Samus, your mission is to remain conscious for the next 9 minutes

[8BitXatu]

There's these things called missiles...

[r0bz0rly]

god i can't help but yawn.

[KingDiamondHead]

So it took him ten minutes to kill Gandrayda at 2/3 health

[evrbody]

I didn't know the guy from the Norton Furniture ads was into video games.

[BlowfishShorts]

tbf, this does look like an exciting boss battle.

[TheLinkToTheFuture]

omg thanks to this i couldn't stop yawning and i found myself almost asleep

[GeneticKH]

This video does actually help me sleep, seriously.

[Pichu441]

I love the smell of Let's Play in the morning!

[steakhacher4242]

wow... this actually made me yawn

[88Meters]

Watch this video without falling asleep? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[Maddin1313]

I actually fell asleep for a few seconds, not even joking.

[grottypissedstained]

548 subscribers.

Fuck.

[ShijrakiCostominso]

@grottypissedstained They must've hit the "Subscribe" button on their way to the Youtube menu.

[Mbash93]

@grottypissedstained In the interest of fairness, he's not a bad player. Just a terrible let's player.

[CandiFan1]

After 10 years, Cornshaq finally fell asleep.

[KaraMayonakaSora]

Well, my mind started to drift after the first minute or so, but I caught that bit about sharing the dream together.

Are you just trying to bait people into writing more bad gay fanfiction of you?

[lich109]

@KaraMayonakaSora Wait, what do you mean by "more"?

Maybe I'd be happier not knowing.

[KaraMayonakaSora]

@lich109 Oh, it's just that some person wrote a gay retsupurae fanfic where slowbeef got raped and then Diabetus murdered the guy who did it and then they confessed their love for one another and made out and played Meet N' Fuck Kingdom. (The actual game, I mean. It's not intended as a euphemism in this case.)

It's called The Last Retsupurae. You can Google it.

And yes, you probably would've better off not knowing.

[Nebirias]

@KaraMayonakaSora Well, I think I'm done with the Internet for today.

[AndrewKrr]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[PTp1ranha]

Proper timing for me, watching this right before bed.

[Atlasstock]

I made it to 3:00. this is so fucking boring.

[DemonDarknessLP]

Damn I cant sleep, what could I do? *reads a boring book* hm...nope, not sleepy at all... *watches boring movie* yaaaaa- no, just kidding.... *watches this metroid prime-LP for 2 minutes:

( -.- ) zzZZ

[EdwardChrisvonMuir]

Yawn.

[RayLedgend]

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Urmean15]

This video is actually making me yawn.

[Zknight7126]

How does he have 400+ subscribers, and I have less than 20. I make LPs better than him, even the episodes I think suck are better than this, I may watch this again, it is 12:30 and I should go to sleep.

[samvirus]

Can't...Stop...Yawning...

[HazelCarter287]

There's no god damn way this man's an insomniac. That's even less likely than Rijno being a porn star.

[zzyzx0788]

Does anyone know where the "dead to rights" catchphrase came from?

[Gigaspine7]

@zzyzx0788 Probably their LP of Dead to Rights

[Icerama108]

@zzyzx0788 It's not a hard puzzle.

[zzyzx0788]

@Icerama108 Apparently it is

[deifufu]

When they start having a conversation about other people they've RP'd and ignore the current video they're watching, you know the LPer is really boring.

[CandiFan1]

That was so kaizo.

[lomu42]

....is this commentary hell... No nevermind we are not watching protronman I think this is just purgatory

[PuppyLovew123]

zzzzzz

[DeyoDeyogee]

I, for one, find it adorable that they're sharing a dream together.

[CapnLexCrunch]

@DeyoDeyogee Diabeetus x Slowbeef  =3

[SaltySpagettiStudios]

This is actually just Blade Hunter doing an LP of MP3.

And he sleeps the ENTIRE time between recording and video uploads.

[xplay108]

Its Rico from that Spider-Man LP that Chip and Ironicus RPed.

[trumpeter811]

this actually has been helping me fall asleep

[Goldbloodeddragon]

Suggestions

- - - - - - - - - - -

Super Mario 2 - Cornshaq Baby

retsuplay

47,411 views 

[HGAlchanii]

Don't Snore and LP at the same time.

