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  • this still makes me laugh after all these years

  • here come yoo gay 5:46

  • fucking stephen king

  • what were the games during the intro??

  • LMFAO @ 6:04-6:06 "Go back to hell where you came from!!". Priceless xD

  • hahahahahah you are fuking stupid........but i like ur video ahhahah

  • haha

  • I miss this game.

  • NEVER forget the Donuts!

  • AHAHAHH I PISSED MY PANTS LAUGHING HAHAHAH

  • I wish I could fuck herr

  • What's with the dounut is theirs a secret

  • @Snake4ever92 Basically, you use a sedative syringe, inject them in the donuts THEN you put them down near the white van. The two FBI's eat it and fall asleep. You then take the clothes and wander freely everywhere in the house. In this game, one of the many ways to achieve silent assasin rank.

  • haha.. i knew there'd be some 'very special' reaction when the clown appears! :)

  • My sides hurt from laughing!!!

  • lmfaoo

  • the silence way to overpass cops didn't change alot hahah

  • This is HILARIOUS!!! =)) POP 'EM IN THA' FUCKING HEAD!!!

  • LOL !!!!!!

  • The bear is awesome! :D

  • lol cubin guy

  • skip this cut scene.. cause its ass!.. XD funny stuff

  • jerry springer lol

  • Classic. XD

  • Hey Ebeeto can u give me the site of the trainer pls?

  • I love this game!

  • This game is very educational. Hope I get it for Christmas! I've eaten all my pancakes and cleaned my room sort of regularly...

  • @mtnscu you are very nice boy,and which game do you want for christmas?!

  • @Marko3236 Hey there! Thank you! If I could choose, and still get that, though Christmas is history now, I think I would like to have Virgin Mary and The Insinuation of God: The Making of the Second Son. I heard it is a lot more explicit than the previous releases, but hope it has parental control so I could skip/clean the sexually-laden content.

  • @mtnscu heheheh yeah,be a good boy and you could get anything you want :)

    And i love pancakes very much,with chocolate and other things :D

  • i just used the venom vaccine and injected the donuts. Then when they get it, theres a cam on the top right part of your screen showing wats happening inside. Then last they all take a donut and eat it and die. (Then put on their close to get inside the building)

  • i like the teddy bear part

  • i like it wen he went fucking crazy after the clown showed him the teddy beat. DIE ALL OF U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • @Ebeeto did u go into machinima after a while

  • i fucking love this guy commentary

  • Rolf

  • I laughed so hard.

  • you are the best

    

  • Hitman has alot of blood on his moneys

  • Lol funny AND helpful!

  • YOU FUCKING ROCK !!!!I FEEL LIKE POPING PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING HEAD!!!!!!!!

  • also note this van over here, it's important for later, also, dont note this clown van, it's ASS!! ahahahahah, lol .!

  • unfortunately doesn't work on Windows 7 :@

  • what is the name of the game at 0:13?

  • @niki4osanasta Doom

  • Trainers are cheats as well

  • @SamFisherCell Well it is.

  • @NotThatAwesomeIlan guess you dont know what irony is? :P

  • fucking hilarious.

  • oh and dude u have to get some flamible liquid then put it on the grill then that wife comes on the grill and she burns

  • i dont have the game but your expos use the poisen needle on the donuts then give it to them instead of shooting them

  • 1000 times to finish this game

  • @TheTurkishman99 Let me guess, 983 of those times was spent on the Requiem level?

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  • you're wrong. Do I need to repeat 983 time?

  • @TheTurkishman99 It was an exaggeration toward how hard the Requiem level is. The meaning of the joke is to make the Requiem level seem like it's so hard that you would have to repeat it over and over again.

  • Who told you that it is difficult? I finished the Requiem level is very easy

  • @TheTurkishman99 I found out myself. It was hard for me.

  • wait for Hitman Absolution.

  • hahaha bro ure crack up

    

  • why it dont run on my laptop? i'm needing help

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  • This guy isn't right in the mind

  • pop in the fucking face

  • please ebeeto, please, do some other videos like this...

  • LOL most guys who do jokes during walk-throughs are lame as fuck but this guy is actually pretty fucking funny

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HERE COMES YOGI !!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­a...!

  • Sneak around in a circle for a while before he goes inside the shed... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GODFUCKINGDAMN!!!!!!!

  • Use the syringe with sedative, use it on the donuts, then put it outside the van and take an FBI suit. Then just walk into the house and cap your target.

  • thumbs up if u think the opening song is catchy :D

  • Where do you get the trainer?

  • @ElmoRein go search for a trainer on google called ultimate trainer for hitman

  • @superfiremario641 k thanks

  • u are so funny im gona subscribe :D

  • i want this game for pc, i have all the requirements exept the ram....the minimum is 512,which i have...but the recomended is 1GB...other than that i have everything...graphics card etc..

  • Here comes Yogi!!!!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • also dont note this clown van its aysss

  • xD DONUTS ghahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaha

  • loool

  • what kinda weapon is this ?? why do you never have to reload ??? cool video

  • @MultiSpiderguy he's using a trainer so he has unlimited bullets

  • You can poison the donuts

  • retard

  • So, cheats are lame, but trainers ok ? :?

    And btw, you call yourself Angry Fag?

  • i watched this video couple of years ago . The "pop em in the focking face" gave me a little nostalgic feeling lol.

  • NOT THE BEARS, NOT THE BEARS!

  • I love Hitman but this shit was rly funny.

  • OH LOOK ITS A TEDDY BEAR XD HOW AWESOME !

  • Man, this video is a classic. Best one you ever made.

  • The FBI doesn't run the federal relocation program, the US Marshals do.

