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  • and it all started so promising with us in Norway:

    youtube.com/watch?v=xMb7pOpYej­8

    ;)

  • Är det Svenskar?

    

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  • This is not Poles ,they are stupid Russians omg ...I already met a lot of cases, when the Russians claim to be Poles and spoil our reputation because we have similar languages and we are better people​. Fuck you, Russians. And this applies to Ukrainians and Belarusians who also do this. You had chance to be Poles after 1939 but you wasted it and now fuck off !!! Slavic brothers huh ?? Fucking JOCKE!!!

  • Skal do knulle med meg xD

  • Hva faen Polsk er jo ikke sånn! Det der er RUSSISK! PIERDOLIC NORWEGOW

  • haha why are you people taking this seriously? this is a joke! its made by the norwegian comedian Espen Eckbo!

  • kurwa mac przeciez to ruscy nie polacy. They are from Russia. De kommer fran Ryssland.

  • I am polish and I live in Denmark snice few years. I have "dual" opposite feelings about this video. On one hand it is super funny but on other hand I am so tired of being generalized...

  • what a kind of shit! They are not from Poland! They'r from Russia!

  • Fy faen, dritt bra video men de finst ikkje en einaste polakk som heiter Alexej :D. Ikkje alex eingong .

  • @Akatsusek hmmm, Jeg er polsk og jeg heter ALEX....

  • Fak ya! XD POLISH POWER KURWA! : o

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  • To rusy a nie polaki

  • 2:26, legendarisk latter 

  • @erikrgyo du sier definitivt noe der! utmerket motivasjon for en eksamen om det engelske språget... det er det språglige, ikke sant(...)

  • f**ck that movie... i don't agree

  • I think this videos portray Poland well, it's poor, people drink and speak in bizzare slavic language that sounds like they were constantly angry. Very dangerous place, don't go there.

  • rjosebjosk!

  • THEY SPEAK  RUSSIAN

  • Polish people are a fantastic, honest and hard working people as far as I concern. Everyone complaining about Polish people; read your history and see how important they are.

    Greetings from Norway :)

  • fucking american bitch .

  • Selvfølgelig er de ikke Polakker, det er bare skuespill. ^^

  • Selvfølgelig er de ikke Polakker.

  • det er ikke polakker..

  • trist

    

  • men jeg kalle dette trakkasering jeg!

  • hva faen? de er ikke polakker..

  • Skjer med at alle skriver på engelsk a?

  • And read the description, Espen Eckbo and Henrik Elvestad are acting like they`re from Poland and working in Norway...

  • Nice car... Stereotype vision of poles and other east europeans. People wanted to see the ex-communists as a scum and jerks than adequate personalities. Etiquette of bum planted on ordinary workers. If they workers. And this guys don't speak on russian dialect, it's something completely not understandable...

  • I', Norwegian, and i've been in Poland 4 times, and the people there was infact very kind peoples! But ive got robbed 3/4 times. very kind. very kind

  • @Vetle0102 I've been living in Norway since 2008. People here are very kind people. But i've been "bullied", nicknamed idiot, fool, stupid pole for most of the time. People who doesn't even know where Poland is and how big this country is called me an idiot. The truth is that Norwegians are very arrogant, and dont know anything that is outside of their country.

  • FUCK THIS SAD NATIONALIST PROPAGANDA SHIT. WHOEVER MADE THIS NEEDS TO BE BETTER NURTURED BY MOMMY AND DADDY!!!

  • here is 50 krones so you can shaddup and be happy again :p

  • HOW COME THEY SPEAK RUSSIAN DIALECT/LANGUAGE AND THER MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND IS PLAIN RUSSIAN.

    SIMLE LACK OF EDUCATION AND INTELIGENCE

    IF THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY - THEN IT IF SAID.

    IF THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE PROPAGANDA - THEN IT IS ALSO SAID

    FUCK THIS NATIONALIST PROPAGANDA SHIT!!!!

  • @xywa23 HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL

  • @Offe187: It'stfucking clear This shit is staged up you Idiot. These norwegian Blondies on this Video don't even look Polish.

  • Yea ok, sure funny:) thumbs up:)...but for the politcally corrupted hater who put this video together I got a little hint: ALEXEJ and ANDREJ are not polish names!!! And the 2 'stars' on this video speak russian!!! Nice try IDIOT!!:):) Greetings from beautifull and friendly country of Poland:):):)

  • They are not people from the Polish, the emphasis is typically Russian, Ukrainian and Belarusian.

  • @oloze TRUE!

  • The problem is... They're not polish!!! They're RUSSIAN!!! And it pissed me off >:(!

    Alexiej and Andrej have never been and never will be polish names. At least because we don't have x in polish alphabet!

  • @lotopauanka THEY ARE FUCKING NOT RUSSIANS, THEY DO NOT LOOK LIKE RUSSIANS!!! AND THEY DO NOT SPEAK RUSSIAN!!!!! THE ONLY RUSSIAN WORD IN THIS VIDEO ID "KRASNAYA PLOSHAD" THAT MEANS THE RED SQUARE!!!! THEY ARE FUCKING NOT RUSSIANS! THEY ARE POLAK SCUM!!! FUCK THEM!!!

  • @papovitch1 stop swearing stupid moron - im polish and i could recognize polish accent. im not saying about russian words but accent and names! everyone who want to make fun of someone should at least know sth about him and authors showed very little knowledge about polish language. Mind your language who ever you want and stop write capital letters some culture in internet at least if you dont have in real life! I didn't talk to you, but to the authors

  • The problem is... They're not polish!!! They're RUSSIAN!!! And it pissed me off >:(!

  • I'm African and I find this very boring. I can nor understand the languages or the humour in it. k thx bye

  • just stay in the trees and eat banas and rape women..

