Gabe Newell Responds to Fat Jokes (Full)

[opragorm]

Fkew

[hklmg1]

For every fat joke Gabe Newell receives, Half-Life 2 Episode 3 gets delayed 1 day.

[akitajap]

The plans for episode 3 were sadly lost in gabes fat folds.

[sold1ier]

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[MasterLeafVideos]

Gaben's so fat he has his own weather.

[domantux67]

@MasterLeafVideos gtfao YOU NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[VivaSaysHi]

A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away...

[igothacked112]

Top Comments

Itrolledyou: FAT

trololol1: GAY



[igothacked112]

LOL

[DeathStalker35]

gabe newell eat all the games they name with 3

[matutegamer]

Oh,look,it is a boomer!

oh,no,it is gabe

[TheFinlandnator]

2012 + the amount of fat jokes ^1337

= The year when Ep3 will be released

[TheNukaColaQuantum]

Whats the original video of this?

[nazihazard45]

gabes haircut is shiny cuz he uses butter to everything. 101 uses for butter! shampoo,pillow,breakfast,dinne­r,toothbrush,aspirin,drink,alc­ohol,and he even uses butter as ep3

[terry947]

ya hes fat and were all poor, hes fat and were all stupid, hes fat and were all judgmental. Hes fat but hes an amazing person. People are so retarded

[CJTheInvader]

@terry947 Everyone is jokingly calling him fat because of episode 3, nobody honestly thinks gabe newell is fat.

[terry947]

@CJTheInvader lol he IS fat, but still he doesn't have to make hl3. It would be nice. But he doesn't have to do anything. Imagine if people made stupid ass "im fat" videos about you. I doubt it wouldn't get to you at all. Its not really joking when it goes on for ever....

[CJTheInvader]

@terry947 Nevermind, only you honestly think gabe newell is fat.

It wouldn't get to me at all because frankly just like everyone else I give very little shits when it comes to the internet. I would think its pretty damn funny, I think it becomes more of a joke the more you use it, nobody repeats something offensive as much as they repeat jokes, therefor the more a joke is used the more it becomes a joke.

Unless you mean "Its not funny when it goes on forever", use words correctly.

[terry947]

@terry947 lol you're wrong but whatever.... i don't need to convince random people on the internet.

[saksari93]

Gabe Newell has delayed episode 3 for so long that the delay jokes have gotten old

[PYServerCommunity]

seems legit

[STR8MIAMI1]

u do need to lose weight

[TheGhjfkdlsa]

If we do this again, he will remove Valve... and then we will be screwed.

[obanfans]

I'm not sure about what emotion i'm suppose to have right now...whenever i smile at this i feel bad xD but its still sorta funny... btw how the hell will an Asprin help with heart attack..

[therealdjspiral]

Gaben needs a medic to back him up because he's a heavy.

[deathray51]

Gabe's finally lost it. Lol

[atapimonocle]

Should have filtered his shirt red for maximum effect!

[INEEDZALL]

Ooompa Loompa Doopity Dee

You Fans Have Delayed Half-Life Episode Three

Ooompa Loompa Doopity Dat

That's What You Get For Calling Gabe Fat.

[Wasteyard]

LOL GABE NEWELL IS FAT

[RainbowDashieFTW]

Gabe newell is so fat, I started printing a picture of him 14 months ago and its still printing

[TheWaffeMaster]

Gabe Newell is so fat that he cant even noclip

[SuperKlientje]

@VegaVids i laughed so hard i almost had an heart attack. (00:50)

[Wasteyard]

@SuperKlientje LOL

[MattyIceMedia]

i love how hes so lazy he can't get up and get his own fuckin aspirin

[polarface456]

So you did not answer is tf3 coming out

[TTGLLGTT]

Nice lipsync.

[TheMusicMaker19]

HL3 will be worth the weight.

[O2Eater]

F***Q F***Q F***Q F***Q F***Q F***Q F***Q F***Q

[ProducShuns]

gabe used to be fat, he still is, but he used to be too

[unknownkiller00]

asprin........for a.....for a heart attack...........ummm.....well­.....uhhh......good luck....but gabe if you die will you let me have the-*gabe card crushers the only episode 3 disk in the world*..........you fucker...*gabe dies*....

[superdooperchooper]

press 3 and then 2 and you will find out why hes overweight

[shoopdawhoop121]

@vegavids lol

[TNSMr357]

He needs to *press the "1" key*

[VegaVids]

gabe newell is so fat that he uses noclip around the office

[keyslayer101]

@VegaVids He needs to RTD first so he could win it for 20 seconds.

