Ideas Unlimited

[SwampThing48]

I thought he said ideas are like headlights...and then spent a moment very very confused.

[jwebb232]

ZOMG!!! I was wondering what that book was!! I would have figured it out, but I don't read books ...

[rainbowchicklol123]

your hair is parted the wrong way LOL :D ILY

[starholder5]

I think Wheezy should read from that book in one of his new videos and then only the people who've watched this vid will know what it is!

[CourtFtw]

I held my breath longer than you, HA

[thethirdbroomstick]

life is upgraded its not a book anymore it's an iPhone app

[singinlover1]

f*ck i just got hit by a book! ohhh its a book of ideas!*opens it* haha im not going to like justin beiber.

[PlasticInk]

0:27-0:29 I thought you were just humping the door really loud. xD

[crowhoganfan]

I have the book I just hate to read.



[sportsstar1998]

The book didn't choose 15 people. Therefore, thoses fifteen people are jealous of Craig. So they decided to dislike this video.

People are so WEIRD!

[fitzsimons3]

Right when you said the coffee was done, the coffee in my house was done also. Weird!

[RiverSolitaire]

You look like a chubby Ringo Starr

[JaxxenMan]

with that voice I thought of soyer (most likely spelled wrong...) from LOST which by the way you got me into watching.

[emmedalby]

i find you really attractive

love scarlett johansson

[CMiller1334]

Batman sounds!

[imjohnandyouare]

If the ideas book finds us, then in Soviet Russia we find the book. I must go to Russia and find that book!!

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[Fashoniesta]

so the book is basically a leather Chunk Norris. you don't find it,it finds you

[ARR624]

What about creative people before books were invented?

[bigboy8338]

that wasnt 5 seconds...

[66CrtS]

I can prove you wrong!! Hahahaha!: the person that wrote that book had to think of all those ideas. Unless a god made it materialize. and than throws it at your house.. then i can't. why do i always think of reasons that i could be wrong after i prove myself right. ?~:-S

[Tannerislegend]

"i don't feel like im learning anything but your words make me wanna clean myself, and that's a rare feeling for me"

that my Bearded King, is pure Au

[MrDeleteble]

0:27 almost sounds like "pounded in that blue snail."

[After0808]

I WANT THAT BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ILoveBlairAndElle]

i got my book yesterday. I am honered.

[Nooblius]

Is this book real? Where can I get one from

[Runehee555]

0Oooooooooooh!!!

[jdefuria24]

HOLY FUCK I CALLED THE BOING WHEN HE WAS DOING THE BOOM, POW, ETC.

I win.

And you can't do nothing about it.

Loser.

[GumiYummi]

LOL I -3 wheezy to death! Seriously if I saw him I would be like ILY and then he would die. *quotes from older vids ftw!

[e98tlfc]

i have the book

[DarkMaximilian]

you are wierd.... i like u :)

[kafre67151]

That was only three seconds, Wheezy.

[Jamie6675]

u should shave your beard off i bear u 2

[mynxiejynxie]

<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iloveny259]

10 people dont have the book

[resistrain]

no need to subscrible to ideas unlimited, the book says i am the book. hmmm

[Nikoliaz]

2:31 coke face

[DeathSkwid]

So now the question is: who's the author of the book? Lol

[BelgianKillerDuck]

@DeathSkwid There's a rumor that Morgan Freeman wrote it...

[azure465]

HAHHAHAH

that spin jump to the coffe fucking made my day XDDD

[drumskater337]

IS IT A REAL BOOKKK?????????????

[stonejones1]

@drumskater337 You're stupid.

[scotteful]

the book found me :DDDD

[smartkitmj]

I <3 your Settlers of Catan mug. Where did you get it?

[DeathSkwid]

Hey look. The room darkens as he goes on. He probably had a lot of takes.

[farfinmosker]

You look sweaty in this video. :)

[teethingonrazors]

haha. Lady gaga stole hers from madonna. Zing!

[rstephensonable]

"Get off your butt and do stuff..." Exactly.  Thank you, sir!

[PurpleAuzzie]

"You might also want to check for head lice, you can never be too careful"

I scratched my hair. :S

[mattC124]

Is that an actual book? I want one.

[sierrac13]

well the spin jump seemed like a work out....

[AirPowerFTW]

10 people are just jealous that they don't have any good ideas.

[ilovepie61]

so i'm subscribed to the book, but it hasn't come to my roof yet. can i borrow yours?

[qazninja3]

really srsly where do i get this book i can't find it!!! D:

[iLovesyou100]

I had a good idea, I watched ur video AND subscribed to u...i do not have the book...

[BloodAndCookiesx]

Loose nail sounded like blue snail to me...

[jimbob94]

Man I love wheezy waiter and how incredibly awe inspiring his videos are whilst making me lol out of my face.

[ronnoc510]

One of your best videos, I think.

