15 Stupid Dances In Under 3 Minutes

[KimberlyGoesRawr99]

the fork in the garbage disposal is the best DD: stfu

[Bufonism]

I see how those are some SILLY dances but if you want to see stupid dance just look at the shit kids do today. Fucking stanky leg and dick slang. I mean wtf is wrong with my generation

[DjLukaKukc]

yeah, you make the moves look even stupider

[TheRyley666]

there only stupid when u do them

[TheKathrynVine]

GOLDBERG!!!

[xXeddie92Xx]

@TheKathrynVine Holy shit i thought the same exact thing...

[iAREanthonyyy]

bahhahaha funny vid man

[thefatguy303]

The shopping cart and fork in the garbage dissposall are epic

[MigaratSpin]

Ce qui est fort c'est que tu garde la même tête d'ab**** tout au long de la vidéo...

Talent ou Stupidité ?

[TheDortmunderJungs]

i swallowed out my strawberry because i laughed so loud.

[WazcallyWabbit]

I was hoping so hard for the shopping cart. You delivered sir. You delivered. xD

[UtkuTheMagnificent]

@OneGoodGene That's what dancing is supposed to be, not anything special.

[willdman123]

Favorited liked this is amazing and hilarious

[RcMXXSn11p3r]

10 is waving and its actually good.

11 is the robot or a form of popping and you are refering to the shit people who do it not the sick people.

12 is lean with it, rock with it, not gangsta lean.

[knite2005]

what the name of the song?



[o0oLuckyStaro0o]

What did I just watch?

[wafflemonster8]

FORK IN GARBAGE DISPOSAL!! XD

[gubgubthestupidalien]

I FINALLY found something to masturbate to!

[BigBossDogMothaTruck]

Spank it fat boy!

[Rakaloe]

i like the part where he danced...

[crazyquad213]

fat ass bitch i like the hat but dude my grandma dance better thean you

you

[kuballer19932]

u just suck at them....thats all

[lilxxcutiie]

your pretty good at doing stupid dancess haha exceot roll the dice you suck at that

[MILFandCOOKIES27]

Wow. Love the fork in the garbage desposal lol

[jimby511]

There's a difference between you sucking at dancing and stupid dances.

[MrCuteeyes786]

very bad.........

[Kennetik24]

420 Likes!!!

[otakuqueen02]

I thought u said u couldn't dance! at least u have rhythm.

[meemeegirl007]

epic :) im surprised the stir the pot wasnt there ahaha ;

[podapanda40]

Thumbs up.....not!!!!!! Go put urself on an island and do ur lil dances by urself where no one can see u

[kyle7holt]

@podapanda40 considering the title is 15 stupid dances, I think he hit it right on the head. p.s. thanks for the trip back to 2001 with your not joke. it was funny then and maybe for about a month after borat came out on video.

[drivenboi09]

sorry to tell you 3-15 are not dances they are the dance moves ive heard of the Macarena and the chicken dance but ive never heard of the liquid dance or the roll the dice dance.

[LadyMiroku]

#15: LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL! LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL! DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! -shot-

[BabyGirlGoddess]

add "The Dougie" and "Stanky Leg" to that list

[nitsua96]

Damn it now I can't do the shopping Cart anymore!

[HONORLOVE33]

There is a difference between dancing and controlled seizures, i advise keppra..... possibly shock therapy. Go to school!

[Ejhekk33]

Heck yea! The swim!!!

[peacegurl1231]

ok then that waz really stupid

[peacegurl1231]

ok then...

[efrainzhot]

fuk yess they r stupid fukk

[Hsm2Sum]

that was sooo funny

[thenerdzilla209]

u little bitch...i loved it =)

[MrDivined]

Nr 15, 'The Fork In The Garbage Disposal' should be more like 'My little sister in the candy shop'

[rupluttaja]

HEY disco fever isnt stupid dance!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jewelrylover111]

Haha. That was funny. :P

[Aliyah16gurl]

hahaha lol classic moves!

[CRIZZIEE]

Roll the Dice...

