When Life Gives You Lemons...

[dg72244]

I just want to say thanks to you all for keeping my life entertaining with emails for all of your comments.

[DisturbedChild33]

For most people, when life give THEM lemons, they make lemonade, but when life gives ME lemons, I drill a hole in them and put my dick in it.

[TheMessanjah]

when life gives you lemons, go murder a clown

[Strivenigga]

whern a sharks bites you are you gonna give up surfing?

[ilovehell666]

paul rudd is hot and i'm a guy.

[bmak111]

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. FALSE! Life didn't give you water and sugar.

[SuckMyFarts]

richard marx sent me here via twitter

[thecoolest1120]

Cave Johnson much?

[Timmytimmy123123]

5 people work for Black Mesa.

[TheAhtassar]

GET MAD!

I DON'T WANT YUR DAMN LEMONS!!

[austinthebookworm5]

I'd rather make combustible lemons

[LtFalconPawnch]

5 people didnt fuck the lemons and bail

[americanintellectify]

When life gives you lemons say "took your time. I've been needing these since Monday!"

or

"I asked for limes."

[mythplatypuspwned]

ok. how do you fuck a lemon?

[KraftTV]

@mythplatypuspwned I don't think you can fuck a lemon, I think a lemon fucks you.

[GraffitiBMXskate]

@KraftTV You can fuck a lemon, but trust me, its not very pleasant.

[LtFalconPawnch]

@mythplatypuspwned with science! and drill.

[APDallaround]

kunu rocks, lol piopi

[fatherjon908]

When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down

[DWNmetalman777]

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!

[miniiiiman]

i saw a tattoo of this

[ShenayHudaverdi]

haha paul rudd!

[fil0jay]

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt

[OmegaMarioBros]

When life gives you lemons, cut 'em in half and squirt life in the eye.

[CaLbaTr00se]

so basically no one will come up with a better "if life give you lemons" quote than this...at least no one on youtube

[Themexicannatzi]

@CaLbaTr00se Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[Archer2509]

@CaLbaTr00se

Cave Johnson came up with a better one.

[trondy89]

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[empreme]

This quote changed my life

[welldunnrandomhero]

you sound like your from LONDON

[Oshyrath]

When life gives you lemons, you invent a combustible lemon that burns peoples houses down.

[FunnyInc3]

When life gives you lemons, kick him in the nuts and say "I wanted a beer bitch!" Press 7 really fast :D :D :D :D :D

[FunnyInc3]

When life gives you lemons, kick him in the nuts and say "I wanted a beer bitch!"

[Blackterror92]

When life gives you lemons, you make a lemon party

[SPARTAIN088]

When life gives you lemons BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

[mdoherty9188]

When life gives you lemons, say "Fuck the Lemons" and burn life's house down.

[KidSon704]

When life hands you lemons... RUN! Cause its a setup! Ain't shit free!

[ivasenko48]

When life gives me lemons, I squeeze them into people's eyes and make lemonade out of their tears

[ndogg279]

Keep pressing 5!!!!

[nickscrps]

I probably shouldn't be watching this while studying for finals 

[Moony1205]

When life gives you lemons...

Don't make lemonade! Make life TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD!! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!!!

[oniichandrawings]

@Moony1205 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!1

[JJAKAREBEL]

@oniichandrawings I MEAN, PEOPLE, HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!

[drgreenthumb8617]

@Moony1205 lol portal 2

[iloveredalert3]

when live gives you lemon.

you make lemonade

KOOL!

[lmFromNorway]

Make lemonade! Or... MAKE LIFE!

[foggdogg7]

words to live by

[Zeroskin212]

when life gives you lemons make orange juice sell it and buy an rifle and start killing people see if life makes the same mistake twice.

[frenchiebear101]

when life gives you lemons...make orange juice...

[OfficialDreTv]

even more enjoyable things /watch?v=EaRW-jeSjUI

[richygoodmansings]

hold 2 and it kinda looks like he is havin a seizure  -__-

[LayoutMD]

Looks like you got some pain behind those eyes.

[pureham]

When life gives you lemons, whip them at the closest persons head. That will make you smile!!!

[Heyitscierraboo7]

i dont get lemons, my dyslexia causes me to obtain melons :/

[mattascular]

@Heyitscierraboo7

Win!!!!!!!!!

