Immigrant parents

[yomama2713101609]

its not really racist cuz hes makin fun of his own culture too so haters... fuck off

[theDudeAbides1100]

canadians parents are wayy to soft.

[Temall]

People get angry because the truth hurts.

[PrimeCats]

53 people are assholes.

[1995ZANGETSU]

32nd consecutive video of russel peters and im still goin

[haake123456789]

how did his dad know exactly how long it would take for children's aid to arrive?

[FooFooTheUnicorn]

"u got an F in school!" it should say B

[gyspiegina]

lol!

[TheTrunksdbz]

Lol when i was little my dad beat me up with sticks, my dad doesn't spank me.

[mohomoho2001]

i dont why people get offended by him... he tells jokes about my people loads and loads of times and i actually find them hillarious rather then offending

[diggydubb]

I can't stop laughing!!!!!

[B4n5h33Chess]

Me: "Mom im going out!

Mom: To kill 51 people?

Me: No, to buy 2836 people a drink

[MsGawjussme]

You got a room !!!

[pranavdutia]

Who the Fuck dislike it ..

[birdkid14]

:p



[awesomeninjaperson16]

lol!!!! i love this video! fav part: 1:00-1:14

[Ruhnezmei89]

LOL I'm white and I tried the last part on my parents and got the same thing.

[40KMASTER]

just in case LOLOL

[lanni1998]

HEY COME HERE ,IT SAYS U GOT A F IN SCHOOL

[jabakhtiar]

this is the best of russell!!



[MathPhysChemSkyNerd]

Pause at 4:15

[4E4xT0xIDER8]

somebody guna gett ta hurt real bad!! SOMEBODY!! lol

[ravenhousegaming]

Youtube Trolls.. come here...*bump*

Trolls: What was that for?

Me: Just in case...

[lynnliulian]

the guy is genius

[FiercEpon]

hahahaha to funny!!

[JapaneseSniper1983]

Fucking classic lmao

[hkhk96]

3:55 HAHAHAHAHA

[1withRUSSIA27]

I'm white and I got beat. xD

[tharock220]

I didn't know Canada had immigrant. As an American I believe the only place people immigrate to is here.

[yapanuwan]

@tharock220 Kiddin? Even canada, UK, italy, dubai have more immigrants.

[MrJwd16]

skip to 4:37



[stanleydao]

lol F in school, even an A its not acceptable! LOL

[thetotorotree]

YOU HAVE A ROOM?!

[schehry]

Lol I thought only my parents hit.

[SephyStabbity]

Bahah I remember my dad saying that about child services all the time XD

[snipereve]

My parents are Dominican, everything he is saying is just like it was growing up. Hysterical. My mom would say "Oh really, let me get you the phone, you can make all the calls you want" LOL.

[NeonSwagg]

i wanna meet his dad soo bad lmfaaoo XD

[Raxxer1993]

@NeonSwagg His dad is dead...

[FredWeasleysGirl16]

Polish parents will beat their kids too just in case

[009d1]

thumbs up for indians

[Destnai]

When I was a kid I honestly thought being sent to your room was a tv only thing. Didn't seem like much of a punishment to me xD

[zsiyw]

I can remember telling my dad about some kid swearing at his mom. I wanted to know what he would do if I said that to him. All I got as an answer was: "WHAT, WHO, TO ME?". He passed away 20 years ago, but we still laugh when talking about that.

[TheMASDrummer]

good jon dislikers. you made the dislike/like bar look like a joint on fire

[shaunjon6]

Love This Man. LOl

[Plaaylisst]

God is Love.

[KaptKan1]

This is a comedy classic; people will be repeating this routine from memory forty years from now.

[TheCommunityLounge]

@oldskoolisthebest thats becuz ur parents watched this video before u LOL

[oldskoolisthebest]

wtf my dads white and i get beat......thats not cool

[blackshot]

@oldskoolisthebest lol you got cheated (jk)

[oldskoolisthebest]

@blackshot hahaha i know

[FrapsYou]

@oldskoolisthebest Honkies I guess.

[too66fast]

@oldskoolisthebest well ur a minority lol jk

[wisers001]

i love my dad! - he smacked me when i was out of line- he had every reason and i love him for teaching me right from wrong!

[wisers001]

tears in my eyes!! holy fck!

[RelaxSmileEnjoy]

46 took rayns advice....

[lolbrandon777666]

@RelaxSmileEnjoy What you should have said 46 parents took his advice so there kids came and disliked it.

[bossyboots55]

i live in asia and everthing he is saying is TRUE ! Hilarious !

[mahmudzero]

somebody gonna get a hurt real bad 46 ppl are noobs...

[mahmudzero]

somebody gonna get a hurt real bad

[rocksrock101]

FUCK YOU DAD!!

[blacksmith07067]

Next time ur parents is going to hit u just tell them to FUCK OFF!!

