31 - nil Australia Socceroos vs American Samoa 2001

[franciscomrls0]

This video went viral on Uruguay

[CSCrocks3]

i kinda feel bad for that goalie

[heights163]

OKAY BUT samoa GOT ONE OF THE WORLDS BEST RUGBY TEAMS OUT THERE fUCK SOCCER!!!

[Christizm]

@heights163 Australias better lol I wished there where more Goals though we where 16-0 at half-time and the soceroos are a better 2nd half team I was thinking it would be 35 or 40-0 but still an entertaining game with plenty of goals and excitement

[heights163]

@Christizm um actually rite now in the Rugby World Cup Austrailia suxx ass thank you very much!!

[Christizm]

@heights163 no still in top 8 sir and if it wasnt for injurys they would be good chance of winning the comp

[mammojo]

The awkward moment when your team wins 31-0 and you dont score a goal

[masterofsoccermessi]

dude thats trash... how are they proffesional soccer players if the goalie cant even put the ball on his foot.... hecks no dude...

[MyJoao17]

Hi, I´m portuguese and here there is a rumor that australian soccer realy suks, its that true? I dont want to offend

[erkziltonz]

@MyJoao17 Possibly, It is slowly growing more popular here though so as it grows we will slowly get better etc. We have at least 4-5 different sports that are still more popular than soccer here at the moment.

[articsebas]

@MyJoao17 Hi, I'm mexican and here is a rumor that Portuguese rugby really sucks, it's that true? I don't want to offend.

[MyJoao17]

@articsebas Yes it`s true, but it is a sport that is growing very fast

[robbie84]

@MyJoao17 our club teams suck because we had the wrong mentallity, always thinking we have to be huge and physically strong like what tim cahill said. but trust me all that is changing :)

[MyJoao17]

@robbie84 It is the same with rugby in Portugal

[gr8videos4u2]

I reckon Cahil is no. 1 in the Socceroos!

[vanillabear711]

haha yew i was there :) coffs harbour stadium I would have been 8 years old very competitive game

[007holst]

fail at 1:48

it sais 32-0

[Diptwankynard]

Makes me immensely proud to have played on that pitch, and even though the team i was on lost 5-1, we at least kept the opposition in single digits.....

[wertyedfartgas]

@Diptwankynard haha lol

[MVFC2009]

American Samoa got unlucky ;)

[machine1019]

Australia rules

[millertas]

This is why Australia is now in the Asian Confederation.

[pooley9]

Great moment in Australian Football this. Up there with Japan win in 2006 world cup!

[robbie84]

@paulorocky

LOL thats the truth XP

[ChelseamadZICO14]

Ghost 491 - correct!!!!!!!!

U have won !!!!!!!!!!!!!

It wasn't untill just before Germany world cup that we moved to the Asian qualifying system in order to get to the world cup!!!! P.s Jason Culina was crap in 2010 world cup - same with Moore ( just putting out there)

[azuzu22]

yo no need to think your superior or arrogant, calculating what you will or will not tolerate, deserate to control, wear your grudge like a crown. australia qualified 3 times 74, 2006 and 2010. didnt we always own the oceania confed? then we had to play the 5th team from the south american group which was usually uruguay and thats why we rarely made it. what about when we had to play iran? they are in the asian confederation. no doubt italy are better, we are the suckerroos

[LanceCampeau]

This is as bad as Slovakia's 82-0 slaughter of Bulgaria in the 2010 women's hockey olympic qualifier

[tikadolla]

This is the reason why Australia moved into the AFC. It's utterly pointless thrashing second rate teams, only to face a 2 part death match against the 5th placed team from CONMEBOL. This is also the reason why FIFA should be doing more to improve the standard of football in Oceania if they TRULY want to claim this as being the "world game". Sadly it will never happen as FIFA is controlled by the Europeans & Sth Americans who are only interested in keeping their own nations strong.

[laubeatz]

why dont they play like this int he world cup =(

[50RpJ]

@laubeatz because the other teams in the world cup are not as shit as the american samoans

[theskitzoestcunt]

if that guy didnt get injured Samoa could of won that....

