hold on a minute..u telling me, therz a place wher monkeys jump across peoples houses n birds drink water from backyard taps?..wtf this aint a disney movie!
Ay man, they were here first, we are the ones that creeped into their forest killed their families and torn their environment apart with bulldozers, they are just adapting to what ever we throw at them, in this case urbanization
These things pee and crap all over the place. They bite unprovoked. Cute? How would you like a pack of these rodents on your roof and in your backyard in numbers so large you were afraid to go outside. Or, better yet, how about these crappy rodents pulling the screens off your windows, coming into your house and decimating it? How cute are they now? How about if it grabbed the cookie out of your baby's hand but only after it bit a finger off.
How freakin amazing are the monkeys when they jump...holy shit...imagine seeing pregant women jumping between buildings or mothers carrying infants doing those moves....INSANE....I love how the guy says "the monkey Gods"... xD
How freakin amazing are the monkeys when they jump...holy shit...imagine seeing pregant women jumping between buildings or mothers carrying infants doing those moves....INSANE....I love how the guy says "the monkey Gods"... xD
2:15 Dogs "Nom nom nom" 2:22 Monkey is "Get out of it mongrel!" 2:24 Dogs "Nom nom nom" again 2:25 Monkey is "Got you now bitch..." 2:28 Dog is "Oh noes, double team, I'm in the shit now..." 2:31 Dog is "Hey this massage isnt too bad!" 2:38 Monkey is "I love you puppeh!" 2:43 Dog is "Sorry I gotta go bury a bone. Be back later!"
When my husband and I were in Nepal, we stopped to have lunch under a tree in the shade. Suddenly we were under attack by unknown forces. We looked up and saw that it was these little bastards throwing crab apples at our heads from the tree above. We're talking many, many monkeys, chucking many, many apples at our heads. Ironically, I was there to over-see a mass sterilization program because there are way too many of the little buggers. So, I think they were trying to "take me out", lol.
@AnimalGuardian71 Frankly I think it a shame that they didn't " take you out " they obviously knew what you were there for. It takes more than Animal rights activism to be on the side of nature. Without true ~ RESPECT for life you are no more than paying lip service to the animals you profess to care about.
@stormwings1 - "More than animal rights to be on the side of nature"? Really? That's a fairly bold & inflammatory statement from someone who does NOT know me, know the work I do, knows what we do,or even with whom I work with. "It's a shame they didn't take me out"? Because I am a gentle & respectful human being, I'll keep any mean words to myself. But, would you like to know the "how", "where" and the "why" of our projects?
@AnimalGuardian71 The Earth is overpopulated with humans, yet how would you like to have been sterilized and not ever hold your own babe in your arms ? Young American Indian girls are forcibly sterilized by whites just like you because they are considered vermin, of a lesser culture. So to hell with their maternal instinct ! …..cont
@AnimalGuardian71 cont … One rule for the bloody whites and another for all the Third world peoples along with the Animal kingdom. Life is cheap there, eh ! In Blake’s words, " Pity would be no more, if we did not make somebody poor, and Mercy no more could be, if all were as happy as we " Do not speak of respect, you mock the word.
@stormwings1 - What the hell are you rambling on about? What does human over-pop. have to do w/any of this? What are "bloody whites"? Wow, you take "crazy" to a higher level pal. "WE" selectively sterilize these Rhesus Macaques throughout parts of India for the following reason: 1-They are now so incredibly over-pop. that many are starving to death and resorting to cannibalism. 2-They are now hurting not only eachother, but humans as well. 3-They are being poisoned, shot and trapped -(con't)-
@AnimalGuardian71 - --- in secret, because they are considered divine. This sitting well w/you? We don't "rip" babies out of mothers' arms, what's the matter w/you? We are there trying to find HUMANE ways of controlling their over-pop. BECAUSE we don't want them to become public enemy #1, and get slaughtered. They get tranq'd, trapped, then neutered and returned. All of this happens before they even awake from anesthetic. Can you please enlighten me as to how this is cruel? (con't)-
@AnimalGuardian71 - You should probably know what you are "getting your hackles up" at before you protest and sound stupid. Do you want to see all these wonderful Macaques slaughered instead? Do you think you can stay on point, leaving your non-sense ramblings out of it, and be reasonable about why you don't want to see the monkeys get help? By the way dumb-shit, I'm Cuban. Making assumptions about someone is just as vile as hating them for the color of their skin. YOU ARE A BIGOT
@AnimalGuardian71 By comparison human over pop has ~ Everything to do with it ! and ~You call ME crazy ! The situation has gotten the way it has with the monkeys, and nature in general, because of human interference in the first place. Human greed and arrogance is the prob, not the monkeys. I did not say rip babies out of mother's arms. I said DEPRIVE of childbirth. Enligten you as to why sterilisation is cruel ? Why don't you ask the American Indians ? ...... cont
@AnimalGuardian71 I do not hate anyone, I do, however, deplore certain actions , and a major portion of unjust actions perpetrated aganinst indigenous peoples, as well as wildlife and the planet in general, manifests through * whites. Not racism, simple ~ Fact ! I am no bigot, the best friend I ever had was white,o,k, so you can quit with the racist tag. Hey, You, " gentle and respectful human being " called me a "dumb shit " Crikey ! who did you say is getting their " hackles up " ?
