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  • "Well I have alot of money".  Norm Fucking ROCKS!

  • he took a shot at all of 'em

  • This makes the only time ever I've watched "The View". Thanks Norm.

  • the billy dee williams crack was priceless. Was it me or was there some definite sexual energy between Meredith and Norm?

  • later that day norm had a fivesome

  • Norm is legend

  • "Well I have a lot of money"

    Norm is the most naturally funny person there is, I believe.

  • Barbara Walters is such an a**hole. I am so glad that Norm was busting her chops.

  • "you know what happened when she fell asleep......merediths husband had sex with her" oh norm just too funny

  • This is what I love about Norm the most--being a sport, suffering fools and using his perspective to charm everyone in earshot

  • This is what I love about Norm the most

  • Barbara Walters is a fucking crusty corny cunt.

  • I suppose this one's a goddamn ghost LMAO

  • Star Jones has surprisingly good taste in Star Wars.

  • oh man he killed

  • Whoever booked Norm on this show was either completely without a clue, or a guerrilla comedy genius.

  • Norm MacDonald is a comedic genius.  And yes, Meredith Viera wanted some good MacDonalding.

  • they make the "V" big for "VAGINA"

  • Barbara sounds like she hasn't had a dicking in the at LEAST a decade, the crotchety old bitch.

  • Everyone was cool. Minus Barbra Walters. 

  • "Billy Dee Williams, I bet you like him!"

  • norm told a story about the view on tom green and i think it was the completely wrong story. and that is fucking hilarious as well

  • i havent seen the view in years. i just watched this... anybody notice what a super bitch barbra walters seems to be. i know she's like a respected journalist and all but god damn the other chicks are visibly terrified of her. and shes super uncomfortable trying to take control of the interview. i never noticed that befofe. god i love how norm stole this whole show and made it as dirty as possible. he is god.

  • weird seeing norm on a show with four chicks, he's said many times he doesn't like talking to women

  • MAn I LOVE how he points out the girl that starts off the clap in the beginning of this vid. He was waiting for it and it was great. Man MY FAV comedian!

  • fall asleep during star wars?? women, am i right?

  • the only watchable 12 mins of the view

  • "Geez, this is a long minute." lmao!

  • norm totally pwned the view...uber alles

  • barbra walters sucks. she takes herself waaaay too seriously.

  • my god just listen to them squabble...thank god norm was there

  • I AM TOM GLAVINE

    I WILL BEAT YOU

  • Barbara looks like a mule at 4:01

  • "That's not good for a boy."

  • I dunno if this went over everyone's head but... "You know Billy Dee Williams? I bet you like him." Billy Dee Williams played the only black guy in Star Wars. He said this to Star Jones.

    I had to stop the video until I finished laughing.

  • @itsnegrojones I want so badly to know what he would have said if they would have acknowledged that comment.

  • i love the way norm doubles up on words when he's telling a story..." so me and my brother were watching the twilight zone, you know...and then my dad comes by and we're watching the twilight zone..... "..haha...he does that all the time... i love it

  • wow, when i had the action figures as a kid. i never thought that. These kids today grow up to be pussies because parents worry about everything these days. I hate parents. I know i'd be a bad parent, so i never had any kids. Parents today are too damn sensitive. My parents practiced tough love with me, and i turned out fine. But to justify the stupid way of raising kids when they can't top me, they'll say, "Well, that just not the way we raise our kids."

  • "I suppose this one's a goddamn ghost"

    one of the greatest norm quotes ever

  • how DOES barbara get her picture perfect peepers???

  • @robmcman lolololol

  • @grands1am Yes, that may be a better idea. I know that Canada and England have their share of problematic older birds too. But I still think the American TV networks have to go.

  • Barbra Walters is a cunt.

  • I didn't think there was a show with enough suck to swallow up Norm MacDonald's TV mojo, but this did it. The fact that this show seems succesful is justification enough for England to nuke the States, I think.

