[VOCALOID] Kaito- Poker Face

[ggluvj]

i find his english funny XD but i still love him!!

[France16748]

KONY 2012



[kaito5400]

it sounds like pokeman

[1412Ginko]

sexy kaito picks

[TrDolphin1000]

A lady saw a stunami

[DuchessDiamond]

hot

[Mweormwitten]

@caspercat22 Aw that would be even cuter! Thank you for making my day!

[clacla2012]

ugly pie ugly pie no hi canida mai pokefeiz

[Domoluv2001MSP]

<3

[PokefanLoojopop]

Dat Accent...

[KuroCosplayService]

HARD CORE ENGERISH

[vinachanel]

you all should listen to him sing bad romance it worth lololololololoing and hahahahahahaaha

[Mweormwitten]

Can't understand a word he's saying, but it's so cute! -:3

[caspercat22]

@Mweormwitten I can just imagine him having an adorably frustrated expression at that statement xD

[Supersuomipossu]

xDDDD

[MrDragonkun]

Oooo-loo-lol-looo, oooo--lol-looo XD

Поднимай, поднимай? WTF? XD

[MrBlizzetta]

poke ye face?

[HeavenlyDemonicly]

This is so adorable! xDDD I couldn't help but laugh at the cuteness! Kaito is-and will always be- my favorite Vocaloid... And this is a perfect example of why. Good job mate!

[cavallucciomarino97]

popopopo ker fei popopo ker fei XDXDXDXD

[munkiemee]

Admit it, we can't understand a single thing he says. BUT I LOVE IT! :D

'Ra ra ba bu i aa....'

[SuperAnimelover97]

can i have the link or pic for this video plz!

[coolsquidgey]

0:39 lololololol-lololololol~... XD

[gsantinay17]

popoppoke ur face popoppoke ur fase mamama

[gsantinay17]

me: kaito im sory but ur english sucks

len: ya ka...

kaito: if u say another fucken word i wont bang ya tonight

len :o.o i cant losse that privlige 1

me U TOO R GAY !? IM TELLING NERU AND MIKU

len and kaito : noooooooooooooooo!

[MizukiElric86]

@YaoiIsMySin Totally XD 

[skaterhalo0007]

popopopo ice popopopop ice :D 

[Thisisnotmadebyacat]

PLEASE PUT UP[ THE MP3 LINK!!!

[inuchan456]

@Thisisnotmadebyacat I had the MP3 up, but It was on Mega Upload. So I'll have to find somewhere else to upload it. Until then, you could always use one oft those youtube to mp3 converters. They're everywhere and free. Just use Google.

[senseifua5]

@Thisisnotmadebyacat find listen to youtube.com and ready

[EPICnaruTARD]

@Thisisnotmadebyacat Try YouTube downloader, it is what I use, it works, is free and generally fast. It's convienient too. C:

[archer00078]

I love you Kaito...

[NFMandNFSfan]

vocaloid is fluent at japanez' thats why the words in english sound like sh*t

[extra0ordinary]

ohh hesa masta at getting those high notes (sounds a bit funny high tho; his voice is ushaly low pitched) and 'noa heea can-t eat my pocureface' XD but.. ' i wanna hold him like they do in... (ect.) sounds slightly gay but i know it's gaga so that's kr tho it sounds like 'show (her)m wata got' good job though if gaga was a. asian guy i'd know what she'd sound like

[darkwitch88]

why am i here? ._.

[GrooveNerd]

@darkwitch88 I dunno, why?