@stormwings1 - There was NO "race card" being played here. And I quote; "Indian girls are forcibly sterilized by whites like you". I was pointing out the fact that I AM CUBAN. So, you were judging me based only on my channel photo. What would you call it then? It's totally baffling to me that you would prefer the Macaques to suffer from starvation, genetic abnormalities, poisonings and mass slaughters. That's ok w/you, but sterilizing SOME OF THEM is not? Pretty hypcritical of you- (con't)-
@AnimalGuardian71 - There is NO logic in what you are saying. NONE. Blah,blah,blah the world's over-pop. So, what exactly would YOU like me to do about it? I do my part for the greater good. What do YOU do? I'd like to hear this...
@AnimalGuardian71 - And why the hell are you comparing Macaques to the American Indians? What does one have to do with the other? This is a video about monkeys, not Indians.
@AnimalGuardian71 I, among others, represent a fast upcoming shift for this planet, and I take my responsibilities very seriously. Please do not attempt to down play the issue. You deprive the males of their precious manhood with your “ little snip “ as you call it. How much are you paid per snip ? and how much do you earn, per female, that you sterilise ? a highly evasive op in itself, let alone the emotional wounds you will scar them with for the rest of their lives....... cont
@AnimalGuardian71 Those “ little buggers “ as you refer to them, are an intrinsic part of Indian culture, which stretches back centuries. Your actions, which, by your own admission, are done in secrecy, display, not only your lack of definitive respect for the sentience and integrity of the macaque, but also, reveal your flagrant disregard for the Indian people and their culture. It is totally illogical, as you claim, that a people raised with such strong belief, would ever ....cont
@stormwings1 - MY actions are NOT done in secrecy. Where did you get that idea? I don't need a history lesson about Macaques in India, it's my job to know this. Flagrant disregard for the Indian people? THEY WERE THE PEOPLE WHO ASKED FOR OUR HELP IN THE FIRST PLACE. You are making me dizzy trying to figure out what your point is. So, you go and stand up for Indain women and I'll continue to save the creatures in this world whose very existance is in peril.
@AnimalGuardian71 Your exact words were “ in secrecy, because they are considered divine “ I have kept a copy. Page now blocked, friends in high places, eh ! It takes more than grandiose claims of “ saving the worlds creatures “ to really meet the grade, and from the way you have already retracted a statement does little to instill my trust in you....cont
@AnimalGuardian71 …Further, your patronizing air suggests that the valuable advise I have to give in helping the macaque, without resorting to mutilation, would be flatly ignored, Why ?, because there’s no damn ~ MONEY! in it. That’s all you people are interested in, at the end of the day. Hypocrites !
@stormwings1 - What advice would you have for me about the Macaque population? If you do, I'd like to hear it. (Honestly). Were you bullied by a wildlife biologist or something when you were a kid? Trying to figure out why you have so much hate for me and my job. The money aspect is laughable. My salary is crap, I certainly don't do this for the money. Aside from that, my husband and I give about 1/4 of our income to charities. So, find some other faults to stoke your hate fires.
@AnimalGuardian71 - Ahh, just figured out what the hell you were talking about with the whole, "in secret" issue. That's lovely that you've "kept a copy" because now you can go re-read it. I wasn't saying that WE do it in secret. I was talking about the peoples of India. THEY have been poisoning and killing the monkeys SECRETLY since they are divine. The NATIVE PEOPLE of India, NOT US. You can attempt to de-construct my posts as much as you want, and I'll keep proving you wrong again & again.
@AnimalGuardian71 I have misjudged you, perhaps, but you are certainly being hoodwinked, used as a pawn. World wide, animals in their hundreds of millions, the wild mustang, the fox, the badger and countless other creatures, are threatened by extinction due to needless stringent reduction methods. Meantime, all about them, their world shrinks, their natural resources are ransacked and torn down. The American indians, the Maoris, Zulus, aborigines, among other indigenous are ......cont
@AnimalGuardian71... the true sentinels of protection for the Earth and her children. But, as with the animals, they are target of a massive reduction programme. 59 million American Indians, alone, have been exterminated by various means. Not charity,but undeterred Collective Effort to halt the logging industry in its tracks, is urgent ! In the words of Russell Means " STOP the rape of the ultimate female, our Mother
@stormwings1 - Hey, you're preaching to the choir about over-pop., and loss of animal habitats. That unfortunately is why my job exists and why I work a gazillion hours every week. Macaques were only a drop in the bucket of what we fight to preserve. The past several years, we've been closely documenting the holocaust that is the annual Harp Seal slaughter. Makes me sick. Literally. Sadly, it's sanctioned by Canadian gov't so we have no legal standing there. We just film and make our (con't)
@AnimalGuardian71 - presence known. (We bust butts all year round though, on an international level, to get this outlawed). We work w/the Marine Mammal Institute to help save otters & Pacific Sealions from poachers. We work "with" the Evil Empire known as The Bureau of Land Management, to keep them from slaughtering the Mustangs in Nevada & Utah. Ken Salazaar is Satan's minion. In May, my husband and I head to Finalnd to meet up with our affilliates in Helsinki--(Con't)
@AnimalGuardian71 - to re-visit several fur farms. We want to make sure they have stopped killing their minks and foxes by swinging them into concrete walls. Sometimes only stunning them, leaving them to get skinned alive. My job is never-ending, and to be honest I really wish the world didn't need our organization, but w/humans being humans, there will always be too much work. My only point is this- I'm NOT the bad guy here. I'm working feverishly to give a voice to those who have none.