[superlora123]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[tubestevens]

lol

[lachywashere23]

it saids at 1:50 that its 32 goals. but the title saids 31? explain

[Hazdog07]

@lachywashere23 if you had your sound turned on you'd hear him say "even the score lost count"

[supercrevolution]

It's funny how Archie was dropped the next match. Man, 13 goals just doesn't cut it in the 21st century xD

Bad luck to Archie with his ACL injury. It looked painful.

[UN0HU]

This is an incredible scoreline in any scenario! Manchester United played my local team Penzance (no professionals... merely - all Penzance team members had day jobs) and yet The score was only 5-0 to /mn U. The Ozzy coach that changed the team for the next game needed shooting! Love & peace guys

[DamnArms12345]

@UN0HU mate I think Penzance would give american samoa a run for there money

[bruddafromanuddamudd]

shame they couldnt qualify for this world cup even with that kind of win. albeit against a perhaps, not very good opponent

[smileynirvana2]

its called soccer in some languages and football in others. the name is only important to controling people. where are all the people from china mad we all call "ping pong" table tennis? nowhere because they understand language differances. americans in league call it "football" because they know it will start a riot. my point is, call stuff what you want but there is no reason getting all hot headed if many people dont call it what you want. get mad at mexico for spelling it wrong.

[manuelgm]

the narrator is legendary

[Armageddon552]

It is called soccer in australia because most people play NRL and AFL here, in america it's called football because it wont get mixed up much

[letmebe1990]

Ireland 0-3 Australia

[letmebe1990]

Is that why last 2 times Australia played Mexico Australia won 1 and the other game was a draw

[sdazulkrema]

its football people

[containsmediumpeople]

Lol, im having some arguement with some other retard from australia (Im also aussie) who thinks we call it FOOTBALL. hes a dumb cunt. and there all thumbing me down!

[HySteria909]

Yes Australians call it soccer, sadly because all the other dickheads play shitty afl

[JG594]

Don't call a sport shitty for no reason.....

[iM0L3]

guys its just soccer, australia rated number 16, get ova it

[letmebe1990]

and by the way fuckwit were in asias confederation now which is better than USA confederation

[munashe9]

real madrid should not have bid 80 million for ronaldo, but 80 million for that goalkeeper. haha

[mrg1800]

Honestly, they should have taken pity on them after the 15th goal.. no, even that is too much.. 10th!!

[grim581]

it was soo easy for australia in the oceanic

[ryan543211]

i agree i don't think that australia are a good soccer team infact they've had it easy over they years playing agiasnt such shitty teams in thier continent...i want to see them come to south america and play one of our teams or even in europe they would get thier asses fucked..asutralia sucks huge cock

[letmebe1990]

hey dickhead, number 1- AUSTRALIA ARE BETTER THAN CANADA AND USA, last time we played a european team we beat them, that was about a year ago against number 3 in the world the neatherlands, we beat them 2-1, last time we played england we flogged them 3-1, we beat USA too 1-0

[Sturt16]

not usa there a bit better

[letmebe1990]

were stronger than USA TRUST ME

[letmebe1990]

remember 2004 wc play offs, thats right we knocked CANADA OUT of the tounument, we have beeten brazil, france, argentina, croatia, england, neatherlands, greece, Uruguay , USA , canada, jamaka, nigeria , MEXICO , norway , hungry, scootland,sweeden , nigeria, isreal THIS LIST IS OVER THE LAST 15 YEARS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT ----AUSTRALIA OWNS YOU--------

[ryan543211]

hahah in your dreams faggot australia sucks fucking massive cock...ya you beat argentina and brazil..ya buddy go beat american samoa or PAPUA NEW GUINEA 50-0 ...YOUR FEDERATION HAS NO COMPETITION

[letmebe1990]

learn that we are better than u and cope with it fagget

[sdazulkrema]

Mexico owns australia

[scordo2]

Mexico is a third world shit of a country, Australia is one of the best countries in the world and I'm pretty sure that we are ranked higher in the world soccer standings.