[iWolfWaffles]

@deathswriter lmao

[Matt7425]

*thud*

I have the book!!

It told me to subscribe to you?

hmm... sure why not.

[BloodPuls3]

lol i found out about wheezywaiter in a raywilliamjohnson vid now i prefer wheezywaiter to him X [).

[MsPineappleCan]

Where have You been all my life? ;-)

[DiN0x33]

Lol 9 dislikes

[jgarza15770]

@DiN0x33 Yup, those poor, sad, idealess 9 people...

[Mscchirsch]

Umm..... Two things: I almost peed because i was laughing so hard when your book fell and u woke up, and 2) During the book pointing, I found out you have very pretty eyes. Dark hazel. Pretty. Actually, there's a hird one, To me, you and the Vlog Brothers are tied for first in my heart ! <3 love you guys, makin' me smile all the time.... well.... whenever I'm on youtube!

[CheesePickleMonkey]

Who wrote the book?

[DontBelieveInDragons]

SPIN JUMP!

[deathswriter]

The book found me. It hit my head. WHERE THE HELL IS MY ROOF?!

[ThePsch]

thumbs up if you think he sorta looks like dave matthews during the close-ups.

[SammehChick]

OMG AT THAT EYE BLINKING O_O

[DanaDeranged999]

Wheezywaiter, you have also fueled my creepy beard fetish. And i love you for that. :D

[isaacmakesvideos]

Who's idea was it to wright the book.... Huh!?!?!? Moooohahaha cought you! Fool! (just kidding your wise and beardly)

[losermythpatheloser]

You're my hero and you keep me alive. Thank you wheezy :)

[wetfootblues]

"lady gaga stole hers from madonna" OHH!

[nwadgnikaerb]

have you ever had a speech impediment? i only ask because i have and i recognize my own struggles in these outtakes

[sethboy66]

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[helloitsandrew]

@PiTapPiTap FAIL.

[zorinka17girl]

Can I get that part at 3:03 all by itself somehow? I would do it, but Id need an idea for that.. and clearly you're the idea man, so help me out here... just a simple girl living in a lonely world. :)

[regularguy5mb]

That explains so much...

[cellardoorghibli]

How come you had Woody Allen from Annie Hall playing in the background ?

[norb7771]

Lady Gaga, well she stole her's from Madona. (gasps) Ooooooooooooooh!

[Tellytatter]

@norb7771 That took a lot of creativity

[omnidoug]

Awesome! Favorited.

[deathblock9789]

My book is 100 chapters long, but asks me to do stuff I could never do : /

[Beccawonthegame]

Well, now the world knows. Thanks for blowing the secret, Wheezy. (no one was supposed to know about the book!)

[JAGSTER1235]

i have an idea drink hot chocolate instead of coffee thats why i dont need the book i have a brain

[malalalell]

LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL

SPIN JUMP TO THE COFFEE.

[tselliott]

You. Are. Awesome.

[sensaway]

WHAT?!?!

lol

[ithascome612]

hey, if aliens exist they deserve a show.

[kdub8710]

you said zip weird.

[Snoflakeochaos]

Thats why I keep getting woken up by a stupid book hitting my head in the mornings through my window....

[icymargarita10]

haha, "whaaat?"

[legislato]

hm...you have gain' weight....:P

[muffinbandit13]

Sometimes I think the people who wink for you are high.

[PuperCaptainFalcon]

the book finds me... a'ight... and my name is CHUCK NORRIS

[IsaacGolle]

yea I have that book too

[alwaystextback]

You are the source of my ideas. You welcome, or I am. I'm not sure. We're both welcome here.

[bubbamax3]

hey i just noticed you have a settlers of catan coffe cup =0

[youlosttehgame]

Do you get beard lice?

[youlosttehgame]

LOL hillbilly Craig xD

[suppastar101]

you have tiny fingers

[webkiller01954]

how shit 

[LetnLifeBe]

you are genius sir

[BBROTANGO]

ROTFL... oh goodness I need to go pee! (Says right here in the book)

[chronoflect]

I write those books.

[WatchingMatthew]

haha that book by air mail was hilarious!

I was in stitches of laughter :)

[myeyesarelenses]

can you make fun of lady gaga more often? it's refreshing.

[JonathanTammelin]

you have a new fan at your window. :D

just in case you wonder what it was :D

[PunkRocker290]

2:21 Zing!

[iheart48]

jump kick a pillow haha :)

[AmandaVonPanda]

Favorited the vid because of the Lady gaga/Madonna joke, lolz! ^^

[Ghostslayer66666]

WTF a fan.......AAAAAHHH!!!!!!

[randomsilance]

@PjMonito Just because someone has their eyes poked out does not mean that they will automatically know how to read braille!

[Cyraxtwentyone]

Those werent seconds, you sir, are a liar!

