Fonejacker | Telephone Datings | E4

[GatsbyRyda]

also follow my youtucbe channel @GatsbyRyda

[LJayMusic18]

Lol follow him on twitter @gatsbyryda

[ClassicMusiic]

HOW MUCH! NO NO NOT 19 STONE LOL

[LaikeWade]

19999 stone lollll

[247hellokitty]

seriously why r there people pressing dislike???????

dnt u have a humour or even a brain?

[AlexLong1000]

@247hellokitty Here's a wiiiild guess. Maybe they *GASP* Didn't like the video. Shocking right?!

Grow up and realise that not everyone will like the same things as you.

[jordan11119999999555]

4 stone LOL!!!!

[EASYTIGER10]

I think Kayvan was close to cracking up at 1:15 to 1:20 :o)

[LegallyBrunette112]

Ok I finding you datingssss

[theword1975]

39 people thumbing down, make disliking.

[Picklezorz]

Why you wanting the 13 stonings?

[ILoveBarcaNumberOne]

Blondings!

[RobVlogs]

DATS ANOREXIC MATE

[chapel976]

12stone! this guy's at least realistic with his expectations.

[xLivexxLaughx]

loooool yeh go on

[spikeyalan]

hahahahaha



[c00t999]

I dont give a shit what anyone say's, i'd tap that ginger bird!

[milinm]

HW MUCH?!

[dickcheese5150]

blone, blue eye's. NAZI

[dont4ndare]

"that's anorexic mate"

"mhmm"

[sugarbabysugar1]

4 stone thats anxeroic mate.!

[sugarbabysugar1]

45 hell naawww Hes like a old woman! damn

[dec20056]

NAH IM NOT GAY!!!

wheres that part gone its hilarious

[BedrockWellness]

1 stone = 14 pounds

lol

[alihammadshah]

blondingss!!!

[vitolegend]

reminds me of a typical breddah lol

[ryanbizzle100]

HOW MUCH ........NANANANA NOT 19 STONE!!!

[MrAnonymous9898]

This video is quite hilariousings.

[MrAnonymous9898]

In the background there are like 5000 more of this guy at work.

[purplevolcano]

This is why it is a bad idea to be too picky! Any of those women migh have been perfect for him.

[heavenlites]

JACKPOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OL

[loluntilmypie]

He's got an awesome poker face.

[rani32382]

love it!!

[RunscapeHacks4U]

the black guy gets his revenge in the video responses xD

[turnex1]

hilarious!!!!

[megashlong100]

call this number and ask ollie to come out of the closet 07791771449. its very very funny

[jaysekhon8014]

If only dating was this simple ..

[jaysekhon8014]

One of my friends talks like that. LOL its so funny.

[armstrong991]

love it

[darctini]

but she weighs 4stone

[cachirulo1011]

shes probably modeling type

but she weights 4 stone dats anorexic man

LMFAO!!!

[bigmangiff]

I love this but it's so annoying when indian people call up when you're havings the teas

[DjCarloni]

Check out my personal page for the Terry Tibbs theme tune!

[roydagger]

"Im finding you the dating"

[Cmazzbailey]

Okay i put into computings and we do search okay?...I found u a dating. LMFAOOOO

[mzrealm]

I lol'd when I found a stone to kg conversion chart.

[KyleArnott1]

"....and she's 48...."

[frunkified]

"... and she weighs 19 stone."

[CAFC2010]

38 people didn't find their datings

[Afghanistang]

@CAFC2010 hahaha true

[hubbard08]

she's probably modelling type

[dageezerboi]

legend

[GiveDares]

I founding you dating

[Reecebest19]

FOUR STONE!?

[ZuperBoombox]

I put into computings lol

[Mr1in1000000]

i said 12 stones hahaahaaha he said 13 stone hahaha

[liob1611]

FUCK THE ADVERTS

[derrenlegendbrown]

His fetish is BBW

[superheroarjun]

sounds like a nazi

[MrsHumes10]

must of been looking then

[snoopdoglol]

@barnesyboy100 , how do you know

[barnesyboy100]

the dislike bars as small as justin biebers penis :D

[mesasarly]

@barnesyboy100 SOMEONE DID A FUNNY...DERP

[pankajwagh86]

No doubt its funny..

but come on guys.. I am Indian this is not an Indian Accent.. ..

lol

[Macky2010]

@pankajwagh86 fuck off you paki

[TecchyTutorials]

I swear to god fone jacker just called my auntie today who was staying over lol.

it was messed up coz she didn't respond to the crank call very well.

it was pretty fucked up!!!

man thanks fj lol that was enjoyable

[Macky2010]

@TecchyTutorials u can get soundboards... duh

[kaineHARVEY]

4 STONE!!.... Lmfaooo :L:L:L:L

[weirdnessofthem]

Omg i love this i want the TICKITINGS one

[Cmazzbailey]

That's anorexic mate!!

