Lisa Lampanelli - The Queen of Mean

[69Cortesz]

spic broad

[coqoi]

wow this bitch is not funny she is so fuckin corny. all the white love this bitch though.

[maxbugarin]

Good

[GnosticAtheist]

How many other can do this shit and get away with it? I wonder what it is that makes her so immune.

Nevertheless, she is priceless.

[MascisMan1]

check out her roast of Flavor Flav

[grycki]

i like candles........ they set my farts on fire LOL

[313pookie313]

love, love, love her!

[fallismyfavorites]

Placenta, omg, my people do name their kids some crazy ass names. lol. She is so funny.

[LiLBRUTALsamdizzler]

bennedryl? Tylenol? lmfao

[kaitlynkronwitt]

i met her in NYC she was in the same restaurant as me and was 2 tables away :D

[vunderboy69]

Oprah lick Gayle and get it over with... I love it the best

[SperoGin]

gotta give it up home gurl got more mouth then a n8gg@ got food stamps.................1

[gking407]

if there weren't stereotypes there wouldn't be a lampanelli, she is funny though

[smartiipantze]

"fuckin oprah's gettin fat again"

i love that shit!

[cmcrystalmendez]

i love this chiccccccccc

[ElMa1788]

Hahaha! I love how she always says "Papi coño!"

[Medallion2006]

omg she makes Kathy Griffin look like Mary Poppins. LOL

[loveMichaelWeatherly]

lol i agree she is so bad but so funny!

[ForgottenSoul700]

The funniest, most vulgar comedian.

[axnjxn3]

"every time we go out dancing, it starts to rain" lmao

[sorcerersinger24601]

the video cuts off, but she continues by saying, "his indian name was 'sitting in jail'."

[fourjtimi]

She's the bomb!!!

[Jerrytimi]

she's brilliant!!!

[liamMaru]

Being racist isn't a crime, but in my perfect world being unfunny would be. And in my perfect world, she'd get the death penalty.

[MsArnone]

She is so crazy....she says what most people think but won't say...She tells it like it is.She probably is nothing like this off stage...I'd like to see her live...I wouldn't want good seats...lol

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[brian7088]

HAHA i know!! I wanna go see her live but I wouldnt want good seats either

[MusicOfMyChoice]

Lisa is the best, most relevant white comedian on the scene today - and this video is hilarious, thank you for sharing.

[peachezgotpipes]

um... jewish isnt white... if she were white she could not be saying half the shit she was saying

[MusicOfMyChoice]

She is of Italian descent - and Jews are white - what the fuck are you on?

[rellybois]

Jews aren't really white... depending on where they're from but usually Middle Eastern or Eastern European

[MusicOfMyChoice]

In my neighborhood I have Jews from Germany, Hungary, Russia (which coincidentally is eastern Europe), England, Poland - and they are white. Now if you are talking about Israeli (middle eastern), or Ethiopian Jews, yeah you are right they are of a darker completion.

[rellybois]

She isn't Jewish. But nice try.

[LiLDeAdSIC6]

I dont give a fuck what anyone says,Lisa Lampenelli is one of the best comedians around today...

[h0bbitatheart]

I get annoyed by people who whine "they're doing the same jokes." No shit. All comedians do that, especially if they're going on tour. You really expect them to come out night after night with brand new material? Come on. Be reasonable.

[Hektor7788]

its like musicians, they"ll do the same songs each night . you are not gonna hear all new material every night. some people dont fucking think.

[glenjamindle]

hahahahahaha I'm feminine.....I like candles....to set mt farts on fire

[sorcerersinger24601]

alot of people dont know this (you may or may not) but when she says that, she scratches her vag at the same time.

[negrophiliac]

she reuses the same jokes...but shes still funny

[ChicagoPolice1773]

she does that same act but shes still funny

[SexiSagi88]

She needs new material..shes funny...but youtube shows everything now......so comics need to step up their game, and not be so repetitive

[cuzzintruck]

exactly...youtube has made me realize comics tell the same jokes over and over...its hard to come up with new material. its hard to find a comic with multiple videos on "youtube " not using the same jokes, as a up and coming comic myself, i have learned just how hard this job is.

[QueerSwede]

I love Oprah! and love Lisa, I´m torn into two here hehehe

[witchweb20]

shittty video

[vaultchickxxx]

i called him stedmannnnnnnnnnnnnnn ahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah

[kkelx3]

how come shes the queen of mean, and everyone says kathy griffin is so horrible. huh?

[deric8]

Kathy is horrible because she's not funny.

[dunskie]

She is better at Dice than Dice.

[emarti28]

lover her and the cocoa love!

[3rdStoneFromTheSun]

i love this woman

all are targets and no double standard jokes aka 2 faced phony crap...like BET "comics"

[tek00024]

jesus crist stop the comments if you have something bad to say go on a mcr video this is supposed to be comedy...i dont care what colour you are this woman is as FUNNY AS HELL!!!!! so what shes racist...its her job get o v e r it!

