@Kraken812 Aaaaigh! I know! I'm in charge of a garden in which hardy mums will likely be planted in a couple of weeks, and I, like you write, ALWAYS have to mentally correct myself not to even THINK "chrymanthesums"!!!
lol I love this... in Michael Palin's diaries he said, if i remember correctly, that this is a vocal nightmare... especially on stage. But its ok cause i love it.
When my brother was a junior in high school they did decided to make their talent show anglo-centric [with british movies/music/tv references], and one kid did this sketch, along with a few other MP sketches. They even called the talent show "And now for something completely different..."
well the Botanical name for the chrysanths he's 'arranging' with the hammer is Dianthus, you need a good flexible tongue to get around that mouthful. I hope he added flower food to the water.
I thought flowers were food? Dianthus sounds like a rather large girl but if she has a good flexible tongue to get around my mouthful I'm willing to look the other way
man I bet dinner is an event at your place Cherokee, you'd need a jack hammer to remove the rose thorns and carnation nodes from between your teeth following the main course. I should think the stem type would influence the large girls capabilities, I'm guessing yours is semi woody or maybe latex with a sap? She may insist on eye contact throughout.
oh it's an event baby. Stem type? Sugar cane comes to mind....or is that bamboo my little panda bear? Dianthus left me for a fatter guy...Dan D. Lion. I'm free now for you and my goal is to marry gold.
may I come to an event? I like thick bamboo with girth..the generic name Chrysanthemum is derived from the Greek word 'chysos' meaning gold & 'anthos' meaning flower. If Dianthus is now smitten with Dan maybe I'm the Chysos you desire. She was bulimic anyway.
HGUDEVENIN!!
MrBuch169169 3 weeks ago
Lol
froggy227ful 4 weeks ago
omgwtfbbqpizza a GUMBY
froggy227ful 4 weeks ago
Lol... Is he imitating A. Hitler? Cool video... cant help but laugh while i was until. :)
iampeeay01 1 month ago
it seems top comment goes to anyone who can spell crimanthersoms... fuckit
turnsout689 1 month ago
Silly Gumby, you'll never get them in like that, you should use a wedge.
Alexc3217 2 months ago
ohhh it saddens me that this would no longer be allowed to be created and broadcast in the UK
DaveKurtandFaye 2 months ago
Get inn!!
thorzo90 5 months ago
5 people dont have humors.
MrKloku 6 months ago
@MrKloku 5 people have to be arranged nicely in a vase
CCCYP 5 months ago 6
Stop it, this is getting too silly!!
dharmaseed 6 months ago 4
Did they mention which Python claim the copyright to the video? I'm gonna go with Michael Palin.
papoj1PVR 6 months ago
NUUURRRSEEE!!!!!!!!!
MysterySTForever 9 months ago 5
yeah that sketch is HIGH LARIOUS TOO!!!
zim13456 7 months ago
Poor flowers.
Krakolio 9 months ago
Michael is the best Gumby xP
biggles1111 9 months ago 8
For some oddly reason, I remember macho salad looking at this video...
HarryPitfall 1 year ago
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ARRANGE THEM, NICELY IN A VASE!!!
D:
asiansmartsXD7 1 year ago
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Cool things here naughty ladies mworld5.info
hadilashley 1 year ago
MY BRAIN HURTS!
GuitarBlues3 1 year ago 8
If only the flower arrangement section of craft shows or whatever, were as exciting and funny as this!
WoodRatGirl 1 year ago
bloody brilliant D:
Buckeytjeh 1 year ago
Pythons have great style. All I can muster is "I can't stand something so useless as flower arranging."
Sliptodance 1 year ago
NOBODY BEATS MONTY PYTHON!!! NOT EVEN CHRIS ROCK!!!!!
dapinkpwner2008 1 year ago 7
And these are the kind of people that got Scott Brown elected to high office...
TimelordR 1 year ago
@TimelordR No, they're the ones who voted for Scott Walker.
Sylderon 11 months ago
i was watching this and said i feel bad for thos flowers
rosie87387 1 year ago
The annoying thing is that I can't actually say "chrysanthemums" anymore. It ALWAYS comes out "chrymanthesums"! Curse ye, Gumby! XD
Kraken812 1 year ago 12
@Kraken812 Aaaaigh! I know! I'm in charge of a garden in which hardy mums will likely be planted in a couple of weeks, and I, like you write, ALWAYS have to mentally correct myself not to even THINK "chrymanthesums"!!!
judkinsmajor 1 year ago 5
"Pretty begonias... irises... freesias... and crymanthesums.... THEN- you arRANGE them NICEly in a VASE!!!!"
LuniaFloria 1 year ago
My braiin hurts!!
dharmaseed 1 year ago 3
You can't beat a nice bunch of crymanthasums.
Classic Michael Palin!
76juno 2 years ago 5
@76juno
...if by 'beat', you mean 'whack the shit out of them', then indeed you can :P
Taraquin 1 year ago 2
michael palin is a LEGEND!
