Human Weapon - Krav Maga - Choke Defense

[ARFCguy]

They used the wrong sound-effect when he kicked the other guy in the balls... it sounded more like a basketball was kicked.

[satriyolive]

sip mantap i like is fighter

[ozziog]

I'd rather go for the guy's eyes and throat and not give 2 f**ks what level of damage I am doing.

[supazex]

I've got balls of steel.

[spookylocopv]

What happens if your fighting a 300+ lbs man, and his nuts are protected by his fat thighs

[Melder92]

@spookylocopv

Attack his throat, this is a very effective choke breaker

[MegaFreshFood]

I'm watching this for tomorrow's revenge

[33Animalking]

just tried that and got my assed kicked

[desdes24]

WTF where did my comment go?! i got like 80 above thumbs up!! RAWR!!!

[wuzuppe0ple]

But if they are stronger than you by far, this won't be effective. Why not claw the eyes, break the grip if it is even still there, and then kick to the groin.

[rockerodecapirote]

eso se llama "patada en los huevos" y te la enseñan en el barrio

[justindestroyer1]

What ever happened to this show?? It was great!

[summonskall]

KRAV MAGA!!! wait...what do i do if my attacker doesn't have balls, OH SNAP XD

[vukodlak1993]

Thumb up if you know to do all of this :)

[SBUALFASNIPER]

@vukodlak1993 even more by muscle memory :)

[Eldorix]

Krav Maga is the style that the Israeli Commandos use.

[SBUALFASNIPER]

@Eldorix true

[fingrid]

If your opponents balls are unavailable, a tough kick at the shins will be enough to at least stun your enemy if not cause immense pain for the rest of the week. You know, the front parts below the knees are extremely sensitive and unprotected.

If your opponent is wise, he will try to kick your balls and shins too to make you stop resisting, so be fast and kick the opponent a dozen times for good measure to prevent him from doing the same. Then you can proceed to choke him. :~}

[sawu101]

@fingrid what if they condition their shins?

[fingrid]

@sawu101 Yeah, thought that too, but against a guy like that, you are fucked anyways. Carrying an unique weapon or a fold-up cane could help preventing the situation from happening.

If you still end up in a close-combat, try pounding your opponents joints and that sensitive spots in the chest area like the sternum between the breasts and the solar plexus about two fist-widths under it. Bash the throat and the above the ears to stun.

To preserve life, gouge his eyes and hit his throat.

[SBUALFASNIPER]

@fingrid then hes blind and if your too strong hes dead...

[SBUALFASNIPER]

@fingrid true. But lets say the person knows more than one way to fight. and when you choke he grabs you turns you and starts chokingt you or if he uses a weapon?

[fingrid]

@SBUALFASNIPER Check out Marine Corps Martial Arts. For weapons, your opponent cannot block with weapons, so deflect his attack and hit vitals. Chokes: use their grip as a momentum and limb-lock them (rolling kneebar).

If you don't know the guy and he's not playing around, he's after your life. You can probably adjust the lethality of eye poking by using your fingertips to press his eyes through his eyelids and to aim your throat strikes more towards the jaw than the throat.

[LightMeh]

Surely that wouldn't work on THEM...

[Cadbil]

@LightMeh

I took Krav Maga for 6 months.Trust me it work you faggot ass hoe.

[LightMeh]

@Cadbil No, I mean on THEM. There is nothing there.

[fingrid]

@LightMeh I disagree. Even if the kick is angled/dodged so that it avoids hitting the balls, it will hit the the pubic bone that is unprotected. It probably won't get damaged because the motion goes against the gravity, but you don't need strength to deal with soft tissue -- it'll sting like hell when the bone absorbs the pressure of the impact.

[sawu101]

@Cadbil lol u liar it doesnt work for shit people wont let u control them that easily

[Cadbil]

@sawu101

LOL yes it does dumbass.

How?You are snatching their thumbs apart.Obviously thumbs are not stronger than your arms and you can't choke without the thumbs so you sir fail.

[bensfineherbs]

@Cadbil Why did you only "take" KM for 6M, U FAH

[Cadbil]

@bensfineherbs

Because I quit it for wrestling at high school.

[Jiggles1233]

obviously the next time im choking someone, i wont stand with my legs wide open...

[SuperPeru2015]

But I don't want to crack open my opponent's balls.

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

Don't fuck with grey people

[haininhlct]

wow !!!!!!! type so there is no martial spirit

[joshskates310]

Its not a dirty trick if its a life or death situation...!!

[AvidAngels]

Dirty trick!

[harsimrankml1]

What would i do if the opponent is a girl.

[1337j0n4th4n]

@harsimrankml1 kiss her :D

[harsimrankml1]

@1337j0n4th4n yeah.

