German Coast Guard

[Erdos2n]

like if memecenter brought you here

[suffocating0silence]

Why is this titled German coast guard?

[AwkwarredTurtle]

Still hilarious

[kaotik1981]

LOLWTF

[gwenifredd]

"I'm not liquid" hahahaha. They don't speak German either! lol the concept is funny-ish thou.

[BritinPoland]

Brilliant. Succinct. Perfect.

[SaGruenwdt]

ich bin nicht fließend?? lool :oD " I am not fluent"... you never would say that in german. :o)

[MIKarlsen]

This is from the Sketch show "Big Train". Pretty funny :D Simon Pegg is hilarious.

[fahlou13]

I don't know why people are bashing the French, these guys are not even French.

[RJFerreiro]

@fahlou13 Because they deserve it?

[fahlou13]

@RJFerreiro How so?

[d4rkf1ght3r]

@fahlou13 look at the signs ^^

[fahlou13]

@d4rkf1ght3r I saw that they were in French but these guys have a german accent.

[butters326]

this is why people love America and hate all the other countries

[BOB1647]

@butters326

sarcasm?

[arvelos76]

@butters326 You wish!

[butters326]

@arvelos76 Umm I wish.? I-was-being-sarcastic

[Arcanecide]

This just proves how not funny the brits are =(

[flixmsncom]

french basterds!!

[HesseJamez]

They are no native German speakers - One can't be "fliessend"

it means "liquid, not fluent" without a verb in context. So he said "I'm not liquid" *lol*

[jasonsylar]

großartig :)

[TwistofFateHardyBoyz]

Lol, I love Simon Pegg.

[buciszig]

Jóóó..

[dragonheart28]

affengeil!!!!!!!!

[Koppnuss82]

super geil

[Th3UnD3TaK3r]

"ja das wär toll" is nearly perfect pronounced in the ending

[Rotschwinge]

right Dilekz :D:D

[hosenOne]

what shows this from????

[SergeiPilipenko]

Why did not they want to help her?

[heavygunner8]

they are english, its simon pegg

[FatalMind5]

Hilarious xD

[ShinobiGarth]

Simon Pegg? LMAO!!!!

[FunkMan53]

They're Dutch. The Dutch speak great English and German, if they want to.

[DrP1po]

APart from the accent, which is kinda cool, the german is perfect. ...

[plastkasse1]

really funny video, but they aren't talking properly german, nice try though!

[Dapker111]

@plastkasse1 what makes you think they arent.

[plastkasse1]

well, I am talking german myself so I know how it really 'should' sound, but as I said, it's a really raelly good try!

[rreekkddaa]

I need every words english it the film , who can writhe it there?

[studentlaw91]

Hahahaha, really, really funny^^ that perfectly british accent too, haha. Great acting!

[verzaubernmatematik]

awesome, but some times this happens in real life:(((

[frstresjolie]

definitely not germans. et and aux are french words. damn funny though....

[garragirl11]

Well, they might be in France... :)

because French has the accents over the e's

[TaylorRM1992]

they're definitely not german. im pretty sure aux and et are french and the guy on the bike (simon pegg) is from britain

[h1a1l1l1o]

lol. in germany there are a lot of people who speak english. I think you asked only old women^^ they cant of course xD

but every guy up to 20 years can speak english in germany because they learned it in school ^^

If I was in the states and would ask 'kannst du deutsch?' then I think nobody could answer me too ^^

[DieMader]

hahaha yes thats how prejudice rises. but i think u dont know that english is the second language the germans get teached in school, (right after german:))

so dont justice us just because u had a bad day here.

besides, if you want a bmw you better go to munich. its the center of bavaria and they have the best beer too :)

[garragirl11]

Yeah, because foreign languages are choices that many Americans are too lazy to learn, but I am going to learn German... for 4 years at my high school... and learn some French, Hebrew, Russian, maybe a little Spanish... and I might add on to that as I grow older... So, yeah...

