A Marine and a Cab Driver.

[cubanbas3ball100]

hahahahah hilarious

[62CHRIS99]

thats funny as fuck!!!!! semper fi

[ThisIs84]

BUAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! LMFAO ROTFL !!!!!!

[dptexyehaa]

I like the part where he says they want to PLAY!!!!

[subwayis666]

"oh your going to baghdad? theres a shit ton of them" XD

[GuruVote]

Most Marines don't get to see combat at all.

It's not what the movies/news make it out to be.

So these Marines are probably fucking bored LOL.

[severedpulse]

@GuruVote Oh really? marines see no action? they don't? LOL! actually the movies don't even do the marines justice, it's nothing to brag about, it ain't fun being in danger but these guys make the best of it otherwise time won't pass by quick.

[GuruVote]

@severedpulse

Good fucking lord.

I was exaggerating when I said that.

OBVIOUSLY Marines see action, but even if you are deployed, honestly, a lot of fucking marines DON'T SEE ANY ACTION IN TERMS OF COMBAT.

Mortars? YES, MAYBE.

[GuruVote]

@severedpulse

Besides, I wasn't being negative in any way.

I WAS SIMPLY SAYING THAT THEY ARE PROBABLY BORED, AND ARE FUCKING AROUND.

Lol.

[NeighborBrothers]

Ok buckle up, don't run with scissors, and drink milk. Oh yea, one hour. Any direction... Ok your good to go.

FREAKIN AWESOME.

[NeighborBrothers]

YOU GOTTA LOVE THE ANERICAN ARMY WOO!

[MrSertrali]

Such a douche baggery move. I support the soldiers but not the war. " Yea, we are bored, I need to kill something"

[Wastedkenobi]

@MrSertrali Guy.... STFU you have no idea what its like and you cant even begin to understand either, what you should do is just enjoy this video and have a hot cup of shut the Fu$* up. What did you do for your country today other than whine about a youtube video?

Dumbass...

[billybob771000]

Is this the Marine 5 regiment ?

[SaiVihtooMyint]

hahah that's awesome!

[birdieoneputt]

I love the Marines, and all soldiers for that matter. Just say your prayers tonight and thank God that they are on our side. Thanks men and women!

[OrcishTroll]

@desertdude1234 "Near" is not "pointing at". Like I said, if he were to shoot at that angle, it wouldn't hit the cab driver.

Like I said, get off the drugs and watch the video clearly. The gun goes AROUND him, never pointing directly at his face or coming into a position where it would be physically possible to shoot and hit him.

[OrcishTroll]

@desertdude1234 And, just because I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, I've gone to 0:32 and paused. The gun is not pointing AT him nor NEAR him; it's pointing in such a direction where if he were to shoot it at that angle, none of the pellets would so much as graze the car.

[616MGT]

This is great. An American soldier picking on a civilian of the land that they're occupying. Talk about self fulfilling prophesies. Why do these people hate Americans?

[OrcishTroll]

@616MGT How the hell is he picking on a civilian? He's talking to a person who doesn't understand a word he's saying. He's not pointing his gun at him, he's not slapping him around, he's not making fun of him...you and I must have very different perceptions of the phrase "picking on" if you think this is "picking on" a civilian.

[agsrule12]

@616MGT That hodge doesn't understand a thing the marine is saying. Stand behind our troops or go stand in front of them. Fuck you.

[NoFaceNowThatsAce]

God bless our troops haha I love this! I completely understand as work gets boring and you need to do something to pass the time away.

[nissanlover]

@desertdude1234 easy fella geez

[TheCodysbeast]

Army isn't anything compared to The Marines but who cares they are protecting us.

[forgedlxpower]

haha great vid

[bashar1662]

The driver did not understand a single word, "said the soldier, for I do not know

[Warismyfuture]

@desertdude1234 Not once through this entire video did this bad ass shotgun go anywhere near his face numnuts. And "IF it did" which it dident i really wouldent care.

