNOWS KARATE!!! LOOOL

[togurotheman]

my favorite one

[MrExgamer]

He's going super saiyan at 4:16 lol

[firefrostpeacemaker]

@MrExgamer it's a 2 min video!

[MrExgamer]

@firefrostpeacemaker oh lol i meant at 2:16, i was off by two minutes

[ralph262]

frommexico: i can pass for a mexican that never eated a burito but an asian who never eated sushi is way waay waaaay impossible...men that octopus looked delicious mmmm

[anythingnew]

@ralph262

What if they're from the big continent and not from the island of Japan?

[Wolfsbane909]

run he knows karate! lmao

karate = korote

meaning "Chinese hands"

yes i know some karate & massage also as it goes hand in hand, knowing where 2 strike 2 cause maxium damage, knowing where 2 apply pressure 2 relieve muscle tension.

[erasmus55]

hahaha i love this guy

[indiag89]

"Run! He knows karate!!!"

"No I don't!!"

[ZhangtheGreat]

Did he just throw everything from the desk onto the floor in one swipe? Incredible... =D

[Program61Lamza]

The last song was the best

[november132]

the sushi part is actually funny

[AUARAUARA]

I don't see anything so funny in imaging that a grow up asian already had sushi... do you imagine an italian who never had spaghetti???

[mohyaghmour]

RUN!!! HE KNOWS KARATE!!!!

[lilsk8erboy98]

@mohyaghmour "NO I DONT!!!!!!!" haha

[nightowl006]

Well this is offensive. Yet funny XD

[Emocritisism]

Who hasn't heard of chairman Mao? XD

[kingkong8974]

@Emocritisism

who's chairman mao?

Serious question, and I'm Asian

[accendingmelodia]

@kingkong8974 Chairman Mao Zedong was a Chinese revolutionary and a Communist leader :)

[LuvGokunut]

@kingkong8974 I know you wrote this 7 months ago...but you don't know who Chairman Mao is?? Seriously, you should look him up. He was an extremely important guy in Chinese and world history. I'm very sad about our education system. I am going to go cry now.......

[kingkong8974]

@LuvGokunut lol, I learned very little in high school.

[OMGitsDSypl]

lol wtf? one vid says he was born in Boston, but now in Ohio lol?

Run!! he knows Karate!!

No i dont!!

[NewOnTheSceneT]

Well, he said is from Boston, so he could have been born in Ohio, and grew up in Boston.

[jadegizmo]

@OMGitsDSypl Bobby Lee was really born in San Diego.

[OMGitsDSypl]

hm, didnt know that.

anyways im talking about the character in these sketches

[hillaryhater3]

really pissed off at stupid caucasions

LOL

[Program61Lamza]

@hillaryhater3

LMAO

[xcuter9]

@hillaryhater3 Stupid Americans. Not caucasions

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

@hillaryhater3 yeah white guys are like that...i don't judge asians

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

@hillaryhater3 i think most white people act like this...its entertaining

[99MarcC]

I havn't laughed that hard in a very long time. Wow that was good.

[VViitard]

i'm asian, this is fucking hilarious!

[Okryyn]

Lol he finally snapped.

[kentan2202]

how about average latino, average nigga and average honky?

[larygary0822]

How about a average white?

Fair enough...

[sharpshootermatthew]

KNOW GOD!

[KevinSharanTV]

Hey its kinda raceist bt funny

[Bhup1978]

"Our sushi chef called in sick -would you like to fill in?"

LOL

[HomeworkHelper1]

The kid didn't even make contact with his leg.

[murry001]

lolll

[fanboys7]

i'm asian, and i think this is funny. i hope there's more skits on this.

[shadowleggyfanz]

yeah i too but madtv is finnished

[wkkimmy]

No one really talks about the videos anymore and more likely talk about the races and debate and fight with each other which is pretty gay.

[79481429]

I wonder if this comment box on every video is actually for arguing about matters that don't really matter...

[joker666100]

lol caucasians, like an asian but with more cauc

[ArmenianZipmanwwwi]

im Caucasian from Armenia ;D

[heartbreakermdp]

"caucasions"? haha

[aznxboix188]

cool, i just watched this in class.

[iranjackheelson]

whhat? in a class? what class was that?