[ericasasha]

Ugly pie XD

[GettinHighSERIES]

Oooooooooookay

[CoffeeCupV2]

I can consider this song Yaoi since he stills says "I'll get him high, show him what a guy" xD And....about the Hohoho thing....I think I know who has been playing my santa all these years xD -eats his pokerface-

[TheDancingPickle123]

Ugly pie ; Ugly Pie

No he cany eat my~ pokerface

XDD

Lmfao

[MizukiElric86]

ugly pie ugly pie no he cant eat my pokerface shes got a random pony

xD

[YaoiIsMySin]

@MizukiElric86

Cannot unhear, cannot unhear. xD

[SilverPaw91]

Kaito<3 *Becoming a Kaito fangirl wtf* Socute<3

[Personal589]

hohohoho'erk hohoho'erk fake?

i laughed at the chourus!

but still i like it!

[KawaiiBunnyPyun]

Kya! >//< Kaitooooo I love you! Your english is so cute

[TheWhiteMage745]

lol, his singing is English is hilarious! ugly pie ugly pie no he cant eat my pokerface. god and he sounded so serious lol

[Mweormwitten]

(-3 was meant to be a heart =.=)

[Mweormwitten]

Kaito, hun...love ya to death...but give up on the English XD -3

[Destructivedoshi]

It sounds like Kaito is saying hohohoho Gary at 1:13-1:20

[SoraKingdom123]

I literally laughed my butt off when I heard him sing "Ugly pie, ugly pie. No he can't eat my pokerface" LMFAO!

[luigilollipop]

is he sayin "ma ma ma"?

[MrPrcek321]

hes magical >:D

[MusicEditingCat]

Kaito, your terrible Engrish is so cute <3

[Kurotard]

@x3misukisu -_-; Miku is already getting an English Append and KAITO is getting one too. Check the VOCALOID Wiki.

[TheGirlOfHappiness]

Kawai Kaito.But,BAKA singing!!!>_<

[punkinbug2008]

wat the fudge hold the sushi this is weird

[punkinbug2008]

lol take english class kaito lol

[DaniTheDeadlyOnex]

He sounds like he's singing with drink in his mouth...

[LookAtMeDerp]

AWESOME! :DDD I actually like this better than the original.

[KuroHitsuji29]

Ugly pie~ Ugly Pie~

[tamayammy]

LMAOOOOO 

[VocaidolzAka]

What are VSQ? Everyone is offline?

[riddlehorse101]

Wat r vsq s SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER!!!!!!

[UshagiFtw]

@riddlehorse101 @VocaidolzAka A VSQ Is what you use for the VOCALOID program,it makes it easier to make them sing

[XxDTKfanxX]

0:44 im getting hard so him what a car xD

[ThePanetone22]

lol its like he say i'm getting hard and ugly pie ugly pie no he can't eat my poker face :S LOL 0:40 at 0:50 i'm getting hard <<< 2:41 at 3:26 <<<< Ugly Pie, Ugly pie No he Can't eat my pokerface funny hihi xD

[Pop77o7]

Excellent way to curb your ear for understanding heavy accents. lol

[Blazingstar1821]

Haha this is my first video of listening to kaito sing in English and I expected it to be better but now I'm dying of laughing! Sorry kaito I think your more suited for Japanese xD

[SinfulKagemusha]

Kaito, your such a handsome gir-- I mean, boy!

but honestly, why does he sound so unnatural in english? In every english cover of him I've seen, he's sounded so weird...

[angelofthedeadxoxoxo]

@SinfulKagemusha because the program was written for japanese songs so when its used for english songs it doesnt work that well

[StealthMaster5k]

i think he ate too much ice cream

[Akrylwolf]

Kaito, you need to brush up on your english language. How the heck are you gonna communicate with your english speaking fans when your english is horrible? But, good effort here!

[littleAnnabelle2]

sounds like hes... gargling or something.

[DecapitatedMisa1]

I'M CRYING OF TOO LAUGHING

[ripedreality]

ohhhhhhhhhh Kaito

[RingolaAuntie]

popopopogei fei

fail.

[KittyLeeChan]

popipopipopi face

[mantyke6677o]

LOL

UGLY PIE

[YiffMeHMM85]

This is actually decent. Kaitos engrish is terrible. This is the best I've heard outta him. Nice job ^^

[wowgirl225]

BETTER THEN THE ORGINAL!