[SABER624]

@desertdude1234 wow u must not have a sense of humor, u fucking democrat

[THISWORLDful]

haha tell them to quit being pussies and cowards and come shoot at us hahahaOORAH

[USArmyRedneck]

"Wear your seat belt, don't run with scissors, and drink milk. Have a nice day." hahaha awesome

[SUGARNATIVE]

lol if i was that cab driver i woulda got out and just hug him:)

[epiphanyinsight]

I don't think that cabby knew half of the shit that marine was saying lol

God bless the USA Semper Fi!!

[epiphanyinsight]

I don't think knew half the shit that marine was saying lol

[Jimmy2kills]

@dermeg27 and you would be killed......

[dermeg27]

@Jimmy2kills Possibly. I think I'm missing your point.

[devilspaze09]

Lol, us just gotta love the Marines

[Darkanimal1231]

drink milk lol

[dermeg27]

Hey military men! The president isn't George Washington! And the war isn't revolutionary! And if it was, i'd be a revolutionary soldier and you'd be a red coat! Your modern day kingsmen! Pawns! It's time to evolve.

[nubbie1944]

@dermeg27 You say it like we give a shit.

[dermeg27]

@nubbie1944 Ah! Frankness! Nice to hear. I really respect nothing else.

[RayWilliamJohansen]

marines are the best

[drzbestboy]

"wear your seat belt, dont run with scissors, and drink milk" LMFAOOOOOOO this dude won that day

[keslakemcr]

this video is so retarded and so ignorant but so, so damn funny, I just nearly pissed my pants! hahahaha! "you going to bagdad?, yes? there are shitloads there!!"

[thefirstchaosnil]

Why do we invade other countries when there's plenty of dumb mother fuckers in this country? And by the way, nobody says "army strong" you fucking cherry.

[sunnyacres23]

that shotgun is 2000 bucks where i live

apparently, its reliable though.

[SaiVihtooMyint]

I feel like this is what our Coalition Forces do in their spare time or when there's nothing to do. I totally would!

[TheMickeyMoss]

@SaiVihtooMyint it is dude, we get bored

[1120186]

this video deserves more views

[muska656]

lmao the greatest thing i've ever seen wear your seat belt .......! lol

[FaceBook552]

Love the shotgun look B.A

[Exangel15]

Lmao. 'Tell them to quit being pussies and cowards and tell them to come shoot at us' I love this guy.

[ttrainman11]

oh my god ok everyone needs to quit over thinking this shit! its hilarious!! if u were a soldier sitting in a desert ud be doing this too just to have some fun so lay off the fucking marine man he is saving ur ass. u should be happy they are over there. damn be appreciative. damn. o and thank you to all the soldiers and everyone in the war we all owe y'all. come home safe.

[RAYSONIC511]

@ttrainman11 THANK YOU IVE BEEN TELLING EVERYBODY THAT!

[unsloppyjoe]

@ttrainman11 a Marine sitting in a desert*

[cheturt]

good stuff

[volcomdude56]

you guy can come on either side i dont care

[SimonSheen]

people are gonna start getting mixed up with cod and the real world!

[SNYDZ31]

LMAO...

[FootbalFutbolS0ccer]

its kinda funny if u speak arabic and english cuz the iraqi guy had no idea what was going on!!!

[Amuatur16]

@FootbalFutbolS0ccer what was the arabic dude saying ?

[FootbalFutbolS0ccer]

@Amuatur16 he was jus like " iwant to go that way... can i go that way? and so on"

he had no clue that the soilder was jus being sarcastic...

its funny =)

[ForceMajeure360]

lol

[BillDFC]

Why are we invading other countries????

[jamialonnes]

the driver say i dont understand nothing

[RussianCommie666]

wear ur seatbelt, dont run with scissors, and drink milk.

