Robin Williams stand-up - Soccer and The French

[crazyryryryan]

okaay...whats your name?.....turn around.....whats your fuckin name...........why didnt you call me after the Mexico game? LOL haha

[deolynx]

If you don't like comedy, then what the fuck are you even doing on this page?

[CedricP91]

He really likes the world "motherfucker" !!

[qwertypower10001]

no one would be safe

[Audiotwist]

amazing stand up comedian i am fucking pissing myself

[deloph]

C'est bien de remarquer qu'il n'y a pas que nous les français qui nous moquons des autres,vive l'humour et I LOVES AMERICANS

[ItalianStallion393]

Holy shit how many water bottles does he have?

[FRANKENBERRY64]

@ItalianStallion393 The water bottle thing is because of how much he sweats. and the fact that he used to be a giant coke head back in the day and drinking alot of water became a habit for him.

[maotzetof]

No reason to be offended, Robin Williams loves France, and it is said in France " qui aime bien, châtie bien"

[LadyAziya]

robin williams could make lite of anything and would be funny. he could be speaking in complete jibberish and it would be hilarious

[TheWarlock1991]

wtf his not funny

[che7ody]

fuck u bitch the greek bloodline will never die read history retard american!!!! i forgot americaa has no history grow up!!!!!

[aasaad94]

@che7ody@che7ody I'm sure Greece has a great history, and nobody's saying anything on Greece. But I told you before and I'm telling you now I am not American. Also, remember that I didn't mean to insult you, I just jokingly wrote nobody can "ICK" my ass. Besides I really don't know what America have to do with this. Calm down, man. Hate is bad for you.

[TheHext]

@aasaad94 Right on mate; it doesn't matter if I'm sober, drunk, high, glad, sad, angry or horny...hate always fucks up the party. Not always so with horny I guess...depends on if the other person wants to get out the leather and do the hate thing that time too. Fuck hate.

[crackzilla99]

@aasaad94 Don't take that guys opinion for all Greeks cause doesn't matter were you come from there's retards in every country

[aasaad94]

@crackzilla99 Don't worry about it, man. It's cool.

[1105Chance]

@che7ody Now you have the history of being broke and needing other countries to bail your asses out!

[1105Chance]

@che7ody just kidding...!!!

[Bassfisherkid14]

@che7ody dude...the bottom line is its A JOKE

[salimleking]

It's not "Allons y de la patrie"(let's go of the Nation)  but "allons enfants de la patrie" ( let's go children of the Nation) ^^'

[mymovienerd]

@salimleking Do you hear that? That's the sound of nobody giving a shit.

[Camarale]

Maybe this guy has a deep problem with the French, like a lot of Anglosaxons. Maybe, it's called jealousy, no ?

[mymovienerd]

@Camarale LOL!!

[clicksalop92]

pff américan humour... finesse..... euuuh just as thick as one of those fat bastardslool

[MrNeslet12]

@clicksalop92 lol I agree !

[CaptainViral84]

Talk about way to piss off the PC police

[jaheira84]

i'm French and i don't get offended. Robin Willams is such a funny man and a great actor :)

[saikohkun]

@jerem19961 C'est un comédien, mec. C'est fait pour rire. Pas pour réagir de cette façon.

[clicksalop92]

@saikohkun euh c'est fait pour rire les américains, a moins de vouloir les sucers, moi jsuis d'accord pour les insulter en retour lool

[jay127719]

When the Brazilian's play it's like Ba ba ba bam.....Bam ba and the fans are like Ba ba gon ba ba bam! Brazilian's going "Look I'm playing soccer, look I'm scoring."

It's not like hockey when someone comes up with a stick and goes BAM! mother f@#$%^&! When a white guy takes a stick and goes Bam! Mother f@#$%^& I'm going to cut you off NOW! And you Freddie Cruger !@#$% Take off the mask mother *@#$%^& I'm coming in there! God dammit!! -My Favorite parts!!

[05killercole]

idc wat any body says this guy is super funny

[DjNicksy85]

How much water does he need

[TheGefro]

im comeing in there god dammnt!!!

[KollaDudurin]

baseball and american football are the most boring sports in the world... hell a chess game is much more intense

[TheGefro]

@KollaDudurin im american and i agree baseball is boreing football is fun great game very painful but have u ever ran as fast as u could blowing past 8 ppl jukeing them out running a kid over breaking his arm and getting a touch down its great soccer eh its a fun game very painful and exhasting americans when we play soccer its rough and to much power behind it when the europeans play they r like poetry ha

[KollaDudurin]

@TheGefro what did you just say?

