This is what life is all about, careers are the 21-st century inventions, best thing you can do is party till you can and experience different situations.. there's no point in life if you just work and collect money and in the end you still end up with nothing ;)
My parents won 74 million (After taxes) in 2001. They invested 35 million into gold in 2003 at $200 an ounce. Sold it all this year at $1,900 a ounce. That 35 million quickly we turned into 300 some million. Invest smart. Get wealthy.
@GZxModzz If your parents are nice enough to donate me 1/2 a million or even a 1/4 I would be forever grateful and forever int their debt!! I mean they have 360 million dollars man and 1/2 a million wont hurt anyone :)
OH SHIT THOSE IS MY DUDES DAT WORK AT DA LUKOIL ON MORRIS AVE WHATUPPPP NIGGGGGASSSS ILL BE SWINGIN THROUGH THERE TO BUY MY NEWPORTS IN A HOT MINUTE!!!
@killuminatiplz lol your right, I definatly wouldn't want her to see that particular comment! especially since me and the step daughter are currently living off her salary ;-)
and my stepdaughter is a MUCH younger prettier model of my wife, so you can't blame me!
and she's very materialistic so im sure she wouldn't mind giving the old man a good time for some $
5 grand is like spending 50 bucks...they burn fast..food.partycoke,poker,strip and fuck hotel sleep..cab home..you wake up and you still short for the gas bill for the month..way to go.
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Knyghtrida 4 weeks ago
@Knyghtrida just stop
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This is what life is all about, careers are the 21-st century inventions, best thing you can do is party till you can and experience different situations.. there's no point in life if you just work and collect money and in the end you still end up with nothing ;)
YourNextBFND 3 months ago
My parents won 74 million (After taxes) in 2001. They invested 35 million into gold in 2003 at $200 an ounce. Sold it all this year at $1,900 a ounce. That 35 million quickly we turned into 300 some million. Invest smart. Get wealthy.
GZxModzz 3 months ago 2
@GZxModzz If your parents are nice enough to donate me 1/2 a million or even a 1/4 I would be forever grateful and forever int their debt!! I mean they have 360 million dollars man and 1/2 a million wont hurt anyone :)
Im serious too!
kingoftroy05 2 months ago
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TheNoCoincidence 4 months ago
Ross Patterson = genius
jgeorge60 5 months ago
Had Sex. Next day. Free Clinic. LOL
Zinachy 6 months ago
Man What Id Do Just To Have 1 Million That Would Be Amazing I Wish I Had It Everyday! Congrats Though Godbless!
iPuRpLeOuTz 9 months ago
@iPuRpLeOuTz lol what
mzw 7 months ago
LOL
00000000000000o0 10 months ago
charlie sheen still has you both beat.
Magyar126 10 months ago 8
Loosers
lonesomeguitarist 11 months ago
You did all this with 5,000?
O_o Damn
CrazyBoyDD 11 months ago 9
LMAO this is great!
mikey77771 1 year ago
lmfao!
vicfmtha6 1 year ago
OH SHIT THOSE IS MY DUDES DAT WORK AT DA LUKOIL ON MORRIS AVE WHATUPPPP NIGGGGGASSSS ILL BE SWINGIN THROUGH THERE TO BUY MY NEWPORTS IN A HOT MINUTE!!!
ILOVETHICKBITCHES 1 year ago
We bought vases to smash them! Lol
doe42381 1 year ago
Naked twister with a bunch of hookers LOL
motorbreath1983 1 year ago
The kick was good lmao
za1pp 1 year ago
We were white and scared LOLOL!!!
LifewithMike101 1 year ago
funny funny funny I love it more more more
computerguru999 1 year ago
oh come on! buying vases to smash on the sidewalk? lol you won 5k not 5 mill :)
Cooraz1 1 year ago
Fake, because to get prizes over $600, you have to go to the lottery office!
MarioKartFan2132 1 year ago
@MarioKartFan2132 yea, thats why its fake.....
airsofter2247 1 year ago
@MarioKartFan2132 OOoooo wow..and i thought it was an actual doccumentary...your an idiot
RizzoAstronama 1 year ago
@MarioKartFan2132 oh ya ...............we thought it was real,,,,,,,,,,,,,thank you for educating us mr einstein
kingofdandi4 1 year ago
I guess this is funny.. if you're 10.
frekijsimpson 1 year ago
lol............
lolabunny41378 1 year ago
Can you really do all this whit only 5k?
justmymage 1 year ago
HAHAAHAHHAHAAH THIS WAS SO FUNNY
tag1989 1 year ago
Very funny!!
zomzilove 1 year ago
lol...the next day we went to free clinic.
isabellayessi 1 year ago
lol
i wouldve invest that money
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YourRichDay 1 year ago
THIS IS THE TRUTH
TheCleverFella 1 year ago
LOL "They seem amused but they called the cops"
H3LLSMAN 1 year ago
looool
iXeNooN 1 year ago
lol love the ending "...and the next day we went to the free clinic" lol
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Steventk26 1 year ago
i win two mill
earlsutton 1 year ago
yeah and the next day you're all broke again hahaha!