[RiiidgeRaacer]

Oh fuck me, I just woke up and now I've...got...zzzzzz

[Meloncarty]

"Any.....objections....la..zzz­zzzzz"

[DatWittyName]

"Permission to use Shot of Coffee to stay awake?"

"Permission Denied."

[BullshitsMike]

Also, Metroid had it's prime and was best on Gamecube.

[BullshitsMike]

Chewing gum made this a lot easier

[CandiFan1]

Zzzzzzzzzz

[NeoTStyle]

That video attempts to steal your soul, making you sleepier over time, but it never has the humanity to finish you off, leaving you in an otherworldly state of mind, to be forgotten in the farplanes of time and space.

I'm fucking tired.

[TheToast7]

"Samus, your mission is to remain conscious for the next 9 minutes."

"...OKAY..."

[CandiFan1]

@TheToast7 "Falling into a coma? OKAY."

[CufinFan]

i would have fallen asleep but you guys stopped me from it :O

[chosentonessournotes]

Ok, I don't get this. I just woke up not long ago, drank a whole cup of coffee... I'm wide awake, and yet I'm yawning. I yawn EVERY TIME I watch this RP. What the fuck?!?

[Bloodlyshiva]

@chosentonessournotes Instinct. Others start yawning, you mimic it unconsciously.  There's been minor scientific reports on the phenomenon.

[chosentonessournotes]

@Bloodlyshiva Yeah, but I thought that was if you could physically SEE the person yawn. Not just the sound.

[grendelee]

wow, im actually yawning....

[nitemaricv2]

id share a dream with slowbeef.. and love it

[90sHeroMAXD]

Never trust nap times Sammy.

[LJGmonster]

True story- I'm watching this right before I go to bed. I'm incredibly tired. I think this will be the best nights sleep i've ever had in my life.

[TheCoincidence]

I was actually yawning the whole way through

[L0rdtyl3no1]

I can't stop laughing.

[Xomage999]

watching this video when i should be asl...zzzzz

[zenkaze]

Okay, no fooling, this makes me want to sleep. What the hell happened?

[jwr89]

;)

[90sHeroMAXD]

I think this is the actual effect of Phazon.

The first phase is corruption

Then the Final step is falling asleep

[FlamingBlueGamer]

And suddenly........Drowziness.

[trumpeter811]

if you replaced the audio from this game with the random audio from a billy's video it would make this the best video ever

[trumpeter811]

diabetes sounds like bill clinton when hes tired 

[stydermmb]

@trumpeter811 You ready to find out why they call him 'long dong donkey kong'?

[runeman00]

I could watch this video whenever I feel life is going by too fast.

[popledude]

This is kind of fun... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[popledude]

Ugh... This was almost as bad as that FF one with the red Mage.

[rickhh1]

@popledude - Put these two videos together and you'll have your nighttime soundtrack to cure insomnia.

[PikaMario]

I was feeling really nice and calm, about ready to nod of to a nice Metroid Prime battle music in the background...

Then, "I'MGOINGTOBREAKOUTOFTHEGIMMIC­K" gave me an unwelcome wake-up jolt. Damn you.

[cabalia456]

this was perhaps the longest RP ever.

[RandomGamer5651]

yawn 

[chosentonessournotes]

Jesus, I didn't even CLICK the video link and I started yawning.

[garrahasfunk]

I don't even hear the actual non-RP commentary

[Narrator007]

(wipes drool off the keyboard)

[redakdal]

this is great example of way you shouldn't lets play when ur taking sleeping pills!!

to all you lpers out there if you have generally no commentary DON'T POST IT

seriously I mean this guy could of made a metroid joke or sound retarded, anything, but it sounded as if he was too tired to even say anything

[TheBreadBoxer]

I just realized, this is commentary over commentary over a video game with a lot of emphasis on sleep...

INCEPTION.

[Monkeyboy92037]

@TheBreadBoxer lol

[Ledundeadv66]

@TheBreadBoxer THE DREAM IS COLLAPSIN-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[NeoTStyle]

I just had an energy drink and this made me sleepy.

[Fuzzy192006]

zzzZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz­zzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[runekey]

I was going to go out with some bros tonight, but all of a sudden I feel really tired. I think I might cancel...

[dorgushkar]

retsuprae electrical beastts final sm 64 video

[tommyballe]

It's 8:16 AM and I'm about to fall the fuck asleep.

[Doperwtje81]

I'm bookmarking this for when I can't sleep again.

