In Soviet Russia

[hurasura]

I can't see a difference between you These big guy he's Russian or American?

[ajle9550]

I think this guy was upset that he thought GameCube wasn't a lunchbox, that had his sandwich.

[SAIL4323]

Is that Marcus Sparacio I hear?

[popsszz]

I didn't know the Heavy was into videogame reviews.

[TheGlenoaks818]

In soviet Russia, PIG EAT YOU.

[KissMeImPunk]

I just noticed he's using the old ECW theme...why.jpg

[SAIL4323]

I've had a sliver of respect for Marcus Sparacio, but when he said "fuck my fans", I put him in the same light as LeisureSuitGaming.

[KissMeImPunk]

@SAIL4323 Where the hell did he say that?

[Merik2013]

@KissMeImPunk it's old news. what I don't get is why SAIL felt this was worth sharing after so god damned long. where the hell did Armake go anyway? it's hard to believe he just gave up after so long. some of us are actually still interested in what he puts out.

[KissMeImPunk]

@Merik2013 He said he got tired of the Armake gimmick with the cursing and the being drunk bit. He actually is back on YouTube though believe it or not. 

[CHCHuser]

How much does he weigh? 300 pounds?

[Fatality65]

@CHCHuser The way this guy looks, I KNOW it's much more than that.

[Whowantspizza51]

POAG: This ease the NINTENDO SHITCUBE

Chair: PLEASE GET THE FUCK OFF NOW!!

[Orzasku]

I think Valve used him as a model for boomer.

[Gilibito]

05:31 I swear to god i can't control the laughter......

[MalchikBlue]

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

[tornado1025]

In soviet Russia Justin bieber says "YOUR a gay faggot"

[Leatherbubba]

Nothing moves the Blob!

[MrIlive4metal]

In Soviet Russia, Girls fuck you

[Fatality65]

@MrIlive4metaleither way, you enjoy it. X)

[ihatefurrys]

ARMAKE21 HOLY SHIT!!!

[Fatality65]

@ihatefurrys Yeah, too bad he decided to leave youtube. Don't know were else to watch his shit if he put up more videos.

[ihatefurrys]

@Fatality65 Wait a sec. Who's that other guy?

No...  No, it can't be...

[Fatality65]

@ihatefurrys Who is it?! Dear god....it can't be him....

[ihatefurrys]

@Fatality65 It's UrinatingTree... and Armake21... in the same video... Holy shit.

[Fatality65]

@ihatefurrys Epic...win!

[sonicfeet]

"DESTROY ши́тки́у́б"

[123456RaulMorales]

In Soviet Russia,a couple brutally shot Osvaldo Baez Alicea to death during a Bachata/Merengue concert.In Soviet Russia,Bachata and Merengue plays YOU!!.

[123456RaulMorales]

In Soviet Russia,two kids stabbed Coralys Campos Rodriguez to death.

[123456RaulMorales]

In Soviet Russia,women rape men!!

[123456RaulMorales]

In Soviet Russia,little boys and little girls rape pedophiles!!

[123456RaulMorales]

In Soviet Russia,Bruiser Brody stabbed Jose Huertas Gonzalez(invader#1) to death back in 1988.

[123456RaulMorales]

In Soviet Russia,six people have burned Justino Sanchez Diaz in this New Year(2011).

[123456RaulMorales]

In Soviet Russia,two kids slit Ines Navedo's throat back in 1992.

[123456RaulMorales]

In Soviet Russia,Eliezer Marquez Navedo was found partially nude and dead with his throat slit about an hour later!

[messenger360]

These guys are fucking nerds.

[2015danteinferno]

in soviet russia niko bellic plays you

[MrIlive4metal]

62 people are russians

[KissMeImPunk]

I wish you guys could make more videos!

[moopMASTER2000Films]

Why the fuck does he have an action replay?

Is he too lazy to play his own games as well?! O_O

[LouFlores1]

i was drinking soda and i spit it out laughing at 1:31

[robotmaster101]

BOOMER!!!