@AnimalGuardian71 Just as the seed must rebel against the tough layers of earth which restrict its growth, and the chick attack the shell of the egg in which it is confined. So the scientific brain, overly dominated by its left hemisphere, needs to unfurl the lotus petals of its cognition into the rarer, more malleable, air of a reality which will enable it to ~ Manifest, the desired result with the least amount of time, friction or effort…. cont
@AnimalGuardian71 …You have been vying with my Heyoka aspect, which, though dubious in entertainment value ( for you, at least ! ) will have served its purpose well enough. Blessings upon you and your valuable work, Lighten up , go gently, take~ special heed, in the midst of thrown apples, and may 2012, find you upon the * Pinnacle * of your wildest dreams.
@stormwings1 - Out of curiosity, how have I been vying for your Heyoka aspect? (I'm not being snotty here, I really don't know what exactly you meant,lol) Isn't a Heyoka someone who clowns around or something like that? Well, keep on standing up and speaking for those who can't speak for themselves. PEACE
@AnimalGuardian71 Not “ vie for “, ~ with ! Perhaps, ~counter * would better describe my meaning. Heyoka, though paradoxical in expression, has much to offer , if open to receive. “Clowning around “ is poor interpretation of such a gift. The voice of the wilderness has always been, and will always be. It is for those who hear the rising crescendo of this cry, to relay to those…. cont
@AnimalGuardian71 ….who are still bound within the limitation of the five senses, that the ~ Door is opening, the frequency of the Earth is rising, and we, her children, need but, simply, ~ Go with the flow, of her ascending rhythm, to leave the struggle and injustice of fourth density existance behind, and embrace, instead, the finer vibrational reality, which beckons us home.
@AnimalGuardian71 ...ever harm what they deem divinity. Only an outsider, such as yourself, would be so scandalous as to mutilate what is considered sacred. I compare this to the American Indians, because their culture, too, is disrespected, and their young girls are forcibly sterilised.
@AnimalGuardian71 dude shut the fuck up ok you and that other loser are arguing over something very retarded just like your statement stfu no one cares ok your spamming the whole damn comment space up! D:
I remeber this. These are the monkeys that caused chaos in the village so much that the village got frustrated. They captured them and released them in a forest somewhere. About few weeks later the monkeys found their way back to the village.
see, its natural for primates and canines to bond.. next time your dog comes up,. eat a tick off its back.. and let it nibble your toes.. our bond goes way back
i've recently heard a song, and reading the comments, of two people, i'm asking just this one question. why can't we be friends? you don't have to accept people on youtube, butbe resonable of what you put as comments. what you think is fine, might be insulting to another, what they think is fine, might be insulting to you. we're the same, and yet we're different.
yeah sure, you don't have to like everybody, but still.
@ST3VE1989 They didn't evolve from monkeys! What they say is that some humans were turned into monkeys as a punishment from God. And they started to breed.
It's funny how you tend to forget animal reactions are similar to our own. When the monkey started pushing down the dog and domineering him in a somewhat playful way, it subcommunicated that the dog better be submissive to the monkey. Applying that idea to human interaction, I can remember times my friends and their little brothers/sisters had the same dynamic.
less violent? i must agree, but they do eat their own children from time, and other monkeys from rivaling tribes. but atleast they don't hav weapons of mass-destruction ^^;;
Do you care about child abuse? In all probability it hasn't happened to you but I am certain you find it abhorrent. As a junior member of the sea org if you report inappropriate behavior by higher ranking members to your guardian, as will have little contact with your parents, you will be told to shut up and no one will believe you, because the person has a higher "rank" than you.
of course i know that humans are animals, i just didn't think about it when i wrote my last comment, so i used it carelessly. what i meant was (...)just copied the moves from the animals that live in the free world ;)
@roxasroks Well, if you want to be on par with a monkey, be my guess. But I'm proud of being a human. We are above all animals in this world. Whether you accept this or not is up to you.
@roxasroks Great God, it's happening already... you are one of them. So me saying that humans reign supreme over animals isn't a valid sentence worth accepting? That or you already have grown to be equal to the monkeys in all areas.
@roxasroks Then why don't you say that. I don't have anything against you, personally. But I dislike when people don't give humans credit for actually being supreme on this earth. I mean, shoots. We made it. If we weren't aware, then nothing would exist.
@geoscience we might be smarter to en extent but animasl are more pure and have better judgement and better instincts and we are selfish and greedy if anything we are under them all we do is destroy the world kill animals make animals extinct we are the the lowest of the low we need to be eradicated
@Sorahearts1X Humans aren't the only creatures on earth that kill other animals for meat. Our diets depend on the various nutrients derived from consuming meat. Vegetarianism is possible for those who oppose the idea of eating dead things, but not congruent with our natural instinct to hunt and eat food.
It's not cruel, it's what many, many other animals do for survival. Your views are childish, stunted and ill-informed.
@Froncentrate i'm sorry unlike for ur fat ass i care for other creatures if we was so intelligent we wouldn't have killed of so many species so ur calling a lot of people childish because peta has lots of fans and buddism supports vegetarianism and i think so does huddism so ur calling a lot of people CHILDISH maybe ur childish look at u ur obviously bored u replied to a comment thats three months old we don't need to hunt thats stupid when we can grow maybe a long time ago we did but not now
@Sorahearts1X Nope. I have no problems with humans, you do. So eradicate yourself and start a new revolution. After all, only the Martyrs of a "good" cause make such a difference in life.
mmmm thorns and bark yum
BigUpToNJ 2 weeks ago
parkour!!!!
xxxxx919 2 months ago
So cool how the monkeys pet the puppy.
skatejason 5 months ago
Monkeys = natures free runners
DarkDreamer444 5 months ago
hold on a minute..u telling me, therz a place wher monkeys jump across peoples houses n birds drink water from backyard taps?..wtf this aint a disney movie!
phoney98 6 months ago
Is it strange how from typing in Funny Monkey and going through 10 videos i got to this.
