The real AGONY and Burial Applicant Lyrics

[Sk8erPrinceGG]

God, I didn't know that The Gazette loved swearing in their songs.

[100percentorangerose]

Danm u Ruki-kun u know how to get fain girls major nosebleeds!

[Jeri332]

oh my god that is so funny!

[spiritsoftheangel]

He seriously did that humping thing at a concert........? 0.o

[33harajukugirl]

haha my mom thought it said masturbation too!!

[zopopati]

This is something I would expect from Ruki.

Matsu-San's subliminal messages.

This was great. HILARIOUS!!. :D

[piaka56]

Bet Ruki-san was horny when he wrote Agony :$

[mitsuki152]

LOL love the burial applicant lyrics

ruki's english pronunciation makes me cringe, but it does make for some hilarious parodies xD

[horohorotrey12]

OMG!

Great! xD

Love Your Lyrics xDD

[ChainedInnocence]

This is still funny even after I've seen it lots of times.

[MsDiReNgReY]

LOL

can't believe these are the real lyrics, i just can't imagine ruuki and the guys sopinning up those weird lyrics ^^ hahaha

[Mann1979HH]

@MsDiReNgReY

WAS IST DEIN AUFTRAG?

What is your assignment? :o)

[iamdattebayo]

me sexeh me sexeh XD epic win

[33harajukugirl]

@iamdattebayo i cracked up when i heard that and my mom was like.... oookeeeeyyyy..... XD

[XxDarkKawaiixX]

there's problem with these fake lyrics.. :P

Ruki is japanese not English .. and thats the way he spells wrong words.. :P

[vikaz98]

omg it too funny...hahaha

[rukibyou]

hahahahahahaha xD *laugh* its very funny

[101shonenjumpfreak]

Yura Yura Yura toes LMAO x'D

[hajisayagirl]

That is serously what I thought the lyrics was!

[SerabiBeaufort]

This is probably like my 20th time watching it LOL.

[khgk]

I love it!! xDDD I laugh so much. ♥

"How do you take a shower?

Let's see two gays" love it.

[XdarkxmisfitX]

haha that was epic xD

[JalmariPOWER]

I just couldn't stop laughing! I will never listen those songs same way again...

[GentleTomBoyGirl]

"Nigga sued my new dada,so my dad used those yoes" AHAHAHAHAHA

[Aizakae]

Omg!

Ahahahahahahahhaaha!!!

"lets see two gays. This is a masterbation"

dude! lol!

sposed to be

"Let's sing to you again.

This is last copulation."

Holy lord thats funny... It sounds MUCH more like the vids words XD

[dariakr]

IT IIIIISSS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!! just screw one with the mail!! XDDD WHAT THE HECK!!!

SHAVE UR BEARD.. like came out of nowhere.. P-E-R-F-E-C-T ! ! ! !

[GloomyBearEat]

Shave your beard!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!

[loelmidori]

I think I died

buuut came back to type this comment

I loved the Agony one hoshit that was too much

but burial appplicant could've been better

I cannot believe you said Nigga

thats bold

ima watch one mo' gain

and die all over........O.o again

bai

XOXO

[iiSextended]

These guys are freaks. I think they're hot but they're freaks.

[xxShosukexx]

Its so accurate!

[TraceofHatred]

"SHAVE IT WHEN YOUR DEAD"

i was laughing til the video ended..

ON ITS SECOND PLAY THROUGH XDDD

[SerejaneChanNini]

"SHAVE YOUR BEARD!!!!" xD

I love this video so much! It's so funny. I can watch it as many times as i want ( is this right? °///° ) and I always lie on the floor for laughing xDD

everytime i hear one of both songs, I mostly just understand this lyrics... anyway... good job xD it's really amusing ^^

[salishna]

Go get milk for me..me sexehhh!!!

MOO ME BACK, HO!!

who knew ruki loved cows so much xDxD

[salishna]

duuude ruki's advice is awesome: SHAVE YOUR BEEAARRDD!!

YES!! bearded ones, you heard him XD

[NihonjinAishiteru]

"It's a madder matinée", haha :DD So Ruki can also speak french, hu? xDDDDD

[jrockcindy123]

XDDDD "Oh, those yura yura yura toes So they mail to washington"

[VickyHP]

SHAVE YOUR BEEEAAAAAAAARD!!!!!