[MultiMiniMike]

i got an idea for your book. a sensor on top of the roof that lets the book in. but no other flying books, maybe give it some kind of ID card? wait. i cant have an idea, i dont have the book :(

[brownurbany]

you should wear a headband, 'cause your forehead is sweaty. You could do an 80ies video. The headband would fit in. (I read that in MY ideas-book)

[njdss4]

"Hey, if aliens exist, they deserve a show." Best line I've heard in a while!

[LoverOfMusic120]

I didn't thow away my clothes.

[IvarHuisman]

I did both!

[TheSickness14]

When you were.... uhh.... "spinjumping"to the coffee it kinda look like one of those wierd MTV Europe commercials, it's kind of creepy sometimes.

[SimsRealityFan]

Thumbs up if you're the 38,368 viewer!!! :D

[Wulf96]

ideas sound like herpes

[TheRavenwyn]

You are a dirty, dirty man...you have fouled my life with this horrible video. Be happy I do not have said book to beat you with. You are a waiter? You never even offered us a cup of coffee...no tip for you sir, no tip this day.

[RJ23project]

i love shirts and pants :)

[McPhale]

Well, I have a copy of the Necronomicon. Thank you Miskatonic University Library!

Way better than an idea book.

[BlueMoonz55]

I luv him!

[Steaksngainers]

i had an idea!

::spinjumps into action::

[crazypianodude44]

When you scratched your head i scratched mine too - it's like yawns...

[TomReillytv]

what editing program do you use?

[mij194]

I subscribe to that book for my writing. It should be somewhere in the late 3,000s of pages. My editions keep getting lost in the mail, though. Oh well, they are great ideas, anyway.

[butlerproman]

This is why I don't subscribe to Fred, Shane Dawson, and a whole host of other lameoids. They don't have the book. It's also why my brain is devoid of creative ideas, which explains why I stare into space and drool most of the time.

[SabreMaiden]

"Hey, if aliens exist they deserve a show."

[ldyriddle]

Thumbs up for the Gaga snap!

[JW41926]

I like page 239.... "Type a smartass comment"

I freakin' loved that wink. New ring tone?

[HELLSFURYRISE]

BUT IDEAS DONT MAKE YOU ITCH YOUR HEAD. DO THEY MAKE YOUR HEAD ITCH

[ZimboJambo]

do a compilation of all your winks ;)

[lundopictures]

Was hoping for the super mario spin jump sound effect. But I understand. The book hath not foretold it.

[HBomb2k0s]

I love the way you say zip, say it again! :)

[smeyers83]

"You in the close up" sounds like Beetlejuice!

[AleifrLeifrson]

That book doesn't exist does it? =(

[fritos1445]

@AleifrLeifrson maybe you don't exist!

[CrazyD90]

So thats were you got the idea to make breathing your thing. i still say you should just get angry so people can say nice things about you.

[yofoghorn]

There is a store in our area that gives ideas. It's called "WAGIC", the "What a really good idea" store!

[RumbleroarsArmy]

You stole the idea that Lady Gaga steals her ideas from Madonna.

[thedude97000]

lol

[pandaveio]

OMG best wink evAr

[infiniteinthatmoment]

Dear Wheezy Waiter,

Black people don't get headlice.

Love,

April :]

[TheBarryAT]

@infiniteinthatmoment What about bob marley?

[infiniteinthatmoment]

@TheBarryAT Lol. Bob Marley's scalp is not my business, but I believe he is just half black, so Idk. Maybe he can only halfway repel lice? :p

[pineappleboyfilms]

i watch your ideas. so i don't need any. i saw you editing the spin jump part last night on set. i have been behind the curtain, i have seen the wizard, and now i just want to go home.

[AsideBsideTV]

That wink was epic

[XxLongLiveEdwardxX]

never stop making videos...EVER! u are what i look forward to every week day....so dont stop!!

[Minus3Hertz]

Wheezy: You wrote the description while lying in bed, not laying in bed. Laying is not a word.

[TheKidwithaKamera]

@Minus3Hertz Heil! Heil! Grammar Nazi Heil! ;D

[vukeidge]

In soviet Russia, book find you!

[ThatCanadianCouple]

Thumbs up for nose picking! Hahaha

[00Yahiko]

I accidentally clicked the covergirl make up add... YOU CANNOT UNSEE SUCH THINGS!!!

[Grylls4Ever]

arg i think he's trying to tell me to read more books :(

[scar9000]

But Weezy, why don't I just mug you and take the book ?

[chibilove92]

Spin jump -MARIO!~

[juniperlei]

Did you know that july 12 is cow appreation day

[SpinnerMC]

9 people accidentally rated this video a thumbs down.

[myrc60]

did anyone else notice how this is his 341th upload and its 3:41 long? O.o

[9nEVeRfoRgET11]

Marry me <3

[IWantLandingSnow]

In Soviet Russia, Book finds YOU!