TomUK7 2 years ago 5
DOCTOR! DOCTOR! DOCTOR!
xhyio 2 years ago 2
this has just cheered me up so much!
floppetylove 2 years ago 2
lol I love this... in Michael Palin's diaries he said, if i remember correctly, that this is a vocal nightmare... especially on stage. But its ok cause i love it.
8CaptainJackSparrow8 2 years ago 5
best 36 seconds of my life
mrsmime100 2 years ago 10
GOOD EVENING!
First take a bunch o'flowers!
PREETY BREGONIAS, IRISES, FREESIAS, & CRYMANTHESUMS!
THEN! Arrange them, NICELY, in a vase!
OH GET IN! GET IN! UGH!
Novazi74 2 years ago 95
@Novazi74 Thank you SO MUCH for quoting the video we just watched.
Somethingproductable 2 weeks ago
This is how my roommate sounds when he gets good and drunk. "Now--stir the oil and garlic--for threee minutes!"
typacsk 2 years ago 11
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typacsk, that's terrible your roommate would get drunk. Nobody should use alcohol.
MagicMaureen46 2 years ago
I'm not opposed to using it, but I've seen what results from OVERusing it. (To his credit, dinner turned out well that night.)
typacsk 2 years ago 3
Gumby (Reading the monologue for the Monty Python and the Holy Grail trailer)-"ONCE....IN....A LIFETIME...."
Producer-"Go away!!"
Gumby-"What?"
Producer-"Next?"
Gumby (Puzzled, walking away)-"What's wrong with my voice? My voice is alright, my brain is hurting."
NinjaGhostScorpion 2 years ago 4
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EdTheGringo 2 years ago
hahahah <3
jamie17211 2 years ago
*arange the flowers nicly in a vase!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl that is some funny stuff
Iaremega1337 2 years ago 3
<3333 xD
keendraaa 2 years ago
arrange them *NICELY* in a vase
hunboi 2 years ago 9
CRYMANTHESUMS!!
xxNailFirexx 2 years ago 23
Ohmygosh that's awesome! Hahahaha. It would be so fun to be on Monty Python.
Amybayme 2 years ago 2
nurse!!!! nurse!!!!! nurse!!!!
EuskaltelEuskadi 2 years ago 3
Very Random! LOL
SonofaBusman 2 years ago
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrse!!!
xXxEpicFailxXx 3 years ago
MY BRAIN HUUUUURTS
sewerchewer 3 years ago
Oh the humanity!Where are the bloody Lupines?:P
Bobofet241 3 years ago
Chrymanthesums.
SirDandypuff 3 years ago 9
i lurv british humor!!!
Emogirlgr8 3 years ago 4
get in! get in!
Princessdaisygirl12 3 years ago 2
When my brother was a junior in high school they did decided to make their talent show anglo-centric [with british movies/music/tv references], and one kid did this sketch, along with a few other MP sketches. They even called the talent show "And now for something completely different..."
StoliDassah 3 years ago 6
lol get in there....
trent5374 3 years ago
Now MY brain hurts!! LOL
DCLeadboot 3 years ago 2
lol Crymenthasums!
Akriloth2160 3 years ago 7
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KK437 3 years ago
absolutely brilliant, that's exactly how I'd do it. 1 slight problem though, MY BRAIN HURTS!
KranKerns249 3 years ago 20
nice one Centurian, like it, like it!
paddyleblanc 3 years ago 2
IT'LL HAVE TO COME OUT!!!!
PipamirSolo 3 years ago
OUT?! OF MY HEAD?!
KranKerns249 3 years ago
YES! ONLY BITS OF ITS!!
PipamirSolo 3 years ago
NUUUUUUUUUURSE!!!!
icyhotroman 3 years ago
NUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!!!!
realcolognestylez13 3 years ago
NUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!!!!
nukleararse1 3 years ago
NUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!!!!
timric 3 years ago
NUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!!!!
nukleararse1 3 years ago
NUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!!!!
tsimon1234 3 years ago
NUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!!!!
thebeardedjohn 2 years ago
NUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!!!!
tsimon1234 2 years ago
NUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!!!!
GAF1987 2 years ago
NUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!!!! Are you they Brain Specialist?
tsimon1234 2 years ago
hello!
GAF1987 2 years ago
Are you they Brain Specialist!?
tsimon1234 2 years ago 3
no i am not the brain specialist! no i am not. yes! yes i am!
GAF1987 2 years ago 6
My brain hurts!
tsimon1234 2 years ago 4
well lets take a look at it mr gumby!
GAF1987 2 years ago 3
No No My brain in my head. (Hits head)
tsimon1234 2 years ago 5
itll have to come out!
GAF1987 2 years ago 3
Oh.
tsimon1234 2 years ago 2
only bits of it.
GAF1987 2 years ago
Thats alright den!
tsimon1234 2 years ago 2
ARE YOOOU DEH BRAIN SPECIALIST?!?
Waluigi943isBack 2 years ago 7
soooooooooooooooo funnie lol but hardly any1 haz seen it :(
eyore4peace 3 years ago
PRETTY BEGONIAS, IRISES, FREESIAS AND CRY-MANTHESUMS!
Fuck I lol'd.