[69smartie69]

that's anorexic man

mmmm

[RiiRiibYbiE]

but she weight 19 stones......'.HW MUCH????'

[jakeswolfclan]

"she's a blonde, the blue eyes,she weighing 12stones and she's 48."

[MsJAQUII]

alex hands is upsettings



[hgvneil]

This is one of the best,hilarious..and im sure the fonejackers voice nearly laughs when replying to the guy.

[logom0]

but she weighs 19 stone.... LMAO

[atomdragon4]

She weights 4 stone, that's anorexic bruv...

[Deltateam210]

4 stone lmao

[mrpolaroid123]

That's an old woman....hahaha

[mrpolaroid123]

The fonejacker's a handsome chap

[dan1981dan1981]

this guy is very funnings

[Micjal100]

Make sure she weighs about 13 stone

...

"Why?" xD

[MrSuperFly86]

LMAOOOO this made cryy.... thank you

[oliverc432]

but she weighs 19st

HOW MUCH?

[luke123909]

She Is Probley Modling Type LMFAO ROFL

[clickclocks]

I laughed so fucking hard when he said she  was 48.

[iscrewedyourmum]

thats gatsby :)

[DanBezzer]

Ok im finding u a dating, she's 20, she has green eyes but she weighs 19 stone ! Pahahaha lol !

[kooora18]

1:02 LMAO!!

[kooora18]

I used to have an Indian accent. That's why this is hilarious.

[recruitmentch]

@kooora18 Did it just magically disappear? very much doubt it

[kooora18]

@recruitmentch yes it did, in a fortnight or so

[recruitmentch]

@kooora18 no chance. once an india, always an indian waiter

[kooora18]

@recruitmentch bro, it was an indian school... in the middle east in the late nineties

[kooora18]

@recruitmentch and fyi im not from asia

[recruitmentch]

@kooora18 i couldn't care less 

[kooora18]

@recruitmentch then why open ur stupid ass filthy mouth then faggot

[recruitmentch]

@kooora18 because its very amusing seeing how easy it is pissing some fool off on the internet LOL

[kooora18]

@recruitmentch shut the fuck up fool

[kooora18]

@recruitmentch lol im just wondering what are you? r u part orangutan part human... scratch that... 60% orangutan 40% human, seriously mate, just back to bangin ur fat, toothless wife, she's havin withdrawal symptoms, quick before josef fritzl kidnaps her hahahaha

[recruitmentch]

@kooora18 yeh please send your mum my way as well. I can do both of them tonight. your mum enjoyed it last weekend

[recruitmentch]

@kooora18 apparently indians can talk now as well. get back to the takeaway. a few more deliveries to make.

[MeltedGecko]

@recruitmentch 2/10

[maxonmillion]

but she weighs 4 stone! haaaaaaaaaa

[maxonmillion]

this is so fucking funny!

[MBCsi]

you want the swingings?

[iEatSalaami]

is that skepta in the picture? looool

[DFC222]

1 Stone = 14 pounds

13 Stone = 182 Pounds

19 Stone = 266 Pounds

4 Stone =  56 Pounds

[bearhardman]

@DFC222 erm.. thanks?

[MisterLastun]

she weighs 19 stone .. HOW MUCH ??? PMSL !!

[00roastedlampost00]

Lmao at the elephant pic for 19 stonings XD

[danydadude]

what is a stone??

[AStickManProductions]

@danydadude a small rock....

[MrPlaydoman]

@danydadude its liuke 6kg ^^

[DanBezzer]

Im finding u the daaatings ! ROFL Lol !!!

[jahwalka]

That guys a rapper called Gatsby, get him on facebook too as Gatsby ryda, and twitter @GATSBYRYDA

[alexxtaleghani]

thats my cousin! :)

[TheNastyNosher]

@alexxtaleghani dumb ass nigger

[gabriox2good]

@TheNastyNosher its a prank, it might not b a black guy talking, no need to act a fool

[TheNastyNosher]

@gabriox2good get some clothes on you gang banging crack head fuck.

[bluegreenius]

why you wantings the 13 stonings???

[jen70]

hahahaha so funny!

[matthew983able]

funny hahahaha:)lol 4 stone i mean blondings

[topgearrules100]

what the heck are stones? im american.

[mark7799]

@topgearrules100 That's British weight measurement

[topgearrules100]

@mark7799 thanks

[m4sta2k]

@topgearrules100 4 stones is 25 kg , 19 stones is 120 kg just use google to convert 5 stones to pounds etc

[sven689]

@topgearrules100 , im american , sounded like *im stupid*

[No1Richman]

GET UR FUCKING ADS OUT MY FACE GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!