[AwesomeSauce64]

this guy has to have been the inspiration for diabeeto

[Mellow888Mood]

in soviet russia you get poked by game cube

in soviet russia chair sits on you

in soviet russia you are attached to fat

in soviet russia camera screams at you

in soviet russia tredmill runs on you

in soviet russia heart attackes you

in soviet russia laundry hangs you

in soviet russia game cube microwaves you

[TheESPGamespy]

you sound like the guys from south park that do the commentary trey parker and matt stone lolololololol

[TheIpodhuman8]

@callofdutyboys if you say so they're all awsome/kick ass

[ADBHLS]

I love the way he just pries over the console.

Like the next delectable he will devour.

[ilikethecoke]

Look at the disc! It's a cookie!

[StrawberryGuy86]

This is the biggest fat loser I've ever seen in my life!

[Steamboat12002]

what did this guy do to you? he seemed to put quite a bit of effort into his videos. I respect him

[donniegerrard]

@Steamboat12002 Armake21 had a history of mocking disabled people and children who made game releated video reviews that he deemed "not good enough". He removed 2 of his videos, one was on sizzler07, an 11 year old kid. And the other one I cant remember the name of but the child in that was about 9. A grown 25+ year old man picking on children. Thats Armakes history. Check out his article at Encyclopedia Dramatica by typing "Armake21" in google.

[Steamboat12002]

@donniegerrard This is a horrible misunderstanding, I was talking directly to the person who made this video, against him mocking the gamecube guy, but wow, i just read some of the stuff on Encyclopedia dramatica and you are right this Armake21 is a bit of a dick to say the least

[donniegerrard]

@Steamboat12002 Armake21 is one of the guys in this video so he is one half of the guys responsible for it. His latest channel is called "boxedentertainment21".

His actual name is Marcus apparently. The other guy in this video I am not sure about. But Marcus/boxedentertainment/Arma­ke21 is a dick-head 100%. Check out the "Armake21s' Videos Can Cure Cancer" for further proof.....he claims asking for paypal donations is not e-begging as long as there is a limit on how much he is sponging.

[Headbanger142]

@Steamboat12002 You shouldn't really read stuff from ED. They make up a lot of bullshit to troll the crap out of people.

[Fatality65]

@Headbanger142 Indeed.

[lich109]

@Steamboat12002 really? Encyclopedia Dramatica?  Please take one look at their definition of jew, and they lose any and all ability to have any argument in any circumstance.

[lich109]

@donniegerrard I love how you used "disabled people" and "encyclopedia dramatica" in the same argument. Please tell me what they say about each other.

[lich109]

@Steamboat12002 looking at this objectively, it is a horrible video, the only passable thing being technical quality, full of one person who takes one aspect and blows it out of proportion because of things he doesn't like (disc size for example). Just because something has effort put in doesn't mean it is worth watching, and doesn't garuntee any quality.

[SilverPwns]

"had to do five takes."

"hahahaha. for FOOD!!"

[Scarab1233]

I think he fell asleep LOL

[007MrBear]

Who the fuck are the retards analyzing this video?

[iPissEveryoneOff]

FATASS

[mrsitmrsit]

answer me one question, and then Soviet Russia? can I have something I can not understand but it is a complete video, complete nonsense

[AwesomeSauce64]

I want fudge brownies now :(

[cldcrst]

in soviet russia boomer plays you

[TheVoid1221221]

That guy looks more like The Blob from X-men, I was laughing so hard, I can barely breathe.

[DrAlexandrius]

why is everything in soviet russia lol? i mean in soviet russia tv watches you, in soviet russia drinks drink you, in soviet russia car drives you!!!

why lol?

[SilverPwns]

You cannot eat the controller dude. I know it looks like candy but it's not!

[Playtendobox64]

When will he review the Shitboy Advance...LOL!!!

[asahitownboys]

He doesn't like the GameCube because it probably didn't go well with mashed potatoes and gravy.

[Playtendobox64]

Calm down there,Billy!!!LOL!

[x0fiz]

In Soviet Russia, Snorlax Catch you HAHAHA

[AHTOIIIKA]

Soviet Russia !!

[JustinFukkenowns]

He's fat, we get it.

[Kousaburo]

Do I hear Urinatingtree in the commentary?

[NeuGristle87]

@Kousaburo Yep, that's the Fat Mann Judgeth speaking.

