Shut up, get out.

[multijosht123]

@NeoGamemaster is that dare?!!!

[RedBrickStudios1011]

my reaction to trolls on youtube

[toddster87]

JJJ isnt even in the reboot :( I'll still watch it because it does look awesome, but I cannot believe there is no JJJ.

[tylerdw100]

@toddster87 Dont worry they a sequel

[FreezerBurn1704]

He was gonna tell him to stop making pre-recorded messages.

[NeoGamemaster]

Somebody has to make a "Shut up, get out" 10 minute extention.

[Seiyanashi]

Just saying, if he's not in the rebooted series, I probably won't watch it.

[EarthBoundFreak1]

why he's speaking so fast?? shut up! get out!

D:

[thecoolguy010]

Couldn't have picked a better actor for JJJ.

[FellFather]

Seeing that they're rebooting the Spider-Man franchise, I wonder if that means they're recasting Jameson too. I mean, who can possibly replace J.K. Simmons? He was made for that role!

[finiteasylum]

Every girl ever.

[BenjiProductionsXL]

I keep pressing replay. Can't stop pressing replay!!!!!!!!!

[Dimastrength02]

I want JJ Jameson back in the amazing spiderman.

[TheStarTreker]

@Dimastrength02

I completely agree with you there. J. K. Simmons was the best J.J. Jameson ever. I like the one in Spider-Man The Animated Series from the 90s too but he isn't quite good or hilarious as J. K. Simmons. What I just read sadly that J.J. Jameson won't be appearing in The Amazing Spider-Man. I guess the film will take place before Peter Parker/Spidey started working at the Daily Bugle, just his high school years. Well the film still looks good though despite that.

[aracekku]

THE LEMONNNNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[lexhus]

cave johnson

[aracekku]

@lexhus EXACTLY!!!!

[TheArthasmenethril]

Thats the Guy who tried to put Justin Bieber in J.Jameson's Paper

[OldSpiceBoss]

Jameson: I want pictures! Pictures of Spiderman! And I don't care if you have to fuck him to get 'em!

Parker: Well, sir... I am Spiderman.

Jameson: Well then go fuck yourself!

[WingBingKing1234]

The four greatest words ever to come from a human's mouth.

[demonsparkx]

shut up,get out. im piss!

[MartinTobinPham]

watcha talkin bout willis

[Moskinha]

for sure those guys were trying to give him some lemons.. poor guys..

[TheGoshDarnBatman8]

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!

[supadude626]

6 Words

1 Second

J.J. Jameson everybody.

[Werpwerp16205]

shtp. gtout.

[TheDude90100]

i love how there is no 0:03

[MagicQuinn]

I wonder who the new Jonah is going to be in the new spiderman

[TheJbloom]

"You pack your things, door, outside, parking lot, car , goodbye !!!!!!!!!"

[RichardKleiner]

With the reboot, all of a sudden, everybody hates Raimi's movies now. Fuck 'em!

[DrSanto91]

@RichardKleiner yeah plus sony was the one who was forcing Sam raimi to rush the thrid movie, i am willing to give the the reboot a chance, but nothing will matter to me, The original trilogy will always be the best for me., i grew up watching at 11 years old.

[Sauraiuser2212]

@DrSanto91

Devil May Cry, anyone?

[saskue333cris]

I say that when I'm about to fap LOL

[GuitarFretMan]

Press 2 quickly for QUAK QUAK QUAK

[Haloya101]

SHTUP GTO

[LucasTheAutobot]

Shut up get out"

*gets out*

AAAAWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[ZeldaFoxEars]

@LucasTheAutobot What the fuck? 

[TheSeanoftheBread]

This could make a great forum tool

[Diffomega]

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

[AkopZZZ]

ANYBODYCAREWHATIWANT?

[ImSuperhuman]

I remember that bit in the movies xD

[Varodunham92]

I'm watching short videos. And no, i have no life at all

[SternMann93]

Box your stuff. Out of the front front door. Parking lot. Car. Home. Gun. Click. Goodbye.

[ShamangoUno]

"And don't let the door hit you on the way out because you are fired! Not you, test subject, you're doing fine."

[AfrikaaBombeetza]

cum

[vinceoniep]

Anyone tried this on his parents yet? xD

[jackstrider980]

Cave Johnson, we're done here

[bladiumdragon]

He just can't handle the fabulousness.

[ericarends2000]

Hey! He Made Aperture Science!

[MaekinTehCakez]

AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA

[DatWittyName]

My reaction to people quoting Portal 2 on spider-man videos.

[rocketmik65]

Cave Johnsons reaction to Gaben wanting to make an appearance Portal 2.