I have an idea though is a German is speaking to me because I know a bit of German... :)

[PilotInCommand100]

i bet there english and playing to be german

[AlfWilbert]

Erm... are you serious or is this one just wasted on you ??

[dattHoppi]

Well, they're definitely no germans - they have a terrible accent ;) (I know, I'm german ;) )

[Cards4life08]

hahha fucking awesome

[dobokdi]

No, I'm sorry, I can't speak any English- can you? Ha! And she believed them.

[susub75]

Booooooooooooooooring!

[megatwingo]

:-)) 5*****!

[Holgertoy]

HA HA HA!!!!

[xDamagedRose08x]

hahaha! this is freakin hilarious. lawl. XD

[schackmountain]

da fehlt mir die pointe...ziemlich unlustig

[Lauti1980]

Dazu braucht es doch keine Pointe!

Ich finds great! ;o)

[samfitz9]

Also, is that Simon Pegg?

[xyaqua]

Pretty sure it's mitchell & webb

[samfitz9]

Hahaha, that was absolutely hilarious, one of the funniest things I've seen in days!

[skyzero76]

genial

[marieke944]

haha wow awesome. And the german accent is so cute

[niceones001]

haha! I just love those english people!

[jasonsylar]

absolut genial!

[Dilekz]

This is what you get when you are on vacation in france..... they refuse to speak english :P ARG !!!

[Tsarocksmysocks]

acully most eupeian countries (france included) won't let you speak they're native tounge because they want to show you how well they speak

[gato1felix]

how dare the french not to speak english! after all, I am sure you learn french before you went there.....right? i mean, you would not want to be rude.....

[IrjiDudek]

absolutely right! I just can't wait to meet french and ask me something in my country... will start talking chinese to him :)

[Bananenstaudenmann]

haha

the frenchs. XD

[AssJuicenNowa]

Good fun...

[aryana77]

...not funny

[vansman93wow]

this is from that one british comedy show

i forgot what its called

but its absolutely genius

[dancinggenius]

Big Train :)

[vansman93wow]

i used to rent those seasons from blockbuster

my favorite show ever

i also liked the blue line,hilarious stuff

[einenetteFrau]

SPAßßßßßßßßßßßß!!! Deutscher Männer rrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrr.

[gsftb]

voll geil verarscht ^^

[Allenlu007]

I love it, ahahahhaha

[lolgun007]

lol

[CapitanoGUC]

don´t be soooooo fossy ... "aber ich bin nicht fließend" is surposed to mean "but i´m not fluent" but in german you woul use the wording "but (i don´t speak it) not fluenntly" It´s close egnuth, i think, to get the point ....

[choletalenda]

yes, of course everyone got the point. just gets boring and NOT funny towards the ending because the humour seems so forced

[CapitanoGUC]

well - i like it ........

[Arbita77]

@CapitanoGUC man koennt es ja wiederum schon als "I m broke" - "nicht flüssig" verstehen^^

[ozzy19910223]

i come from england aber ich kann viel gut duetch sprechen. both the men say in english that they cant speak english even though they are speaking english and then its the same in german...die zwei man sagt die kann kein english sprechen aber die hat das auf english gesaggt das ist das witz hahaha

[cambo23man]

i cna speak english too!

[seltsamurai]

Are there subtitles for this, so I can figure out what they're laughing about? Ich glaube es geht um Drahtscheren?