Katetrude1998 6 months ago
Parkour Monkeys!!!
Iscaregrownups 6 months ago 3
rise of the planet of the apes!
aussie1990jaime 6 months ago
assassins creed shit there!
KFCArbiter 6 months ago
omg those monkeys where hurting the poor dog!
Poppop6768 6 months ago 4
@Poppop6768 Where? I don't know where.....
TaylorRama 2 months ago
@Poppop6768 It looked like they were trying to be nice to it, but it kept biting their feet, which annoyed them.
webbess1 2 months ago
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StreetInsurgent 7 months ago
Ay man, they were here first, we are the ones that creeped into their forest killed their families and torn their environment apart with bulldozers, they are just adapting to what ever we throw at them, in this case urbanization
Whatever209804 7 months ago
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its like Assassin's Creed...but with monkeys
MrDono14 7 months ago
parkour
NickNoRtHeRnLiGhTs 7 months ago
my hearts in my throat when i watch them jump from roof to roof
donniganclan123 7 months ago
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These things pee and crap all over the place. They bite unprovoked. Cute? How would you like a pack of these rodents on your roof and in your backyard in numbers so large you were afraid to go outside. Or, better yet, how about these crappy rodents pulling the screens off your windows, coming into your house and decimating it? How cute are they now? How about if it grabbed the cookie out of your baby's hand but only after it bit a finger off.
killbabymonkeys 7 months ago
1:31 assasin's creed
jevjake777 7 months ago
I'd join in and play with them if I were there.:P
HawK047 7 months ago
3:41 Showoff monkey backflip
sealedfate58 7 months ago
3:17 monkey walking on its hands lol
trizzy666 8 months ago
Aaaaah so cute
DoggieLovertje 8 months ago
i would parkour with the monkeys lmao
jjd 8 months ago
anyone know what city this is?
SunnyDV 8 months ago
@SunnyDV probably Bangcok
samuriguy909 7 months ago
"gratitude isn't their strongest point"
chizzygirl18 8 months ago
How freakin amazing are the monkeys when they jump...holy shit...imagine seeing pregant women jumping between buildings or mothers carrying infants doing those moves....INSANE....I love how the guy says "the monkey Gods"... xD
Missrainbowmuffin 9 months ago 12
How freakin amazing are the monkeys when they jump...holy shit...imagine seeing pregant women jumping between buildings or mothers carrying infants doing those moves....INSANE....I love how the guy says "the monkey Gods"... xD
Missrainbowmuffin 9 months ago
Awe love it!!
Chuckthenerd 9 months ago
1;46 reminds me of Altair and Ezio! XD
111E982a 9 months ago
the dogs submit to the monkeys as if they were human!
triniguy999 9 months ago 3
2:47 that bird needs a tampon i believe
lakersfan132 9 months ago
Just like a monkey, give it an inch and it'll take a mile.
stutwostep 9 months ago
he thinks the monkeys foot is a chew toy
thejoker001 10 months ago
hahhahah @3:18
Spitfire4180 10 months ago
@1:27 is like the epic leap from 300
Spitfire4180 10 months ago 2
Those monkeys LOVED that little puppy!!!
lancetop 10 months ago
was anyone else impressed by that dog at 2:00
MistaThizzle 10 months ago
@MistaThizzle I did :P
valttu94 10 months ago
0:16 man isnt sally hot???
davidizzawsome 10 months ago
2:15 Dogs "Nom nom nom" 2:22 Monkey is "Get out of it mongrel!" 2:24 Dogs "Nom nom nom" again 2:25 Monkey is "Got you now bitch..." 2:28 Dog is "Oh noes, double team, I'm in the shit now..." 2:31 Dog is "Hey this massage isnt too bad!" 2:38 Monkey is "I love you puppeh!" 2:43 Dog is "Sorry I gotta go bury a bone. Be back later!"
C59Soldier 10 months ago
I love the documentaries on animals from The BBC. They are always entertaining & educational.
oranglover1 10 months ago
1:44 it almost missed the wall.
missmonae3000 10 months ago
even monkeys can treat dogs like well n we humans sumtimes just abuse dogs.
MYkelloGs 10 months ago
@MYkelloGs and that is when i scream "ALL OF U PPL ANIMALS SHOULD BE TREATED WITH LOVE GOD DIDN'T MAKE ANIMALS TO BE ABUSE U CARELSS IDIOTS!"
MOSMIO 10 months ago
does anyone else think the monkeys look like sammy davis jr.?
aderandie2 10 months ago
When my husband and I were in Nepal, we stopped to have lunch under a tree in the shade. Suddenly we were under attack by unknown forces. We looked up and saw that it was these little bastards throwing crab apples at our heads from the tree above. We're talking many, many monkeys, chucking many, many apples at our heads. Ironically, I was there to over-see a mass sterilization program because there are way too many of the little buggers. So, I think they were trying to "take me out", lol.
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 Frankly I think it a shame that they didn't " take you out " they obviously knew what you were there for. It takes more than Animal rights activism to be on the side of nature. Without true ~ RESPECT for life you are no more than paying lip service to the animals you profess to care about.
stormwings1 10 months ago
@stormwings1 - "More than animal rights to be on the side of nature"? Really? That's a fairly bold & inflammatory statement from someone who does NOT know me, know the work I do, knows what we do,or even with whom I work with. "It's a shame they didn't take me out"? Because I am a gentle & respectful human being, I'll keep any mean words to myself. But, would you like to know the "how", "where" and the "why" of our projects?