[deadapple]

Dear god, this is too amusing for words. Ruki and his dirty masturbation and feeling lyrics... *shakes head*

& him humping that rail gate just sums it all up, really.

You're ace for making this video ;P

[d4nnnnnnnnnny]

ROFLL @ ruki and his pole XD

[miscellanousmodel]

Lmfaoo xDDD HAAHH!! I lovee it. I wanna be that pole~ ^-^

[xxbillkaulitzxxx]

same here,then again dont we all?

ah to grind with ruki <3

[YaoiSama]

um if you know these aren't the real lyrics you should change the title, it's very misleading

[earnestdavis]

does it actuall says nigga at 4:34 lololooooo owhhhhhhhhhhh

[TomokoChan]

I wish I was that rail.

........

Otherwise, damn, this fuckin' rocks! >8D

[xXxInazumaxXx]

omg that was so funny!! xD

[IDrownedMyGoldfish]

When I first heard this I actually thought they said 'Gay! Until you take a shower' xD

[xjapan97]

-Oh shit! Open to me ♪

-Let's see two gays ♪

-How do you take a shower? ♪

-I can milk that

-Use, sex me ♪

-Go get milk ♪

Hahahahaha, amazin job XD Just GREAT!

[kianmako]

OMG HAHAHAHHA. I seriously died watching this. I'm supposed to be doing English hw...but that totally failed! THIS WAS WAY TOO DISTRACTING.

OH SHIT~ IT WAS DONE TOO MUCH. XD OMG BURIAL APPLICANT was HILARIOUS. AGONY is one thing, but I never even THOUGHT about how Japanese sounds like English.

first time I've laughed so hard...this year o.o and in a long time. Took some stress off my finals. XD

THANKS FOR POSTING~~

[xNamelessLibertyx]

what u wrote was exactly wat i thought he was saying when i first listened to agony O.o !!

[xNamelessLibertyx]

XDDDDDDDDDD !! lmfao so so funny XD especially burial applicant

[101shonenjumpfreak]

i was singing this on the bus today as my friend was it recording on my cell it was classic XD i love this song gazette they own!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^____________^

[naomiotakugazeneko]

ruki is so HOT owo

[YujiBillie]

0_0 lmao!

[Valyria]

can't stop watching.... That rail is going to be very shiny when he is done

[ljhvfrefkwyoigf]

DUDE!!

is this the real lyrics???

[JROCKBBY]

whoa! ruki humping that thing was Hot LOL

[TSUNADE5566]

lol you did do a pretty good job on it it sounded like it...

[startledbyhishuge]

GAY

xD

[UnIQuENotWeird]

OMG. THIS MADE MY DAY. XD

And I seriously did think that Ruki was saying "This is masturbation!" when I first listened to this song. xDD;;

[Valyria]

best line

[MCRinez]

You can't make a fucker sick, once he wants you! x''D

[magdelenel]

Okay, Ruki humping the banister was too fucking hot. I died laughing though XD

[SheridanSinclair]

lmao! XD

lol'd so bad XD

[flipabannana]

how d u take a shower??? lmao tht cracked me up xD gimme tht dong i hate tht dong lol! and the burial applicant one

GO GET MILK U CANT SELL PEE THT SLOW i practically fell laughing!!

[Lynn358]

that's funny as hell, but you misspelled 'masturbation'. xD

[ButabaraAma]

answered that already :0

[jrockinmyheart]

masturbation spells that not masterbation x''D

[6gatsu8ka]

well... maybe she spelled it that way on purpose? because Ruki is a master? I don't know... ;J

[ButabaraAma]

hell yeah~ master of the masturbation! >D

[Toviih]

. . . marry me?`

er, hehe, i have never laughed so hard at a video, burial applicant was the best ever.

can i use those words for a misheard lyrics of mine, might put it on youtube but write that all cc goes to you? (a)

[ButabaraAma]

sure as long as i get credit or you'll hear from my LAWYER >:0 not really but yeah xD

[xtowani]

ROFLLLL love it <3

[myexodusxo]

Omd, I was lmao the wholoe time.

These lyrics are better than the real ones, heh...

[AffyZala]

XD That had to be one of the funniest things I ever saw

[KojiShikage]

I died. I swear I died. xDD

[shinji969]

I lol'd through the whole thing.... xD

[terriplzplz]

LOLOL.