[sdazulkrema]

mexico is a second world country dumbass and i bet a shitload of you autralians come to Mexico for vacations. and no, australia isnt better than Mexico in the world rankings. get your facts straight idiot

[bronsonlee777]

@sdazulkrema Second world don´t exist anymore.

[chrisninety1]

Second world country? Mexico is a communist state? Although I'd agree entirely that Mexico is (a little) better than Australia in footballing terms, Mexico would have still been classed as "third world" back when there was such a thing as first, second and third world countries (quick note for everyone - those terms only referred to ones allignment during the Cold War and as such none of them exist anymore).

[ChaingunCassidy]

@scordo2 Please stop, you're making the Green and Gold Army look like idiots.

[supercrevolution]

@scordo2 - Racism is un-Australian.

[Sturt16]

no they put us in asia! WFT ASIA were not even asian!

[CJP510]

Whats with socceroos? As if using soccer wasn't disrespectful enough to football! Jeeez

I honestly don't know how a football team can be this bad, thank god Australia went to Asia for football

[ronaldounited4]

where was this game played at?

[DanTube2008]

This is a long time ago now and it's easy in hindsight... but after the first three goals, wouldn't American Samoa just play 11 players in their own box? You know, the old 10-0-0?

Yes, Australia would just ping it around in there like a pinball but we've seen Australia struggle against some pretty average sides who sat back. You might even get lucky and find a bit of space on the break.

Oh and Archie Thompson, expert at thrashing inept opposition... otherwise he's "absolutely hopeless"!

[SportsgaloreTV]

thats the aussie spirit! Archie Melbourne Victory

[ryan543211]

i wonder what samoas goalkeepers name is ..he should be signed with real madrid or manchester united lol

[letmebe1990]

i can tell u any score , at the time of the match and who scored, and i know wat teams we have beeten over the last 70 yrs

[ryan543211]

ok buddy all i know is australia blows period....and they are going to get eliminated in the group stage

[letmebe1990]

you really dont know wat your talking about, last time australia played in the world cup (2006) we made it past the group stage, your really stating to make a dick of yourself on here

[ryan543211]

first of all just because you guys tied italy before that italian penalty doesn't make australia good alot of teams have tied italy..that including lithuania...and with that said lithuania is garbage and italy tends to struggle agaisnt shit teams for some reaso..which is australia..second of all you guys failed to make it to a world cup in 30years buddy so dont tell me im making an ass of my self..ans wer back douchebag

[letmebe1990]

mate ur first comment was "IF AUS WENT TO EUROPE OR SOUTH AMERICA, WE WOULD GET SMASHED" and i proved you wrong, because we dont get flooged, half the time we go to europe we win

[ryan543211]

alright buddy ièd like to see australia beat spain or germany...or turkey bet they canèt so go suck on a dick bitch

[letmebe1990]

well buddy we will just see about that, and u critizise australia when your team is worse (weather that is canada or usa) btw australia play ireland in Auguste so stay tuned for that mate and if were are so shit why are we number 16 in the world

[letmebe1990]

last time we played germany was in 2005 confederations cup we played germany they beat us 4-3, (I WOULDNT CALL THAT A FLOOGING) AND ARGENTINA BEAT US 0-1 (THATS NOT A FLOGGING)

[letmebe1990]

WE LATER BEAT ARGENTINA 4-1

[ryan543211]

hey dude i just looked that up your pure bullshit....that was in 1988 in a worthless friendly not even maradona bothered playing in that game not to mention passarella and thier star players ..better luck next time buddy

[letmebe1990]

no the argentina was 1988 Bicentennial Gold Cup, and if that cup was worthless why did brzil play as well and germany beat Aus 4-3 in the 2005 confederations cup

[kewellsta]

Fuck you australia is a great soccer team 2006's game vs italy was rigd the ref from that game was sacked, australia will do great this world cup!

[letmebe1990]

finally some support, tell this dickhead how shit concaf confederation is

[letmebe1990]

and we have NEVER played spain

[will2bdbest]

ahaha this video makes me laugh

[maybetomorrow11217]

Brilliant! There should be more matches like this one. But was the goalie awake at all? I hope they fired him after this game. He's terrible!