[Kousaburo]

@NeuGristle87 We miss UT like crazy. He neds to come back and school The Nerd into how to be funny.

[v3dDotRu]

why title "In Soviet Russia"?

this video - shit

[xg4bx]

this reminds me of the time homer got fat to go on disability

[Lovelyarse]

hmmmm.......epic fail review.....epic fail commentary! Seems like we've reached some sort of singularity, Jenkins!

[RWTFska8te]

In America, the GameCube doesn't eat you, YOU eat the GameCube.

[MuslimCatLover]

LOLOLOLOL

[Playtendobox64]

It's not a mouse,It's A curser!(Arrow over first zero)ps aNGELINA JOLIE AND SALT SUX-MY ASS! SHE'S JUST A STUPID ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG BITCH AND A HALF!!!!!I HOPE BRAD PITT RUNS HER OVER WITH A FUCKIN STEAMROLLER!

[theandroinvader]

I lollollol so hard

[MrBrassBalls]

Is it just me or does that one guy kinda sound like Kermit?

[Fatality65]

@MrBrassBalls Armake21

[ArcaneScintillation]

Degrading someone because of their physical structure/appearance is pretty pathetic...

[mightygalfred]

in soviet russia you dont sit on chair, chair sits on you

[123maherali]

in soviet russia game pplay u

[JohnyArmani]

In Soviet Russia, we don't eat fat, fat eats us

[Gilibito]

Fucking retarded jabba the hutt!!!  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCC­CCC!!!!!

[netzumaru]

Denis Ra-da-mon?

[m1ragemrg]

It is looks like

In fat america 

[L0Lzars]

FAIL laugh ruh

[Barrymit]

This guy has reviewed the Xbox 360. Guess what he calls it?

[Fatality65]

@Barrymit Shitbox 360?

[Barrymit]

@Fatality65 Yep. These guys should do that video. By the way, the 360 review is very scary. Be sure to turn your volume down if you watch it.

[Fatality65]

@Barrymit i watched it and it scared the living shit out of me, even WITH the volume down. Also, it was just another craptastic review.

[Barrymit]

After he destroys the controller, he looks he's relaxing with a burger.

[restpack]

In Soviet Russia, Fat Burns You

[liverare]

how out of shape u gota be to live like that?

[bigblindguy]

@liverare how long u gotta live like that to get that out of shape

[liverare]

@bigblindguy aint sure, i aint been that fat or lame... :) i suppose if i ditch all my freinds and then go to MC donalds for 10 weeks straight i can be like them

[TheVidzor]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, game plays u

[eandersen555]

get a life queerbag

[Fatality65]

"Note the ECW music."

[Ilikelimpbizkit]

I laughed so hard that I fell on the floor and started tearing. Well done, guys.

[uzumakiking]

ima pretty big guy but not that big....

[MildTabascofries]

looks like cobblepot

[boomheadshotyeah]

but is it the armake21 voice?

[Headbanger142]

@boomheadshotyeah Yes, it's armake21.

[boomheadshotyeah]

at 01:41 the voice sounds like armake21

[spartan1021]

@boomheadshotyeah it is

[Velonuga]

В СОВЕТСКОЙ РОССИИ АВТОР ЭТОГО ВИДЕО МУДАК

[coltonmonsterface]

In soviet russia, dick suck you!

[biofreakmike]

lol...urinatingtree and armake21...i'm officially one happy fucking nerd ^_^

[Fatality65]

He didn't have enough food, so he ate the gamecube and shat it back out.

[pjiskool]

@Fatality65 and then he ate his shit

[cheetahlikescheese]

In Soviet Russia door make room for you!

[cheetahlikescheese]

dude gamecube was awsome one of my fav consoles and no im not a real gamer been playing for 5 years and still fail at stuff ido not wish to be a gamer or else i mgiht trun into that fatass

[IhearaHunter117]

In soviet russia, soviet russia jokes tell you

[musiccritick101]

Hay cousin! Let's go bowling!

I can't. I'm unable to get out of my chair!

[AwesomeSauce64]

@musiccritick101 no no. You are ze bowling ball

[mastershak3416]

@musiccritick101 ok cousin maybe another time

[CatchHellBlues16]

is ray romano narrating this...