seekersjournal 1 year ago
if i won the lottery, me and my stepdaughter would run away to the bahamas together... would be amazing
bongboy6969 1 year ago
@bongboy6969 LOL hope ur wife doesnt get on the internet often, and yea ur stepdaughter would def run away with u
killuminatiplz 1 year ago
@killuminatiplz lol your right, I definatly wouldn't want her to see that particular comment! especially since me and the step daughter are currently living off her salary ;-)
and my stepdaughter is a MUCH younger prettier model of my wife, so you can't blame me!
and she's very materialistic so im sure she wouldn't mind giving the old man a good time for some $
tis all but a dream until I win unfortunatly
take care
bongboy6969 1 year ago
talented man.......what else ya got
sampsoncash 1 year ago
fuck sake, this is satire you idiots.
TheMarkOfTheBeast1 1 year ago
diggg it
meltbananaa 1 year ago
ya don't deserve the fucking lotto shit heads
XMtnDude 1 year ago
its was good
bobwalter22 1 year ago
Pocahontas, she's hot.
kitno1 1 year ago
stupid people
1000hightower 1 year ago
funny..
MegaHistory101 1 year ago
Well yeah at least they had fun with there day of wealth. :)
1968DodgePolara 1 year ago
5 grand is like spending 50 bucks...they burn fast..food.partycoke,poker,strip and fuck hotel sleep..cab home..you wake up and you still short for the gas bill for the month..way to go.
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nunie1212ilf 1 year ago
You guys are seriously messed up. lol
JMMPR24 1 year ago
Sounds like Kip Pardue's trip to Europe
dun4ukwitmebiach 1 year ago
lol
markchany 1 year ago
5k can't buy much these days
Faygo069 1 year ago
buys a session with your mom Faygo, and she throws in a car worth $4990
vinesboyseventysix 1 year ago
Beautiful! Absolutely Epic!
cesar26443 1 year ago
AWESOME.
NicholasDAZ82 1 year ago
lool that was brilliant
wastemandem 1 year ago
loved every second of it!!! is there more vids from you guys?
pmpn64 1 year ago
Lololol.
LyonRacing 1 year ago
america
Ivannos92 2 years ago
lmfao!
thesuzukigang 2 years ago
lol
racking1112 2 years ago
rofl
za1pp 2 years ago
ov course we had sex......next day we went to the free clinic LMAO!
airmax0011 2 years ago
Brilliant across the board.
MsKlubberlang 2 years ago
lmao
MrsUnavailable22 2 years ago
lol we took the hookers to a shitty motel!
my30inchdick 2 years ago
:D lmfao @ we were white we were scared..
jesman1985 2 years ago
I love how they cashed the ticket right-away. Hilarious!
Benzenering1004 2 years ago
He he he, love it....... clever boys, clever and funny.......... and cute to boot, in a dirty sleezy trashy kinda way!!
OliveOil2u 2 years ago
pretty damn good....
ubermensch81 2 years ago
even though this is fake..still pretty funny
greekmonstervt91 2 years ago
lmfao..
ARTequalsFAME 2 years ago 2
this my dream
classic765 3 years ago
amazing
hovy82 3 years ago 2
Ross Patterson is a genius.
jaydonfrench 3 years ago 3
Genius alert.
tbucketts 3 years ago 2
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"f the police"? I say f this video!
guyNbluejeans 3 years ago
genial
Solarofonico 3 years ago
LOL that was funny
999124999 3 years ago
hahaha
the vases
zacreedy 3 years ago
cool shit.
NikoEntrepreneur 3 years ago 2
it's a fake comedy idiots , Not real ....
AlmightyLewy07 3 years ago
its fake because lottery booths only cash up to $500,
tubofbologna 3 years ago 3
I DON'T GET IT
WTFp0s 3 years ago
99% fights are fixed..100% lotto games are fixed etc.etc.etc.
f150L 3 years ago
funny but i cant believe you dumbasses below thought it was real.
dtrocks6 3 years ago
dis iz fake guy comon seriously look
abdul456 3 years ago
This is unbelievable. I can't believe you guys got away with this shit!!!
dartimice 3 years ago
its fake u dumb shit
RAID3R5362 3 years ago
funny as hell
hfp2000civic 3 years ago
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you damn fool if you guys no anything about the lottery u cant get 5k at a fuckin corner store!
ginohaskins 3 years ago
Never again doubt the power of 114 eggrolls.
(and a great script).
lifeinpictures 3 years ago 3
great job, funny as hell. next stop fro u, hollywood
t78a 3 years ago 3
Wow!!!
hervehalf 4 years ago 3
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Vekkulsson 4 years ago
I only watched this because of their Barnes Brothers show, but this could be the best 2:38 seconds on the internet!! Insane!!
dontsweatthetechnik 4 years ago 7
who was caming you guys?
tofuOMEGA 4 years ago
Ross, you seriously have the best shit ever!!!
biznessnpleasure 4 years ago 20
I love this.
partyballs 4 years ago 16
Nice take of "Smack that Bitch Up". cool video.
JayZoop 4 years ago