[TheWonderfulChaos]

Po-po-po pokeya Face!

[monkeytoes98]

Dying *gasp* of *gasp* LAUGHTER

[MrFangirl13]

have him do Broklyn Rage!!!!

[IkutoTsukiyomiSasuke]

xDD :P

[ihatepink4everzz]

im cracking up sounds like ugly pie

[HetaliaFanGirl47]

SO DAMN SEXY!!



[randombadger899]

lolwuh? 0_o....

[fanban126]

0:56 so give wat i love ugly my ugly my oh no he cant read a my poke his face cheese like som one mow me

[fanban126]

im taking the risk of listening to this gahhh im scared why?? idk!!!!!!!!

I watches I

Kaito -im getting hard rome lala ku tard

bom ra om ba bom

Me (so far stopped at 0:52 ) - HAHAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHAA

[clacla2012]

vsq?

[TheCoverGirl96]

Kaito is my favorite Vocaloid, but this song is really better for Len's range.

[masquerade51]

"She's got no Pony"? xD

[lalit7ful]

it feels gay when he says i cant read my...

[naaragaara]

o-o his nails are not blue?????????

[anna1010cat]

he said chicken



[anna1010cat]

im hearing some hi im high

[alibaba53221]

OMG he's saying poke your face

[mollykinz1]

she got a lambo body?! (lambo from katekyo hitman reborn)

[mollykinz1]

kaito and len sexy and I know it :) :D

[HelloImKeila]

ugly pie LOL

[2RandomGirls]

"I'll get him high, show him a tiger."

[LiechLiet]

He really can't say the line "Russian roulette is not the same without a gun" XD

[AwkwardOpinion]

Ugly pie, Ugly pie

No he can't eat my pokerface

The fuck? XD

[xkaixkikix]

@AwkwardOpinion LMAO! XD Thank you for causing me to hear "Ugly pie, ugly pie no he can't eat my pokerface"

...

[AwkwardOpinion]

@xkaixkikix Ugly pie, ugly pie

no he can't eat my pokerface

She's got a random body

You're welcome c:

[stardollcute]

I go to Kaito's videos to laugh at his singing (in english).

I still love him, though. <3 :D

[acotooychic101]

@stardollcute Vocaloids are meant for Japanese. But I can't help listening to these. XP

[studiolifesux14]

O.O did I die and go to heaven?

[KaitPOID]

poe bait=bait for pokemon

[KaitPOID]

@KaitPOID

poke >W>

[Gohstchan]

Haha they are not good an english songs, but its still so cute when they sing them <3 very good job

[TwilightsSerenity]

I want to hold them like they do it texas plkadjfkldsj;f

[infogifts]

NO BARNEY IS DEAD

[kirsikka1234]

XDDD This is interesting!

[RadicalSoundWaves]

@SexyManMadeRainbow

BARKEY IS DEED

[MrFluffyRedGyarados]

BARLEY IS DEAD

[NadKaSi]

"UGLY PIE" LOL xD

[fluffychubbybunny123]

"ugly mime"? xD

[yuki54166]

awww kaito that was so cute

[DeathGhostZehel]

Bwahahahahhaaha!!!! on 0:45 'till 0:48 I heard him saying "My lady pie show him Malaya" XDDDD

[HatsuneMikuWolf]

Kaito I'm so sorry I'm laughing! I still love you! XD

[aout02]

it seems that vocaloid is a big lady gaga fan

[InvaderMea]

...alrighty, between 0:40 to 0:50, I heard "I'm getting hard" XD

[typhosionmaster]

@InvaderMea Pervert! xD

[InvaderMea]

@typhosionmaster - Whaaat? XD My mind works that way, 'kay? I can't help it XD

[typhosionmaster]

@InvaderMea Whatever. Nice one, Rowan.