[ilovegermany1992]

its about people who say they cant speak english but they are saying that on english thats the joke they do the same at german language... :D

ps:ich komme auch aus deutschland

[ranma763]

ehm

die frau zu der mann gefragt wenn er sprecht englisch, aber er ist sprechen in englisch, also es ist dumm aber gut wenn du verstehen (?) I tried XD

[pandane]

Die Frau hat der Mann gefragt, ob er Englisch sprechen kann. Der Mann hat sie gesagt dass er kann kein Englisch, aber das er auf Englisch sagte. Dann kommt der anderen Mann, und Sie sprechen auf Enlgisch, aber die Frau fragt sie "Sprechen Sie Englisch?". Es ist aber sehr dumm o.o -- I tried too <.<

[ranma763]

Aha whatever lol, we rock *High Five*

[Gammafan94]

Die Frau hat den Mann gefragt, ob er Englisch spricht. Der Mann hat gesagt, er spreche kein Englisch, aber das hat er auf Englisch gesagt. Dann kommt ein anderer Mann, und der erste mann fragt ihn (auf englisch^_^), ob ER englisch spricht. Mit einem perfekten Akzent sagt er "nein" (wieder auf englisch). Dann fragt ihn die Frau "Sprecken Sie Deutsch?" Lol! "Nein! Sprichst du deutsch?" "Ich bin nicht fließend!" Lol! ganz doof, aber ich hab's auch versucht.^_^

[GoofyNewf]

that's simon pegg in the middle from shaun of the dead

[dsampson18]

i wish someone out there would teach me how to speak english, und deutsch auch

[ILATINiko]

Get leessons, with a little dedication you´ll have it figured out in no time.

[fernylicious111]

pretty funny

[StapleTaper]

So funny. XD

[putamadrenicolas]

pretty good

[crapsandwich101]

lmao XD

[flamebooster122]

can't speak english =0

[nicholasczapiewski]

im so confused........... lol

[YesItsLiam]

I can't speak English either.

[LBandtheT]

oh sorry can't speak english do you?

[TheKillerCobra]

Hahaha, I can speak english.

Heh so can I :P

[Nibbles53]

was that Simon Pegg off of shun of the dead

[Nibbles53]

yeah i think so

[guennirulz]

greeat :-D

[YyGT01]

great^^

[Paladin27]

Isn't that Simon Pegg from Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz? Anybody know what show this clip is from?

[supertaj]

Why, yes, yes it is.

[bobadabub]

it's from the sketch show, Big Train =]

[volkerhabl]

Could anybody tell me where I can find a download of this video?

[Joganez]

haha can u speak english? nope...not a single word

[imse3xy]

haha nice

[NexXxus86]

ick speakin bisscen doits sprecken sie doits? LMAO

[firebreathone]

The title is wrong though.

German coastguard is another video

[StrawberriesCandy]

hahahahahahahahaha

funny

[microsoft2008]

haha

"i can speak english"

"so can i"

[Allenlu007]

Ahahhahahaha, so funny?

[IDOLtheMERENSpony]

sooo great i love it =) one of my favourites <3

have to agree with "solittle40"

[JeremyMarines]

Britshave the strangest humor but this was actually funny.

[ckguyfromsi]

I love it! Only the Brits can size up the world this way!

A NEW YORKER

[gut9191]

YAY

[dr400kmh]

ROFL!!

[solittle40]

i love British humor. Brits rock.

[dirk407]

LMFAO!!

is this froma series??

[foshau]

HAHAHAHA funny.. almost monthy python style

[WereCrow]

O M F G

 MUAHHAHAH sooooo GREAT!

[SniZz3r]

cool ^^

[todorburgas]

Das ist ja toll. Ich lache jedes Mal wenn ich dieses Video sehe.

[crapsandwich101]

LMAO! THIS IS SOOO FUNNY! :D!

such a classic!

[f2hops3]

if it was ben stiller and owen wilson then it'll be funny. not this. and it's not 'brilliant'.  get it right

[wildschwe]

Brilliant!

[satoriite]

Oh my god that's so funny! But so so awful...

[LewisHamiltonRules]

lol

[frdrcksncn]

i don't get it....

[dramacutiex]

Classic. The tone on the first man, "No, I don't". Too funny. ;)

[dfxenyx]

Wrong title.

[dergeier117]

Simply brilliant.