[pollygram]

PHAIL

[Allen2Melo]

dats australia 4 ya

[tommyjob]

aussies need more yellow in their kits, this looks hideous

[joshimoxey]

dude.. that was our away strip in 2001.. we no longer have green shirts THANK GOD.. i totally agree, that was hideous

[matheus21montevideo]

probabily the greatest "goals' overcast" in footbal's history

[konamikid2007]

yeh well done archie, 13 goals. but can we see you score one of those, yes thats right, just one, against some decent opposition (Adelaide does not count either).

[MitchKid432]

most people in that american samoan team were about 17 down.

[chicken1133]

yeah, i feel very sorry for American Samoa, after an Olympic games there was an increase of 30% of the suicide rate!!!!- poor guys....

[lemanusimoa]

samoa would smash others at ruthles sport.aka rugby american football and other sports

[DoctorWorm92]

atleast they tried there hardest and had fun

[kosovar4life]

hah AMERICAN SOMOA I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT!!! lol they suck........i can do better then them and im 12 hahaha

[Agent2agent]

what a crap goalie even crap than the vietnamese goalie when i went to vietnam

[LoneSolo23]

man if i was that goalie i would go home and shoot myself in the head

[chicken1133]

not funny dude, after this match and after the 2000 Olympics, there was an increase of 29% of suicides in American Samoa:(

[dugster69]

swisscheeze13 must have been watching a DIFFERENT World Cup in 2006,Grosso should be the Olympic Gold Medalist for the Springboard Diving Event in Athens 2006!!!GO THE MIGHTY SOCCEROOS!!!

[wwe777wwe]

y does it say 32-0 but the score was 31

[daviddaviddavid89]

lol! go aussie!!!!!!!

[Phil28168]

It's a world record of goals in a single football match.

[SewellyTV]

Highest in an official FIFA international match actually, no way in proving its the highest ever...

[chicken1133]

true!!!! a team one 149-0!!! (all own goals) just type 149-0 into google search!!!!

[captainbeecher]

At least things are improving. In their 2010 qualifying opener the US Samoans only managed to lose 12-1 to the Solomon Islands. :)

[monobrow112233]

SCREW YOU GUTS

[mattg400194]

1 word....... Owned.

[WWCFOWNER]

australia beat everyone in oceania but they still didnt qualify for the 2002 fifa world cup

[MP5Productions]

after 5 i would've gotten the point and had some class.

[xrewtbawtx]

LOL!

[turkishwarrior4]

ohaaaaa:D

[alexmagnus1]

BTW the scorer didn't literally lose count. It was just so that the goal of Thompson on the 75th minute was an offide goal.

[alexmagnus1]

"If it wasn't enough that the opposition were ranked 203 (out of 203) in the world, they lost the majority of the squad just prior to the tournament when FIFA ruled that players must hold US passports. All this from an incredibly small pool of just 2000 registered players meant it was men against boys - literally. The average age of the American Samoa team was 18 with three 15 year olds in the squad. Quite honestly several of the Sydney University teams would beat the American Samoans."

[blockheadman]

we had to give em equipment & shit. cause they are so poor.

they wont play any other nation outside of Oceania

they are at the bottom of the fifa rankings

they ain't going anywhere

[andreavizenasigit]

Simply a calamity. To American Samoans: keep playing soccer, and don't give up.

[samattack]

to be fair, the whole game was a debacle. Hardly any of the Samoan team had passports, so anyone that did got to play. I think I remember 15 yr olds made up a lot of the team. Good on Australia, but the scoreline wouldn't have been quite so big had the Samoans' had their proper team

[JoeIsCool99]

Go Socceroos, its was shit in the world cup '06 we lost to italy but hopefully that guy who dived gets whats coming to him!!

[swisscheeze13]

He didnt dive. And his name is Fabio Grosso.

[ghost491]

Grosso dived like the Italian coward he is

[swisscheeze13]

Italian Coward? How many times has Australia qualified for the World Cup in the Past 100 years? I dont know but not much. And who the hell do they play, Some Asian countries? Shit Asian countries too.

[ghost491]

haha, get your facts straight buddy.