[1223wolf]

SWIFT KICK TO NADS WILL DROP EVEN GRAY PEOPLE WITH NO NADS

[Retrosmasher1]

If you fighting Dennis Rogers, and he has you in this position.. Your effed.. because his grip strength in none like any other man.. the dude can curl up frying pans.. look it up!!

[Furkan74s]

His balls make a funny sound

[GeneralShadow]

@Furkan74s LOL hahaha!

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

@Furkan74s yea lol I hear the thud

[badjaeaux]

@Furkan74s i heard an explosion

[DJFaNNtA23]

@Furkan74s His balls are made from steel lol

[TheInfamousCamper]

THE GREY GUY LOSES! :O

[mardyengel04]

There;s even math on this. wth?

[JackTheAccentGuy]

who would actually choke someone like that... seriously...

[kaeyon]

sounds like he got his balls popped

[Halo3noob525]

First step, paint yourself gray.

[danielhinton13579]

@Halo3noob525 second step, get nude, and cut them off

[steveprox]

If we send this Video to Bart the Simpsons will never have a 4rd Kid! XD

[steveprox]

Let's send this Videolink to Bart so he can own Homer :D

[amer1cancer2753]

i would think the kick in the balls would do the job all by itself

[Varishnu]

The best choke defense is in western boxing, KEEP YOUR CHIN THE FUCK IN! If you do that then no matter how many times they reach in you need nothing more than a well delivered attack of your own.  I guarantee that someone reaching for the little of your throat exposed to either side will back off after you slam either your fist or your palm into their solar plexus and with out the ability to grip your neck (as your chin has denied access) they cannot simply maintain a squeeze through the pain.

[amer1cancer2753]

@Varishnu and what if you are at a party. do you just keep your chin tucked in the whole time there

[ThePinkMan]

@amer1cancer2753 I'm pretty sure he means to keep your chin tucked in if you're already in a fight, which is a good idea.

[amer1cancer2753]

@ThePinkMan i think he meant something else but im too lazy to type it

[ThePinkMan]

@amer1cancer2753 Keeping your chin tucked in is literally something every single boxing coach in the world will tell you, so I'm pretty sure that's what he meant.

[draudeo]

su pata en los cocos y chao...

[JesusFingeredBabies]

remember when breaking a chokehold always push up NOT pull down because the down makes the thumbs of the choker more powerful whereas the push-up acts against their leverage ;-) the more you know, lol

[legomindstrom]

The gray guy knows everything.

YOu don't want to mess wtih him even with a dirty move.

[kaushikdeep99]

AAh.. THAT SOUND IS PAINFUL.. :(

[xirvin92]

2 easy steps to learn krav maga:

1) do something flashy

2) kick the opponent balls

[desdes24]

@oscarzhang77 u may act strong here. but i bet u are abused at home by your gf/wife so you are angry right? i bet ur not one gentleman that kills woman that whacks u. a true gentleman dont attack girls u must be a sex maniac O_O

[desdes24]

guys that saw my comment @oscarzhang77 is looking down on those who wanna know that answer of my comment as well.

[keith4905]

that was painfull to watch

[mikeyinsight]

No groin strike, no krav maga

[pedroXdaXmexican]

or u could go into a side kick

[HipposHateWater]

I hate it when people teach this method. The problem with this method is that if the choker resists with realistic intent, it will only work if the defender is stronger than the one choking him. If you don't believe me, then get a buddy, and try it yourself. Have them grab your throat, and feign choking, minus the actual cutting off your airflow part. Not easy, huh? Next, form a spear hand with your fist, and add thrusting pressure to HIS throat. Much better if done correctly. (Play responsibly)

[HipposHateWater]

[cont.]

Just to clarify, be gentle and gradual when training with this, since there is much that can go wrong in you are careless or go overboard. I encourage you to try it out, and find ways to incorporate this into your self-defense bag of tricks, but as said before, be careful.

[Theprinceofsayians1]

@desdes24

go for the tities

[desdes24]

@Theprinceofsayians1 ahahahahaha boink boink boink. + when we man fought with a sexy and hawt woman its worth it Hahaha

[Headcrab389]

@Theprinceofsayians1 Or kick her in the vagina cause that also causes pain just kick with the toe into her va jay jay

[7centros]

eso ha de doler :D

[i8aCookieMonster]

i bet his balls are sour. :/

[k00lgui]

NO KIDS FOR HIM

[desdes24]

what if the person that choke you is a girl?

[commandershepard13]

@desdes24 Despite popular belief otherwise, kicking a girl down there will still hurt them, just somewhat less so than it would if you kicked a guy. Also, when women get hit down there, the pain doesn't stick around like it does when we do. Still though, it would work to distract a girl in a fist fight.