[magicalanna]

I'm not even kidding

when I say

this is still hilarious after 8 months....

[weelittlemen]

No. No way. What are you doing with that hand rail Ruki? (O)___(O)

[Eragon3252]

shave ur beard? lmfao!

[AnGazettEmagoria]

omg lol! te burial applicant one is sopo friggen funny!

[kibaloverforlife]

Sorry, I meant Ruki**

[kibaloverforlife]

Riku is a sexy beast.

[xtowani]

OMG RUKI <333333333

What song were gazette playing in that part where ruki is like sliding on that thingie? <3

[ButabaraAma]

noooooo idea @_@;; sorry

[Azurite13377]

go to hell. in decomposition beauty..

[NyappySayu]

LOOL

hilarious !! <3333333333333

[XxXRainbowGashesxXx]

the nigga part made my day xDD

[KissTheCoffe]

Shave your beard!

[punkmev]

holy shit XD I seriously cant stop laughing...and Nice With Ruki grinding that pole, wish you'd use the one of him thrusting tho *wink*...but that was funny...lol

[JeaTin]

HAHA so cool ^-^

This is just what I understood the first time hearing^^

[yarrpirateharz]

My mom thought that he was saying "Masturbation" at times. XD lulz. AAAND "How do you take a shower". roflcopterz~

[Halibel20]

OMG!!! is very funny,Let's see two gays jajaja

[nnyrim]

At times, it was really funny! It sounded like what he was sayin'!

But it sometimes sounded like he was saying something different, but not close to what he's really sayin', and still funny!

As for Burial Applicant, I know all the lyrics, so I can only think of it as it is...

[SuChan01]

XDDDD

So funny <3

"Shave your beard"...xDDDDDDD

[NyappyYuki]

so xDD

its funny

and ruki needs some english-lessons o_o

but ok ^.^

[shimcaa]

poor ruki T.T.....and when i heared for first time this song it wasnt that bad,i understand....is it just me?XD...OH SHIT!it was done too much OH SHIT!oh,pardon me! OH SHIT!it was done too much OH SHIT!dont came near me......it should be like that.... poor ruki....

[shimcaa]

poor ruki T.T.....and when i heared for first time this song it wasnt that bad,i understand....is it just me?XD...OH SHIT!it was done too much OH SHIT!oh,pardon me! OH SHIT!it was done too much OH SHIT!dont came near me......it should be like that.... poor ruki....

[Kakashi324]

"Hey! How do you take a shower?!" Aww...poor Ruki. XDXDXD You have to make more of these!!

Oh, thanks for putting in that clip of Ruki...you know, the whole sexual harrasing of the rail...bad Ruki!

~Kai

[NyappyxSekai]

OMG XDDD

ruki PLEASE Takes English lessons! @_@

[EurekaseveNfanatic]

lmfao that was sooo funny i literally could not stop laughing!

u totally *rock* :D

[XSoundJunkieX]

ahh~ azn pole-humpgrinding<3

[morinohana]

go get milk for me omg rofl XD

[theshade11]

SHAVE YOUR BEARD!!! omg cant stop laughing.

[theshade11]

SHAVE YOUR BEARD!!! omg cant stop laughing.

[theshade11]

SHAVE YOUR BEARD!!! omg cant stop laughing.

[mickichapella]

It was funny when my brother saw Ruki grinding against the railing. He's like wtf?! I actually had to explain it to him. ha ha! But, this song and the ruki clip= HOT!

[TakeruSuG]

2:04 XDDDDD

Sooo Cuute

Ruki,Kai,Aoi,Reita und Uruha I Love YA <333

[KyoAndEdward]

OMG. THOSE ARE SO THE REAL LYRICS!

THANK YEW FOR POSTING THIS, I LOVE IT!

*__*

XD I can't stop laughing.

[Shiiinz]

"It's a madder matinée" xDDD

ooow shiiiit !!

[lizzey]

OMFG.

HAHAHAHA!

the burial applicant lyrics were so funny.

hahahaaaa. xD

[Chiyuki12]

this is freaking hilarious!

[ahtiingg]

LMAO at Burial Applicant part XD

[Canda]

The Burial Applicant one almost made me fall from my chair! xD

"Go get milk, for me!" LOLOL That's legendary xD

It was really funny!! Ruki needs to improve his pronunciation... or not, it's way cuter like this!