[TheShadowPheoniks]

@InvaderMea Oh my gosh i heard im getting hard too thats.... uh...

[InvaderMea]

@TheShadowPheoniks - Awkward? XD Not really for me, but then again, I'm a perv :p

[satoshinamikaze]

@InvaderMea You, me and a few other people @_@ ...and I also thought he said Pokeface as in Pokemon when he says Poker Face......I must be hearing things

[InvaderMea]

@satoshinamikaze - Pfff XD I always hear "Poké-bait" as in Pokémon bait :P

[nhiere]

@InvaderMea LOL i hear that too XDa so funny!

[iZoeey]

@InvaderMea LOLOMG I HEARD IT TOO xD I can't stoplaughing! I love Kaito's version of english songs

[sixtailedslug]

@InvaderMea yeah... i heard it too O.o

[NeaBeiHawkeye]

@InvaderMea You hear what you want to hear xD

[ThePanetone22]

@InvaderMea LOL me too x_x

[philinator71]

lol! puglymon! 

[Omnomnom973]

sounds like "can't eat my, can't eat my no he can't eat-a my pokey face"

[Animefreaklovesyou]

so cute!

[Animefreaklovesyou]

so cute!!!

[InvaderMea]

Around 2:30, it sounds like he says "reach my muffin" XD

[nura47]

@InvaderMea hahahahaha i know what u mean... hahaha reach my muffin... lol lmao...

[HatsuneMikuWolf]

@InvaderMea I HEARD IT!!!! xD

[LoverAnime22]

WHAT THE----

[hinamutohoshiyomi]

XDDD WTF!

[AnNaWTFx3]

OMG my littel KAITO~! T^T

[wolf25705]

Meet kaito:the lady gaga of vocaloid

[Itadatimasu]

@wolf25705 due to what you just said we might see kaito dressed in clothes made out of food pretty soon...

[totems101]

Dear Kaito,

I heard that this girl named LAdy Gaga did a cover of this.

[Mangafreak681]

I really can't understand a thing he is saying, but i really don't care. I love it anyway

[animefandemon1]

i can't realy understand it that much it sounds like jappenes p.s i spelled that wrong

[katielynn990]

lol i hear, "Hungry mind hungry mind no he can eat my ugly pie"

XD

[DawnDP26]

OMG THATS SCARY BUT AMAZING!!!!!

[EmoBarbieLawL]

@LensLuver YUUUUUUUUUSH D:<

[FemaleAyase]

oh, nice! *O* sure is better than lady gaga XD

[BrideofdeathxD]

When he says "can't read my" I hear "ugly pie" xD

[SegaFan64]

@BrideofdeathxD aw, kaito! don't hate on the pie! D:

XD

[identityx2013]

@BrideofdeathxD CANNOT UNHEAR! XD

[EmoBarbieLawL]

and i kinda wish i had the vsq for this... for my MMD project ;o!

[EmoBarbieLawL]

@LensLuver *takes off tape and whispers* SING AGAIN! *hits replay button* >D

[MewMewCherry11]

awww his 'ma ma ma ma' is so cute ^_^

[NekoNeko104]

can you pm me the vsq please?

[thecowpooes]

When he says "Poker Face," It sounds like "Poke Your Fate" XD

[LadyHappy19]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[NeroKoro]

only if it was eric cartmen version

[AbbyIsMyWeim]

@NeroKoro len is better.

no effence to this video i love this video

[TheHellNeko]

I want a MP3 >:3

[Hikarilastsolace]

i think kaito is hot

[vevegir]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HILARIOUS

[xdante0vergilx]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

[Kurotard]

His English is surprisingly good. I don't think his English has ever been this good in any video here on YouTube or Nico Nico Douga. Do you take requests by any chance?

[shadowfangrl2772]

awsomeness!!!

[MovieMakerMayhem]

can you do perfect by P!nk with Miku and Kaito's voice