[iamtrash123]

if u get rid of one u make another one

[shar22lie]

ey bwoy come ere! lol

[fallenXXXXangel]

why would anyone dislike this guy ?? 45 people have no sense of humor or what so ever

[alanhobbes1]

hoy! dislikers! somebuddy gunna get a hurt real bad!

[ahalsaadi]

@alanhobbes1 what are we gona do with them 4:11

[alanhobbes1]

@ahalsaadi I know we just beat them till they like this vid! lol

[TYS5ert]

@alanhobbes1 I am not going to say who!

[alanhobbes1]

@TYS5ert oh i think you might know them very well

[potatoes1234ify]

wow. a white kid!! ive heard so much about you!!!

[missfun24]

somebody's gonna get hurt really bad! lol

[metal4ever9116]

bahahahaha

[Xxlanex]

lol "ay boy come here" "yes daddy?" *clunk* "what was that for!?"..."just in case"

[TheCaptainrex66]

"FUCK YOU BITCH" lol

[tharkun21280]

"Izzat (d)right? Oooooooo!!!" A-freaking-mazing!!

I had to play it over about 7x in a row as if I were stoned. SO funny.

[sorayahylmi]

somebody's gonna get hurt so bad LOL

[iPopRockAndHipedyHop]

omg i love this one! hahahahahaha

[sara2781993]

loooooooooooooooooooool

[krivasn]

Lol this is really Funny! Hey but you forgot hispanic parents! My brothers and i tried to use the Childrens aid thing and we got the same respond!

[heheaw12]

44 unbeaten white kids!

[misteeq64]

My Haitian other use to say ....... Call children aid just i am the one who answer the phone at children aids lol . The woman was a social worker at children aids

[misteeq64]

My mom use to say.... call child social services ,but just be aware i am the one who answer the phone there lol .She was a social worker

[ching36]

sorry but i dont get wat he said about jamaican parents :D

can anyone explain for me please?

[mahmudzero]

@ching36 jamaican parents (as i concluded from my jamaican teacher) beat their kids alot :D

[ching36]

@mahmudzero sorry but i believed chinese parents beat the shit outta their kids more than jamaican parents lol.

i got my ass beat as least once a month....real talk

[30312lancy]

@ching36 Im chinese and my dad beat me everyday when I was a kid(im a girl).well sure because I had done sth bad..lol

I cried to bed every night....but he would comfort me before bed~

but I love my dad~never hated him~

[pura1998]

this is so true

My mom was born in the Philippines and my dad was born in the Netherlands. I cant figure out whos worse D:

[platovaya]

I feel like this video could explain my immigrant parent situation to my German bf. He just doesnt understand it when I tell him how (not all, but many) Eastern European parents are!

_YANA_

[Mexican1Eagle]

somebody gonna get hurt real bad

[DatPicksburghGuy]

lmao about the jamaican parent part. i'm white and growing up my dad would occasionally give me a smack "in case i did something he didn't no about".

which, more times than not, i did :D

[empressnyx]

44 people never got whoopings as kids.

[CorrieKatczynski]

two thumbs up! wow so great!

[Restuna14]

Hey 44 ppl are gonna get a hurt real bad

[Sumcooldude16]

44 people don't understand English!!

[temarigirl160]

Im Hispanic and I get beat

That's why you never see Hispanic families on Super Nanny either :P

Thumbs up if you think Hispanic parents are tuff :D

[wolvy2009]

Hahaha! Fuck you dad!

[DEVAIR010]

my jaws hurt.

[79tenacioust]

lmao.....am jamaican..i got plenty just because..lol..what doesnt kill you make you a better person...kids need to be punished...not abused but punished.

[luckystar8247]

23 mins to get here, in that time somebody gona hurt you bad...

[carlopetox]

@luckystar8247 - Somebody gonna get hurt real bad

[PaddySnuffles]

when he was talking about the kid being left out it made me think of English class in grade 12... only 1 kid was neither an immigrant or 1rst generation (including the teacher) and as we complained about the weird stuff our immigrant parents did the one kid looked around and went "wow.. I feel lonely..." LOL

[anjir1]

@PaddySnuffles Where you from?

[PaddySnuffles]

@anjir1 Canada. Like Russel Peters! :D

[playmymusic96]

i definitely agree with him. kids today are so spoiled (especially in the US). children are prioritized. I don't like some other cultures' ways of discipline, but children these days need some sort of punishment.

[palermoboy426]

someones gunna get hurt realllll bad

[ThaFilioNevaHeard]

42 people dont beat their kids

[sirprincy]

OMG this guy cracks me up... my gut shurts so hard right now!

[IFearTheImpaler]

:'( why?!

JOST IN CAES

[Ac1d3]

42 peoples got beaten up !

[d3xthem3x]

beat ur kids! it helps!

[crystalxox77]

lol but not all parents care if u swear at them!

[jackdanielsjohnson]

41 ppl need to get hurt real bad

[Preeti619]

i dont get how you ppl think beating kids is soo funny =P

[indigotoindia]

@Preeti619 it's not... it's the things he says

[Lawlz30]

"Do I look like Ryan's mom?" LOL XD

[flipmonkey67]

not an f...a b...