Shopping Cart...

Q-tip...

Lasso....

Fork....

I'm going to be partying in the club tonight.

[CapitanKurosaki]

these dances arent cool anymore?! :O

OHSHI-

[Dahoodskaters]

one word. ROFL

[PurepOis0n123]

There is a fucking dance called "The shopping cart"?How the fuck did they come up with that?

[mark28105]

this was actually pretty funny. good win. I liked the Q-tip.

[IMADDRETARTED]

OMFG! you crack me up!!! :D keep making vids man there awsome

[VI3T18KIDD]

this dude gets it in the ass...

[IMADDRETARTED]

@VI3T18KIDD  Shut the fuck up these vids are sick quit being a hater fagot.

[VI3T18KIDD]

@IMADDRETARTED ohh ur probably the dude that gives it to him in the ass..

[osmaf11]

are you fucken retarded

[skaitorchik]

the macarea is not stupid

[AwkwardCupcakes]

I DIED at ''Liquid'' :] You're so amazing !

[sanji416]

funniest shit i ever seen

[Alesalad]

hahaha. the fork in the garbage disposal :P

[the10eyedtwolip]

You missed the fishing pole (you need a partner to be the fish though). The robot is always cool, or the robo boogie!

[miss100smiles]

awesome!

i was dancing along:)

[tevin123ful]

hahahahahahaah wtf this video is so fuckin funny .

[roarspasm]

you missed one

fist pumping

thanks

[NoParkingNET]

I like how you do it with the beat lol

[iusedtolikeyou]

hahaha that really are the only dancemoves i know. when i'm at a party, i only dance like that XD

[blissful0ne]

fat boy shake camera.

[BigMomma1959]

You should really not dance

But i still love you

[TeamOfYoutub]

R0FL! xD

[RoyalHustler09]

I enjoyed this video.

[pichie1234]

LMAO! I haven't gotten around to seeing this even thought it's been up for some time now. I had a crappy weekend, and you just made my day, haha <3

[CRYSonline]

your dance face makes me giggle hard. Also, you have some sweet moves .. but you already knew that lol :)

[WhoTheFuckGivesACrap]

lol, fork in the garbage disposal? XD

what was most fun about this was ur exprecion XD

[robledobigant1]

your gangsta lean was quite impressive

[solpkgirl]

ahaiuahiauhasuh LOOOOOOOOLL

i looved xD

[yarii19]

Haha, I was in a HORRIBLE mood just then and this video.. just made me break a smile. It's cute and hilarious! But YO! The fork in the garbage disposal is NOT a stupid dance move, it's my main move. Don't hate! :P

[housemdluver94]

mmm not that good i think... and my friends think it sucks too... and i dont care how many thumbs down this comment gets :)

[4tado]

this guy should be in the station :P

[EMilyPATHY]

I thought you would never dance again; but you kept the dream alive.

Don't ever let yourself tell yourself you can't do something just because you are too awesome for whatever it is you want to do.

Hi Matt, I'm a fan, a irrelevant, socially awkward but one-night-stand attractive fan.

[egsaraname]

I'm guilty of doing the fork in the garbage disposal several times throughout my lifetime.

[DeliriumReal]

I feel I need to do a video response here... LOL we recently talk about those moves... so we might be able to add some to your list!... cool video!

°Sara°

[OniOlmes]

*gasp* =( those were all my pimpin coolio moves yo!

[MeAndMyBadEditing]

Hah! I never heard of the fork in the garbage disposal...but i like it. It seems fun to do even though it's stupid. :P

[deethedinosaurr]

you look really good nowa days. :)

[rappingbagel]

you should do stupid girl dances next!

1-the stripper pole

2-the snap and sway

3-the helicopter hips

4-the hair spin

the list goes on!

[jordanluver612]

yo the gansta lean ain't date bad

[haloboy456]

Very funny. fork in garbage disposal. you can be the decoy for the zombie apocalypse.