[mugenlordftw]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzz

[carefreew0rld]

i literally had to re-watch this video because i was watching it at 1 in the morning, and about 4 minutes in the video i passed the fuck out

[StompySan]

Holy hell, someone else remembered Surge! FUCK YEAH!

[chosentonessournotes]

At least the dude used a proper capture card! But yeah... Yawn.

[shadow12924]

i cant stop yawning when i watch this...

[MrHeavyXD]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[VCBee042]

i suddenly have the urge to snort a giant line of meth

[nazi8per]

@VCBee042 And drink a gallon of pot.

[posthumanfetus]

You guys actually made me sleepy.

[ValleyDave]

ZZZZZZ  --__--

[roetemeteor]

At least the quality is good video wise.

[ZineappleVids]

This guy must be Cornshaq's worst enemy.

[LordRobotnik]

@ZineappleVids

Cornshaq Nega?

[ArchangelDrake]

@ZineappleVids What's crazy is that all the Cornshaq comments spawned by your original response has caused "Cornshaq Baby" to be the 1st related video. You're like a hero.

[rickhh1]

@ArchangelDrake Mine is Navgtr's Pokemon. =P

Does that make this LP ajar?

[frenchfry113095]

dude, all you're fake yawning made me actually yawn 3 times =_= this only furthers my evidence that yawning is contagious

[Ariamaki]

This week on Retsupurae, Slowbeef and Diabetus marvel at how slowly time passes when a sleep-deprived jackass plays Metroid.

[ICodeInDreams]

Guys, I figured out why he's so sleepy. Check the top of the screen, he's low on batteries.

Also, does anyone else think it looks like Gandrayda is periodically trying to shake him awake?

[DA1LY6969]

fuuuuckk this made me really sleepy... jerks XD

[DA1LY6969]

fuuuuckk this made me really sleepy... jerks XD

[90sHeroMAXD]

Diabetus and Slowbeef feel into a deep sleep because of this and they won't wake up until 2012.

[nicotjuh]

Well, watching bad video's isn't really fun D:

[TheToast7]

Well, I for one don't care if they stop making RPs, as long as they keep putting content out. Slowbeef and Diabetus are my anti-sleep.

[cloudstrife1256]

@TheToast7 Yeah, I agree, it doesn't matter the manner of content, if there's one thing i've learned about them....it's all fucking hilarious.

[Rocks21]

@TheToast7 Yeah, I'm currently watching Slowbeef's channel since he and Betus are actually uploading their current Dead To Rights Retribution LP there, I guess since Slowbeef's own channel doesn't have the 10 min time limit anymore he is actually now okay with uploading some LPs on Youtube . The LP so far is fuckin' hilarious too.

[TheToast7]

@Rocks21 Thanks for telling me, but I'm already watching it. It is indeed hilarious.

[CapnLexCrunch]

That Rijno callback made my year. Thank you so much, Retsupurae.

[artgirlb]

I actually did almost fall asleep in my chair watching this. Maybe, from now on, I should have something caffeinated with me whenever I watch a Let's Play, just in case.

[drvince0426]

Last RP of 2011!? What the fuck?! It's only the middle of January!

[originosity]

@drvince0426 That was the joke. I'm sure there will be many more RPs before the end of the year, right guys?

... Right?

[EbolaZidane]

@originosity I cling desperately to your optimism.

[SonikFan80]

@drvince0426 Maybe not!

[p3ngu1n48]

this guy must have finished watching the Let's Fall Asleep During Final Fantasy video before doing this

[drunkendan]

I think he is recording from a lirbary

[PickpocketSan]

Wait...Samus is a girl...? I've been in a coma for...over 30 years...so I missed out on...that... Still...that's..........hot.

I'd masturbate to that idea...of...her...being a...girl...but I'm worried...that I might...fall back...into a coma...

[RedSalamander]

The return of Rico?

Looking at the description, I almost thought you were gonna riff on your own Let's Play of Corruption for some reason. Then again, the video you linked is supposedly 26 minutes long or so. I'll watch that part when I get around to it; left off on part 20 or something.

[ljyong21]

How the hell do you make a climactic fight between two hot space chicks with kick-ass energy weapons IN SPACE, boring?!

That's a talent on its own. It's amazing really.

[journeythroughhell]

You're doing more Dead To Rights?

I... I love you, guys.