Anyway, yay for you <3!

[YuzurihaChan]

So funny XD I love it!

[NarikoKun]

OHMYGOD.

If this isn't win, then let the world implode NOW. XDD

[[ I love you. Love you so much. xD ]]

[MESSYmePVsubs]

ZOMG!

Holy shit...

Hilarious!

[urker0]

Let's see two gays ,

This is a masturbation ^^

[eatshin]

Lolllllll

Man! Thats awesome!

[03kingh]

I CAN MILK THAT LMFAOOOOOOOO

[xHelloProjectFanx]

LMFAO XDD!!!!!

[Kittykitt129]

omg "moo me back, ho" lol. "They don't touch like me, let's see two gays", if that wasn't hilarious, i don't know what was, and the toes thing actually halway added up in the end.

[ken23456]

you are right it's the same as you written XD

[yinn101]

Damnnn

Soo funny!

I almost cried

[asiannx]

LMFAO. this is so fckin funny

[narutoboy2010]

no1 hears yo fat boy at the very beginning except me!? that sucks T_T

[Canda]

Actually, I do hear "yo' fat boy" too xDDD

But I dunno what he really says... Maybe he says "Fu** you" no idea o.ó

[CircusOfBlood]

"LET'S SEE TWO GAYS"!!! XDXD oh my god XD

"YOU CAN'T SELL PEE THIS SLOW!" i almost died in laugh when i saw burial applicant "lyrics" XDXDXD

[LinzerDinzer]

Hell yeah, I can milk that.

[piccolloy]

LMAO ROFL!!!! "GO GET MILK"/"HOW DO YOU TAKE A SHOWER" HAHAHAHAHAHA i'm supposed to be studying for my exam tmr but this made my day hahahahaha XDDD

[2L84MENUx]

OMG!!!

ROFL!!!

This is so freaking funny!!! I can't stop laughing XDDDDDD Ruki's engrish is so awesome! This made my day! Thanks!!

*faves*

[MikoBahamut]

"Let's see two gays" - rocks... I actually hear them singing it xD

"this is a masturbation" rocks more XDDDD

I noticed that Ruki's pronunciation (in english) is poor, but that's what makes his songs unique ^_~

[kyoluver972]

lol lmao XD

this is so funny

SHAVE YOUR BEARD it sounded exacly like he said that lol

[animexxxotaku57]

Does anyone have an mp3 download link to this song??

[reitaotaku]

This is so funny.

Go get milk, for me

aaaaaaahahahahaa

Well, I keep hearing these lyrics now xD

[reitaotaku]

:'DDDDDD

Ruki gooooo!

[cokechick07]

omfg ruki humping that pole is sooooo fkn hot lol its really hot XD!! thnx for postin soooo much

[AsnBunnyMaki]

WHAHAH! DAMN ! XD You're sooo good whahah =P damn "SHAVE YOUR BEARD!" XD anyways! I love this vid. And the vid. art drawn by vomit too whaha=D thanks for posting it!

[arcadium3]

Fucking great XDDDD

"I don't want to play that dong, I hate that dong" XDDDDDDDDDDD

[coroven]

Memorable Quotes: AGONY -Just screw one with the mail -Let's see two gays, this is a masturbation -Can't wiggle in clothes that rock -dong, dong and more dongs -How do you take a shower BURIAL APPLICANT -Every single one of them XDD BUTABARAAMA: -A genius in the making. *faves*

[xdeixnightmarex]

EPIC WIN. XDD

[dinnerinasandwich]

HAHAHAHHA

[invaderzik]

This is fucking epic!

"HEY! How do you take a shower?" xDDD

So THAT'S the real reason why Ruki has those neck stripes? O: (Just kidding, I love you Ruki.)

[cherryangel101]

LMAO. XDDDDDDDDD

[NyappyHirude]

Lets see to gays

this is a masturbation

omg hilarious xDD

[mangafreak932]

HOH YEH!! RUKI'S ENGLISH FTW!!!!

[NW2Lovers]

CUSTARD CREAMS!

MOO ME BACK!

AAa I don't think I have laughed so much in a long time, that literally made me fall off my chair!

Total crackhead but I love this, so funny! Thankyou for posting it! XDD

[NekoSanWay]

HAHA, this is soo funny!!! XD XD

[diruangureii]

LOL !