[trina618]

Oo-fucking-rah. =]

[mccoisty]

dont run with scissors lol

[KungFuKid1015]

Its shit like this that gives our soldiers a bad name.....this is BS...."Oh we just wanna shoot something, we just wanna play".....this is wrong man.

[bsbllscool]

@KungFuKid1015 dont get ur panties in a bunch. theyre out ther in the middle of the desert serving our country. theyve gotta be able to have some fun once in a while

[KungFuKid1015]

@KungFuKid1015 No, you're wrong, I mean who WANTS to fight, WHO wants to kill, Who WANTS to be in that war. I love and respect our soldiers, but when I see them act childish and cruel and treat this whole thing like a fucking joke, I get sick to my stomache. And ppl on here just laugh their asses off, ITS NOT FUNNY ASSHOLES!

[Deej1188]

@KungFuKid1015 This is obviously a joke. Hes talking to a guy who doesn't understand what he is saying. You may not WANT to fight or kill, but the jobs of infantry soldiers and Marines are to fight the insurgency and keep peace in the area. Its frustrating when you fight no enemy and then you drive away only to get your leg blown off and lose friends.

I find it humorous that he told the cab driver to tell the Mujahideen to come out an play.

[brasalies]

@KungFuKid1015 On the contrary its quite amusing. While you go to the lake or the movies or theme parks what do we get to do? sit in a smelly ass tent and play cards? clean our rifle? sleep? shit we gotta have somethin to do. you have your entertainment and we have ours. And i highly doubt you are a saint to come and tell us we are wrong

Army Strong

HOOAH!

[ShotgunHero08]

AMERICA!

[pontiaclives]

LOL !!!!

[concerninged]

What is that the Irridusa's on Bug?

[BoomMelonshot]

sierra duce

[silenceisaweapon101]

lmao! I still think the Marines are the shit. lol this guy made me laugh. Keep it up devil dawgs.

[mikey9826]

Is that the same route bug?? south baghdad? 2006 that was a bad place

[1Shot1Kill345]

Hahaha, hilarious "Wear your seatbelt, don't run with scissors, and drink milk"

And you guys are idiots. Marines is Oorah, Navy is hooyah, army is hooah, and I have no damned clue what the air force says.

[david8287878787878]

@1Shot1Kill345 the air force if they crash is simply arghhhh

[MajorMikeDavid]

@1Shot1Kill345 This is the way it goes:

Army: Hooah!

Marine Corps: Oorah!

Air Force: Hoorah!

Navy: Hooyah!

[rrozalez05]

ok it is hoorah but we say oorah the h is silent im a marine stfu

[skatejust4fun1]

hahaa this is sooo funnnyy and if ppl really did come an start shootin hahaahah

[MurdaMichaelBeats]

woah a US marine being a dick! never seen that b4!

[SWAT201919]

ass

[Hanisa666]

the marines with the navy! be save guys!

[nikkaalley]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[nicklehood]

Haha, badass.

[BDoggUSMC]

GD Funny as hell!  Get some, Marines! Oorah!

[BoyishlyCuteBritYank]

you're both wrong. it's Ooh-Rah

[SWAT201919]

*oorah

[SWAT201919]

hahah no you're wrong, Marines=oorah, navy-hooyah, army=hooah. u never worked with the USMC and was never in the army, ur just a little kid, go to ur mommy and stfu

[SWAT201919]

ive always been known for my temper >:)

[ChiefsFan58]

I was IN the Army, dumbass

[ChiefsFan58]

and if your jarhead dumbass would've read the rest of the comments, you would've known I made a mistake and acknowledged it..

[concerninged]

Like Pauly Shore?

[DannyJ77]

that marine is awesome.

