Furious Thoughts 5

[MrsShataraP]

Dont try to use me to get your number of friends up , Go poke some other bitch cuz ii dont see it ! lmfao ! I swear im dying

[HnHBlkM]

I am never going to be able to watch Malcom In The Middle reruns again!!! Thanks Kid!

[BigJerzWifey]

"you can sit on a hot brick and chew dry rice" LOL I'm so done!!! LOL LOL

[streckle18]

this right here is my swag, i know i cant rap. I sound a mutha fuckin fool, i shoulda stayed my ass in school *malcome in the middle voice* lmao

[haha08976]

@streckle18 it's 'Malcolm'

[TheMsbanga]

I have been going through all your videos and everyone has had me crying!! its like you are in my head lol LOVE YOU BOO keep it up :)

[ImCuteYourUgly]

a hairy child pornstar lmao

[barbieFxCKNfierce]

"you can sit on a hot brick & chew dried rice !" lmfaooo

[DreamSTate06]

"...well i don't know what to tell you sweet girl. go to the build-a-bear factory and build a friend who will continue to feed you bullsh*t because i'm not the one." LOL omg i'm through. good day, sir.

[iHeartCherryCocaine]

i have been watching your videos for like 2 days now , i officially think one of my lungs have collapsed you arer TO funny !

[youusedtognome]

I fucking died when you said Soulja Boy sounded like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle, because that the first thing I thought when I heard that track!

[RipLady]

Kid Fury, you are too funny. Your videos make my day.

[mizblaqueness]

Go to the build-a-bear factory and create a friend that's going to feed you unconditional bullshit cause I'm not the one! *DEATH*

[MzJazzy123100]

LMAO! Too funny

[estyikoro]

a laundry bag full of library books that was sooo accurate !

[TheDramaticEntry]

Kid Fury not Kid Furry

[Addicted2Life23]

Am I the only one who died a slow death St the soulja boy bit??...

[samsaysWOAH]

Lol XD oh kid fury, you make my day! 

[banditgrl]

chew dry rice! ahaha what!? I learn new phrases every time I watch your videos, beetle juice hahah!

[chrislover37]

If people in my personal bubble decide to sneeze, iwill spit on you or lick my hand and rub your face. I nearly DIED! LMAOO

[cobainbride]

Bahahaha @ the malcom in the middle impression :DD

[rockstar3301]

You are My Idol <3

[kendrajayx]

"but you love it, and that's all there is to it"

lol, yes fury, I do love it!

[ijerk0briandvani]

I should. Have stayed. My ass. In school.

[COLLEGESTUDENT343]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Stevie!!!!!!!!!! OMG i DIED wen u did that PERFECT comparison!!! >><< XDDDDDDDD

[flyinsolo2]

I am sorry but I really do find Morgan to posses any sort of attraction, she looks like a man and her voice does not help her with that.

The rest of the girls blew her out the water they were way prettier then her

[flyinsolo2]

i hate people who request me on facebook just because they went to high school with me too, people who either didnt like me or talk to me wtf get a new hobby and stop being a stalker

[tchase504]

lmaooo



[zazenzach]

"and its Kanye so i know its gonna be good"

waite....what?

[barbieleqqs101]

This Videoo Has No Dislikes !! Youu Will Get Yo Money If You Get Your Own Tv Show : )

[LaPotraBellaca]

i wish u lived in LA

[xweenie1]

u are soo.. funny lol and straight up real.. if its not to much to ask.. what is your real name?

[xjimenezxxx]

Dats True Tho. Soulja Boy Aint A Pretty Boy #RealestShitEverSaid

[quinnster1234]

same thing i said that he sound like stevie

[YouCantBeMe93]

asthmatic kid on malcolm in the middle...-dead-

[AnyaMmKay]

"Go to the Build-A-Bear factory and create a friend that's gonna feed you unconditional bullshit because im not the one!" LOL

[julieangel09]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!! 