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 The Earth is overpopulated with humans, yet how would you like to have been sterilized and not ever hold your own babe in your arms ? Young American Indian girls are forcibly sterilized by whites just like you because they are considered vermin, of a lesser culture. So to hell with their maternal instinct ! …..cont
stormwings1 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 cont … One rule for the bloody whites and another for all the Third world peoples along with the Animal kingdom. Life is cheap there, eh ! In Blake’s words, " Pity would be no more, if we did not make somebody poor, and Mercy no more could be, if all were as happy as we " Do not speak of respect, you mock the word.
stormwings1 10 months ago
@stormwings1 - What the hell are you rambling on about? What does human over-pop. have to do w/any of this? What are "bloody whites"? Wow, you take "crazy" to a higher level pal. "WE" selectively sterilize these Rhesus Macaques throughout parts of India for the following reason: 1-They are now so incredibly over-pop. that many are starving to death and resorting to cannibalism. 2-They are now hurting not only eachother, but humans as well. 3-They are being poisoned, shot and trapped -(con't)-
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 - --- in secret, because they are considered divine. This sitting well w/you? We don't "rip" babies out of mothers' arms, what's the matter w/you? We are there trying to find HUMANE ways of controlling their over-pop. BECAUSE we don't want them to become public enemy #1, and get slaughtered. They get tranq'd, trapped, then neutered and returned. All of this happens before they even awake from anesthetic. Can you please enlighten me as to how this is cruel? (con't)-
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 - You should probably know what you are "getting your hackles up" at before you protest and sound stupid. Do you want to see all these wonderful Macaques slaughered instead? Do you think you can stay on point, leaving your non-sense ramblings out of it, and be reasonable about why you don't want to see the monkeys get help? By the way dumb-shit, I'm Cuban. Making assumptions about someone is just as vile as hating them for the color of their skin. YOU ARE A BIGOT
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 By comparison human over pop has ~ Everything to do with it ! and ~You call ME crazy ! The situation has gotten the way it has with the monkeys, and nature in general, because of human interference in the first place. Human greed and arrogance is the prob, not the monkeys. I did not say rip babies out of mother's arms. I said DEPRIVE of childbirth. Enligten you as to why sterilisation is cruel ? Why don't you ask the American Indians ? ...... cont
stormwings1 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 I do not hate anyone, I do, however, deplore certain actions , and a major portion of unjust actions perpetrated aganinst indigenous peoples, as well as wildlife and the planet in general, manifests through * whites. Not racism, simple ~ Fact ! I am no bigot, the best friend I ever had was white,o,k, so you can quit with the racist tag. Hey, You, " gentle and respectful human being " called me a "dumb shit " Crikey ! who did you say is getting their " hackles up " ?
stormwings1 10 months ago
@stormwings1 - There was NO "race card" being played here. And I quote; "Indian girls are forcibly sterilized by whites like you". I was pointing out the fact that I AM CUBAN. So, you were judging me based only on my channel photo. What would you call it then? It's totally baffling to me that you would prefer the Macaques to suffer from starvation, genetic abnormalities, poisonings and mass slaughters. That's ok w/you, but sterilizing SOME OF THEM is not? Pretty hypcritical of you- (con't)-
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 - There is NO logic in what you are saying. NONE. Blah,blah,blah the world's over-pop. So, what exactly would YOU like me to do about it? I do my part for the greater good. What do YOU do? I'd like to hear this...
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 - And why the hell are you comparing Macaques to the American Indians? What does one have to do with the other? This is a video about monkeys, not Indians.
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 I, among others, represent a fast upcoming shift for this planet, and I take my responsibilities very seriously. Please do not attempt to down play the issue. You deprive the males of their precious manhood with your “ little snip “ as you call it. How much are you paid per snip ? and how much do you earn, per female, that you sterilise ? a highly evasive op in itself, let alone the emotional wounds you will scar them with for the rest of their lives....... cont
stormwings1 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 Those “ little buggers “ as you refer to them, are an intrinsic part of Indian culture, which stretches back centuries. Your actions, which, by your own admission, are done in secrecy, display, not only your lack of definitive respect for the sentience and integrity of the macaque, but also, reveal your flagrant disregard for the Indian people and their culture. It is totally illogical, as you claim, that a people raised with such strong belief, would ever ....cont
stormwings1 10 months ago
@stormwings1 - MY actions are NOT done in secrecy. Where did you get that idea? I don't need a history lesson about Macaques in India, it's my job to know this. Flagrant disregard for the Indian people? THEY WERE THE PEOPLE WHO ASKED FOR OUR HELP IN THE FIRST PLACE. You are making me dizzy trying to figure out what your point is. So, you go and stand up for Indain women and I'll continue to save the creatures in this world whose very existance is in peril.
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 Your exact words were “ in secrecy, because they are considered divine “ I have kept a copy. Page now blocked, friends in high places, eh ! It takes more than grandiose claims of “ saving the worlds creatures “ to really meet the grade, and from the way you have already retracted a statement does little to instill my trust in you....cont
stormwings1 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 …Further, your patronizing air suggests that the valuable advise I have to give in helping the macaque, without resorting to mutilation, would be flatly ignored, Why ?, because there’s no damn ~ MONEY! in it. That’s all you people are interested in, at the end of the day. Hypocrites !
stormwings1 10 months ago
@stormwings1 - What advice would you have for me about the Macaque population? If you do, I'd like to hear it. (Honestly). Were you bullied by a wildlife biologist or something when you were a kid? Trying to figure out why you have so much hate for me and my job. The money aspect is laughable. My salary is crap, I certainly don't do this for the money. Aside from that, my husband and I give about 1/4 of our income to charities. So, find some other faults to stoke your hate fires.