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

@desdes24 KICK THEM IN THE BALS TOO >:D HA-HA-HA

[desdes24]

@ThePeopleneedhelp ahahahahahahaha

[Hikarilover123]

@desdes24 I guess it's game ovaries



[NuclearApparition]

@Hikarilover123 I see what you did there.

[oscarzhang77]

@desdes24 then ur not a real man that can control a girl

[desdes24]

@oscarzhang77 nop ur wrong ur insulting me. if a girl is ur enemy she tries to choke u then u wouldnt use this move i guess? not the girl u know or love. and ur insulting those 20 people that thumbs up to my comment.

[desdes24]

@oscarzhang77 if ur gonna say that then u are also wrong about girls.. girls arent as weak and can be controlled etc like u think i bet u didnt hear of ''dont agitate a girl''

[oscarzhang77]

@desdes24 u weak little boy

[desdes24]

@oscarzhang77 ahaha i guess ur the one. one day when u got owned by a chick then u know whats dont look down on womans kiddo

[desdes24]

@oscarzhang77 alot of ''behind computer guys'' claim that they know how to fight but behind computer they are bullied everyday Hahahahaha are u one too? anyone agree? thumbs uP!!

[oscarzhang77]

@desdes24 fyi I only spend 2hours on my computer and i dont get bullied or pushed around

[desdes24]

@oscarzhang77 ok thats great but seriously you're insulting. u know gentleman dont attack womans u must get what i mean now right?

[Pottan23]

@desdes24 kick her in the groin, it hurts just as much for them as it does for you ;-)

[tyguy422]

@desdes24 hit em in the gooch

[GELU1996]

@desdes24 It still hurts like hell, and can leave her infertile.

[aR3DF0Xa]

@desdes24 a cunt punt still hurts even if she has no balls...

[desdes24]

@aR3DF0Xa icic. thx

[chechin1091]

@desdes24 a girl can't choke you... she would be very busy making me dinner :9 ahhahahaha just kidding



[desdes24]

@chechin1091 ahahahahaha nice joke!!!

[KineticNK]

@desdes24 use your toes :D

[Kar77unen]

@desdes24 it still hurts a lot

[UberApe]

@desdes24 Cunt punts still hurt like hell. Ask any girl that's been kicked there.

[garytang182]

@desdes24 go for the boobs i heard it hurts

[desdes24]

@garytang182 it dun hurt! if u hit the boobs they go bouncy and u got advantage and when ur d1ck gets hard when she kick your d1ck u dun hurt hahahahaha

[eminem4life65]

@desdes24 it would still hurt just not as much

[garytang182]

@desdes24 then punch even harder :p

[FTWMFXD]

@desdes24 time for a rape?

[desdes24]

@FTWMFXD 8D

[LilBo10]

@desdes24 it still works, I promise

[darkforcekiller]

@desdes24 shouldn't happen except you're a big pussy

[desdes24]

@darkforcekiller what if the girl is a Pro Figher LOL =D

[TheShepherd1987]

@desdes24

Clam boot

[juneda33]

@desdes24 then your her bitch you pussy :P

[desdes24]

@juneda33 huh? what u mean by that?

[juneda33]

@desdes24 lol i was just chirpin i dont mean anything by it just joshing you. a girl shouldnt be choking thats what i was saying :P

[desdes24]

@juneda33 haha okay.

[TheCrazyFinn]

@desdes24 Erotic asphyxiation? =P

[kierz467]

@desdes24 it's still gonna hurt and you could always change it to a knee to the solarplexis

[vipe650r]

@desdes24 Still hurts

[INTHEHONOROFROCK]

I like my (japanese)jiu-jitsu choke defenses more I think breaking a nose, throwing somebody to the ground with kotegaeshi or neck chop your attacker is far more effective

[rudolph559]

For a choke I'll just use the thing Jackie Chan taught the kid in the Karate Kid.

[MegaGUNRUNNERIII]

OHHHHHH! THAT SOUND OF HIS BALLS CRUSHING IN TINY PIECES!!! It hurts to listen to that......

[10joost10]

Krav Maga is most likely the most effective self defense system ever created!

[Gallium2006]

With a two hand choke from the attacker it's best to use one hand to peel their hand away while simultaneously reaching between their arms to strike the face or throat. This leaves you in control of their wrist, and lands a hard hitting strike on them.

[TheLasombra077]

@Gallium2006 Are you a moron or something? That leaves one hand still on your throat and your throwing off center to the face, neck or torso with only the neck being the optimal striking point. Pulling both arms away frees you from the choke, leverages you for a seriously debilitating groin kick and still leaves you holding one or both wrists giving you control after they hit the ground.

Seriously, shut up.