[Mekiteshikuto]

4 people didn't bail when life gave them lemons

[KarmarmyAlliance]

when life gives you lemons, make grape juice, eat the rest of the apple and let people wonder.

[pufffy57]

what the fuck life. i dont even like lemons.

[glittergrl24]

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super lemons.

[MageIRL]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life ALSO gives you sugar and water, you lemonade's going to taste like SHIT!

[catkiller1239]

WHEN LIFE HANDS ME LEMONS, I MAKE APPLE JUICE!!!

[kush700]

4 people made some $hitty Lemonade.

[TheBlenderLegend]

When life gives you lemons, smack a bitch for not giving you lemonade.

[SierraPapaFoxtrot]

4 people couldn't fuck the lemons and bail. XD

[MurdaMichaelBeats]

When life gives you lemons, be sure to write a thank you note, you ungrateful bastard.

[SticFig]

Oooooohhhh the weather outside is weather

[PissOnTheCowboys]

Looks like life gave 4 people melons

[CharlieSoldier]

this is my motto, lmao. i love paul rudd

yet to see a bad movie with him in it

RUDD!!!

[TheCreator4]

how is this funny

[dadawu1997]

When life gives you lemons, you should stop eating cows and start eating those freaking lemons

[PrincessJaNayVay]

my boyfriend loves this entire scene from this movie. i like when they're on the surf board and he's trying to get him to stand up lmao.

[CCPoorductions]

AHAHAHHAHAHAH

[djtoaf]

this is the shit

[iAmTheLastOlympian]

When life gives you lemons, keep em cuz hey, free lemons.

[tubenachos]

I hope Kunu gets his own movie! He's hilarious!

[dreamcastx]

41th

[jc0503132]

Lol!

[yankeesncsu]

This is my life motto.

[alibork]

lol, damn straight

[oskarsteinn]

Kunu is one of the coolest film characters ever.

[magikmusic1]

BAHAHAHAHAAA i Love That

[crystalnickjonas]

haahahaha thats whats up :)

[jkx04]

when life gives you lemons, you might as well make lemonade..... and find someone whose life has given them VODKA.......and have a party!

[Br3ana2008]

Thats My Motto

[blinxxx23]

How I live my life

[momogoblue]

u have some pain behind those eyes.....there only one cure for that......weed u got any?

[UZDAH]

ahaha i dont know why he didnt get weed from that fat kid lol

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

@UZDAH

one time, I was watching forgetting sarah marshall while really baked, and I all of a sudden thought "What if kunu was the person jonah hill was talking to on his cell phone earlier in the movie?"

And then I blew a load in my pants.

[stillremains725]

Words to live by

[badfish0025]

can anyone tell me what does it mean? thanks

[PoundSighEL]

when you dont understand a youtube clip you say fuck the comments n bail

[fatherjon908]

@PoundSighEL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[23slickid23]

lmfao. great movie, a must watch- must own!

[vazdaboy]

Kunu for President!

[nzrecords]

gretest advice EVER given!

[BeLiketheSquerrl]

lol such an underrated movie. the more i watch it the more i realize this. fuckin hysterical.

[jcdent798310]

when live gives you lemons make kool aid! lol

[nevasmile1]

wisdom from kunu is priceless

[CHURCHTUCKERCABOOSE]

when life gives you lemons, throw it back at life and tell god to make it himself D:<

[razorbladekisses101]

ahahah!

[FalconsVick72]

15th

[Retardidid]

the greatest quote in the history of man

[DearShithead]

@Retardidid The greatest man in the history of man.

[LiV3FastDi3FunFSAS]

yea fuck the lemons!

[xxshwingxx]

lol, I love this quote. Say fuck the lemons and bail.

[iFilicano]

eleventh

[gwise58]

This is my new motivation for life!!!! lol

[nickfuse]

ninth

[noturb]

eighth

[Juffalo2]

SEVENTH

[dlightswitch]

This is my favourite quote of all time.

[MrSchmittytastic]

fifth

[lumberjacky2k]

fourth

[Drinkbleach3]

third

[password269]

second

[cameronsmart1]

first

[smashcooper]

@cameronsmart1 I'm going to burn your house down with two year old combustible lemons!