[Wasteyard]

@VegaVids LOL

[FoxAzZz]

@VegaVids Laughed my ass off! xd

[yalamix]

@VegaVids lold

[yalamix]

@VegaVids Sometimes he turns sv_cheats off accidentaly and gets stuck on the wall

[CptSpauIding]

@VegaVids lol, that was pretty good

[1ol17]

@VegaVids Gabe Newell was born in 1962, and he was the most intelligent man at Harvard University, causing a huge number of teachers to lose their job. He replaced all of them! Then with his gigantic brain, he went to Microsoft, only to be fired by Bill Gates for hacking his high-tech computers. During his time in unemployment he became so depressed he began to eat his weight in food every day.

[VegaVids]

@1ol17 its a joke.

[ikiwyu]

thats great BRING OUT EP3 ALREADY!!!!!!

[ToasterInHiding]

BRING IT FATASS.

[farqyou]

Why do so many fat men sound like Peter Griffin?

[SetsuNinja]

@farqyou

it's because their throats get clogged by chicken nuggets.

[TheTeaBagTeam]

Im 12 Your Fat.

[StreZZedSyMboLs]

LOOSE WEIGHT

[ReaperyU]

someone call the ambulance, Gabe's gonna have a heart attack

[importenmypcis]

Gabe Newell is so fat his head is hovering over his body XD

[INEEDZALL]

Oompa Loompa doopity dee,

Now Valve will not release Episode 3.

Oompa Loompa doopity dat,

That's what you get for calling Gabe fat.

[MavTheDon16]

@INEEDZALL You have all of my love XD

[Defauiltio]

I'm a fucking little kid and I find this 13, 14 ,and 15 years old

[Jdog89981]

@Defauiltio fail

[FissionNonStop]

delayed

[theb13maker]

what did he say i couldnt hear him with all that weight under hes chin....

[CityofButterfly]

I think this video just delayed Episode 3 by about 7,000 years.

[MagnuM0705123]

lmfao

[willclakify]

Gabe Newell hides Episode 3 under his fat!

[troIoIoIo]

i don't want half life this game is dismiss

[Rabbitpsn]

I dont want episode 3 i want half life 3

[TheSupershadow20]

0:03 XDDDDDDDDD

[TheSupershadow20]

u are fat... now kill me :3

[44890chrisc]

i don't think hes fat at all..... LMFAO thats a joke in itself

[TheRoblet]

Magic *snort* *snort*

[darklink223456]

Gaben is like a sniper he doesnt tell you he's gonna shoot you

the only difference is that his bullets are orders to delay EP3

[AGoldSoldier]

he is so pissed his lips don't move

[CookieOnMyShoulder]

beep?

[DuelistJamil]

A fat joke a day keeps Episode 3 away..

[MiricxSFT]

@DuelistJamil Great, now it will never be released.

[Wasteyard]

@DuelistJamil LOL

[carnyzzle]

@DuelistJamil hopefully it'll be worth the weight.

[Ghostrider91111]

@DuelistJamil actually the game would be out in 2009 but he doing nothing so that what he get.....

[TWITCH772]

fat

[SpartanOfAmerica1234]

What i typed on the origonal video

Your Just a 40 year old fat-man

sittin arround the TV playing Pacman

Now stand up and get a life (and walk a little)

Cuz you dont realize this but i fucked your wife =3

[BlueLionX88]

Are you done have your big fat lame hissy fit Gabe Newel? Don't cuss at me smartass. Get episode three out before I call the cops on you ya ranting procrastinator! Sheesh!

[124Nightwing]

these fat jokes will be here for years if he delays the new half life any longer

[isprel221]

@adliikhwan280 Yeah, here's whats in his shirt: 30% Is episode 3, 70% is awesomeness and epicness.

[legendsnipe003]

great gabe newell lost our credit card numbers and games to hackers again, gabe trolling again...-_-

[AgentMonkeyMan1]

@legendsnipe003

No, he did not.

[cheesk8er]

"Hopefully, It will be worth the wait."

Yeah, hopefully it matches your weight, GabeN.

[TheRealSuperSonic125]

Saying he's going to have a heart attack makes the fat jokes worse...

[TheSisisspore]

gabe is spairing energy in his body... for what? DUNNO

[periesicsd]

that fat guy got dumped when his wife and her colleagues found this video on youtube! lol, what a loser! His wife "Vera" wasn't home when he made his videos, she wasn't aware of them, but she got really really really pissed when she found out! Actually, her peers found out, and showed her those! Oh, man, the shame she must have felt than! They both worked on something of the townhall or such! Even her boss was pissed, so was his boss! Fatty lost some weight that day, i guess!

[sebbotnik]

People who don't want episode 3 disliked 97 times.

[mhstudios00]

a fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away

[Peaserist]

@mhstudios00 I like my comments like my bacon

ORIGINAL.

[Cooljay1991]

This is the episode 3 demo lol

[madesttjack]

poker face

[sonicsavion98]

Gaben?