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 - Ahh, just figured out what the hell you were talking about with the whole, "in secret" issue. That's lovely that you've "kept a copy" because now you can go re-read it. I wasn't saying that WE do it in secret. I was talking about the peoples of India. THEY have been poisoning and killing the monkeys SECRETLY since they are divine. The NATIVE PEOPLE of India, NOT US. You can attempt to de-construct my posts as much as you want, and I'll keep proving you wrong again & again.
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 I have misjudged you, perhaps, but you are certainly being hoodwinked, used as a pawn. World wide, animals in their hundreds of millions, the wild mustang, the fox, the badger and countless other creatures, are threatened by extinction due to needless stringent reduction methods. Meantime, all about them, their world shrinks, their natural resources are ransacked and torn down. The American indians, the Maoris, Zulus, aborigines, among other indigenous are ......cont
stormwings1 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71... the true sentinels of protection for the Earth and her children. But, as with the animals, they are target of a massive reduction programme. 59 million American Indians, alone, have been exterminated by various means. Not charity,but undeterred Collective Effort to halt the logging industry in its tracks, is urgent ! In the words of Russell Means " STOP the rape of the ultimate female, our Mother
stormwings1 10 months ago
@stormwings1 - Hey, you're preaching to the choir about over-pop., and loss of animal habitats. That unfortunately is why my job exists and why I work a gazillion hours every week. Macaques were only a drop in the bucket of what we fight to preserve. The past several years, we've been closely documenting the holocaust that is the annual Harp Seal slaughter. Makes me sick. Literally. Sadly, it's sanctioned by Canadian gov't so we have no legal standing there. We just film and make our (con't)
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 - presence known. (We bust butts all year round though, on an international level, to get this outlawed). We work w/the Marine Mammal Institute to help save otters & Pacific Sealions from poachers. We work "with" the Evil Empire known as The Bureau of Land Management, to keep them from slaughtering the Mustangs in Nevada & Utah. Ken Salazaar is Satan's minion. In May, my husband and I head to Finalnd to meet up with our affilliates in Helsinki--(Con't)
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 - to re-visit several fur farms. We want to make sure they have stopped killing their minks and foxes by swinging them into concrete walls. Sometimes only stunning them, leaving them to get skinned alive. My job is never-ending, and to be honest I really wish the world didn't need our organization, but w/humans being humans, there will always be too much work. My only point is this- I'm NOT the bad guy here. I'm working feverishly to give a voice to those who have none.
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 Just as the seed must rebel against the tough layers of earth which restrict its growth, and the chick attack the shell of the egg in which it is confined. So the scientific brain, overly dominated by its left hemisphere, needs to unfurl the lotus petals of its cognition into the rarer, more malleable, air of a reality which will enable it to ~ Manifest, the desired result with the least amount of time, friction or effort…. cont
stormwings1 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 …You have been vying with my Heyoka aspect, which, though dubious in entertainment value ( for you, at least ! ) will have served its purpose well enough. Blessings upon you and your valuable work, Lighten up , go gently, take~ special heed, in the midst of thrown apples, and may 2012, find you upon the * Pinnacle * of your wildest dreams.
stormwings1 10 months ago
@stormwings1 - Out of curiosity, how have I been vying for your Heyoka aspect? (I'm not being snotty here, I really don't know what exactly you meant,lol) Isn't a Heyoka someone who clowns around or something like that? Well, keep on standing up and speaking for those who can't speak for themselves. PEACE
AnimalGuardian71 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 Not “ vie for “, ~ with ! Perhaps, ~counter * would better describe my meaning. Heyoka, though paradoxical in expression, has much to offer , if open to receive. “Clowning around “ is poor interpretation of such a gift. The voice of the wilderness has always been, and will always be. It is for those who hear the rising crescendo of this cry, to relay to those…. cont
stormwings1 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 ….who are still bound within the limitation of the five senses, that the ~ Door is opening, the frequency of the Earth is rising, and we, her children, need but, simply, ~ Go with the flow, of her ascending rhythm, to leave the struggle and injustice of fourth density existance behind, and embrace, instead, the finer vibrational reality, which beckons us home.
stormwings1 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 ....... The Earth !
stormwings1 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 i love how quickly this conversation got out of contrl! LOST IN TRANSLATION MUCH?!
phoney98 6 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 ...ever harm what they deem divinity. Only an outsider, such as yourself, would be so scandalous as to mutilate what is considered sacred. I compare this to the American Indians, because their culture, too, is disrespected, and their young girls are forcibly sterilised.
stormwings1 10 months ago
@AnimalGuardian71 dude shut the fuck up ok you and that other loser are arguing over something very retarded just like your statement stfu no one cares ok your spamming the whole damn comment space up! D:
crysis109 10 months ago
Parkour naturals...
Neiliooooo 11 months ago
I remeber this. These are the monkeys that caused chaos in the village so much that the village got frustrated. They captured them and released them in a forest somewhere. About few weeks later the monkeys found their way back to the village.
shortcircuitJohnny5 11 months ago
@shortcircuitJohnny5 wich country is that?thanks
angeloflove75 10 months ago
see, its natural for primates and canines to bond.. next time your dog comes up,. eat a tick off its back.. and let it nibble your toes.. our bond goes way back
carpetmonk 11 months ago
uhh looks more like an attempt at gang rape to me..