[mskrt89]

lmao, how cute was tht. *wink*

[aykyd]

I love it when he says mujaheddin and shows his shotgun xD

[EdHardyKid15]

Cause the army is a bigger organzation but your right the marines do all the dirty wek they should get high tech shit,But im in the natl guard i got a m4 carbine and a 9mm. thats not hightech

[ChiefsFan58]

I have a hard time believing you are in the guard. Prove it. Because most soldiers are not issued an M9. Plus your name says you're 15...

[calila96]

@ChiefsFan58 actually they do if they r mps cus my cousins friend went to the dr and she had 1 but that might just b the mps

[calila96]

@EdHardyKid15 i thought national guard got old m16a2s? but idk though

[NolanMGI]

@calila96 ha the whole military still has A2s.....but thats one way you can tell if a unit gets deployed or not they'll MORE than likely have m4s.

[bewarethewolf]

HAHA. He's so charming! <3

[Onehitter74]

Ima Marine first off ...army, i have a few friends there but still fuck the army n all their bullshit, i say that cuz they get all the high tech shit and the right tools for the job n shit, we have to make due with the shit we get

[papaburrrrr]

then join the fucking army

[MArtymarr83]

"within the hour cuz we gotta sleep, eat chow and sh*t like that" lol semper fi

[aznboi831]

LOL Wear Your Seatbelt Dont Run With Scissors And Drink Milk HAHAHAHHA Dam I pissed In my pants!

[20835]

i saw a thing on CNN, the tv reporter asked the US Marine Sniper : "WHATDO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU SHOOT A TERRORIST ? " and the guy just answered : " RECOIL " !!!!!!!! i nearly pissed my pant's when i heard that !!!!

[jrharr8234]

ROTFLMFAO!!

[NolanMGI]

@20835 lmao I wish I coulda seen that!

[Devildog1591]

@20835 hahahah thats great sounds just like a marine ohhh rahh!!! semper fi

[brasalies]

@20835 Leave it to a marine to answer with somethin like that.

[kidi1232]

@20835 LOL, it's just like someone asked an israeli air force general "how does it feel to to throw a bomb on a house?"

and he said "a slight bump on the tip of the wing".

[09stoopidmonkey]

@20835 yep

[rh384]

Only a marine

[Roqydoll]

lmao...dam I love Marines

[Smasher1114]

lmao the ending was hilarious

[ArcolaBridge]

indeed

[RichardDdog]

lmfao great!

[pedrothemarine]

for the record, the pattern on cammo was Marines first, then army jacked it and turned it blue-ish.

[PFCMarine13]

"Don't run with scissors and drink your milk" lol classic

[coolbeansme]

lmfao

[mattgoodnuts]

how has this video not has more hits, that shit's hilarious

[ckraider2]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[KILL1SAVE1000]

wear your seat belt, don't run with scissors, haha

[dirtyjew911]

lol

this looks like it would be the best part of the army

fucking with people

[Onehitter74]

fuck the army

[CovertPheonix]

what's wrong with the army

[piyaoyas]

If you really want to... but you'll be on your back for quite a while, there's over a million of them!

[BigBootyHoles]

This marine strikes me as a prick

[excelx213]

this means they don't give a fuck lol

U.S ARMY! THIS IS WHAT WE ARE MADE OF. PERIOD!

[carnage2009]

Why are you writing "U.S. ARMY!" when that is a Marine?

Army DOES NOT EQUAL Marines

It is clear that he is a Marine from his uniform. It is not the same as ours (ours = U.S. Army). Just about the same pattern, different color.

[reckokicker]

US ARMY is the worst of the military. another bottom 10% of high school graduates. Marines push themselves further than they ever thought they could. They strive for perfection. Marine Corps > army

[NFCButtrubb3d]

I beg to differ. There are good people in both branches. Im real sick and tired of the rivarly. We both serve and love our country. Cant that be good enough? it always has to be who is better. And i dont know which soldiers you are talking about but this one right here has a full ride through the army and is working on getting a degree. Im in the Army ROTC and the cadets at my school are some of the smartest students in my school.

[maynecuffs]

I love it.