[Zeldaple]

Watch this with sad violin... LOL

[TheTrueJBV3737]

Stop making tf3 and go lose some weight!

[Conversebox]

I'M 16 BOOOOOOOOOM!

[OddOddFred]

LEAVE GABEN ALONE!

[rancorx]

if he were worried he was having a heart attack he sure takes it lightly

[Frogfish999]

hold one for Morse code

[vavra222]

FAKE AND GAYBEN!

[TheSisisspore]

IT WAS A JOKE!!! F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*UCK YOU!!!

[RustedFromTheRain98]

...... Dont be hatin on gabe, He could borrow gordans hev suit, etc the sprint ability

[GeneralSchultz]

you are so fat i can see your tits all over the usa to germany and even if iam in china dude

[XXShadowStalkXX]

@grossword09

Just hit "see all" and use CTRL + F to search for the original poster's name.

[TheSisisspore]

@XXShadowStalkXX youre a god

[animedrawer777]

@XXShadowStalkXX I love you, you have made my life.

[blu3eyedgirlx]

looks like peter griffin

[Ichimaru60]

ahhh....the mythical fatgayidiotdumbass

[StMustaine]

Haters gonna hate. Half-Life 3 never gonna Half-Life 3.

[FascistCrab]

Haters gonna hate? Gamers gonna game.

[LBPStrikerInc]

Indeed...

[KNIGHTMAREMANIAC]

is that sean fauz?

[damnhereiam]

You know your fat and all u done in life is put fat gabes face on top of ur fat face.

[skullkid9741]

your so fat when you walk out to get your mail it measures on the Richter scale.

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

WANKER! youre delaying EP3 T^T

[Chemburlek]

Hmm... Gabe realy fucking fat! ( ' _____ ' )

[ThrillaInManila069]

Wow he's a good ventriloquist.

[adliikhwan280]

Calm down Gabe, your not fat. You just have EP3 under your shirt.

[starkiller9831]

@adliikhwan280 He's fat cuz thats all the copys of HL3. Valve doesnt dare touch his shirt.....

[sciencegey]

It's fake and gayben

[Jcolinsol]

You'all can make fat jokes when you run your own AAA videogame companies.

[BlocklandAzelf]

He's not fat, he's fluffy.

[michaelangelo3206]

NO FUCK YOU! lol



[AndyDGS]

gabe's worst TF2 glitch

/watch?v=e5Y0fDYgjNc

[lolwhy2]

poor gabe

[MrWafflesthefish]

Actually he doesnt care, he has money and has a fine job. He doesnt give a single fuck.

[x1337iQ]

hahahaaaaa

[Xjreme18]

Worth the weight.

[Fabio91ITA]

he's bigger than gaben...

[vashnumba1fan2]

gabe is so fat that he looks bigger than the average man

[TheRuoka]

0:27 Why isnt ''ass'' censored but ''hole'' is :D

[Anthony883]

@TheRuoka wow your a kid. Ass = Donkey which is a technical term. "Asshole" is a grotesque term for the anal region of the human body.

[RadicalEdward2]

It will be worth the weight :)

[FlamehoundStudios]

Fat Man vs. fat man (FALLOUT REFERANCE FOR YOU NON-KNOWERS LOL)

[TheFutureOfToday1]

He needs to loose weight.

[glennglog22]

so thats how gabe delayed episode 3.

[Cashtedom]

bipck you bipck you bipck you bipck you bipck you bipck you

[RubberChapYT]

That's not Gabe, is it?

[MO77H3W]

he should go into ventriliquism

[MrPgm7]

fat mans are dangerous...

[MrClydekewl]

ahahhahaha gabe has long hair hahaahhahhahaha thumbs up if u agree!

[eiffelTowerMan]

Gabe Newell is so fat that when he stands with a flashlight other people think he is the great lighthouse of Alexandria

[juninho60415]

VIADAGEMMM !!

[keyonte0]

I'd imagine his real response would be something along the lines of "Fuck you, I'm rich, bitch"

[dheond]

youre are fat

[lolocoaster1]

You should've colored his shirt red

[phayulperson]

ep 3 is under his fat folds. he can't get 'em out

[gamershrader]

:L poor gaben we love you gaben

[MUIprodigy]

lmao WOW strikes again

[masterchiefsasuke]

Every time a crate is dropped Gabe gains 30 pounds.

[CapitanKurosaki]

FAT, GABEN, IDIOT, DUMBASS!

1:02

[ARunawayTrain]

Damn gabe has a horrible life.

[epicfacer]

who cares if hes fat anyway. lol

[1236sason]

stop calling him fat or els !....ep 3 is delayed

[PROkiller16]

Gabe is fat, but I'm pretty sure he just capitalises of the popularity.