[johnnyraycrum]

lets see more of you danceing

[robledobigant1]

lol dude i think u made some of those up and yay the macarena hehe i love that its funny

[mallyRIN]

i think u secretly enjoy dancing for us(:

[garrettzeegreat]

thank you so much for doing the grocery cart.

[emilygreen111]

were you high?? :P

[turbonetttt]

I was just joking with my gf... she wants me to go to a club with her, I tell her I should watch some dancing guides videos on youtube first , cuz im not pretty much of a dancer :D

[Darkdin4ik]

You loose wieght :O

[LikeAUnicorn]

It looks like it!

There was something differant about him,

Couldn't think of what, though.

[Danikaisburning]

wow

[XrandomxHellosX]

lmfao I wander how much people get the Fork in the Garbage Disposal xD.. Btw nice dances and expressions made me laugh (:

[MadameHillary]

That was great. :)

[XxLaFFyTaFF5xX]

lmao i love how you have that same face throughout the video.

[evildrkirby]

He has to do that face to keep from laughing his ass off at the stupid dances he's doing.

[IIXxBlackOutxXII]

did you loose wieght?

[luvbeky]

Yayyyyyy The chicken dance made it ^_^

fucking brilliant [=

You're amazinggg x]

[stofvod]

grat feeling for tythm

[jimmbboe]

I am amused.

Actually lmao!

Thanks!!

[augustdanielle123]

LMAO , dude you're awesome:D

[heffasaurus]

lame.

BAHAA I love you <3

[ImBeaTavernaro]

hahahahahahah

Veeerrryyyy Nice!

[Buttsehcks]

fucking amazing . I lovez you ! :D

[Tvaddictmapje]

OMG! Freaking awesome!! 5/5*!

[BineLover83]

lol that was awesome

[questionvideo]

you looked at your hat too many times :/

[bayBabe1]

Oh crap, laughing so hard right now. lol

[AceNichols33]

YESSSS!! You did my dance choice, which was the macarena!! yaaaaa.. you totally rocked it man. =) haha, awesome vid.

[ohsnapitsalyssa]

Matt.

I.

Love.

You.

<3

[Bls62395]

I think you enjoyed spanking yourself a little too much. In fact, you seemed to enjoy making all these dance moves.

Are you drunk? High?

I knew I shouldn't of given you any.

XD

[MeMaGaNn]

so my friend shows me this and is like if you can watch this without laughing ill give you ten bucks an i was fine intill the q-tip lol

[NMOD2010]

oh Matt, you never fail to make me laugh until I vomit..wait..what?

This was pretty freaking hilarious. ^.^ Nifty outro and lookin' good in that Transformers hat. ;]

[montypython2011]

EPIC.

[hihihihi0000000]

lol that's awesome

not gonna lie you look pretty cute in a hat =]

[ciararoisin5]

ahaha wicked funny loved it

[Krakan20]

you haven't made a video in HOw long, then you do and i get to watch a happy fat guy dancing? absolutely FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!! FAVORITE!!!!! 5 STARS

[princessmononoke18]

Favorited.

[BobbySoFamous]

this video is good now, and would have had 15 million views in 2006.

how's NAW?

[melialovee]

cart shopping. lmfao

[hp1peaceout3hp]

Haha, matt, you're amazing. The fork in the sink one is great.

ps. i'm liking the colour added to your wordrobe

=D

[harriscmh]

Keep on keepin' on my brotha

[KakHatake900]

idk wht crazii idea made me think that youd do soulja boy

[ranger7theseries]

No body does the robot anymore!!! 5 stars for the ROBOT!!!

[Kimioko]

Dang Matt you looking better n better in every video! Keep it up! <3

[cupcake0102]

LOL, let's get married.

[SEANxLONG]

You are the Most Bad Ass Kid to do these Dance Moves Matt! I Love you for this!

[SEANxLONG]

You are the Most Bad Ass Kid to do these Dance Moves Matt! I Love you for this!

[mandyroxurworld]

me too.

[hollydolly06]

Ahahahaha the sprinklers my fave.

[ksthebest]

Dude gain some weight you look so skinny.

[BladeofSalvation]

yeeeehaaa

[TheGiof]

ahahaha great man!