[shirajai]

@6:20........was anybody else dead, or just me?!

[julieangel09]

@shirajai I cried!!! LMAO!!!!

[urevalastinujuno]

" hairy child pornstar" lmao :) nice one

[salamsabee]

That was my favorite song ! lol! ha ha ha ha ha!

[snuckleberrylocs]

ok i found ur website-n i got 1 thing to say

peres hilton who? u r my rice n peas on a sunday!!!!

[RSDjam17]

XDDD lmfao. beautiful flies! wtf. soulja boy skit had me rolling. facebook, yes. lol. u are too funny. i love u man.

[Letmeb29]

LMAO @ "Pretty Boy Swag"

[farron9588]

you said EVERYTHING that i've chatted with friends and family about! But you said it so comical but honest. && i love you for that! =)

[b4xyfereturns]

" ill run yo asz over and not think twice" LMAO yhu give me life

[JL3GEND2]

more....MOOOOOREEE!!!! love it!!!

[idunkerrr]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at solja boy

[islandsnowgirl]

he's not even a pretty boy is sooo tru lol

[cherrily2]

You really made my night...CTHU! Keep the furious thoughts coming!

[Myimani]

OMG I said the same thing about that Soulja Boy song. yoooooo that's crazy!

[Jessa20201]

hahahah "sit on a Hot brick & chew dry rice" hahahah NICE . I enjoyed watching this =)

[ItSzNicKeeYoO]

Lmfaoooo I was referred by a friend to watch your webisodes and this is the first one I tuned in to and it was hilarious good job.

[7Millionaire7]

I have the same tank top, except I got the white and aqua blue one, lol. H&M!

[decetra]

LMFAOOOOO

[SoSassy234]

...a gay man who is obsessed with grammar and is absolutely hilarious? You're after my heart, my dear.

[TheChicagoRose]

I'm dead on the floor laughing at the Soulja Boy part

LOVE LOVE LOVE

[mamaluv1]

im going to spit on you..lmao!

[anessasexynessa]

i love ur personality !!

[TAVERACHE]

i love you, very witty! in that order...

[babiitatii]

you should do a review on Antoine Dodson hahaha

[iNF4M0USTiT4]

@babiitatii i think he should lol

[crimsonsun73]

I die for this <3

and soo agree with that damn pretty dumb ass song... i know too many people who love this retarded ass song

[GorgeousNix3]

Lmfao #Dead.com

[christy0615]

Thankyouthankyouthankyou. Soulja's "songs" are soooo bad, I always think they are a joke at first. Well, I guess they are.

[clazzofoeight]

AMEN! I'ma big girl and I can't stand when my fellow big girls do that mess with the too short shorts....

[EvaFab3]

I am so damn happy someone is actually saying that soulja boy cant rap cause ive always thought this

[MsTrycie]

I think I died a little @ 'Girl Move!!' LOL!! 

[caligirlpinkston]

you are do true with the old people in the efiin grocery store!! that is soo true!!

[notlikeme58]

dead at you calling kanye 'sis'!

[xLadiLolitax]

'laundry bag full of library books' lmao

[lawsandrules]

wow damn lol i love you

[eyerize37]

lol Your hilarious! Wit your pretty boy swag "asthma" sound! :)

[brimeezy]

I absolutely adore you!

[xMusicSoothesMySoulx]

omg lmfao!

[soulsister75]

I LOVE YOU,TOO!!! :)

[giftedlyricist5049]

OMG The comment about the asthmatic kid from Malcolm in the Middle is EXACTLY what me and my friends said about Soulja Boy lmao

[thugXmosh]

i feel you on that facebook friend request thing. that pisses me off. just cause you sat behind me in 8th grade algebra does not mean we're gonna talk now that we're outta high school. friend request, denied!