[TheRealDrache]

Ugly, fat, wop, whore. With her big ass Italian nose. She could learn some yoga and fuck herself with her Italian nose.

The reason she fucks niggers is because no white man with standards would touch her stretched out stomach and big man-face.

[josorio88]

fuck off mother fucker, u r just fucking jeaslous, if u dont like it then dont watch it u mother fucking white trash! go and fuck ur mother fucking cripple mother son of a fucking slutty twot disgusting mother fucking whore piece of fucking shit!

[TheRealDrache]

Spelling like a nigger doesn't get your point across any better, josorio88. Fuck off dago piece of shit.

[josorio88]

hey TheRealDrag

i m italian no black, and go and fuck ur self u fucking loser go and keep on watching porn and jacking off u fucking loser!

[TheRealDrache]

I never said you were black, I said you were a nigger. There's a difference. Stupid hairy wop.

[rosie649]

y da fuk do u guyz gotta hate on her

[rosie649]

lmao......u don make any fukkin sence if i aint speaken english than U tell me wat language im speakin u dumb bytch...

[rosie649]

lmfao.......ur a stupid bytch wastin ur fukin time cursin me out so i think ur the fuckin retarded ape bitch!!!.....hahaha....ur too fukkin funny u must hav no life wastin ur time on me ya fukkin WEIRRDO..hahaha =D

[TheRealDrache]

18 year old stupid cunt. Stop typing. I'm sick of seeing this shit in my email. You fucking nerdy illiterate wop.

[AwakenAnimus]

arent you embarassed to be racist, you fag??

[TheRealDrache]

What's the difference between what I do and what Lisa does? She is racist, so am I.

[AwakenAnimus]

shes a comedian its her job to be like that. yea, like you would actually say that shit in public. you'd get ur fucking ass beat

[cuzzintruck]

believe me there are some people who would beat lisa fat white butt if she said some of this stuff to them in public also, but as a black man...she once said we can tell when something is racist and when its just funny. and alot of what she says is not racist b/c u expect it from her, but she couldnt go on DEF COMEDY JAM and do those jokes, her a*& would get beat down.

[pawpaws83]

Thats why she regularly plays on BET comedy specials. Please.. You are the racist. She's a Comedienne. Can't take it, don't listen

[cuzzintruck]

You obviously dont watch BET, I aint never seen her on there, what show???

[SimmonsSupernova]

She's funny, and a COMEDIEN

[AnxIronicxCliche]

I guess she's kinda funny

But her humor is alll about race and getting laid

Racist humor is funny for about 2 seconds

But after that, it's just racism

There's a difference between comedy and shock value

She's definitely good at shock value, but she makes a terrible comedian

I guess you could call that talent

But I think the word cunt describes her much better

[josorio88]

if u dont like it, then why u watch it! if its to heavy for u, go and reazd the bible u fucking bitch, u most be white bitch!

[squidroe]

hands down shes the funniest bitch that I have ever seen!!!! people should`nt hate on talent..

[McRat1968]

LMAO!!!!! ..."Not Slurpee Indian: Casino Indian! ...That's a whole different smell!"

LOLOL!!!

[highyellaredbone]

i love her stand up way more than the other videos she does. Especially on the celebrity roasts on Comedy Central. They save her for last cuz they know she is gonna bring it extremely hard. That's how she rolls. At least she doesn't whine about the shit like Carlos Mencia does.He's the one people need to be bitching at.

[override321]

LoL I'm not even going to look at all the comments to see if anybody was slamming her for being so mean. If we can't laugh at ourself, who are we going to laugh at? Other people...that's considered "racist". So enjoy a good laugh at everybody's expense, even yours. It's just a JOKE. GREAT job!!!

[squishyxD]

how long u benn hittin that shit motha fucka. 20 YEARS! are you married?. you go motha fucka hollaback!

[sugarrxcore]

how long you been hittin that shit mothafuckka. lol!! i love her!

[kurumais]

wow she is fearless

[skeet5150]

i love this chick!!

[homrqt]

WHHHHAAAAATTTT. I've heard so many comedians picking on white people, and you kind of just have to swallow it, then i came across this.... MUAHAHAHAHA

[ihatelawschool]

I agree with you. White people have been made fun of for such a long time. If minorities can dish it, then they certainly should be able to take it.

[tatertot1994]

haha omg rofl

[BlackSwedishGirl]

LOL! Benadryl. Run, andale conyo!!!

[BlackSwedishGirl]

HAHAHAHA!

[FloridaTransplant]

HAAHAH I CANT WAIT TO SEE HER LIVE!!!

[Runeless]

Lisa IS funny. She's able to get away with making jokes like that because they aren't mean-spirited. As a black person, I'm not offended because I don't think she really believes those things she says to be true---most of her jokes are based in stereotypes, which most people should know aren't true for a whole group. She's able to pull it off without being truly offensive, and I love her for it.

[ryadftl]

She does have a way about her. I think its the way she compliments the blacks and the gays and the jews and everyone else she makes fun of. She does it in a round about way. She does have a gift of somehow making it all work.