RyswickZ 3 years ago 10
Palin's the best Gumby!!!
BrianPatas 3 years ago 12
On my wedding day, my flowers will be arranged like this.
cositscheaper 3 years ago 137
I arrange flowers differently but this is the real way to arrange flowers
caboose678 3 years ago 8
CHRYMANTHESUMS!!
evrbody 4 years ago 13
I love how he knows the names of the flowers, and yet is such a dunce.
smaakjeks 4 years ago 6
IRIS' AND CRINATHISIMS lol
robeywan 4 years ago
Get in! Get in! lol
Jugulator22 4 years ago 5
I have a friend who can amazingly sound like the Gumby person here. This is 20 shades of hilarious. AAAHHH! GET IN! GET IN!
jingerxXsnappers 4 years ago 5
I did this in class to annoy my teacher (we were dissecting flowers). God it was funny XD
cositscheaper 4 years ago 12
Crymanthesums!
Arrange them nicely in a vase. GET IN! GET IN (hitting with mallet)
I love it, but it makes my brain hurt XD
TheSlackwareSlacker 4 years ago 3
I think flower arranging is a lost art
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago 2
It's certainly a difficult skill to master Cherokee, I do like his take on contemporary floral design though.
s5macky 4 years ago
you speak in wise tongues about this art
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
well the Botanical name for the chrysanths he's 'arranging' with the hammer is Dianthus, you need a good flexible tongue to get around that mouthful. I hope he added flower food to the water.
s5macky 4 years ago
I thought flowers were food? Dianthus sounds like a rather large girl but if she has a good flexible tongue to get around my mouthful I'm willing to look the other way
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
man I bet dinner is an event at your place Cherokee, you'd need a jack hammer to remove the rose thorns and carnation nodes from between your teeth following the main course. I should think the stem type would influence the large girls capabilities, I'm guessing yours is semi woody or maybe latex with a sap? She may insist on eye contact throughout.
s5macky 4 years ago
oh it's an event baby. Stem type? Sugar cane comes to mind....or is that bamboo my little panda bear? Dianthus left me for a fatter guy...Dan D. Lion. I'm free now for you and my goal is to marry gold.
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
may I come to an event? I like thick bamboo with girth..the generic name Chrysanthemum is derived from the Greek word 'chysos' meaning gold & 'anthos' meaning flower. If Dianthus is now smitten with Dan maybe I'm the Chysos you desire. She was bulimic anyway.
s5macky 4 years ago
Chysos, you are the calamari appetizer to my baklava. I'll never ask you to Pykmynos.
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
If I'm the calamari appetizer to your baklava dessert you are missing the main. I could give you Tsimbouki? Huffamoose in your native tongue.
s5macky 4 years ago
It's all Greek to me
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
Huffamoose is Canadian slang, of course the Red Man may not be familiar.....
s5macky 4 years ago
want to see my huffamoose?
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
it's obligatory when British guests stay over Cherokee ;)
s5macky 4 years ago
and especially if Cherokee stays over you
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
Indeed. Shall we call it levitation?
s5macky 4 years ago
I feel something rising
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
are you over filling the hot tub?
s5macky 4 years ago
af"firm"ative
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
I'm receiving you. Captain.
s5macky 4 years ago
At ease Private Parts
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
affirmative. They are.
s5macky 4 years ago
You Colonel my Mustard
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
You Skipper my ship
s5macky 4 years ago
you oil my sardine
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
flick my switch
s5macky 4 years ago
salt your peanut
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
that made me laugh. You did that on purpose to put me off.
s5macky 4 years ago
hang on I need to sneeze....cashew!!!!
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
Your distraction techniques will not deter me. Oh ok then I'm easily distracted.
You nut
s5macky 4 years ago
pecan someone your own size
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
what in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?
mush01 4 years ago
flower arranging mush ;)
s5macky 4 years ago
LOL! Stop it! Stoooooooooop!
I submit.
You have me against the wal nut
s5macky 4 years ago
Then let me filbert
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
who's bert? I thought you wanted to fill s5macky ;)
s5macky 4 years ago
fill smacky with nuts
CherokeeatheKeg 4 years ago
My video response looks at Flowers from a different angle!
philipsmovies 4 years ago
NICELY! lol
i love these guys.
venichen1 4 years ago
spaz much?
309204386 4 years ago
now THATS the way it's done! ARRANGE THEM NICELY IN A VASE!!
scottythepointystick 4 years ago 2
excellent advice... ill keep it in mind for my aniversary...
erikt211 4 years ago
crymanthesums....lmao!
argetlamgirl711 4 years ago
Monty Python is so fucking funny... Best comedy ever ;)
zomgabadger 4 years ago
this has always been one of my favorite python sketches! thank you!
ally525 4 years ago
arrange them NICELY in a vase!
derfshaya 4 years ago
Classic Monty Python! Thank you!
Actionguy1 4 years ago
GET IN! GET IN!
LordKrelas 4 years ago
rofl
jt1337 5 years ago
i like the way he just shoves the flower into the vase
ha ha ha
runrabbit119 5 years ago