[TheBraceface3000]

Just voted for you on the black weblog awards....I didn't even know who those other folks were =D

[ohsotoshhie]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL U TOOOOOOOO FUNNY

[MyleshaNotMiley]

*DEAD* you are HILARIOUS! lmaooooo!

[aaliyaho]

I said the Same Thing About Pretty Boy Swag! hahahaha Malcolm in the MIddle, dead

[maymajesty]

You ALWAYS crack me up. I mean literally every time! I look like a fool sitting on my laptop just cheesing and cracking up. Luv ya!

[liciafbaby]

YOU SOUND LIKE A HILARIOUS TIM GUNN

[BrittanyJackson128]

ur cute and funny!!!! lol

[meomy011]

LMAO hahahaha idk Hip Hop these days my man "Premature ejaculation" haha Why didn't you sign up for MTV'S TJ you would've totally won. You need your own show like seriously.

[j2201987]

"If you wanna spread your germs, bitch I'll spread mine".....Why did Paris Hilton come to mind when you said that...

[static1736]

Please, not a laundry bag filled with library books! LOL! I LOVE YOU!!!

[tgl79]

DEAD @ the shopping cart full of nothing

More tank tops! Werk lol

[missresecup]

yea pretty boy swag is..........anyway, but i would love to hear your thoughts on the video i think is the worst of 2010 which is "onion booty" lol

[DreamGirl2610]

Kid "Furry," I LOVE you and your videos! Everytime I watch it's like you breathe new life into me! lol But Caress Lepore is amazing! I follow her on twitter and visit her fashion blog, and she seems like a great person. And her daughter Zoey is adorable!

[LibraSun210]

*screaming groupie voice* FURY I LOVE YOU! lol

[usherleo]

LMAO @ THE SOULJA BOY SONG

[laurencherie1]

LOOOOOOVE YOU!

[datgurl10]

LOL LOL LOL !

so happy I subscribed 

[urfutured3stiny]

lmfaoooooo

ahahahha

love you.

[Princessana1]

"u can sit on a hot brick and chew dry rice" lmfao i <3 kidfury!!!!!!

[missresecup]

@Princessana1 that part just killedddd me

[srp11LCHS]

i been thinking the same thing the WHOLE damn time about that fuckin soulja boy song! lol glad i am not the only one!

[ladonnanichole]

LMAO @ Kid FURRY

[RiCHGiRL3690]

I love Kid Fury!

[aaaaddddaaa]

HHAHAHAHA

Im going to spit on oyu.

If you want to spread your germs,Bitch I'll spread mine :)

Im gonna use that ,"Unconditional Bullshit"

Why would you go to South Beach?

Sounds like its full of tourists

Thats why we dont go to San Francisco

I LOVE DANCING IN GROCERY STORES.And stealing candy : )

[Brwnbeauty100]

LMAO I hate that soulja boi. I like your remix of your his dumb song.

[JahLiss89]

haha point on with that Soulja Boy voice! and man really do sounds like that dude in malcolm in the middle :D

[DaWorlDisMinez]

I LOVE YOU YOU KEEP IT SO REALMAN SOULJA BOY IS WHACK

[Pharrellsnumber1]

LMFAO!! hilarity as usual.

[MzLexizJTv]

believe in the personal space :) LOL....lick my hand and rub ur face! dried rice? lol

sexy swimsuit models...tourists! lmfao

[DaRTHGTeR]

dude u are tooooo funny!! the eat dry rice thing had me in stitches...im going to miami at the end of august..i sure hope i get to see u in a publix or something haha..u sir own the best channel on youtube!

[datgurliscrazy]

LOL I love you :-) You never fail on making me smile and laugh!

[punchdrunkluuuv]

I never comment on anything but I just have to heartily concur with your comment on fat-ass women! speakin as a big girl myself, it is HELLA ANNOYING to have fatties walking around in get-up that they should not be in...and making the rest of us look bad just cause they don't know how to dress.

......you know what you call that?? NO FRIENDS.