[jhonshmitty]

in soviet russia fatass like eat shitcube is like chocholate =)

[Headbanger142]

I don't like the candy Shitcube! I like the chocolate Playstation3!

[meltdown4500]

BOOMER!!

[IhearaHunter117]

hehehehhee l4d references! :)

[pheonoba]

OMG!! HIDE YOUR GAMECUBES O.O!!!

[Flegmatica]

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA, OMFG this is SO FUNNY XD

[Arwingpilot]

7:50

Where are mah fudge brownies, comrade?!

[AsheTheWolfe]

:( thats harsh and all....

but is funny the way they say it all!

[Fatality65]

How dare you make fun of this fat, half whale, Big Mac eating, Nintendo gamecube shitting, russian, tubby fuck when he deserves to be humiliated....LOLOLOL!!!!

[RaishaTurdles]

@Fatality65

How does he deserve to be humiliated?

[Fatality65]

@RaishaTurdles what comment are you talking about?

[Denta92]

What's with stupid people and their shitty humour? xD

[Fatality65]

It's not that they have "stupid humor". You just have no sense of epic comedy.

[Denta92]

@Fatality65 I meant that fat russian who reviews stuff he don't understand.

What, you thought I was a stupid goon who didn't appreciate the awesome stuff Armake and UrinatingTree does? Wrong.

[Fatality65]

Actually, yeah. My bad dude. You should have said that sooner in your preveous comment.

[Denta92]

@Fatality65 Yeah, I guess I could've been a little bit clearer. No problems anyway :P

[Fatality65]

Yeah, no prob man.

[performancepoo]

Harsh....

poor fat guy

[Triniy1013]

armake's (if that is armake, it definetly sounds like him) russian voice sounds kinda german. soooo funny tho. i loled so much. roflmao

[AwesomeSauce64]

5 stars for urinating tree

[starfudge100]

if he went into the sea it will kill thousands of people!

[starfudge100]

i guess he ate his wii!

[RussianKondr]

OLOLOLO

[fattoler]

yay unrinating tree!

[Rachman1337]

The Nintendo Shitcube, lol I'm so clever.

[Firebirrd85]

Wild SNORLAX appeared!!!!

[Flyfar420]

@Firebirrd85 LOL

[RobGrix]

I am PissedOffAngryGamer... and this... is my Shitcube. She weighs three to four pounds and plays discs of the size of chocolate chip cookies that cost two hundred dollar, Nintendo licensed and with ATI graphics support. It costs four hundred thousand calories to play this console... for twelve seconds.

[Mortskcab]

@RobGrix That comment made my day

[callinstead09]

WHO TOUCH MY CUBE?!

[zombahz1]

@RobGrix Nintendo still think they can make shitcubes.....mabye *sniff*.....mabye.... i have yet to find console that can outsmart microwave

[DeadlyAngelicDemon]

@RobGrix You clever, clever bastard.

[Stupidfart9876]

@RobGrix OH FAT MAN PLEASE!

[RobGrix]

@Stupidfart9876

Dis is getting awkward !

[mrminidick]

HEAVY WEAPONS GUY

[KyzoAni]

"Take a look at the fucking game!"

"It's a cookie!"

Love that line.

[Fatality65]

looks like he was gonna eat it.

[Fatality65]

00:25 Note the ECW music.

[bearcat400]

In Soviet Russia, mario fails you

[retrozim]

Ooh this was made on my birthday :D

[cooldude4666]

9:44 epic boom. no wait is that a turd or fire.hahahahahahaha

[cooldude4666]

i think bashing the gamecube the least of this guy problem.he has no fucking neck.lmao

[Fatality65]

That fat ass actually said the discks look like chocolate cookies.

[I69yomom]

lol

[MegaElpedro]

agreed and omg its godzilla!

[DeadlyAngelicDemon]

One of the great thing about the internet is that you can find somebody so bad that you can feel better about yourself.

This ninny that the FailSession people are teasing is a sterling example.

[Brannich15]

What, was he mad because the Gamecube didn't taste like cake?

[EvilWays316]

Your ShitCube turns into a twinkie when you microwave it? XD

[sonicfeet]

It turned into a giant FURRY Twinkie.