[lumberjack1475]

@Francauvergnat nah, he's just making fun of them, no hate involved

Il s'en moque, juste, il nous déteste pas

[NFL9475]

France play baseball since 1890... The national french team is not very good, but we are N°3 in Europe behind Italy and Netherland.

[TheGefro]

@NFL9475 um do u know what baseball is im pretty sure it was a american sport whatever idk go ahead and give me a bum rap about being a stupid american and a long history slash lecture lesson....

[NFL9475]

@TheGefro Baseball is an american sport ; no problem with that. The Spalding World Tour was in Paris in 1889 for the Expo, and local clubs were formed in 1890. Check the french baseball federation for details. The national french championship was created in 1924. Today, about 200 clubs play baseball in France.

[TheGefro]

@NFL9475 alright thanks....

[lumberjack1475]

@TheGefro how can you say "soccer" is rougher in the US? Come tae Scotland, come tae Glasgow, watch a Rangers vs Celtic game. The fans, the players, the whole fucking city is like Baghdad. "Poetry" you say. Listen to the Famine song or the Celtic Symphony, see if that's poetry to suit you

[TheGefro]

@lumberjack1475 ha ha arnt u a persenist little bitch! didnt mean anything by it but kindly fuck off with ur anti americanism!!!

[lumberjack1475]

@TheGefro I'm not actually the same person you were talking to earlier. And I wasn't being anti-american. But I can if you like, I love being anti-american. THAT'S the best sport in the world

[iloveamericans1]

@lumberjack1475 we hate Americans most.

[jcastibl]

@lumberjack1475 so long as you keep on doing it in our language, through our computers and with our technology it's all good ;)

[lumberjack1475]

@jcastibl My computer's eastern asian just luike most the technology in our part of the world, and the english language is more mine than yours: I happen to be British, and we use a very rich vocabulary (of which a part originates from french, my other nationality), far richer than the american language which is merely a means of communication between greed-fuelled capitalists to make the buyer understand what it is he's buying and to make the economy work.

[jcastibl]

@lumberjack1475 lol. disagree.

[BarbaryPirates]

@lumberjack1475 I think the greatest bait and switch job on the planet is Great Britain. GREAT BRITAIN. Look at the title. It has the word GREAT in it. When you got GREAT Britain, you expect it to be extravagant, filled with wonders that delight the mind and the senses. You get there and after your first English breakfast (once the blood pudding settles it all in) you find it to be rather dreary. No hospitality, no sunshine, just a crumbling monarchy with no set elections. Not that GREAT.

[lumberjack1475]

@BarbaryPirates you might expect something extravagant, except when you know something about the world and you know that the name was given by the Romans, Britannia Major, as opposed to Britannia minor (which is the peninsula to the west of France), these two lands being those of the Britons.

No hospitality? We don't like Americans, only poor countries pretend to like you for your cash, but yes, we're too proud for that...

[BarbaryPirates]

@lumberjack1475 Aren't you rather cheeky? I'm well aware of the history behind the naming of your country, but thanks for the grade school history lesson nonetheless. You mustn't worry about money. With Cameron's austerity program helping grow Britain's economy by leaps and bounds you be back in no time. Besides the U.K. holds a decent chuck of our debt. We're not too proud to take your money.

[TheGefro]

@lumberjack1475 ha pretending to like us? The British don't like us because we are one of the best countries in the world (i said one of not the best because every country has something to bring to the table) even with all our problems we are doing a lot better than the Brits across the pond because we have such a abundance of everything while in Europe you don't have the luxury of having space to grow. (mainly due to the massive massive debt owed to us Americans) ''WW2 debt you're welcome lol''

[gibbo3l]

@BarbaryPirates i think i can settle your argument with my british compatriot, and im not gonna try and sound educated because the truth is im not, but to sum up the united states of america...its a good idea...thats got out of hand. Al murray said it best, you look at the american dream, and we in britain dont have a british dream, not because we lack a sense of moral purpose...no we dont have a dream...because were AWAKE its that simple mate! god save the queen and every fucker else

[BarbaryPirates]

@gibbo3l Agreed. I was also just being a bit of a WUM anyway. Most of my family is of English ancestry anyways.

[sbaker12]

this is incredibly unfunny

[lumberjack1475]

lol it's not "Allons-y de la patrie!" It's "Allons enfants de la patrie"

[gelyn64]

2:01 is absolutely true. BRILLIANT STUFF

[Fghvdgb555]

Classic. Robin Williams is one of the best I think him and Ricky gervais are tied both brilliant.