  • @Inediblehulk

    I must defend my country, and rather suggest that we nuke middle-aged women.

  • i dont think meredith viera is hot at alll. gimme kelly ripa!

  • Norm owned Barbera in the first segment, awesome shit!

  • how annoying is barbara. and ps, Like star wars was made for a bunch of Old women.....come on... of course they wouldnt like it

  • I got Meredith Viera fever for some reason. She's sexier than a lot of 18 yr old adult actresses.

  • @crocop0514 Wait til you see her WRINKLY OLD VAGINA (imagine it delivered with the deadpan Norm delivery)

  • @MrPowerFlame big words but i think empathy and an understanding of the human condition thats the best i can do

  • Holy shit. Meredith wants Norm. 4:52. Too bad Norm likes them plastic. Barbara?

  • What was the Norm appearance on The View where they answer some advice letters from viewers and Norm (to great laughter) calls the letter-writer a bitch?

  • Wow, The View was actually watchable at one point in time

  • billy dee williams!!!

  • I bet he mentioned he was watching star wars just to see if the girls were listening.

  • norm is funnier than barbara so wtf was she thinking interrupting him?

  • I BET THAT ONE IS A GODDAMN GHOST

  • oh my god the best

  • meridith wants to ride him

  • Well I have a lot of money lol good point Norm women are gold diggers

  • How DOES Barbara get her picture-perfect peepers?

  • I am Tom Glavine I will beat you! ROFL that was so random!!

  • What about Billy D Williams, I bet you like him

    HAHA Norm is the greatest

  • He's very charming

  • poor norm. stuck in a en house

  • whats the joke about meredith having sex while shes asleep. did she mention something about that previously? cause norm makes two references about that on this and the first part

  • Meredith Viera was smokin' in this, and she secretly wanted Norm's cock

  • @HapaLife i concurr

  • @HapaLife secretly? i thought it was out in the open. haha

  • @HapaLife i dont think it was a secret

  • @HapaLife haha thats true

  • @HapaLife i don't know if it was a secret lol

  • @HapaLife 4:40 "You might get a little of that if you weren't fondling those action figures..."

  • @mastersirk was she referring to Norm with her or Norm with Star Jones?

  • another informed opinion from the girls of the view ;0

  • "I suppose this one's a goddamn ghost", totally something my dad would say, I have never LOL'd harder at a Norm MacDonald bit before and I'm a huge fan.

  • LMAO "thats not good for a boy"

    all you hear is a girl

    "no"

  • You can tell the chicks really like Norm... :D

  • norm own

  • "i suppose this one's a god damn ghost"...lol...

  • you know what they say about barbara walters....."is that old cunt dead yet?"

  • lol."...I have alot of money"

    Norm is too cute=) I'm attractive to Norm because he's funny, i don't care if he read only 6 books.

  • Hey Norm come on back to rehab,we could use another good laugh

  • figured there was something mentioned in a segment earlier than what is in the youtube clips to it.

    THanks.

  • I'm from England and don't know who this barbara walters is, but she's an utter cunt. "I suppose this ones a god damn ghost!" That made me laugh out loud.

  • "How does Barbara Walters get her picture perfect peepers?" lol what?

  • that black one looks like shreks wife

  • Nah! That bitch looks like your wife. lol Just kidding!

  • she throws out "and well be talking about STARRR WARRSS!!" as if any guy wouldnt want to miss that hot topic LOL

  • God. I love norm. He needs his own podcast

  • yeah! that'd be awesome!

  • "What about Billy Dee Williams? I bet you like him!"

    Holy shit.

  • norm is a genius. so funny talkin about random ass things. he could host

  • "you know what happened when you fell asleep? Meredith's husband had sex with you".

    What is this joke about?

  • it was ac call back to when norm said he would have sex with her when she was awake

  • no.

  • @ goodbyepphat

    I guessing the "sex while sleep" joke came from Meredith saying (before the norm segment) that her husband had sex with her before while she was asleep.

