Afroman - O Chronic Tree

[codygrene]

2:23



[DoneDeal28]

Nothing better than driving around Christmas Eve, blazing and putting the entire Jobe Bells album on repeat...

I'M SANTA CLAUS, BITCH! DON'T CALL ME NO MO! AND TELL YO MOMMA TO COME THROUGH CUZ SHE A HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOTHA FUCKAS!

[KamilyonEnterprise]

Ordinary people

[32k510]

getting baked on christmas & new years LOL

[RevGreen]

merryjuana christmas 2011

[Kranda123]

Best.. Christmas.. CD.. Ever.. I have my own chronic tree. I only put a Top ornament on it because otherwise it would be a sticky mess and those are not my lights.

[blaqkdeath666]

this is how i get my x-mas groove



[liefur]

@blaqkdeath666 this album has been an xmas tradition for me since its release. you ever hear the ones that didn't get put on the album? look up "let her blow" (to the tune of "let it snow" LOL)

[benjavari]

@liefur that song was on the album, your dumb.

[treeches]

clever



[TheR3ALWiz]

merry christmas chronic tree

[Dom2psn]

Who else remember this from scary movie??? Hahaa this is hilarious Merry Christmas everyone! haha

[krakendude2]

This reminds me of that Christmas were I told my friend that he couldn't smoke the Christmas tree. I let him smoke the hell out of it on Christmas day. He said, and I quote, "This is the best Christmas gift...what was I talking about?"

[FakeExp]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[Dandeagnagnd]

@FakeExp my pc is too slow. doesn't prove anything.

[FakeExp]

@Dandeagnagnd

No, it just means you'll be a better pot smoker. :)

[noftskernorman]

@FakeExp i dont need to do shit to know if im a good pot smoker. theres no good or bad pot smokers. we're all good pot smokers. if you can clear a chamber of a bowl. im sure you're a good pot smoker.

[benjavari]

@FakeExp I wouldn't take any weed advice from a guy whose name is fake experience.

[HOshmac]

Hope they don't make it legal can't make money if they do.

[Mark8D]

@HOshmac get a job and grow you own, no money problems or weed need.. 2 flies in 1 smack. Legalize

[Mark8D]

@HOshmac get a job and grow you own, no money problems or weed need.. 2 flies in 1 smack. Legalize

[Mark8D]

@HOshmac Get a job and grow your own, no money problems OR weed-need. Two flies one smack, LEGALIZE

[Mark8D]

@HOshmac get a job and grow your own, no money problems OR weed-need. LEGALIZE. Peace

[Mark8D]

@HOshmac get a job and grow your own, no money problems OR weed-need. LEGALIZE. Peace

[TheJimcat]

@HOshmac i wouldent care if i lost money coz it was legalised ide just be happy i could walk past a police officer an blow weed smoke in there face and not get arrested

[salag13]

In Oregon where im from medical weed is legal

[honder001]

an instant classic

[GtaRockt]

This year, me and my best friend will go from house to house at x-mas and sing this song.

[TheWtfOmfg]

THIS IS MY WEDDING SONG !

[choonaka]

Fuck ya bitch

[supportlegalization]

ya i wish i culd go to amsterdam

[12fig]

Sharing is caring!

[BigBadDipper]

i love fucking chronic so much

[styler1338]

lol, listening to this now and wish it could be xmas now :D

[522creed]

fuck the police

[tillicollapse182]

@522creed 

[josh06131]

cant wait till x mas dis goin 2 b blastn on xmas lol haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[joemom1]

lol 5g for 25 euros i can get 2 lbs of purple haze for free from my cousin

[Benthereal]

ya right retard.. who would give out 2 lbs...

srysly stop talking trash like a retard

[strongsad333]

joe mom shut the fuck up you obviously no nothing about pot

[joemom1]

mad cuz i got mad hooks?