SHAVE YOUR BEARD!

[lolitacatz]

WHAHAHAHAHA "HEY! how do you take a shower??!! è_é

go get milk! for me so they mail to washington

XPTDR

[DaKoksi]

"Moo me back, ho!"

THAT KILLS ME!!! XDDDDDD

[TGR9]

this is the best;D i can't stop laughing!!

[HitsugiFreak]

you made me choke i was eating an orange and how do you take a shower made me laugh then choke bwaaa ha jha hack coff coff oooh ruki sliding is beaten by the bottle wanking in london

[ChaosStep]

that was awesome, almost better than dir en greys cleaver sleazoid lyrics

[selfishhenjin]

go get milk |DDD

[Ritsikas55]

Man my hearing has gone bad XD

At the silly god disco i hear Take off are you ready!

Now Can´t sell pee. XD

[selinadrums]

OMFG!!!! this is amazing

[rindykid]

rofl :DDDD

[crazymanthomas1654]

ahahah 00:17- 00:31 thats so funny but kinda hot..god Ruki's "down there" musta hurt after doing that ..holy shit is the lyrics really "let's see two gays this is a masterbation"?

[SidVicious14]

I saw them in Berlin the 20th! :D

THEY WERE AWESOME!

[Shinyaissexy]

Oh my God those were great! And Ruki gettin' frisky with the railing....ohh...That just makes me so...."Happy"...

[uppitywhitegurl]

*dies laughing..sides hurting*

Nice!

[XxRockyKeanexX]

So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[akfgtenshi]

OMFG! THIS IS HILARIOS!

*can't stop laughing*

hahahahahah!

[elliex11]

lmfao so funny! 'lets see two gays!' =3

Ahh i cant wait to see gazette in London lol

[Talh]

Wow ! That's excellent !!

Great job ^0^

[narutostrawberries]

how can the lyrics possibly be anything BUT THAT???

sooo clever^^ xx^^xx i love it....

hey anyone else going to the gazette gigs in october??? two weeks!!!! us = VERY EXCITED!! wai! kai sama.....<3 *and anna says RUUUUKKKKIIIII ^__^

[LegendKillerDiva]

omfg im so laughing so hard. ahahaha... all i can think now is toes, cow, milk, gay, etc etc.

meee lurve ruki's engrish<3

[violons]

OMG this is soooo GOOD!!!

"let's see two gayyys! this is a masturbation!"

xDDDD

JUst make others lol

this one is the best! xP

[Karihushi]

xD my friend and I cracked up.. But we still have yet to learn of this 'Dong' The almighty Ruki speaks of.. mo0o

[Shessylove]

masterbation is what Ruki really doing,lol XD

*not masturbation XD*

like..mastering himself..telling people to worship him XDDDD

LOLOLOL

so funny.

I heard 2 gays too.actually,I still sing that XDD

[gackt4ever]

Well U cant blame people thinking these lyrics are real =__= It sais in the title.

put parody in it if you dont want peopletoo think ur just dumb >_>

it took me a while to realize these where fake too so yeah XD

[ButabaraAma]

well the title is being sarcastic

if you pay attention to the description

it says "because this is what I HEARD when I first listened to it"

doesn't mean they're real

and now I've even added that it's a parody

so you should have figured it out from the beginning

[intake]

masterbation??wrong spelling..right?

[Ceri]

Hhahah That was well funny XD

It does actually sound like the lyrics XD

[theyu]

omg!!! xD ... awsome!!! luv~ xDDDDDD~

[PineappleQ]

LMAO!!! "How do you take a shower?"

It's awesome because these really sound like the real lyrics. xD

[tolazytoyhinkupaname]

omg, I think my brain just exploded. (in a good way ^_^)

[karasutheraven]

Oh my gackt! I havn't laughed so much in a long time. It's even funnier knowing that what the song is really suppoed to be saying. I mean, they're both really such serious songs. Ha! This vid made my day! Thanks for posting it!

[nyappyapple]

SHAVE YOUR BEARD..... wtf. that was amazing. I love you. :D

Instead of "open to me" I always hear, "four pounds of weed."

Subliminal? Perhaps.

That was fantastic, some it had me in tears (with laughter, not sadness, of course). The Burial Applicant was especially great.