[slicksonly]

lmao @ flickin ur boogers!!!hahaha but thats so trueee! I HATE WHEN PPL DONT COVER THEIR MOUTH! lol nobody needs to catch ur germs!!!!its hella annoying!

but funny vid!!!!

[KORTACATES]

Kid + Fury = The only reason I log on YouTube

[Very Entertaining]

[msbabycakes79]

You have such beautiful skin! I'm a female and I jealous of your creamy skin.

Hilarious video as usual. SB and his simple rap needs to sit down. But what's more upsetting? All these kids and grown folks eating that shit up. SMH.

Keep up the good work!

[ZannieZanana]

"Covering your," *agh mouth "FACE!" LMAOOOOO!

[littleseamstress]

tnx for keepin it real

[orp8428]

I love ya!

[verocknit]

love the fuckery!!!!!!

[xodd1x]

I just adore you!

[aquarianrising216]

3:43-4:05 is truth! I hit the ignore button so fast when that happens. LOL!

[slcrishon]

HE-LARRY-OUS #thatisall

[rene9109]

This was funny especially the soulja boy part. Idek how he got millions of followers on twitter even after they made that trending topic #ifsouljaboysarapper

[SugaNSpice10]

have to agree with you on the Miami thing. I was born and raised in Miami.Yes the beaches, the men and women are gorgeous but like you said most of them moved here or are tourists. Besides that people can't drive, it's hot as hell and the traffic is horrible. Most of the natives don't go to the tourists areas. I've never been to south beach. Also agree with you with big girls wearing inappropriate clothing. not a good look, being a big girl myself. love your videos!

[emphamiz1]

1:40-2:20

I laughed so hard at this. My little cousin asked me to download some songs on to his ipod one of them being prety boy swag, as I was listening to this song the only thing that popped in my mind was WTF! epic facepalm! I just cannot get into the rap out now.

[cashmerekc]

morgan sucks asssss!!! she is pretty but she ugly on the inside! this video is so funny!

[CiciNicole]

Lol omg i said the same thing about that boy from Malcom in the Middle, I was like damn Soulja been watching Nick at Nite too much haha!

[luckyinlife83]

i fucking adore you!!!!!! keep doing what you do!

sn: a special something for us? keep doing you, i repost this issh everytime you publish it!

[eveluvcb]

hairy child porn star! LOL

[LadyNai2010]

You know what? My cousin said the EXACT same thing about Soulja Boy. It's so funny that you said that.

[lonelyladyinblue]

Awww Lawd... Rap is really dead now and Soulja Boy just gave its final eulogy.

I thought it was over with the Stanky Leg, but some how it was resurrected and murdered. RIP

Tragic.

[crissa0512]

"This, right here, is my swag.

I know, I can't rap.

I sound a mutha fuckin fool.

I should have stayed my ass in school."

I died. This is too true.

[MelissaGSTAR]

@crissa0512 That was funny

[Unicorn9]

@crissa0512 I swear when he said it I thought I was gonna die..but when he acted it out..I had my funeral..that was the funniest thing I have seen since Katt williams..He need to make that into a ringtone!!!

[nharewood20]

LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS!! Now I'm far from little, but when I see another woman wearing leggings I want to smack them.

[nharewood20]

@nharewood20 and when I say other women I mean other women my size. Leggings are a accessory.

[JoeJonasloverr123]

Im a huge fan of yours. I love your furious thoughts there the best! Please keep up the good work, & hope you make a new video very soon :)

[LibraPixie007]

ROFL!! My dad said the SAME thing about Soulja Boy, about the kid from Malcolm in the Middle. LMAO!

Love ya! :) I always love watching your vids, your site, and your tweets!

[viciouskiki224]

Totally co-signing with everything buttafli5881 said!!! Bc I've been trying to figure out who Soulja Boy sounded like.... Lmao!!! But I voted for you... Good luck & keep up the great work!!! <3

[Miscreant435]

how the F*ck PEOPLE don't get F.U.R.Y.

people don't read enough anymore,thats the problem

dude i love pretty boy swag..well the music anyway....