    Which is why Norm said "I'd have sex with you while you are awake!" in part 1.

  • Norm is too smart for these old cunts.

  • 'Well...I have a lot of money..'

    Bitches think they can bash norm?? think again

  • When the black one starts rambling about Indiana Jones Norm's reaction is hilarious

  • the best

  • I suppose that one's a goddamn ghost.

  • Why are people who don't like or haven't seen Star Wars so stupid? I mean, it's fine if you don't like it but they talk about it like they live under a rock.

    Barbara saying "And you never go to Star Wars." What the hell does that mean?

    I know this girl who hasn't seen them. She said "I don't watch Star Wars."

    What the hell? I don't "watch" it either. I've SEEN them, mostly years and years ago.

    You don't "go to" Star Wars like it's the mall, or "watch" it like it's the damn news.

  • shut up

  • @kreskinkun Old post, but good one, a lot of stupid people have yet to realize that not watching Star Wars is like not watching The Godfather or Jurassic Park. It's critically acclaimed and constantly referenced in pop culture, there's something seriously wrong with people who haven't "gotten around" to watching it yet.

  • "picture perfect peepers"

    christ.

  • they meant boobs I supposed.

  • The "book" thing was a him getting back at they saying he was kinda mediocre for only reading 6 books... and so on and so on... and he ate all their time up. ..so the idea is that even if they tried their hardest they couldn't even make a scratch on him and they got really screwed. I love norm, he is just way to ahead in time for most people to get him. He is a GENIUS.

  • He's a GENIUS because... B4, they tried to get him in some scandal and he put in question how pro the black woman was. They where pissed. They where attacking him as norm was just having fun and being an ass to them. Look as the black girl said something like "for now" , cause he was staying and then he said "fuck off" or something when she grabbed his wrist. The idea he was being part of the panel was sarcastic. The bad memory "thing" refered to barb with her notes not paying attention.

  • Proof that Norm is a genius. He actually made The View watchable.

  • I'd punch Barb in her picture perfect peepers

  • hah good call

  • ...apparently I'm the only one who thought they all enjoyed having Norm on. I don't get all of the anti-Walters comments.

  • No dude, I am with you here. I didn't find any of the ladies annoying. Being from Germany (Krautland) I never saw this show. The behaving friendly and funny and they are pulling off some corny jokes about star wars. Common, that's okay. I like Star Wars a lot especially in my kid years, but I am one parsec away from being pissed by some fooly joking.

  • you know how y-y-you try be what your dad, you try to be...you know what i mean? lmfaoooo

    idk whether he's being serious, so idk whether to feel bad or to burst out in laughter

  • I'd rather watch The View than the Phantom Menace

  • That Barba wawa is really such a bitch. Self appointed moderator and consensus on all things according to herself. She asks Norm a question, probes further on his answer, like she does, and then mocks him for talking too much.

  • IT WAS A GODDAMN GHOST!

  • I spat a piece of cheese out my mouth when Norm said "Well, I have a lot of money.". Classic!

    I had forgot about the thing where Barbara had never seen Star Wars. Hearing these people who have no idea what Star Wars really was is hilarious.

    Lastly, Notice how often Norm tells the same stories? There are at least 3 instances on Youtube, easily findable, in which he tells that "Twilight Zone" Story?

  • meredith keeps touching his arm and flattering him/paying a lot of attention to him. ha ha, she was digging him.. hilarious!

  • Gee, Barb, so big of you to FORGIVE Norm for making fun of people!....That's his profession!

  • this has gotta be the funniest goddamn thing on youtube...god bless norm!

  • kind of wondering how barbara walters gets those picture perfect peepers...

  • i love this comment, i would thumb it up a million times in its sleep

  • I love how the Billy Dee Williams comment slipped by completely unnoticed. I lost it at that point.

    It's amazing that Norm can take over and actually make this show watchable. Their Star Wars discussion was completely insipid. Such ignorant bitches.

  • I love Star Wars...thanks for defending it norm.

