Green Porno Educational Videos- Spider

[12321johndoe]

Ronda Rousey!

[scottch4444]

white people are weird.

[khazal12]

well.... this was certainly the strangest thing I've seen all day :)

[iwantoldschool]

About how stupid is Martin Scorsese for letting this amazing, esoteric, intelligent woman -- his former wife -- get away? Hell, I'm a straight WOMAN and I'd marry her for this! Science rules!

[RoboRobotnik]

1:04 WUWUWUWWUWUWU!

[brknspacebar]

@RoboRobotnik hahaha...good one, i got the futurama reference you were doing there :)

[shawnasainnichols]

Died laughing!

[katezilla333]

total rape

[AJlol92]

ROFLMAO XD

funniest one yet LOL

[MrLegendman3]

Da fuck is this shit?

[ragemanchoo82]

Hahah I love the big plastic googley eyes on the spider in the web

[keichaos34]

"And run off!" *flailing arms*

#LOL

[GnarlsNiggly]

Hit It And Quit It at it's best

[ViLLaPiNoZ]

Suprise! you're pregnant! the father? oh he went for a jog...

[Madalyne4885]

" I WOULD DIG MY PAMPI IN HER EPIGEi, AND RUN OFF" lol

[razzbazz101]

its weird to think that that's what happened to charlotte in charlotte's web.

[palidan99]

surprise epygynum sex!

[HareTrinity]

Even stranger since it's not entirely true. Male spiders "play" the web to let her know they're a spider-boy wooing her. Sometimes they get eaten, sometimes they bring gifts (pre-killed bugs ready for eating, just what every girl wants), SOMETIMES they even "move in" and live with her sharing the web!

Maybe this is just what Isabella Rossellini would do if she were a spider.

[propheticxsar]

these are incredibly brilliant little films. try opening your minds instead of judging people because you think they're "weird". what is weird? what is normal? truth is stranger than fiction, folks, and isabella here just wants to show us what otherwise we'd probably never learn about creatures we see every day!!!

[RedFrankCook]

Brilliant! When's the feature film out?

[ayoama]

...AND RUN OFF 8D

[Koujinkamu]

SPIDERS INVENTED RAPE

[ryanc231]

Ok everyone let's not get too worked up about spiders and let everyone realize just how fucked up this video and this girl is

[Gregrg7]

@ryanc231 David Lynch really did a number on this girl....

[Ana04R]

@ryanc231 its an educational video

.. relax.

she obviously does it in an unorthodox way but its enlightening really

[ryanc231]

@Ana04R ha ya if by unorthodox you mean being senile and crazy then your right. your just some over sensitive prick who feels some strange need to defend this crazy spider raping woman. if you havent noticed people dont watch these videos because there "enlightening" they watch it because they now that these videos are insane and crazy and they watch it because they want to laugh at her. you think 98 thousand people watched this video to see how spiders mate? no its cuz this lady is fucked up

[Ana04R]

@ryanc231 obviously not every person has watched the video for the purpose its for. yea some ppl watch it to get a good laugh, and hey, she probably got a kick out of it too . its not like i have statedd otherwise. but of course im just an over sensitive prick. and well ur just.. ignorant. amazing . :)

[ryanc231]

@Ana04R ok you now whats wrong with you, you overanalyze comments. by me saying that this girl is a tad bit senile you probably ttookk my comment out of context and automatically assumed that i am a misogynistic person. i never said that by this girl bein crazy has anythin to do with the fact that this is an educational video. i just simply stated that the woman who makes this video is fucked up. im not getting hyped up over a video i dont even know why i waste my time talking to a faggot like u

[Ana04R]

@ryanc231 wow great use of words. i'm a faggot noww

. fuck off and relax. :)

[hichuck89]

"she only has six limbs" uhmm her legs also count as limbs.

[brucelee6790]

this is comedy for all ages. dark humor though

[NEKOMAY]

XD I want to make an Icon of  the " AND RUN OFF!" scene BAhahahaha!

[Jehjeeka]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[wexpayne]

AND RUN OFF

[cronocoffin]

spiders have eight eyes

[mario0318]

@cronocoffin spiders have 8 LEGS. They can have up to 8 eyes, normally 6.

[cronocoffin]

@mario0318 most spiders have 8 eyes.

[mario0318]

@cronocoffin exactly. most. not all of them. it varies from 6 to 8 so her having 6 eyes is also accurate

[cronocoffin]

@mario0318 ok

[kelsibluegurl]

hahaah this is the best one xDDDDDD

[blqkvo]

Spiders are nature`s bold rapists

[JSRFgroovy]

Funny

[mouthybitch88]

god shes a retard

[Yegshemash]

this is so gayyy

[JinnErik]

@Yegshemash lol.

[JinnErik]

@Yegshemash lol! I'd argue that it's really heterosexual :P

[truelovewaits23]

This is the most hilarious mini short film i have seen.(8

[saphira242]

WTF!

#1 she has 6 arms

#2 why does she rape spiders???

:D spider rape is my new word

[exis5000]

Rape!

[mr724dbr]

hahaha " AND RUN OFF!"