[jgilyard]

I agree with Ladymystique - I FUGGIN LOVE YOU SON! WHEWWWW. Pretty Boy FAIL smh

[Niki116]

You are too damn hilarious! I damn near hurt myself laughing at the Pretty Boy Swag part. xD

[jbobbydigital]

DUDE! The clip of you in the grocery store is the greatest! That video of you in the store in my favorite. I'm about to watch it now. You should go back to the store with your camera. Ha Ha...

[Ladymystique80]

kid fury

I love you

that is all

:)

[buttafli5881]

You are so easy to love!! Congrats and I am voting for you. I hope you win. You really do deserve it. Im never bored when Im watching you. Hugs and Kisses.

Oh yea!! I have been trying for like two weeks to remember who in the hell Soulja Boy sounds like in that trash of a song and you hit that shit right on the money. LLS!!!

[brittanysrobbins]

i agree with everything u said lol

[moderngrammar]

Malcom in the Middle LOLOL YES!!!! Voted for you! Love you! Keep on making vids! :)

[Liipz87]

When I see that u have a new video posted I feel like all is right in this crazy world we live in! :) I love ur furious thoughts!

[metraa1]

Just voted for you sweetie. You deserve to win.

[TheBraceface3000]

Yes, my coco warrior is back! =D I love the blog!!!!

[cenamami54]

" Girl , Move ! " " You can sit on a hot brick and eat dry rice . " I gonna use those now .

[jackrabbit1233]

You need to make more videos before we come to yo house and snatch you up! Lol jk but seriously come back more:(

[darealthickness]

I just can't get enough of your videos. You tell it like it is and that's what I love about you.

[dmilles]

Your awesome!!! made me smile today :)

[mishyprizes]

@ 0:48LOL. I hate " volumptuous". It's voluptuous 0_o

[GlenntheGreatTv]

love it!

[ZJtheLegend]

You bring me joy.

[JellYbOoGoO]

lol the only time i said furry was when you had that job and i called in tryna put on a southern accent that just wasn't workin. lol yesssssssss & the fb thing i be lookin at my request's like "bitch,boo,bye! idf know you!!"

[Knowledge151]

Keep them coming! And if your not following him twitter, you need too. Get familiar

[lonelyladyinblue]

I am so proud of you making it you're bidness to correct how peoples talk, because "supposebly" us blacks don't be knowing how (expecially, how to spell).

PSA on the pronunciation of LIBRARY -- I have heard too many people (us) say: lie-berry and it's lie-brer-ee. MAJOR Kudos to you for knowing the difference.

Yes, I am a nerd by birth and ignorance irks me, esp. when I hear it from us.

BTW: Loved the random grocery store dancing!! You make me wanna be a contestant on peopleofwalmart.

[laila046]

OMG I told my friend Soulja boy sounds like the kid in the wheelchair from Malcom in the Middle and no one knew what I was talking about lol. That reference gave me life, tis all.

[Nadiesca]

I LOVE IT!!!!

[LvrGyrrl]

DEAD @ 'laundry bag full of library books'

[SivvySiv]

LMAO @ Sexy delicious people!! I love you!

[SivvySiv]

lmao @ soulja boy

[iminlovewtu09]

LMAOOO *soulja boy

[jeffhyuga91]

great way to start my day!!!!!!

[mikkstaz]

Loved it! Laughed all the way through.....

[CurlyKye]

You make my day! Nuff said! ;-)

[ebony1211]

I LIVE for your videos!!!!

[RemTheMulatto]

I like Kid Furry much better..

[millana100]

Thanks Kid Furry, you gave me a good laugh first thing in the morning!!!

[MissTrickster]

LMFAO @ 6:22 - 6:27 xDDDDDD

You never disappoint in your videos :D