[krazykwasi1]

FUCK YOU BITCH!!

[indigotoindia]

@krazykwasi1 fuck you dad :)

[fazntabz111]

40 people have know humour :p hahaha he is awesome! 

[Deadlyvenomx]

i can relate to that lmao !

[misteeq64]

it took having children for me to be a great baseball player i am an expert at throwing .Especially my shoes

[ealvarou111]

lol im south american and my mum used to beat me

[Tejina91]

40 people never got beaten by their parents.

I love this guy!

[Jsantosishere]

@Tejina91 EVERY KID SHOULD GET BEAT IF THEY DO SOMETHING REALLY BAD :} lol

[MyRandyful]

lol keep clicking 3:56

[PynshessB]

i got beat so many timas by my mom that i lost count!

[12pussylicka]

Lol white kids don't get beat by their parents they just get raped.

[TamerSODMG]

lol My parents beat me

[myimmigrantparnt]

lol, this is golden. There are a bunch of stories kind of like these ones to read and share at my immigrant parents . com.

You should check them out!

[AnimeLover5838]

Know what ya mean! Hahahaha I'm chinese

[lemonboy53]

@AnimeLover5838 same lol half chinese and my mum kicks my ass if i screw up in skool just a lil bit.

[jake546213]

im not indian but im half paki and i can so relate

[Toronto2245]

@jake546213 your half pakistani and half what?

[jake546213]

@Toronto2245 my moms white

[fazzleb]

Hats off to ryan's moms voice! :L

[Yazmars]

lol

[TheMatrix1st]

Somebody a ganna gett huurtt

[mellad43]

TOO FUNNY Lmao

[loveujohnnydepp1601]

i love his face showing angry ryan.....

hilarious..........

[jeanfrancodj13]

2:36 just in case

[KAK2640]

haha this is priceless!

[Hisako]

when i was little i had a white kid tell me to threaten to phone childrens aid too.. it didnt work

[MonaRocks09]

39 people had white non-immigrant parents

[redporus]

omg so true

[lloveComedy]

This is true!!

[levrone007]

do i look like ryans mum!!!!

[HulkBash1997]

FUCK YOU DAD!! his face man, So FUCKING HILARRIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAAA

[mochopz]

i remember watching this live in 2003.

2 years later everyone was sending me youtube links. soft.

[nevershoutnever14129]

there all gonna be hanging around the playground

their gonna be talking about the ass whoopin they got last night

do you want that little white kid to feel left out?

[jairafrando1]

LOLLL

[TheKroMusic]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[elenitsagiannos]

you've got a ROOM???? O.o

[BassNAsian]

@elenitsagiannos what's a room?

[TheGritzky200]

doesnt this video relates 2 the video called beating your kids?

[TheEagle4588]

Ryan clean your room, FUCK YOU BITCH!!

[RaidonzGameFactory]

i would say this but i would say it in an argument way. =)

[chewinggum56]

Hey booy come here...

''pok''

wats that for??

just in case.

xD

[Ridhwanpop]

I will tell yall something funny there's it relates to Immigrants. Alright here is how it starts in Quebec there is a group called Quebec Melecious they are Sniper Men guarding the Quebec Border from USA and here's the record for 2010. 445 Mexicans Were sniped and killed due to not Making a Citizenship and crossing the border also 382 Sri Lankan has been killed by being thrown Grenade.

[BubzyWubzyChain]

I'm 13 and I found this hilarious. I used to get a beating but I never took it seriously. Anyway now I've grown up and they have stopped it. But that's what really enhances the humor in this. When you can relate to it!

[simsek03]

whys this curry face laughing at beating kids, ill body slam this fucker back to newdelhi

[LaniwonderZ]

Oh yeah... I told my parents I would call Child Service, too. No effect because they knew I didn't know the phone number and they also knew that I didn't know how to find it out, because I was like six years oldXD

[misteeq64]

@LaniwonderZ lol my mother use to say ........ Go a head i am the one who take the calls at child service lol

[virgojaempress]

lol I so did that! Told my mom I was gonna call Child Services (US) yeah she called my bluff, lol

[abot9898]

"If i get rid of one i'll just make another one!" LMAO XD

[pinkriffic]

"What the hell did you say to me? Do I look like Ryan's mum?!"

XD

[mintypatch09]

i showed this to my mom & she was horrified...yeah, i have a white mom lol

[MadDougyDane141]

"well... let me get you the phone tough guy"

[auriga9999]

upload the most perfect video on youtube. YOU STILL GET DISLIKES i dont get it.

[JoshGoldenFan352]

YOU HAVE A ROOM?!?!?! XDD

[ChynaDollUK]

He's talking about White people in the US and UK too. Many of them are too soft on their kids & the kids don't respect their parents. Hence why we barely see minority families on Super Nanny :)