[strongsad333]

mad hooks... this battle is not worth it cuz obviously ur an idiot. and if you have 2 pounds a your "purp" post a video faget

[joemom1]

lol maybe ur just ignotrant dooche bag and maybe u should talk after u know what ur talking about and only fags neet to call others fagets so they dont feel so bad about being fags go cut ur self emo!!

[piepie7777]

@joemom1 its faggot**

[Christschen88]

ahaha, yea

merry xmas bitches

[1134hell]

haha Fuck yeah, this put me in the x-mas spirit.

[furpfurp]

Recently I had a ticket dcpeeman. 60 euros. ;- )

[gonzalo123456789]

wow 60 euros?? thats like notheing

and ova here u get arrested and thrrown in jail

[furpfurp]

I'll straighten up all for you, I live near rotterdam.

Outside smoking is illegal, in coffeeshop it isn't..

Having plants at home is legal, 4 or 5 plants,without a permit.

They cannot arrest you for having it with you, besides if its more than i thought about 5 gramm. that's about 25 euros weed. a ''voordeelzak''. Unless you're under 18 ofcourse. If you smoke it outside, and they catch you smoking it, they can give you a ticket, 60 euros.

(:

Greets, and smoke some weed :D

[dcpeeman]

No way, 150 eu fine, or let them take your weed so they can burn it ( need to sign a paper ect. )

[mbrcanton12]

dude...that is amazing. screw america man im goin over there!

[dzakol]

@furpfurp what if you disguise it as a cigarette stick? :D would they know? lol

[furpfurp]

@dzakol

actually that is sometimes been done, however most people won't take so much preparation because you still will smell it, and still, the smell is very familiar among the people in Holland so, nobody would look up for it.

Don't forget to take the filter out.

[dzakol]

@furpfurp ayt thanks m8! :)

[kottonmouthkings000]

yeah its legal in amsterdam i dont live htere but iv looked it up befor

[MicLODsonKDYboxes]

Weed aint legal in Amsterdam, its just decriminalized, they could arrest you if they wished, There's even a bust in Amsterdam on youtube.

[ssweeneytodd]

they sell weed in stores

[MicLODsonKDYboxes]

Still illegal, just decriminalized.

[420GanjaRello]

Your a fucking idiot, decriminalization means you cant get in shit for posessing it, it means you cant sell or grow without permits, its just "frowned" upon by the nonsmokers, so quit making your self look like a moron and shut the fuck up

AND, any kind of weed can have seeds, thats how they reproduce dip shit

[MicLODsonKDYboxes]

'cant get in shit for posessing it' well, in Amsterdam, its almost true, but weed isn't legal, only possession of small quantities is decriminalized, it's a non-criminal offence like a parking ticket.

you basically confirmed that i was right.

'it means you cant sell or grow without permits'

hence the reason it's still illegal, thats why every so often there are busts in Amsterdam. And if you were found with a large quantity of weed, they could arrest you, but the chances are small.

[MicLODsonKDYboxes]

also, learn to read.

I wasn't the one who said Chronic can't have seeds.

nice one.

[420GanjaRello]

Yeah the sale and growing part you need a permit, which is not hard to get, its like owning a business licence. there are permited smoking areas in public places. if they could bust you for the hell of it amsterdam wouldent be so popular, its like drinking, designated areas, otherwise not permitted, and theres age limits and shit. get your facts strait bitch.

[MicLODsonKDYboxes]

my facts are right, they can bust you in Amsterdam.

It happens.

[420GanjaRello]

Is Having a bottle of rum illegal? no, proving my point, Pot has the same standards as alcohol in amsterdam, theres just rules on it that you have to abide by

[MicLODsonKDYboxes]

how is "Is Having a bottle of rum illegal? no, proving my point, ", seriously explain how the fuck that has to do with anything, and also.. you started this argument over me correcting someone saying its legal, when its not.. so your argument is invalid.

