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  • Achmed: Knock Knock!

    Chuck Norris: Who's there?

    Achmed: Errr...Nobody.

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  • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Chuck Testa.

  • why the tops comments are the same thing. fuck that i like boobs and thats is more original.

  • Lol

  • the awkward moment when both top comments are the same... also when both of them are quotes from the clip we just watched! now silence, or i KILL U!

  • why are the top comments the same thing

  • Knock knock...

    Who's there

    Me, I quote the video hoping somebody will thumb me up instead of coming up with something more clever.

    Come on! Use your brains people...

  • @coolchillrock Cool attempt at getting thumbs up, bro.

  • @NOMNOMCarpet nope...

  • @coolchillrock Chuck Testa?

  • Knock, knock.

  • @GalladeXtreme Who's there?

  • @cadegrey Me. I kill u.

  • lol 

  • why are the top comments the same thing?

  • me i kill chu XD

  • Best joke ever !!

  • Why are both top comments the same?:D

  • it's " I keel you" xD

  • Hey people COMPLAINING about people saying the EXACT same thing in the video...WHY are you reading the comments if it bugs you so much? Is there some internet law I'm unaware of that requires you to read them?

    Its kind of hard to quote something different you like from the video when its only 5 SECONDS LONG!

  • @ShadowBlade4d4 U mad bro?

  • @starcb26 Oh I mad bro D:<

  • "ahahaha i can do this crap too"

  • funny LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL

  • KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE ME I **** U

    Jeff Dunham: D= WTF

  • best vid evah

  • I like how the top comments are what it says in the BLOODY VIDEO!

  • hey, ppl that cooments: please don't write the same comment a 100 in a row...that makes u look retarded XD

  • : D i love this quote, but, apparently i couldn't hear it since about 1/5 of all the comments have to repeat what i just heard.

  • knock knock

    who's there

    me, i kill you

     LOL random joke

  • SO fucking tired of seeing the EXACT SAME QUOTES FROM THE VIDEO.. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE JUST TYPED EXACTLY WHAT THEY JUST SAID IN THE VIDEO! YES WE ARE ALL DEAF! THANK YOU AGAIN!

  • knock knock

    who's there

    me this is awesome

  • Let's all transcribe the audio from a 5-second video, then make the EXACT SAME COMMENT the highest rated in the entire video! yaaaaay

  • Let's all repeat what is said in the video! :D

  • Achmed is the best

    Knock knock

    Who's there

    Me I kill u

  • so funny

  • I KILL YOU

  • haha love achmed.

    Knock Knock.

    ...Who's... there?

    Me.I kill yoo.

    lulz

  • Knock Knock

    Who's there

    me. I keel you.

  • OMFG this shit sucks. it's one of the least funniest things ever

  • @turbomaximus1966 you gotta watch Achmed - The Dead Terrorist first to understand it :D

  • @1337PW I know it, I watched it. it ain't funny. STUPID ASS LAME SHIT

  • @turbomaximus1966 you need a sense of humor then =/

  • @turbomaximus1966 then why did you watch this? you saw the dunham guy and the little puppet why did you watch it AND say something like that? im sorry i just cant help but say something cuz that was really fail what you did...

  • Lmao.

  • lol i have this on my phone, it cracks me up every time lool

  • Hahaa I love this its sooo funny!

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Me. I Kill You.

    LOOOOOL

  • Knock Kncok !

    Who's there ? LINDSAY LOHAAAAAN

  • knock knock joke is funny

  • knock knock.

    who's there?

    me. I kill you

    Lol awesome joke

  • hey fuck you man i did the joke you probs ruined the joke yourself!

  • @thehardyboyz11 knock knock

    who's there?

    me. i kill you again.

    new knock knock joke off of the controlled choas

  • lol

  • funny achmed is the best

  • poop on my chest

  • best knock knock joke evs

  • l0lz

  • roflmfao

  • Lol guys you dont have to post the joke in every comment xDD BTW classic XDD Achmed Is the best

  • Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    Me. I kill you.

    LOL!

  • @smexis06 hey how about no quoting a video?

  • @gmmll

    Hey, how about it's a free world. js.

  • @smexis06 True, it is a free world, but the number of people trying to get attention and likes by quoting a line from the video is stupid, we all saw it and we all know he said that joke.. no need to say it again.

  • @gmmll we dont need smart ass to pop in with stupid comments in funny vids

  • @mateivic We don't need idiots quoting the video, plus i'm not stupid nor is my comment stupid. At least I can spell douche bag.

  • Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    Me. I kill you.

  • Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    Me. I kill you.

  • LMFAOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Kill Yuh! looool hahahahahahaha

  • lol, this is so funny!

  • lol jeff dunhams the shit

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l

    funny

  • LOVIN IT DO ANOVA!

  • everything

  • you should watch the video "Achmed, the dead terrorist"

  • lol i love achmed :D

  • nice

  • knock knock

    whos there

    me, i kill you

    haha :)

  • why repeat you dick head

  • i watched the video

  • crap

  • lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • hi hi hi so funny

  • sooooooo funny

  • knock knock who's dhere my i kill you

  • LoVE IT

  • knock knock whos there - me I kill yoo lol Achmed is wellllllllllllllll funny

  • Lol!!!I laughing under the table,while watching the vidio about Ahmed))

  • xDD

    i cant stop laughing....;D

  • hahah:)

  • he iz da best!!!

    lol!

  • Haha

    to good i crack up everytime i hear this! =)

  • hahahahhahahaahhahahah

    omg

  • RotfLLFDTSITKSSTSOTFbsabudkkn XDD

  • lol

  • haha ROTFLMAOL~!

  • because u are hoi

  • why do i find this funny...?

  • knock knock

    who is there?

    me i kill u

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