  • you got only 4 vids of hitman walktrough pls make an whole hitman

    walktrough of the whole game :/

  • you know why she walks like that right?

    once you go pool boy you never go back...

  • sunglasses lol

  • sunglasses lol

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  • This game is shit....but video is HILLARIOUS !

  • and you need his clothes , so ahhh......JUST POP HIM IN THE FUCKING HEAD.....

    jizzed all over the floar........

  • this is pure gold

  • If you think you should just POP 'EM IN THE HEAD! .. You're WRONG! You should give them the doughnuts, we know all cops like doughnuts.. Then knock on the door, they'll take the doughnuts and the you POP 'EM IN THE FUCKING HEAD :D I lol'd so hard!

  • @DataRiMaxx No if you think you just pop em in the head your rong you poisin there donuts dip shit, think like hitman. i figured that shit

  • she also likes the clown,lol try it

  • just sneek around ina circle till he goes inside the POP THE MOTHER FUCKER IN THE HEAD

    

  • YOU. FUCKING. ROCK!

  • You sound like Keith Apicary.

  • have the simpson's ever contacted you to voice Moe Sizzlack?

  • funny as hell

    

  • hahahaha teddy bear part cracked me up

  • LOLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • You forgot the dohnuts :/

  • I still wonder how the fuck did the FBI agend survived when you told us how NOT to get in the van...

  • L2P NIB!

  • are you copying angry video game nerd?

  • This is not how I did the mission. But this is a WAYYYYYYY more fun way to do it. This is hilarious!! Keep it up!! XD

  • utimately my bro....u got scard by a clown....no wait a min....A FUCKING BEAR !!!!!!! XD

  • WOW aint you just shit at this game. Fuck i can complete this mission without any guns you just want to run around shooting everybody. You are a hitman not a fucking mental mass murderer oh and your video is shit.

  • @themaster8902

    Way to miss the point of the entire video.

    Get a sense of humour!

  • @xXNickPXx I got a sense of humour thanks. And what was the point of this video then?

  • u fuccin roxx murr dan angry nintendo nerd lol

    :D

    I also pressed the „Like Button“ (which some months ago was a Rate of five or something).

  • HAAAA HAHAHAHA,I can't breathe

  • Angry Video Game Fag? Original name...

  • NO FUCKING BEARS :)

  • wtf? shit

  • SKY FUCKING HIGHHH!!!

  • no more bears?no more PAIN?!

  • u fuccin roxx murr dan angry nintendo nerd lol

  • 5:58 kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • i laughed so hard i got a headache!!

    "SHE WALKS LIKE A FUCKIN' CRIPPLE!!" xD

  • POP 'EM IN THE FUCKING HEAD!

  • hahahahahaha

  • you a bitch nigga

  • haha u made me fucking laugh. hilarious!

  • "What is he doing, h- UGH- A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR!"

    ;D

  • whats the hitman game named with the priest who gets nulled`?

  • @DarkSumio Hitman 2: SIlent Assassin

  • el primero q mostro se llama el canto del angel

  • this is funny lol, you know you can complete every level without firing a shot?

  • it's ass

  • Lol. Im watching this in 2011.

  • Miren este video : UNH Trailer Muy bueno

  • Estupendo Juego ;)

  • roofl

  • if u go up stairs on this mission a fbi agent will go to a room and smell somthing in the girls room

  • Wait...Why did you get the garbage dude outfit?

  • @ShadowLegend300 Because that is the 'only' suit FBI Agents don't think some Hardcore Bald Assassin would were. Think Again

  • @ShadowLegend300 so u don't look like hitman

  • @ShadowLegend300 There's a question on the air. LMAO

  • he sounds like michael from roosterteeth

  • I remember playing this game in the old days, this was easily the most fun mission

  • Psyho! Kids dont listen to him.

  • icky hitman with a barcode in the neck

  • it's ASS !! hahahahah

  • Unfuckingbelievable. This game takes up more CPU processing processing power with nothing happening on the screen, than Starcraft 2 does with 2 max supply armies in an intense fight. My 4890 says "fuck this game" and crashes with literally nothing happening in the game randomly. Black screen of death, screen freezing, amd driver stopped responding, sound starts buzzing and freezes mouse. Holy fuck, this game does everything wrong.

  • man this guy should review atleast one game a week

  • i remember seeing this in 2008 :)

  • man your fucking sick AHAHHAAHAHAHA

  • gayass video!

  • who know whats the name of the game at 0:04

  • this is something like GTA

  • Is this the pc version? The graphics look really good for an old game.

  • I have to admit I was a little sceptical at first, as this reminded me of avgn. BUT; This was fukking awesome, great work!

    Subscribed.

  • yur fucking helarious lmao subscribed

  • U stupid dude u make me want this one now i only have 2 because it has more missions

  • u fucking rock i laughed like hell :D

  • lolololololololololololoolol

  • u fucking rock i laughed like hell :D

  • @TheSuperJiggy i dont think hell reall laugh but.......

  • Pop him in the fucking head xD

  • fucking nightmarerh number 2

  • lol isn't she his daughter?

  • how the hell do you get a 10 for violence on this game, he killed damm near everyone on the level!

  • umm that was fuckin awesome :)

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  • @DcNonStop it's impossible to read your comment and not watch it in 2011. Might aswell say "give me thumbs up"

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  • @DcNonStop your point being?

  • HERE COMES YOGI !!!!!

  • 8/10 for violence.

    I swear you killed everyone.

    Everyone.

    Surely that is an 11/10

  • Thats not how to do it. you have to put sedative in the doguhnuts fist then wear a disguise and sneak in.

  • this guy so funny