[420GanjaRello]

read what i said you fucking inbred, DOPE(WEED MARIJUANA POT REEFER GANJA) HAS THE SAME RULES AS ALCOHOL ITS NOT ILLEGAL,

[MicLODsonKDYboxes]

same rules, well that's bullshit,

there's a reason Legalization, Decriminalization and Legalization are words, the ALL have different meaning, 'the same rules' if that's so decriminalization wouldn't need to be a word.

Even a simple google search 'is cannabis illegal in Amsterdam' will give you the answer.

It's under the gedoogbeleid (spelled right?) policy.

:)

[woolruss]

actually legalization and legalization both have the same meaning, could that be because they are the same hmmmmmm

[furpfurp]

Im from holland.

It is legal to have 4 or 5 plants at home, without a permit. dont know the exact number.

[dabeav69]

ur my new hero :)

[furpfurp]

haha ya welcome (:

[brizelet]

wait cronic dosnt have seeds

[wentz420]

really really really good chronic

[marcisthabest]

yo weedfans come to amsterdam!!

its legal out here.

[savoth91]

There about to make it illegal for foreigners though.

[SykzMc]

Thats a lie, they would lose all tourists

[savoth91]

no its not a lie look it up there trying to pass it over there because our goverement says its illegal and there catching shit its the same reason the swiss are turning in fugitives you should really look in to stuff before you call somebody a a liar

[mmegdaniel]

@marcisthabest hell yeaa!!!!! i wanna go ther so fuckin bad!

[grimeboi08]

@marcisthabest dude ure lucky shit so many times ive had to run from the police

[ThaRealSaint5]

@marcisthabest this guy sounds like one of them dudes that lure you to a hotel and do you like hostel or somethin lol

[JonnyJustSpunkiied]

@ThaRealSaint5 Hahaha Id re-enact Hostel if I was high :D

[JsMcGrath3]

@marcisthabest i wish it was legal in canada :( maybe one day

[jfredgate]

@marcisthabest yo ill be right there let me pack my bong 

[foxrider1054]

@marcisthabest it was almost legal in california

[WaVeBoArDbOyS]

@marcisthabest hell ya nigga! when im 18 im moving there!!!! :)

[XXX9Alex9XXX]

@marcisthabest who give a fuck if its legal i still blaze

[onlycrit1995]

@marcisthabest weed isnt legal in Amsterdam, cops just look the other way

[benjavari]

@onlycrit1995 Not true do research.  It is legal for shop's and houses that have the license. Since the induction of the less liberal family party they have cut back, but it is still legal.

[shadowout4u]

@marcisthabest its legal here in Los Angeles Too

[noftskernorman]

@marcisthabest only for the residents of Amsterdam :(

[makinghiphoplive]

hahha lol this is so funny

[mercurymafia]

if it was legal then most people would just move on to the next best

[TRiPZEASTLOS323]

HELL NAW

[holyknight70]

idk about you but that seems like a good thing.

[8past8]

no u dumb arse it'll just be like alcohol or coffee or ciggarettes... i personally think if it was legal the governments will just jack the prices up...

[Christschen88]

lol, this song is even funnier when u r stoned as hell !

[xXAColdDayInHellXx]

even if it bacame legal and had taxes on it... ud still have all the dealers sellin it at the same prices they are now.. and u couldnt get arrested for it

[jc987]

It's not legal because it is IMPOSSIBLE to tax because of that reason.

You're right dealers would be selling it at the same price, maybe a little higher.

[Redrizzle187]

fuck the politix .. legalize tha herb

[AlexLane2]

smoke it cause it illegal no gangstaa gonna smoke it if its legal pfffft yaaaa

[libby69er]

omg i love it coz its soooooooo leagal and cool lol

[putrisignu]

so hard to sell, I want it all for me

[HMWFish]

FREEE SICX!!!!!!

[duh0202]

ano ung song nila na sounds like wonderful tonight?

[egillbirnir]

HELP LEGALIZE WEED!!!!

CALL 1973-409-3274

make sure to dial 1

press pound

all we need is 1 million votes to present it to barack to legalize !!!