Australia have qualified twice, and NEVER through asia. We win our division, then must defeat a South American team, which in the past has been the likes of Argentina. Only NOW are we facing asian countries.

Whereas Italy are going to face Bulgaria, Montenegro, and Cyprus.. I think Australia ould prefer that to world-cup semi finalists South Korea, other successful teams such as Japan, etc.

Do some research. Italy are better than Australia, no doubt.

[swisscheeze13]

Well I do have to agree with you, Italy is better. But sorry for talking shit about Australia. It just I do not like it when they call us cowards or cheaters.

[samceh]

some people just don't move on swiss. No doubt, on paper italy is a far better side. But creating horse shit arguments like that will never bide to well with anyone.

Pretty arrogant response if you ask me, how do you know that the asian teams are horseshit, if you don't even know who we play?

Anyway, fair call, like you, I can't stand it when people rag on my national side :) I'd have probably reacted the same way!

[nathan167]

but u r all cowards at cheaters and dirty wogs

[azuzu22]

@ghost491 dude get your facts straight australia qualified in 74 through asia, they were the only asian team

[ghost491]

@azuzu22 - sigh.. Australia joined the Asian conference in 2006/07, so I can categorically tell you we didn't qualify as an asian team in 1974. We qualified through a mixed conglomerate containing countries from asia, oceania and the middle east. Not through 'asia'. ghost still pwning 2 years on. Back of the line thanks azuzu, thanks for playing

[OpinionatedAussie]

@ghost491 Australia are better than italy at everything else tho :)

[icantspeak]

Hey why it said australia's defeat??? socceroos won the freakin game

[shadowrouge99]

just hope australia makes the quarterfinals in south africa 2010

[kchris06]

the commentator is funny

[ejyounggun08]

that is absolute shite..im a 16 year old keeper..i only play compet or "select" soccer in the u.s. and give me citizenship in samoa and i guarantee i could do better than that.

[kendanielone]

I wish someone had a video of the full game.

[mourgos532]

I played with American Samoa in Football Manager and it's not so tragic.Just a bad day.And Australia should win some better teams,if they can...

[Silko3000]

lol, now that's the australian way ;)

[casey1237]

Erhm, no, they wont beat England, seriousely, American Sumai have a few thousand people living there, about 100 of them play football.

Anyone wanna play international football? Claim citinzship in American suami.

[jaymegson8793]

i could skin the hole team

[popkola]

A rugby score for rugby countries!

[Small684]

America Samoa this year is way better than that

[chicken1133]

maybe, australia will beat them like 20 nil coz the auzzies are better two

[hjjhhjjhhjjhhjjh]

to chicken1133 so waht cunt ad least samoa can kick ur ass in a fight an rugby an waht cunt

[grahto]

the Under 9's from coffs harbour could beat them.

[chicken1133]

lol me and my dad were there and he fell to sleep!!!

[shondirt]

funny thing is a few years back everyone gave a lot of crap to bangladesh for being so crap at cricket in the world cup and then one day the beat the best side in the world australia. give em time the may do the same thing

[eprisband]

nah, THEY won't! haha

[thurlestonbeast1990]

crikey imagine england against them. a 1-0 loss in the 89th minute of course...

[SERPENSALBUS]

my 80year old granny is better than american samoa lol

[suz0ids]

too good for them m8

[arsenalchampions]

im as big as an aussie fan as the next (btw i am aussie) but american samoa do really suck

[chompa3]

american samoa do not duk its just that aussies like me are to good

[AustralianFalcon]

You know, I totally would cheer for the Aussies - like always - but...come on, guys. Those Samoan boys need a shoulder to cry on right now. Or, rather, they needed it four years ago. Whichever.

[lov3pump]

hahaha

[barhaka]

AUSSY AUSSY AUSSY!!!

[JacopeX]

I think the freshmen team would kick there asses

[samvid]

whoa!! lol

[hachibeach151]

I think my high school's soccer team would kill the AmeSoles.

[Nagraath]

Brilliant.

[gurudave]

lolz

[JacopeX]

Thats the saddest excuse of a team ive ever seen