[xplay108]

i see a video in the Suggestions bar of Quadraxis14 playing Metroid Prime 2. I wonder what emulator he is using. GCN-9X?

[TheToast7]

@xplay108 Camcorder9x

[AmericanAviator]

I'm actually nodding off.

[RedSuperSonicNinja0]

8:17 To be honest I'm not sure if Gandrayda is actually dying or she is falling asleep

[JackOfSpades93]

Just when you think the hints in Metroid and LoZ-bossbattles were way to apparent, this guy comes along.

How do you never use the X-Ray visor during the fight?

[MephilesTheDarker]

Six videos in one week! Nice work, guys! Looking forward to your next upload, whenever that might be!

[ZZDaikun]

It would be interesting if he actually did fall asleep while still recording.

[goomba90]

ZZZ Beam acquired!

[Maindrian]

Oh god, thanks a bunch Slowbeef. I'd forgotten and you just had to bring the memory of Rijno to the surface again.

Now all I can hear is a high pitched whine and I don't think it's tinnitus.

[TheToast7]

@Maindrian Don't worry, my friend. It'll all be OKAYYY.

[LokiDuck]

Wow that video actually put me to sleep.

[Reyson129]

The commentator is just preparing us for the voice acting of Other M.

[squidmod]

I've never played this game, but honestly does it take this long to beat the boss?

[TehMas]

@squidmod Actually, yes. Major bosses throughout the series pretty much all take that long.

[dowap7]

This is the Let's Play equivalent of sleeping pills.

[SpectralColours]

@UrsuDude I imagine Slowbeef was just burnt out after finishing his LP on Metroid Prime Trilogy.

[zzyzx0788]

5:22 Lol yea Slowbeef, you are the last person that should be insulting someone's Metroid Prime skills

[CayDubyaSee]

I think they're less subscriptions and more prescriptions by doctors to insomniacs.

[MeatyMeat123]

Added this video to my favorites. Anytime I ever have trouble sleeping I will just turn this masterpiece on.

[EinDose]

He's on the easiest difficulty.

Look how slow his health bar goes down.

It just sort of makes it even worse, huh?

[LuwiigiMaster]

Until that high pitched voice guy mentioned that this wasn't Dead Rising 2, I legitimately thought this game WAS DR2.

Also, I might be late, but who's who? As far as I know, the high pitched guy has a lisp and the other guy talks from a 1980's radio transistor. Those are the names I use to keep track of them, at least.

[Redrally]

@LuwiigiMaster If I understand what you mean, "high pitched guy" or the one who exclaimed at 2:40 (that only 2:40 had gone) is called slowbeef, the other one being Diabeetus. They're both let's players themselves, although retsupurae (this channel) is used to riff on bad Let's Plays and daft flash games.

[CaptainX24]

At the point where it was only 2:30, I legitimately thought it had already been like 5 minutes.

[throwmeacurve]

Most yawn-contagious retsupurae.

[HeroOfLegend115]

I legitimately got more tired than I already was, in just the first two minutes of this video.

[officialunofficial]

I do not want to imagine Diabetus in pajamas.

[UtushoReiuji]

Shit, I came to watch a retsupurae but I just woke up and saw it was over already.

[LegendarySock]

Shit, this is exciting.

[A2Stallion]

I actually yawned a few times.

[heyguysinternet]

"raped her ass"

this guy does not mess around

what an epic badass..................

[bioblitzer]

i zoned out for awhile.

[Hoggles49]

"I hope he burns alive"

[Rocks21]

Wow, after looking at the links in the Redemption thread, this is quite a breakthrough, Slowbeefs first LP to actually also be linked to youtube, of his own choice.



[Skelengar]

There is no way he played through the game up to this point. There is no way he could have gotten that far being this bad at the game.

[SilverEnchantress]

Why the fuck isn't he using the X-ray vis---ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzz

[PsychoJosh]

im writing retsupurae slash fiction

[officialunofficial]

I yawned.

[cousinted]

"Gandrayda turns into a bed"

Pretty sure there's fetish porn featuring that out there somewhere.

[Zeffiren]

love the tag!

Tuck sammy in, but just for nostalgia you should have tagged it tuck Timmy in

[MitchZer0II]

Oh damn, this is working better then a hhhh

[StyleKrong]

I wish he'd inject some caffiene... IN HIS DICK!