ConversationPanic 11 months ago
monkeys are just like us or we are like the monkeys
Gr33nFather 1 year ago
superman!!!
murtalink 1 year ago
2:07 Puppy: "You guys are the coolest we should hang out sometime!!"
2:12 Monkey: *kicks him away*
2:14 Puppy: "Do you guys watch 'Jersey Shore'? Its such a great show! I like that one guy with the--
2:21 Monkey: *kicks him away*
2:22 Puppy: spikey hair, he is the coolest! Just like you guys!"
wtf.
addivnewbie 1 year ago 2
please read all of this before voting:
i've recently heard a song, and reading the comments, of two people, i'm asking just this one question. why can't we be friends? you don't have to accept people on youtube, butbe resonable of what you put as comments. what you think is fine, might be insulting to another, what they think is fine, might be insulting to you. we're the same, and yet we're different.
yeah sure, you don't have to like everybody, but still.
HPharrypotternumber1 1 year ago
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HPharrypotternumber1 1 year ago
Thumbs up for perfect catleap at 1:42 :D
InsaneQlimax 1 year ago
1:43 Such a beast of an armjump!
jeffhardylitafan 1 year ago
7 people got their water jugs broken by monkeys
REDMAN4701 1 year ago 38
what is the name of the dog at 2:11?
KriegerCrip1994 1 year ago
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a17nani 1 year ago
yeooo i tried making a puppy and baby monky play and they weree too cutee!
Shivaari 1 year ago
hell is a human creation
ninjamonster1805 1 year ago
I had read your comments....huh?! You all are so weird-zero!
JADEAV 1 year ago
the problem is we dont see ourselfs as animals. witch why were all going to hell.
TheWebcamcomedy 1 year ago
Anyone knows the name of the first bird they show drinking water at 2:47 ?
lorent123 1 year ago
at 1:30 neo turned into a monkey:P
TheRyankendall 1 year ago
thumbs up if you have no idea how you got here
fraztle75 1 year ago
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XxRoboboyxX 1 year ago
How i wish to visit this place.. simply amazing
ShaneNTUC 1 year ago 24
@ShaneNTUC where is this?
kosha9699 7 months ago
wooo parcore pot breaking monkeys!!!!!
XFunnyfartfilmsX 1 year ago
If humans evolved from monkeys then how/why are there still monkeys out there...
ST3VE1989 1 year ago
@ST3VE1989 We are a different species now for 75,000 years
MrOnatopial 1 year ago
@ST3VE1989 trolllollol
toblertwo 1 year ago
@ST3VE1989 They didn't evolve from monkeys! What they say is that some humans were turned into monkeys as a punishment from God. And they started to breed.
Dipscreamyranch 1 year ago
@Dipscreamyranch Yeah thanks for wasting my time with that bullsh!t you really think i'm going to believe that, come on get real!
ST3VE1989 1 year ago
@ST3VE1989 haha I'm just saying what I heard I'm not begging you to believe me or asking you to
Dipscreamyranch 1 year ago
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MakenaOntariyo 1 year ago
@8past8 Really?
youtube.com/watch?v=z3amUhalXd8
So, we should just murder and rape each other all day. Such simple innocence!
JoinedJustToSayThis 1 year ago
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naneedj.info I love being outdoors preferably
sapumale 1 year ago
5 Creationists disliked this video because it combats their narrow mindset.
Mccoins 1 year ago
at 0:16. i need a hug.
gooddarkjedi 1 year ago
It's funny how you tend to forget animal reactions are similar to our own. When the monkey started pushing down the dog and domineering him in a somewhat playful way, it subcommunicated that the dog better be submissive to the monkey. Applying that idea to human interaction, I can remember times my friends and their little brothers/sisters had the same dynamic.
Makes me glad I'm alpha as fuck.
Prozacka 1 year ago
@Prozacka
Yeah, the whole alpha model of dog psychology isn't really valid at all. I get your point, though.
kafkabeatle 1 year ago
it is so cute to see 2 different kind of animals live and play together
inheart13 1 year ago
0:15 monkey grabbed dick
47lionking 1 year ago
2:21 the monkey is like wtf screw off and go away:P
moviemaestro1 1 year ago
check out my video called cute!
take50productions 1 year ago
are they performing an exorcism on that dog?
ryangpayne 1 year ago
cute and interesting to watch. Especially them playing with the puppy.
captainjaneway80 1 year ago
They are as cats... I didn't knew they can jump those large distances:O
beautywolfy 2 years ago
a monkey doing a very very good cat leap 1:43
lordsombre 2 years ago
langur are most humble monkey species in the world
fybercyber 2 years ago
monkeys, cows are everywhere in india
rohitkumarindia 2 years ago
monkies,cows, and Gods. Yeah you cant throw a rock in any direction without hitting one of those things in India.
(Beautiful country)
hailung23 2 years ago
Monkeys can be dangerous
Destinyteen 2 years ago
aww monkeys are cute
WinxClub223 2 years ago
u dont have to believe look at the facts
jrrydha 2 years ago
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Ok I don't believe in evolution like AT ALL but look at the types of human interactions they have....
FalseDisposition 2 years ago
yeah just try acknowledge evidence and hold your superstitions to yourself.
welcomegohome 2 years ago
monkeys rule more thumbs and less violent than us hehe
mikeyboy7777777 2 years ago 8
@mikeyboy7777777 see video z3amUhalXd8
damwmnm 2 years ago
less violent? i must agree, but they do eat their own children from time, and other monkeys from rivaling tribes. but atleast they don't hav weapons of mass-destruction ^^;;
akuarashi 2 years ago
Only certain insects eat their own children, and most monkeys are strictly vegetarian because their teeth arent suited to eat meat.