[smithyy1234]

spank it <3

[josh5591]

Genius.

[JustBreath24]

you look great! keep up the good work!

[ilvs34]

lol 5 stars

[gigbits]

at 1 point i think ud put shuffleing or jerking in there cuz those 2 r some of the gayest/stupidest dances

[Shutaisei]

Awesome :D Gotta love number 6 (;!

[TheTurbizzle]

Brilliant dude. I lost it at fork in the garbage disposal

[saralikesdaisies]

damn matt's got sexy moves. the shopping cart really does it for me ;D

[bhew82]

Party on! Looks like you've lost weight! Keep up the good work!!

[SceneQueenAdam]

Haha pretty funny :)

I didn't think there were 15. But after watching i can see there is ;D

[CrizzleG]

Brilliant.

[KyraAndSarah]

You had waay to much fun with this! The funny thing is, I do those with or without music! I'll just stand up in the middle of class, and just start dancing!

[FendRhodes]

I usually start singing "i wasn't sing in class, but then i got high. I was gonna be quiet and sit on my ass, but then i got high. Now i'm making an ass out of myself and i know why, because i got high - because i got high - because i got high, dadadadadada da"

[kyuubified]

What the hell.

That was amazing.

[Rainderrr]

i love that you have the same look on your face for almost every dance.

this is cute. shopping cart was definitely my favorite, next to the gangsta lean.

ILOVEYOUBYE!<3

[LadyMiroku]

Number one; What's the song?

Number two; WHERE THE HELL IS MY CABBAGE PATCH?!

[generalarthu]

fork in the garbage disposal ftw! EPIC!

[th55]

you didnt jerk lol

[smokey36bear]

Great video 5 stars.

[magzznificent]

lmaoo i love this! you're awesome =D

[DrifterVampirique]

It looks more like shrades than dancing =p I didn't even know some of them were considered dancing....

[xfftl8myheartx]

You totally butchered the chicken dance j.s xD Lawl fuckin hilarious though! xD

[CynicalDyke]

Oh my shit. You've lost some serious weight!

These are pretty much the only dances/moves I know. D: But it's okay. I don't dance.

[evildrkirby]

I had to look again and HOLY SHIT HE HAS.

I'm in the same predicament as you, really. This is why I don't dance. That, and I'm an antisocial douche, but whatever.

[SkittlesLover92]

LOL XD you forgot the "Stanky leg" xD roflmao great vid xD

[sosaysrae]

UM HELLO MATTHEW WHERE IS MY RUNNING MAN?

there will need to be a part 2 to this. just so you know. you MUST do the running man.

[JareduPS]

Awesome!

I feel rather retarded now as I saw the outtakes first and thought it was the actual video, Blarg!

[theboredone]

If this doesnt get featured, I'll be so pissed.

[kikishana]

aww. i dance like this all the time :(

[skatmadilly]

AWESOME job

[BuffyMside]

fucking hilarious. <3 much love.

[skateplayguitar]

i love the goofy smile you had the whole time

[itsaguinness]

1:09 perfect shopping sync

[ohheybby]

you're a sexy beast.

[iSmexx]

it wouldve been funnier with a song for each.

but pretty fun too :)

[RouxJade]

you're cute

[Exlaax]

lo?

[MichaelMidnight]

Dude Matt that was awesome! I especially liked the Shopping Cart and the Fork :D

[mikecardenislove]

.... I think I love you(:

You are amazing!

[LaughingOutLoudly123]

@mikecardenislove heardd that!!!

[SaraWillYT]

OH MY GOSH!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNYYY!!!

[kayjen9194]

Lmao the Q-tip and shopping cart. lmfaooo

[TMKAYDOLLFACE]

lmfaooo!

fork in the garbage disposal = favorite.

you're a total beastt matt, hahaha.

[YeseniaDLM]

#15... I luvs it! haha

[fluffypunk101]

i will ask and i will not enjoy.... this was pointless ... but ehhh .... i kept watching..

[greg2081]

The robot is still awesome