[giannicasserini]

thats a lot of water

[fluffypillow916]

where was this? :)

i need 2 know!! :DD hahaha

[VinceProzac]

That's why I played rugby, soccer sucks

[6WEIRMIER9]

hahhahahaha at the starting of 1:37!! gotta love them brasilians

[Ultranerdburger]

I know everyone has probably talked about this, but HOLY FUCK, that's a lot of water bottles!

[AlexBkatzmann]

Im french canadian and if there's someone who can say something about the french it can only be robin williams

[cello3]

@AlexBkatzmann Pourquoi donc?

[ffDeLaMer]

i can't believe more people aren't laughing, if you're a soccer fan this is fucking funny!

[MarkioProductions]

and why robin williams is awesome, the end. :)

[dxforever34]

I kept thinking abt this when I was watching the FIFA World Cup during summer break lmao

[ybz2207]

Robin WIlliams is not funny. He's kinda got that white-people humor...Come on people it's not racist. Kinda like that Seinfield kinda humor. In my opinion he sucks as a comedian. He should stick to doing the Genie in Aladdin. I thought he was way funnier there.

[Bballcctrack]

@ybz2207 Well good for you. keep on watching your disney movies ya fag

[ybz2207]

@Bballcctrack At least those are classics. Wtf is this? Lame! Don't hit me back queer bait.

[Bballcctrack]

@ybz2207 Don't hit you back? You scared?

[ybz2207]

@Bballcctrack Yeah, I'm scared of a pussy behind a monitor. :-|

[Bballcctrack]

@ybz2207 Good.

[ItachiSasukeAvenger]

whats your name? whats your fucking name?....Why didnt you call me after the mexico game ?

[Lynnch1]

Henry you cheat.

[A1K1da]

why does he need 18 botles of water

[Kvjavs]

@A1K1da Watch the entire thing. He is the most energetic comedian around, besides he's harrier than a bear after hibernation.

[SpencerStrike]

@A1K1da Go stand under spotlights for 3 hours being that active and energetic. Plus, half of them are vodka.

[amet1980]

funny its what the rest of the world think about fatball..

[titaniumabs]

2:26

[peacevillege]

Soccer is so gay and boring. American Football is a sport. Soccer is for pussies.

[johanncw88]

@peacevillege

American football is a sport..it's pussy next to rugby !!

[gurache]

@peacevillege

i don't agree with you...

i'm sure you have never played soccer to say that...

it's a sport which is very physical and you need have a very a good endurance...

american football the game stop every 2 minutes...soccer you play 2 times 45 minutes..it's very hard!

[Stephgat]

@peacevillege and men tackling other men is not gay? Cmon, seriously, you sound like an ignorant idiot.

[xpo50]

@peacevillege American football is sooo gay. A bunch of men in tights ramming into each other in a giant heap, then stopping every 5 seconds for beauty sleep.

[jager18903]

@xpo50 - You're welcome to try it someday.The next day you'll be watching it from a wheelchair,candy-ass.

[zosobeatles]

@jager18903 Would be a nice comment if American football was cool. Unfortunately, it's not.

[sherbertpi9]

@jager18903 puhleeze, try playing real football; RUGBY. Beats the hell outta your soft American football.

[killeraddiction]

@sherbertpi9 Both sports suck.

[skalabin69]

EAT SHIT Robin Williams!!!

[Greyskymorning395]

lolz when the ref said "yellow card" "red card" "green card"? "now you can go play in america!"

[GuruofGone]

dude greece beat em like 10 years ago pretty sure they murdered everybody in 08

[FootbalFutbolS0ccer]

hala madrid

[che7ody]

AND GREECE ICK UR ASS IN BASKETBALL

[aasaad94]

@che7ody I'm not american, even if I was I don't think anyone can "ICK" my ass.

[che7ody]

@aasaad94 ate gamw ti mana sou

[aseglkj]

@aasaad94 he meant lick

[SpidersAreNotScary]

@aseglkj Pretty sure the person knew that... they just trying to make a point that if you're not going to proof-read your comment, you shouldn't bother posting it.

[RobertGoodFella]

@che7ody

lol so what? shut it!

[klasomentas]

@che7ody rezili mas ekanes :-D

[melinil]

@che7ody And soon there will be no Greece so SHUT UP Retard! (Trollface)

[melinil]

@che7ody And soon there will be no Greece so Shut Up Retard! (Trollface)

[Radz117]

So true and so funny!

[podgekav]

robin williams is a legend

[mircea4steaua]

fuckin great...I love football...or how you americans call it soccer....but what robin says...it's very realistic=))...lol.....