[tmarilena]

omg lol

[patrick560sl]

HEY! none of this in my house

[LoboDeBayamon]

wow!.. For spider sex is a suicide mission ahaha xD..

Sneaky spider..... hilarious run off

[AkaruAbsolution]

i love how her limbs flail around wildly as she runs off 8D

[astrangeone]

Next time I see a common household spider, I'd be wondering if it were running from a mate. :D

[popmum19]

Damn it!!! Why couldn't she have been my science teacher??? She would have made me love biology.

[Tsumikun]

Upon seeing this, my boyfriend has now taken to sneaking up behind me, grabbing my ass, and scampering off :)

[xxtiaan]

@Tsumikun Im hoping he doesnt gather his sperm in his hands first!

[saphira242]

@xxtiaan

hahahahahahahaha

[paniuroczy]

@Tsumikun bahahahhahahaha. hilarious.

[saphira242]

@Tsumikun

LMFAO!!!!!!

[madspirit78]

@Tsumikun lmao

[mc4bbs]

@Tsumikun That's too funny! Were there sperm on his hands? Ewwww!

[AppleSqeesh]

hehehehhe sneaky spiders!

[hippoloverabdc]

RAPE

[caranicole123]

THAT IS SO DUMB!

[kmu6715687]

hahaha This is funny! Sneak attack! Run off!

[capedchameleon]

this cracks me up all the same! ^^

[Klitslitter]

fuck. i did THAT before

[AlbertMondback]

=O

Poor spider chick!

[xxduberryxx]

Ninja rape

[emanresu97]

spider rape. sneak up carefully stick it in and then run away.

[DrRicey]

Think that's bad, scorpions paralyze the females and then copulate.

[sanchezsalvia1]

That spider is a rolling stone.

[elvenlove]

Ok. Totally the funniest one on here. RUN OFF!!!

[machuki96]

So that's the way spiderman does it? Poor Mary Jane.

[thegreatcomposer]

I tell you---

There is nothing like digging palpi into an epigyne and running off!!!!

[mundanelifeof]

lol i lol'd, it's like real life guys you know.

[silverblaize]

seems like dangerous business for spiders to mate. why would they even WANT to do it? theres no pleasure, and theres no need either.

What goes on in their brains?

[saintgerty]

no need!.....the whole population of spiders depends on this. Plus sticking the hands in there must provide some kind of pleasure or rush for the spider otherwise they would not be compelled to do it against such danger..... ooo ahhh to be a spider :)

[BrianaVamp]

omgf this is hilarious!!!!! ahahhahahahhahah

[isamguy0]

omg this is hilarious

[puddlesofdoom]

HAha this one is probably my favorite :)

[xarealpersonx]

THESE ARE FUCKING WEIRD!

[crrraaaack]

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[miaonthewall]

omygosh this is SO histerical.

i would dig my pulpae into her epigae, and run off!

[Patches167]

that is so rape

[247KarateKid]

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[SetiRabbit]

haha I love it

[eruption257]

Spiders only rape? Also new to me.

[sav0405]

that's the boringeness type of animal sex.

[electricvelvettt]

and she's obsessed with anuses. she talks about them in every video!

[darrahjay]

i would dig my arm in her epigime! (SP) hahaha

[coffeepotz]

AND RUN OFF! o_o

That was plain hilarious. xD

[Pawsz]

nirvana wrote a song about this

[tobynutter]

which one?

[DsaiTheWhite]

I think Pawsz means "Rape Me"...

[cammo6901]

lol i love how shes all quiet then shes yells when she digs her hands in vagine and runs off. ahahah!

[edward546823]

hehe love the ending haha its funny how she runs away lol:)

[ghostroxx]

yea hahaha

[ghostroxx]

lol, the ending when she runs away!!!!

[rawrsqueak]

lol. so the female spider gets fisted? xD

[smoothchillin]

This is...genius...work.

[sugaspellitout]

what the fuck?

[VoodooFrost]

With tarantulas, the female taps on the ground to let the male know that he can approach safely. The male hooks his spurs under the female's fangs so she can't bite, and lifts her up at an angle...but the female won't actually attack until after she is impregnated. The female is very patient while the little male (whose pedipalps are usually to short) tries to reach her belly without loosing his grip...when he succeeds, you can tell because the female flips out, and the male runs for his life.

[chelsinger]

Spiders are rapists!!!!!!!

[TheWolfennec]

Hey, that's how we do it too!

[smrodan]

with less eyes but yeah

[philos1]

So, do we call these "Green Velvet?"

[InsectRoyalty]

I'm now in love with this woman. Hilarious, crafty AND educational!

[clarifytheworld]

AND RUN OFF HAHAH

[sadbrwneyes989]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! I couldn't stop laughing for a good 10 min.

[youcandance12345]

hahahahaha, i love the part where she runs away. i just think these green porno segments are fantastic.

[bumblebert]

where did you get the videos from? ive watched all 8 on here and im obsessed! LOVE them! If you could message me and point me in the right direction I would be most grateful...

[ColdCoffeeAtMidnight]

It's on the sundance channel website. In case you haven't found out yet.

[Pejibayi]

I love this and demand more!!!

[xjoolanderx]

wtf this is so wierd but funny