Your probably getting confused.
trxdblogger 2 years ago
sorry, i was thinking of wild chimpanzees. which aren't monkeys, i forgot ^^;
akuarashi 2 years ago
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i wish humans were just as simple as animals... the world would be better haha
8past8 2 years ago 19
@8past8
we are the same
EmilioLTD 1 year ago
@8past8 I know ryt...we are the most Fucked up species in this world
TheBengaul 1 year ago
@8past8 Yeah we'd die at the age of 10 and eat our own shit. It would be a lot better.
DJSentiment 1 year ago
i have to visit this place
SpencerB760 2 years ago 6
Do you care about child abuse? In all probability it hasn't happened to you but I am certain you find it abhorrent. As a junior member of the sea org if you report inappropriate behavior by higher ranking members to your guardian, as will have little contact with your parents, you will be told to shut up and no one will believe you, because the person has a higher "rank" than you.
OpenComments 2 years ago
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Can you hunt them legally?
brojulien 2 years ago
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Damn those monkeys are sexy..
durden2001 2 years ago
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Kirbylikestoblaze 2 years ago
you are all writing the names of parkour moves...but are you aware of the fact that the humans just copied the moves from the animal world?
Andos110 2 years ago
We didn't quite copy them, we as humans are able to move naturally just like them, we just choose not too.
cabose34521 2 years ago
what do you mean move like them
sanandreas818 2 years ago
i hope you know, humans are animals.
OTSPProductions 2 years ago 62
of course i know that humans are animals, i just didn't think about it when i wrote my last comment, so i used it carelessly. what i meant was (...)just copied the moves from the animals that live in the free world ;)
Andos110 2 years ago
@OTSPProductions Well, in rough terms, yes. In terms of behavior, no. We are above them. We are HUMANS :D and be proud :)
geoscience 1 year ago
@geoscience We are above them in what context? The fact that we are more intelligent? Because monkeys have been evolving for as long as we have.
roxasroks 1 year ago
@roxasroks Well, if you want to be on par with a monkey, be my guess. But I'm proud of being a human. We are above all animals in this world. Whether you accept this or not is up to you.
geoscience 1 year ago
@geoscience In what context? You have said nothing valid to accept?
roxasroks 1 year ago
@roxasroks Great God, it's happening already... you are one of them. So me saying that humans reign supreme over animals isn't a valid sentence worth accepting? That or you already have grown to be equal to the monkeys in all areas.
geoscience 1 year ago
@geoscience Why don't you just answer the damn question? And by "Nothing valid to accept" I mean I don't agree or disagree with what you have to say.
roxasroks 1 year ago
@roxasroks Then why don't you say that. I don't have anything against you, personally. But I dislike when people don't give humans credit for actually being supreme on this earth. I mean, shoots. We made it. If we weren't aware, then nothing would exist.
geoscience 1 year ago
@geoscience we might be smarter to en extent but animasl are more pure and have better judgement and better instincts and we are selfish and greedy if anything we are under them all we do is destroy the world kill animals make animals extinct we are the the lowest of the low we need to be eradicated
Sorahearts1X 1 year ago
@Sorahearts1X Who is "we" ? People come in different kinds
01geTnM 1 year ago
@01geTnM ok hm do u eat meat because if u do then u support animal abuse and ok even if we do come in different kinds the majority of us is cruel
Sorahearts1X 1 year ago
@Sorahearts1X Can you type that in English, please ?
01geTnM 1 year ago
@01geTnM It is in english your just to stupid to read it.
Sorahearts1X 1 year ago
@Sorahearts1X Humans aren't the only creatures on earth that kill other animals for meat. Our diets depend on the various nutrients derived from consuming meat. Vegetarianism is possible for those who oppose the idea of eating dead things, but not congruent with our natural instinct to hunt and eat food.
It's not cruel, it's what many, many other animals do for survival. Your views are childish, stunted and ill-informed.
Froncentrate 1 year ago
@Froncentrate i'm sorry unlike for ur fat ass i care for other creatures if we was so intelligent we wouldn't have killed of so many species so ur calling a lot of people childish because peta has lots of fans and buddism supports vegetarianism and i think so does huddism so ur calling a lot of people CHILDISH maybe ur childish look at u ur obviously bored u replied to a comment thats three months old we don't need to hunt thats stupid when we can grow maybe a long time ago we did but not now
Sorahearts1X 1 year ago
@Sorahearts1X Well...before you talk about eradicating species, start with yourself.
geoscience 1 year ago
@geoscience nah how about i start with u because ur the close minded person that is not liked on here
Sorahearts1X 1 year ago
@Sorahearts1X Nope. I have no problems with humans, you do. So eradicate yourself and start a new revolution. After all, only the Martyrs of a "good" cause make such a difference in life.
geoscience 1 year ago
@geoscience it doesn't matter if ur have problems with humans u r a problem to the world and need to be killed for it
Sorahearts1X 1 year ago
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@Sorahearts1X But you said Humans need to be eradicated, not I.
geoscience 1 year ago
@geoscience no because we are animals dumbass we can't rule over ourself
Sorahearts1X 1 year ago
@geoscience no we are not and ur a fucking jerk and an idiot its people like u who gets on my nerves
Sorahearts1X 1 year ago