MAN CALLS 911 FOR RIDE TO LIQUOR STORE

[Tojin1984]

GOTTA B A NIGGHA

[MultiJogh]

PROVED YOU WRONG!!!! BOI!!!!

[BstrangerUK]

"auerrrr auerrr auerrrr"... "auerrrr auerrre auerrrr" "... "auerrrr eiiiiiiide"

[koolaid475]

He only drinks to steady himself. In fact, sometimes he gets so steady he can't move.

[airondee]

Scott Hall?

[paki857]

0:36 Bad grammar "The sheriff said THEY'D give you a ride" 

[Andrew1123]

@paki857 She's thinking of the Sheriff's Department in general because she's a 911 dispatcher :)

[COOLstuff700]

well... it's better than driving and then crashing!

[TRIXSTER03]

That's correct......WRONG!

[browneyedgirl428]

That's just too funny:)

[ognimoddd]

that guy was both stoned and drunk out of his mind

[ghosty1233]

Well at least he called for a ride and didn't drive lol

[skylerrb]

I don't think he needs anymore liquor.

[VicodinKing91]

just imagine if more drunk people asked for rides instead of driving themselves OMG! so many less accidents and obviosly hes pretty toasted to call the cops and ask them i say give him a ride we just lost 2 young guys in my town cause some drunk asshole smashed into them they were 20 years old now theyre life is finished and theyre parents have to go without children its fuckin sad

[769hkp]

denied!

[titoforeverbarca]

she just said: wrong!!!!! hahhahhahhaha

[chacho6011]

he should of called the bus company! ha!

[livendapast]

I thought police were supposed to protect AND serve?!?

[LovelyLeahK]

"We can't come give you a ride"

So he tries to drive himself and kills somebody.

Idiots.

[scipio4052]

@LovelyLeahK You do realize that 911 responds to emergencies right? In what world is that an emergency? Cops are not your personal drivers.

[mario1136]

Iiineeeeddarrideeeee...

[BulKyeoda]

they wont take you to the liqour store

but if ur too fucked to drive they will take you home

[Numonkei]

@BulKyeoda ...Bullshit...they will take you to the downtown establishment of your local global area. They will try to make you sign your name, for a breathylizer, and often take blood. This is not for drinking and DRIVING, but for drinking and then napping in your car. This happens often. It is happening right now...

...If you consider home to be PRISON...no, they will make you wait for months to years to return. If your home is the drunk tank in a county facility...ya won!

[rssfeedslive]

PURE GENIUS

[explosionguy23]

@thepiedjester lmfao that was pure WIN!!!!!!!

[MrMiniboyss]

@thepiedjester WHO IS SHOOTING POEPLE IN THE KNEE?

[TheMurphman3]

I have a funny impression of this that I just uploaded today. Check it tout!

[dddrum669]

THIS NIGGA IS SMACKED

[MrFuzzycrackboy]

@thepiedjester lmao these comments are everywhere

[JayNJayShow]

lol @ 0:18.

"Um." (Her reaction to him wanting a ride to the damn liquor store.)

LMFAO! Funniest part of the whole damn video.

This cat was barely coherent, and he wanted more alcohol? Fuck outta here!

I'm not even sure it was JUST alcohol that had him fucked up in the first place.

[neoxk3]

Sounds like Scott Hall.

[JayNJayShow]

@neoxk3 lmao!

[senoritajd]

@neoxk3

It sure does!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

[savedbygrace7777]

@neoxk3 who is Scott Hall?

[IEatPi3141592653589]

WRONG!

[Desertphile]

The last time I got a free ride in a police car, it was going away from a liquor store.....

[lambchopxoxo]

I'm sorry but Ive gotten a ride from the police before.

[enleyetened]

Give the guy a fuckin ride. Maybe they can instigate some shit with him, get an arrest and make more money like they always do.

[thetoolbox112394]

I don't think this guy needs a(nother) ride to the liquor store!

[SpecializedChild462]

He's drunk enough so don't do it!

[bennygiovani]

the drunk guy That's correct dispatcher Wrong lmao

[mandybarr80]

this dude needs some aa support

[soniclovesamygirl]

yeah he was on drugs and i like the way she says "Wrong!"