[RaineBlow]

It's just comedy people.

[Ablooga237]

"he's never heard of chairman mao he'd kick your ass if he knew how he's an angry asian" lol

[l2moua]

"can you take apart my computer, fix it, then put it back together again" LMFAO

[hjmndj]

I Wanted to wreck that room! ROFL XD

[japaneboy]

Kids, the Asian man is going to show us some of his ancient combat techniques. lol

[AllieSingsAlto]

@japaneboy best thing ever!

[Zombiemaster613]

resist the urge to eat Ribs, chickin, or watermelon, and I *Do* like hip hop and rap sometimes

[sparty007]

wtf,, I like ribs, chicken, grape, and watermelon too. and I am asian

[Zombiemaster613]

I wasn't being rasist, some black people hate chicken ect. all I'm saying is that most blacks *Do* like chicken, kool aid, ribs, watermelon ect. there's a reason for all sterotypes. and sometimes it's hard for someone of that steriotype Minority to ignore that urage, just like all Woman arn't upsest with shoes, however quite a few of them *do* like shoes alot. I wasn't trying to be rude only further explain steriotypes so that people that get the joke, will understand it's humor.

[Spec0pleader]

black people are brown...

[rickiex]

do you know that little planet where all these little kids holding hands around the world? the blk kid repesents black people and the yellow kid repesents asains and etc etc. you get the point.

[Montove]

ROFL NICE!!

[Dosukinuta44]

oh my god! your right! most black people ARE black :O

[TheFrostJoker]

are u an idiot?

no shit black people are black

if they aren't black they wouldn't be called black people dumb fuck

[rickiex]

WOW i hope u feel really smart for pointing out the OBVIOUS! no shit you douche! i was pointing something out, not the fact that blk people are blk. dumb ass!

[TheFrostJoker]

u call me a dumb fuck?

who's the one that said most black people are black?

not most fucking all black people are black fucking retard

[shamwow56]

I'm black and I hate chicken and stuff like that, keeping it veg for the ladies, besides watermelon

[Zombiemaster613]

well, I belive the point of this show is to teach ppl that just because some or even most races do the things that are sterotypacle dosn't mean every person in that race do that, however, in one episode they made him good at ping pong, this is a typacle sterotype for asians, I think thee point they were trying to get across was that pretty much every person of any nationality or ethnic group will do something sterotypacle sometimes without noticing it, just like cause I'm black sometimes I cant

[luisandchris777]

HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO

[holypredator]

This video made me felt that Asian seems to be able to do everything and Western knows nothing ... LOLZ

Westerns are useless??

[Program61Lamza]

@holypredator

No, Western are not useless, they are just too reliant. Heck, their culture was kick ass before Asians started coming over by the boatload.

[Kerwritervetgirl122]

@Program61Lamza watch it. that sounds reallly racist dude. I'm engaged to an asian so why dont you ease up on the asian comments huh? No offense to you, just please watch what you say. thanks

[JUBERCAKE2]

what dooshes!! XD

[TehJemS]

2:16 - "He knows karate!" "NO I DON'T!!!"

lmao I love this vid.

[TheSimpsoys]

lmao

RUUN

[deathnotex100]

i'm just an Average Asian,

and I don't know karate either,

and I HAVE NEVER EATEN AN ANIMAL

[rashidul227]

liar

[Alex618mir]

thx madtv to show to the world that in reality some people are like that think asians are great at math,kung fu,and eat any animals

[el3m2tigre]

so asians are vegeterians?

[chopypopy]

why did he say he was born in ohio? isnt he from boston?

[oldwhatshisface]

He could've been born in Ohio, then moved to boston.

[pinkyapple333]

This is so messed up

[heartbreakermdp]

they misspelled caucasians

[killedkenny07]

he nows karate....NO I DONT

[PlutoEmmaloo]

lol "he knows karate!!!"

"no i don't!!"

[Asianpersuasion3]

haha "he knows karate."

[hansyfly]

lol i thot he was born in Boston..?

[ak2sc]

havent u heard of Boston, Ohio? Lol =)

[bomborolo]

run he knows karate.

[crazy4u64]

omg thas so fucked up lol

[Mazemaster18]

2nd to comment!!! nice vid so funny

[omegafreak007]

first comment =D