[SouthParkMaster66]

Lisa Lampanelli is hilarious. She's also really funny on the Comedy Central Roasts.

[valeriejane85]

ive seen her live and this bitch is fucking hilarious

[straightj23]

You guys are calling her racist because she is white. Now, that's not fair. Black, hispanic, and asian people can make jokes about white people, but whites can't make black jokes. She is the only white person with enough guts to tell these types of jokes and to tell it like it is. If you are white, you should appreciate her. If you don't like her, you're pathetic. One more thing: these are jokes!!! They are not meant to be taken seriously. If you can't take a joke, go fuck yourself.

[smoshkiddddd]

and you are taking these retarded-close minded comments way too serious, just ignore them .....,and i'm black.

[straightj23]

I guess you're right.

[squidroe]

lol u tell them homie,,, go fuck yourself!!!...its a joke people... shes awsome... i`m spanish and I love those spik jokes..gona use a few myself...lmao...I`m out and remember to laugh people...its just a fucken joke

[maitlenmavuda]

I love Lisa

[miggyperp]

For all of you who cant take a joke... FUCK Y'ALL

[rjmcleod24]

Tony181818 is a politically correct jerk off! You're a moron! Its comedy! She makes fun of everyone! Get a life!

[samantham04]

she uses alot of the same jokes...watch here 'take it like a man'

[Sask3tje]

I don't think she's a racist, she tells jokes about black people ya but the black people can laugh with those jokes (well, those in that building can). White people also laugh with other white people and I bet black people make jokes about white people too. They're just jokes, so laugh with em and have fun!

She's funny=)

[satansminion666]

didn't she use the bigfoot joke on some hispanic guy as well? oh well, still funny

[xDarkxKnightx]

She's racist to about everyone and thats what people come to these things for

[SHADOWfromHELL11]

and so is ur mom, i know cuz i fucked her last night

[papersmells]

she uses the same jokes with her other shows

[plskssmyasskndly]

freakin hilariuos!

[mdudan]

She is funny, but needs to update her material now and again!!

[nigereyan]

shes funny but keeps repeating the same fucking jokes in every show

[WillleNelson]

Agreed. The first time you hear them they are hilarious, new material.

[m000kie]

yeah, she was born to serve a life loser like you

[chrissizzle25]

almost every comic does

[BucBlasty]

wow...I'm black, and this bitch is funny as HELL. Get all up tight. At least she makes fun of EVERYONE

[pjicleanair]

jewish people own the world you krout piece of aryan dogshit hitler is dead move on...you have just been shit on by a jew

[torridproductions]

Lisa is the queen. If you cant laugh at yourself then go watch the Disney Channel.

[pjicleanair]

yup for everyone she pisses off she gains more publicity lol shes the best

[funnydog2010]

I agree she is hilarious but she says the same thing exactly THE SAME as in Take it Like a Man, except for a few things.

[fz1oa]

To those people that say she is wrong...I guess it is okay for a Black guy to cut down whites but not for a white gal...two standards huh!!!

[NikkiKLuv2335]

I love it...funny as hell..and I agree whoever gets offended is crazy...

[SirZapacna]

I hate this stuff... passing racism off as funny but it's ok because she "just kidding". It's the same retards that say "I'm not racist but (followed by a racist comment)" who laugh at this crap.

[med1116]

shut the fuck up you insecure bastard bitch

[djavatar]

One of the funniest female comics right now!! YOu gotta love her.

[IpLaYgUiTaR46]

WOW! That isn't funny at all. That is terrible. She isn't allowed to say that. Especially the part about "black years". That was awful.

[TrappedInWonderland]

Calm down, seriously. All the races she's picked on, she's dated. She talks about loving dating black guys and stuff... and she's targeting all races in her acts. She's looking to offend people and make them laugh at the same time.

[newmoondrksky]

Effing hilarious! LOVE her!

[silguero18]

i liked the part about her beign like a lady. That was awesome. I just couldnt stop laughing.

[zentaiwithsocks]

not slurpee indian, casino indian!!!

[sxcbeast101]

"Ladies and gentlemen...i just found bigfoot"

"where is my ring? What just happened?"

PMSL

[Danz50]

LMAO! I love this woman. I'd like to shake her hand!! But I can't afford to see her in person, let alone meet her. Maybe I'll write to "Fat Oprah" and get tickets. HAHA

[brucebud]

Irreverent? Yes. But really, really funny!

[2damfly]

omg this shit is beyond funni. who ever gets offended is crazy. this is funny

[erik88]

yeah it is. but its still funny as hell!

[RustInPeace9]

this is almost word for word her "Take it like a Man" show

[rowelle]

Everytime we go out dancing it starts to rain.

LMAO!!!

[DaViTv]

this women is awesome.

[dionysus81085]

she is a great comic, top notch stuff again from her

[stlbooboo3]

OMFG LOL

[lilteddyj15]

I fucking love this chick... we need more people like this in the world. it would be a better place.

[Cepghef]

lmao

[huntingtonm15]

LISA ROCKS!!!!!! Thanks for posting!!!