[comeonewtf]

I can imagine this loser at the liquor store... "I aint got no money... can you just gime that bottle? And carry it to the car please while I sleep on the floor"

[freemoney911]

at least she was being nice about it lol

[OneThousandTearDrops]

haha fail

[MrPathorn]

Last word should be replaced with Lex Luthor's WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

[Dsosa231]

ok i like a good laugh but sense there is so much jokes now played on the police office they are taking time away when they can be helping a reall crime such as rapist, or injuries and they sometimes have to come to your house to make sure everything is ok even if you call and hang up, so unless you want to be caught in a real emergency and have no cop around cause they might think you are joking i suggest people stop this a bit and tone down the pranks on 911 calls

[4Jammer4]

Wrong! *click* lol

[blloodshot]

Hell yeah he was so gone, lol get him a ride to that store so he can sleep and not pick up the phone, he should of asked her on a date she sounded cute

[ChIkIdRaKulllA]

i need a ride!!!

[SuperKojim]

YA The POLICE PROBABLY CAME OUT There, BRUTALIZED him, and charged him with FALSE 911! I know because i was charged with the same thing cost me 2000.00 in daytona beach FLORIDA! THIS 911 officer sounds like all the other 911 operators "WRONG" what a BITC@! Dispatcher need to be mindful, the U.S criminal justice system is broken!

[TheKenTerry]

@SuperKojim

If a man calls shitfaced to 911 asking them to give him a ride for more alcohol, you don't deserve respect.

[smstew1]

At least he didn't drive!

[stenbob11]

Only shitpops call 911 for a ride. Period. If you want a ride, call a friend or a taxi. Not the police.

[richig761]

@stenbob11 Easy to say, when you sit there sober as a bird. This was obviously fucked up out of his mind.

[TheRainbowChihuahua]

hahaha! *likes and faves*

[LesPaul1482]

this sounds like my dad >.< lol

[XxPortugueseShoreXx]

that akward 20 sec moment of silence at the end o.o

[MrEmt19]

This dispatcher handled this very badly

[xbearcanrockx]

what a fucken fat ass tool !!! someone needs to rethink their pastime activies

[mrmrhihi1]

umm... wrong? thats it?...

[Wooboo]

@mrmrhihi1 Actually, no. For some reason, all of these clips cut off what I think is the best part. Immediately after that, the caller drunkenly says.

"This ain't my first rodeo, you know."

Gets sassed more by the 911 operator, before the 911 operator calls another operator to get the police to the motel he is at.

[JennyferJ99]

Idiots like this keep people from calling who REALLY NEED help.

[blueswan1984]

Stupid, a drunk man wanting to go to the liquor store to get more alcohol so he could become even more drunk. It always makes me mad when someone call 911 for nonsense like this, he should at least call someone to pick him up or call a taxi for christ sake, don't know their numbers? dial for operator's assistant.

[snooky396]

Funnny!

[livelife8701]

my future husband ;)

[DJMONKAY]

that's right ....

WRONG! 

[kiimx14]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahaha

[connormcgreevy]

you need a ride? to the liquor store for crying out loud!

[01049407]

hahahahahahaha!

[Vlaew]

Did anyone else imagine Lex Luthor in Superman yelling: WRONG!! ?

[j510t]

@Vlaew im sure no one did but you. i heard only gay people think that. congratulations, your gay.

[Vlaew]

@j510t And you're implying gay is derogatory. congratulation, you're homophobic.

0/10, shitty troll, didn't even make me mad. 

[Robertnuns]

he was drunk, maybe he wanted 411, for info. why did they arrest him , he was doing no harm.

[CottageLife100]

Degenerate fuck!

[sweetestinyection]

I neeeeeed a ....a...a...riiideee to...to...liquor store, BITCH! hahaha LOL

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

WRONG!

[WLWesleyJr]

WRONG!! lol!

[rtrumble]

I tried this before, but it actually worked. The key is to call before you start slurring.

[Cyclops236]

@rtrumble Stop lying this is not allowed to 911 you can be arrested for it.

[xsamvalx]

@rtrumble In all honesty he always slurs when he talks even if hes not drunk... so it wouldn't have worked out for him not matter what.

[atr1982]

@rtrumble or actually call 911 when u r already drunk and walking down the street bare ass.. u will get a ride but to the lockup! lol

[tweek1133]

Right? WRONG!

[Kunohen]

That's correct......Wrong!LMAO!

[qwest4eight]

props to this guy for being responsible trying to find a ride and not driving himself

[bfuhreal]

@qwest4eight  HAAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LilxBabyGirlx83x]

ha this shit is funny but really whom calls 911 for a ride to the liqure store really get real ppl

[mhirtes12]

Sad thing is, this guy would be a moron even if he were sober.

[raydiogurl]

I want my tax money back for this call!!!

[ithakra]

dad?