[Gallium2006]

@TheLasombra077 Pulling both of their arms away leaves you vulnerable to a head-butt from the opponent. With proper wrist control you can bring anyone down. Eh, I'm sure there are many alternate combatives for each situation. I was pointing out a different method than what was shown here.

[vishlalzarel]

that cracked his nuts..........hahahahahaha

[PinoyBataa]

I need help.

What if I just happen to choke someone and break my grip and kick me in the balls?

[KingToa666]

simple but effective

[FutureUSMC12]

@KingToa666 Stealing my line, lol

[sweenkingandwow2]

a guy in my class choked me i just twisted his fingers and he screamd like a bitch

[HENRIQuecxde]

AAUUCHHHH My Cok

[LaveenSkaters]

Thats a pusy move.

[PhantomGamer100]

@LaveenSkaters LOL

[vclarke4433]

i should probably study for my history test now.....its one in the morning.....

[ThePinkMan]

I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble, but if you think you're invincible because you can kick a man in the nuts, you're going to be in for a rude awakening when you finally get in a real fight. Two reasons for this:

1. The guy you're fighting also knows how to kick you in the nuts

2. Landing a debilitating blow to the groin is harder than you think when someone has their fist in your face. Don't forget that a punch to the face can also hurt you...

In the end, you still need skill.

[ZeroSkater564]

This is a great defense for a choke, it's the most effective one I know. And I love the fact that I get to kick an asshole in the balls.

[lawlwutful]

I wonder if the calculations they show are even relevant to what is happening

[gty7kgle]

what if it is a girl??

[DragaoAsul]

HADOUK-OH SHIT!

[OriginaIIy]

what if my girfriend is choaking me?

[atc51rams]

@OriginaIIy then you probably deserve to be choked out just saying

[OriginaIIy]

@atc51rams i cant kick her balls can i

[atc51rams]

@OriginaIIy no but you can still kick there it wont hurt as bad but will still stun them

[2013doom]

@OriginaIIy her ???? wait a girl is trying to kill you ?????

[Alucard20039]

Lol kick to the balls...total system reset....krav is beast

[LonnYLisheS]

XD why so complicatet do it like WingTsun and punch him in the face .

the whay to the face is completly free !

[Beherie]

The Israelis said they combined all the necessary moves from all martial arts in their "Krav Maga" but they ain't got the heart to use it however cuz they always face their deepest fears even when they're sitting alone..... even at their so called peace with others cuz they aren't even at peace with themselves.... and that's how they fell and will always fall (God willing) ......... Egyptian Karateka

[Theprototype121212]

ohhhhh

[PrinceXTC86]

Next time, try the nipple twist!

[chockburst]

Why do they keep repeat the sound of his balls

[aceking007]

@chockburst lmfao! yes! you made my day!

[burjui80]

@chockburst Because it sounds cool! Boooh :D

[haziqakif]

@chockburst his balls sounds like they're made of wood

[theclash181]

his nads sound like a tennis ball

[icutyouheadof]

if there is no balls there is no Krav Maga =D

[XxXxPemaxXxX]

@icutyouheadof then the solution is to squeeze some tits xD

[ImJustHereToComment1]

You can stick your fingers in his eyes. Then he'll let go

[Muscleadviceplzz]

you don't even have to break his grip, as soon as you kick the person in the balls, that's it, he will let go.

[alesanarocksmexico]

@Muscleadviceplzz @imJustHereToComment1 the thumbs are the threat .. no thumbs no threat if you dont eliminate the threat first .. you cant atack ..at least thats what they tell us

[Muscleadviceplzz]

@alesanarocksmexico that is a joke right? the thumbs are a threat when they are around your neck? That automatically eleminates all threat from the thumbs, besides the thumbs only release around the neck after the opponent gets hit in the groin... So where is your arguement? You need to watch it again. HIS HANDS ARE ON HIS WRISTS, NOT HIS THUMBS.

[Muscleadviceplzz]

@alesanarocksmexico I have been studying karate for 10 years. I'm not going to waste my time anymore.

[alesanarocksmexico]

@Muscleadviceplzz lol karate ? and you are saying krav does not work ;) ??

[xeneidax1]

much cience for a kick in the nut

[WeaponXAnimosity]

A kick to the balls will always win.

[chrisduarte64]

That is such a stupid way to get out of that. There are hundreds of more effective ways.

[milad2007halo3]

You know why they don't have balls? Because if they did, Humanity would be fucked.

[TheEtoimos]

And what if the guy who is choking you has his legs closed? Or what if he is faster and close them when you raise up your leg? Then you are out of balance so in a worse position..

[MERVILLE3]

When someone choke you, they usually (if not always) rush you back against something.

[MrSBChevy]

so you break his grip and kick him in the nuts. will do

[jacob3432]

what if the guy chokes you and kicks your balls