DONT BELIEVE ME ?? JUST CALL TO FOUND OUT

*make sure to copy and paster everywhere on youtube*

[Lacara008]

But just think

If weed is legalized

It will be so much more expensive

Cause all the taxes and bullshit like that

But it would be sweet just to go to the store

and buy some marajuana ciggarettes

[HMWFish]

if yer a fuckin dumb piece of shitte

[hairyredstapler]

but u have to think, it costs $400 to produce a pound of the herb yet it retails on the street for $2000+. it is a major cash crop because of its illegality but if it was legalized production costs would fall and abundance of the crop would grow, thus the price would fall even after taxation

[GoLakers09Champs]

yea but think about it

what makes you think dealers r gunna stop slangin

cuz alot of people arent gunna be buyin the legal bud from stors cuz of taxes thats why they would go to the neighborhood homeboy and pick up

[luisini]

actually the prices for marijuana are astronomic, even in the netherlands. the reason for that is that weed biz ist just uneconomic. on the black market you often have a row of dealers that made their profit on the weed ur smokin. and in netherlands its still illegal to grow mj in large amounts and sell it. the shops have to go to dealers and growers too. so if the state just organizes well, weed would be much cheaper, even with taxes.

[InsomniacOfTV]

Naw don't legalize weed. Government will tax the fuck out of it and will cost much more.

[darthgoosius]

stop sucking cock,Max

[pljucaa]

the point:still smokin'

[pljucaa]

i want all for me,that's why the cops comin' at my house last year..

[phantom2468]

Can you get the song violent night?

[yamum127]

E's r better

[StoopidKatt]

yeah this a song ta sit around the fire in back witcha boyz N smoke some shit too!

[425EverettWA]

hell ya i wanna a chronic tree

[modianos]

smoke wicha boy one time! chronic tree

[ramoneschick1]

Lol its hard to sell i want it all for me haha!. I love that, 5 stars

[Jimmyboy69er]

so so so true

Eggroll42

[guitargodgod]

Tis the season to be Jolly :)

[cannabisconnoisseurs]

lol chronic dont have seeds,

[budmonster420]

if you dont take the males away from the females you can. males pollen which seeds the female.

[Toadphillips]

is that how seedless watermelon works?

[budmonster420]

i dont think so. i think its more chemical...but dont quote me

[69blair69]

omg...you guys are so smart..how do you know this shit..and i...i am so high man...woah....hahahaha...somke some weed! and legalize it! he ha

[Necromenger]

what are you talking about?

[budmonster420]

how you get seeds in your weed. if you dont kill the males, you will get seeds in your weed.

[yamum127]

yep

[MaDFuRiT86]

When a male enters the stage of flower development, the tips of the branches where a bud would develop will start to grow what looks like a little bud (little balls) but it will have no white hairs coming out of it. Females will have no balls and will have small white hairs, male plant will have little thc and also the female if it is polinated..will just make you sick

[windmonkey95]

defenitly playin dis on christmas

[Formula170]

im gettin high tomorrow wit my niggas and we gunna listen to all afroman, i swear this song cost $5 to make and i bet its gunna sounds like a multi million dollar project to us ha

[fuzballstud]

lol i hear you man

[lilzig420]

If you like this song, you should download Afroman's album A Colt 45 Christmas, it's has other hilarious songs like Frosty and Deck My Balls. ^^

[Christschen88]

Maybe u should upload these. ^_^

[Fireupatree]

lol too funny

[carriecare]

i bet you if the government smoked weed, there would be no wars, or stupid rules.

[Eggroll42]

true dat. and everybody would love everybody. the government just doesnt want to give up their power. thats why they made weed illegal. they know that they would lose their power if everyone was smoking it

[robinhorules99]

Everyone needs to smoke themselves a big old blunt and chill the fuck out. I dont even have a band but listen to some music and chill with yourselfves, thanks afroman.

[chrisakayousah]

hahahahahaaaa XD

[fuckyoubitchasspunk]

same here