[Mooco2]

What's with all this Cave Johnson stuff? He sounds way more like Raoul Duke.

#Justsayin

[vill136]

@Mooco2 he is the voice actor of cave johnson

[Xilstealth]

@Mooco2 Because he is the actor of Cave Johnson lol

[Girder3]

@Mooco2 J.K. Simmons played both J. Jonah Jameson over here AND Cave Johnson, ya know.

[slothboy494]

they sped it up!

[RuneFun12]

I'm not against Homosexual people.. But seriously.. The "I do" guy has the most awesome QueerFagVoice, it's just for fun people!

[skyosakai]

Cave Johnson: Anybody care what I want?

Employee: I do.

Cave Johnson: Shut up, get out before I burn your house down with lemons.

[Flyingtrollolo]

ENYBODYCAREBOUTWHATIWANT?

[MrEriklenn]

"...and take that box of lemons with you and burn down a few houses"

[axedelahorce]

:awwyeah:

[SmashLiXs]

so he shouldn't care?

[Christopher80611]

No,no 'shut up,get out' but...SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT!!!

[Sutinennn]

Shutup, getout.

[TheZacula]

J. Jonah Jameson: The good part of Spiderman 3.

[Dragonball4eva]

@TheZacula One of the many good parts.

[TheZacula]

@Dragonball4eva Oh, there were some others. But between the main villains consisting of a sad-sack of sand and an annoying ex-frat boy, and Peter's completely random dickish attitude even when he WASN'T wearing the black suit (all his self-absorbed crap at the beginning), it got kinda painful to watch.

[Dragonball4eva]

@TheZacula Nothing in the film bothered at all.

[Stellerman7]

All the related videos are forum weapons awesome!

[MobilePissCannon]

Best line delivery ever.

[thepdude112]

Infinity Ward CEO's response to a fanboy breaking into their Headquarters...

[HeavyWeaponsGuy1001]

Jameson: Admin

Ex-Employee: User

[dadsarmyfrules]

I havent seen this movie in ages but who is the "I do" guy?

[iNvictaStudios]

No one gives a shit about Sam Raimi! :(

[lawrencevo]

like a boss

[theblackbull55]

5 words in 1 sec! EPIC JAMESON

[the1unknown9]

>mfw this is a 4 second video.......

[mariobrothers99]

@the1unknown9 It's a three second video.

[Lufttygger306]

Is that James Caan

[UdontKnowMr]

@Lufttygger306 no

[rickyrazors]

@Lufttygger306 The actor is JK Simmons. He played one of the main characters in Oz, and has been in loads of stuff like American Dad, Law & Order, Portal 2 and Burn After Reading. cracking actor, in my opinion...

[johnnyphoenix74]

@rickyrazors

I remember him most in the HBO prison series 'Oz' He was really good in that, too.

[luisgodfather1]

Awww Yeaah

[Tylerd172]

Ted Raimi is awesome lol!

[MrEriklenn]

I bet he likes lemons....that burns houses down

[yoda56789]

theres no 0:03 in this video

[vampRaziel]

@yoda56789 omfg u r right! :D

[DSLA4LIFE94]

The person who disliked this video cared about what he thought

[EmiMac20]

Anybody care what I want?!

I do. How 'bout some lemonade.

Shut up. Get out.

[nachoguy5]

Anybody care about what I want? I want lemons

[AlexanderT21]

Pumpkin Bombs? How about COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS?!?

[DecepticonDevastator]

HE WANTS PICTURES.

PICTURES OF BLACK MESA.

[XMMxmmXM]

I don't want lemons! I want pictures! Pictures of Spiderman!

[JuLianShimay]

wow. 6 words in 1 second. :)

[mes0gots0its]

Why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out because YOU ARE FIRED.

[airbendingavatar1]

@1337soldiahs And that is what Cave Johnson said after the above dialogue!

[airbendingavatar1]

@1337soldiahs And that is what Cave Johnson said after the above unreleased speech!

[1337soldiahs]

"Yes, you. Box your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye."

[SuicideSolution21]

@1337soldiahs Cave Johnson for president!

[liddddddd]

@SuicideSolution21 WTF is that actually cave johnson?

[doggiemaina11]

@liddddddd Same actor, so in a way, yes.

[SuperFly8anzai]

@1337soldiahs I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA F*** YOUR LEMONS.

[tribalwaffle]

@1337soldiahs Cave johnson is an image for us all to follow

[almiser]

@1337soldiahs You have more thumbs up than likes on this video Oo

[CounterNerd]

Gonna use all of Simmons' lines in this movie some time in my life, maybe even all at once.