[quintanajosiah]

hahahahaha lol

[smallsgt500]

hahaha

"wear your seatbelt, dont run with scissors, and drink milk"

hahaha

[kylepoirier]

lol dont fuck wit marines, that was funny

[Mekormek]

Lol, everytime I watch this that clicking noise drives me nuts. what in the hell is it?

i've heard the same thing in other vids. just really odd.

[NJSuperman06]

that shotgun was fucking cool

[BigBootyHoles]

haha idiot

[atrain2031]

oh man that shit was great just like the good ol days

[locust0258]

dude they gives marines shotguns! fuck thats cool

[locust0258]

hahaha that was pretty funny

good vid man

[slimddozen]

Shoot at anything huh? Someones psycho. Considering we invaded them?

[upperkkut]

God forbid US troops should actually speak the language of the country they're occupying.

[MadparkWorld]

lol

[Dogmeat7]

num nuts there playing around lol.

[mktexan]

precisely. The question that came into my head was, so what gives you any leverage to talk to a veteran about what they should and should not do when you have never given anything yourself to your country?? this is precisely why no one can ever udnerstand these things unless they have been there. I have also learned i may as well never say much of anything, because people wil never get it.

[bwlarrimore]

so this "guy"...upperkkut thinks that they can spread their opinion about the military. mmmhhmm just because you sit at home ALL day and play world of warcraft and you might be a lil fucking good at it doesn't give u the right to judge what we do overseas. stick to what u do don't talk shit bout the things we may or may not do. o and who the fuck is MadparkWorld?!?!? abusing what power, playing a harmless joke goto hell jerkoff

[upperkkut]

I've never played world of warcraft. Learn what a democracy is supposed to be. You put stuff up on here, damn right people are going to say what they think. If you don't want anyone to say anything, keep it a secret. Don't publish it on the net so the whole world can see what dickheads some US troops are.

[JDZaD1K]

i thought it was fukn funny

especially when hes like dont run with scissors and drink milk

[mktexan]

please make informed comments, i guarantee you they don't want to blow us up because we fuck with them at a hasty CP, in fact, these people are practically catered to by us troops, i would know. Of course, you have never been here though have you upperkkut?

[upperkkut]

No, I havne't, but my taxes pay for it and it's allegedly beign done in my name, so don't play that one. Yeah, I'll just bet the US military is bending over backwards for the "hajis" (BTW is there some kind of contest to find the stupidest possible epithet for the people who's country we've invaded?) and so this poor abused American kid is just getting back some of his own.

Just like those lovable crazies at Abu Ghraib.

[saplayer]

ok u pay ur taxes so do u want to go out there and do the job with us? i mean if ur against us why dont u stand in front of us. so have a nice cup of shut the fuck up and sit down and let us do our job u whining bitching pussy - SSGT. Lannan 4th Infantry dividson

[upperkkut]

It doesn't work that way, meathead. This isn't a military dictatorship (yet) and citizens should not STFU when war crimes are being comitted in their name. That's what happened in Germany and other places. The "job" is a criminal enterprise based on lies. BTW, under the Geneva Conventions (yeah, they suck, don't they, probably written by "pussies"), soldiers have not only the right but the obligation to refuse criminal orders. Hope you don't end up like thousands of others in Landstuhl.

[sargesss]

join the army, go visit place like that come back, expres yourself, if you dont then stfu because you juste doesnt know shit, and word are dangerous, even more when they came from stupid people that doesnt know shit of what they are talking but hey they pay taxes yeah you pay taxe because you are on a land that belong to the governement, it is not yours, you rent it so you pay taxes but they make you think its yours but if they wanted you would get the fuck out of there...

[upperkkut]

Funny, they told me that the land AND government belonged to the people. Guess that was just another fairy tale.

[sargesss]

of course it aint... stop paying taxes open up your own country on what is suppose to be your land and see how much it belong to you...