[CV21Repper1993]

haha

[hambo12321obmah]

19 stone.....HOW MUCH?!?! looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooolll lmaooooooooooo

[hambo12321obmah]

19 sontes....HOW MUCH?!?! loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Denaeize]

o my god this is so funny 4 stones??? thats anorexic mate ahahahaha

[Grocku]

-13 stone

-yea

-why

-WHY!!!!!?

[indiebabe05]

"I fond you dating, she's a blonde, di blue ice she weighing 12 stones and she's 48" looool i nearly wet myself.

[AlmightyJesus]

fucking british people... what the fuck is a "stone"? How about pounds or kilograms?

[NattieISF]

@AlmightyJesus ..or what the fuck is Alloominum....or Thru...what about color...I could go on, but I am boring myself talking to you...you yanks are going to change it regardless of how long it has been used...so why bitch about it...?

also..

Who picks Almighty Jesus as a name, and then says "fucking" in a you tube post anyway..

you sir...are a Twat (also British...means you are a TWAT..not a Twot..and not what you think it means.....I suggest you change your name to " Almighty TWAT"

[AlmightyJesus]

@NattieISF

Suck my cock you british piece of shit, I'm not a yank I'm German. And I guess you're too stupid to understand that my user name is pure irony. Go on talking like a fucking faggot, tommy... I don't care. "Oi thar, chap... fancy a spot of tea?" Just terrible... but that wasn't even what I was talking about, I was talking about units of measurement. Use the ones all people use, not some fucking "stone" shit nobody but you fags understands.

[NattieISF]

@AlmightyJesus oh noooes...ZEE GERMANS.... well...there is so much we could say about that..you are still a TWAT..and clearly have BIG issues which is why I flamed you......odd that you call us Brits fags..but you want me to suck your cock..

nom nom nom

hows that.. nice...nom nom...

TWAT

[AlmightyJesus]

@NattieISF

Alright, let's just forget about it.

Internet, lol

[BigBadDaddy0]

@AlmightyJesus The measure things with rocks over there.

[t0mr0bby]

@BigBadDaddy0 Or maybe its the old metric units of measurement?

[CastleFlameGal]

@AlmightyJesus a stone is equivilent to 14 pounds :)

[BigBadDaddy0]

@CastleFlameGal Equivalent to 6.35 kgs.

[quilmesfiesta]

@BigBadDaddy0

4 stone is 25 kg loool

[BigBadDaddy0]

@quilmesfiesta Precisely.

[Zer11]

@AlmightyJesus lol @ whining about stones and asking for pounds instead. How can you whine about an imperial unit and at the same time ask for the measurement in a smaller imperial unit? 1 stone = 14 pounds.

[hambo12321obmah]

@AlmightyJesus because thats how we measure in you thick yanky cunt, just grow up

[erebus1999]

4stone thats anorexic man

[dawnjones82]

"blondings....? vy you vanting the farteeng stonings?" hahaha! XD

[dawnjones82]

i think i get phone jacked all the time when i phone 118118 or barclays bank.. cos i always get sum1 just like this! lol!!!

[edwardtwins]

Finding the DATING LMFAO

BLONDINGS! LMFAOOO

[helanmatiu]

Asian ladies online lushfmlk.info

[druha10304]

'im finding you dating'

[BigBadDaddy0]

I love his "mmm" at the end.

[UKFutureSounds1]

they cut it before the bit where his girl walks in and he hangs up

[kiddsoldier13]

and she's 48

[UKFutureSounds1]

i know the geezer that got jacked on this call. makes it even funnier. class!

[azzmohammed]

@UKFutureSounds1 please share his pic or fb lol

[UKFutureSounds1]

@azzmohammed sorry dont know him that well 2 have a pic, aint seen him 4 a few months so i assume he's on vacation courtesy of hm queen lizzy. i wouldnt do that to him anyway. they put a black guy in the pic but he's actually white

[UKFutureSounds1]

@azzmohammed plus he is quyite a chunky guy so he could easily handle a 13stoner

[SO1J4]

im 3 stones lollllllllll

[Abumo74]

@SO1J4 how tall are u????

[SO1J4]

im 3 stones

[maxhassett]

give my friend a ring ask for ginger pubes itl be fukin funny 07950828429

[slypest]

@maxhassett You seriously give your friend's number out? Great friend :-)

[andyjjones]

i keep replaying the bit where he says "4 stone?!?!" that reaction is just gold.. haha

[thelasthalo]

@yodelinone Its a measurement of weight.

[SuperDalyboy]

what is stone