  • Barbara deserves a swift kick to the teeth.

  • they really did pep up for Norm. and also yeah but they dont want Norm to get any leads. but he always steals the show.

  • They can't stand that he out-shines them....

  • i think you mean, they can't stand that he makes them look stupid.

  • Sure that too.

    TV-people are attention whores, they all compete for the spotlight. Norm is the man here

  • "see how my wrists are so small? thats not good for a boy"

  • there is some major sexual tension going on between norm and meredith. i bet he porked her after the show.

  • It's funny how all of the them were so giddy with Norm on the show.

  • i bet this one's a god damn ghost!

  • What woman would want to date him because he doesn't read? What an idiotic question, women don't fucking read, they hate anything intellectual.

  • Star Wars, can anybody explain that childish fake mysticism?

  • 4:43 did someone say "you are going to hell"? LOL

  • I think it's, "you weren't supposed to tell," but who knows?

  • is the view always this good? They should seriously have him on there all the time.

  • Goddamn said on the View!!! Hahahahahahha... this man is amazing.

  • He's so funny!

  • Barbara Walters is such a boring prude.

  • Joy Behar should take steroids to shrink her testicles.

  • This is his genius:

    In every one of his skits, for the first few minutes you DONT KNOW how to handle his approach at all. But as his interview progresses into his routine your busting up, his nature is hilarious and funny because its different, alien, and awkward. Its funny by its nature. A joke. So that by the end your cracking up.

    One of the hosts in the last part says "this is such a novelty!", I dont think she meant it offensively. Hosts were on the same ride as audience.

  • This is awesome!

  • what about Billy Dee Williams ? he said that after he mentioned that i bet you loved Billy Dee Williams

  • did anyone notice how right before barbara cuts him off he says "i remember me and my brother one time were watching star wars..." after saying he'd never seen it i wanted to see where he was going with that

  • "How about that Billie D Williams? I'll bet you liked him!"...

    haaaahahahaha... !

  • he intimates women are whores and they all laugh right along with him....wow...!

  • Charming devil! Aint he?

    Funny thing is Norm's first appearance in front of these old bags ended with him getting kicked up for making fun of Bill Clinton. Wish I had a recording.

  • The Norm show??? How long was that on the air for?

  • like a season...

  • The Norm Show was on for THREE seasons. And it was a hilarious show.

  • I AM TOM GLAVINE!

  • man he made this show very funny. crackin sex jokes, genius. he has this ability to be able to go over the line but bringing everyone else with him so no one gets offended.

  • 4:22 (what about Billy Dee Williams)

  • I have seen Norm save nearly every show he is on.

    God damn funny.

  • I think he's a really funny stand up performer and I liked his sitcom abd all, but he is probably the best talk show guest ever. I think it's not only because he's funny, but it's the reactions he gets from the hosts. he's so uncontained, that they really let loose with him

  • lol

  • genius.

  • It's so weird seeing Norm Macdonald on The View.

    I've never even seen this show, but Norm was the shit.

  • "See how tiny that is,That's not good for a boy."

  • Stupid Behar ran right over that line with her steroids and gay hack job.

  • "I suppose this one's a goddamn ghost." I think Norm's being silly here, and riffing on his father who's so crotchety and closed-minded that he hated "The Twilight Zone" because he "thought it was too fantastical." Norm's great because he just doesn't care; he can be silly and say whatever the hell he wants and make whatever absurd joke he wants - like when you're with your friends and just tell inside jokes to each other that no one else gets - and Norm doesn't care if no one gets it.

  • That joke about his father and the twilight zone is great. I especially like how he says things just to screw with people like a conversational Andy Kaufman.

  • lol i think joy is the only one here who really likes and appreciates norm.

  • He's the fuckin man. Look at these women try their hardest to put him in his place...he controls the frame perfectly. Dude's the shit

  • you should go on the fucking view, man.

  • I suppose this one's a God damned ghost!

  • did meredith's husband have sex with her while she was sleeping or something? i dont get it.