  • @Bonnis1 lol, nice xD.

  • LAWYER! :)

  • Haha, mye drittunger og annen drit som kommenterer her ser jeg, må være godt å ha et fora der man kan spy ut litt rasisme. Selvom det får dere til å se ut som en haug med trash.

  • hehe..jeg kan operere for bare 70 kroner i time!!

    hehe

  • det er ikke polakker. Fucking nordmenn! Dere er truende vikingene>) hahahaha

  • the polish man who came to my house was wery good at putting the kitchen togetherand was nice to talk with. but iraqi and somali people can get the fuck out of norway immediately ........ <.<

  • we polish have lambreta's, u know the volswagen cars, minibusses

  • As a polish people drink a lot (as most of people think) so norwegians are eating a lot of stinking fishes :). Norwegians are laughing of polish because of almost every is handyman, so... it's better to be a MAN as handyman than be norwegian gay fisher . my opinion. takk

  • @alien193 the polish are poor and have to come to norway and work to gain money, so if you dont like norway dont come here

  • @kleppwood you r just stupid rasist... like most of norwegians. loughing of other nationalities and thinking that norway is best. but you should know that probably in other countries there are ppl loughing of norwegians same as you now. think a bit. i allready live in norway and i got my opinion. you can not say just "DONT COME TO NORWAY"..

  • @alien193 why the fuck not? Then leave us the fuck alone. To many polish scumbaggs are living on norwegian welfare. Yeah i guess some assholes are laughing of us norwegians and that it would sound something like this: " haha look at those stupid norwegians with their money, their welfare and voted best country to live in year by year by the united nations, hahaha how stupid is that!" lol

  • @MougeSyco 1. because you do not have rights to say things like " YOU MUST LEAVE NORWAY, BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THAT blah blah". watch?v=x75W88Q2OUw - here is the answer about norwegian emigrants. it is not only polish people that are moving to other countries, maybe it is too difficult to understand for you. grow up

  • @alien193 No, maybe its to difficult for your 12 year old brain to understand that we dont need leeches sucking dry our hard earned welfare system. I dont pay 37% tax of my income so that some trash from another country can come here and do nothing and collect welfare.

  • @MougeSyco accually polish people are working more than you, norwegians - that is why they are moving to norway. so stop telling shit like that

  • @alien193 shut up idiot. Beacuse of the state of the world economy alot of Polish men are out of a job. This is a fact. Dont tell me you work harder than me you have no idea moron.

  • @MougeSyco you are showing your education level that you finished right now. you will not change the world by calling ppl morons, idiots and stuff like that. you probably dont have enough arguments. i know my rights. btw- it is not economy that made polish people poorer than norwegians, its oil and americas that helped norwegians to find out that oil, if they would not help YOU, norway could be a lot poorer than poland. you should know that if YOU ARE 36, how it was in 1980' etc

  • @alien193 ... Listen el'dorko.. Im not going to argue any more with you since you obviosuly lack the mental capasity to make any meaningfull conversation. Let me just finnish this by wishing you a merry christmas, and if you actually are one of the polish leeches in my country - then please get the f@£k out - go home and build up your own country. Have a nice day

  • @MougeSyco The polish arent really the problem, they actually work, people from somalia on the other hand, who have social norms that says: women do the work, while men chill out in the shade - they are a problem

  • skulle vært hivd ut hele gjengen, blir kvalm av burka jævlene >:|

  • @MougeSyco watch?v=GYNJuP6m9JU here is another example, need more?

  • @alien193 Lol, wtf is that supposed to prove? I love Monthy Phyton, and the "Norwegian Blue" is also funny. So you think they made this just to diss Norwegians do you? thats just stupid

  • they are norwegians doing an old sketch.. it's ooold

  • this video is just for entertainmant. its a comedy not real.

    these 2 guys have been on several entertainmant series and their norwegian.

    their just joking about the polish immigrants

  • they are not polish

  • they are not polish, they are russian or lithuanian , for sure - not POLISH :)

    anyway - crazy people :)

  • I am Polish and I live in Denmark. I think that it is very funny video but it is sad that some people belive that it is true.

  • They took our jobs! :P

  • I'm Norwegian, and i've been in Poland 2 times, and the people there are very kind peoples! I'm looking forward to go to Poland more times =D

  • @ZipperZanta True, but every country has some nice poeple in their country, but some country's have more of those bom's like these guys form this vid

  • ignorant....

  • Im Polish imigrant in Denmark hheee

  • I'm Polish and I find this funny:). I can understand that people in other countries might not like the Polish immigrants as the ones who leave our country are usually scum and they give us a bad name abroad (don't know if that's the case with the Poles in Norway though). Come to Poland and I'm sure you will find mostly hospitable, well-mannered people.

    The only thing I find insulting in this vid is the Russian (or faux Russian perhaps) vocabulary as we feckin' hate the Ruskis:)

  • yes they give you a bad name. Eastern-Europeans generally have a bad rep.

    they are rude, they steal.

    and worst of all, all the rape cases lately..

    Not all of them ofc, but too many.

  • @GiertychChuj yes many immigrants

    exploit our country. and thats what i hate

    about immigrants

  • @GiertychChuj One of my friends is polish , and he's great :D Nothing like this x' D

  • @GiertychChuj people from poland are really kind, I have been there

  • @GiertychChuj i am from Norway and i love polish people. and most of the peoples in Norway liks polis peoples, they are nice, kind and works bether then the popels in norway

  • @thekiller0673 snakk for deg sjæl din bøtteknott

  • @GiertychChuj

    The polish people i've met have been great people. Our tenats are polish, and they help us with stuff in the garden wituot us even asking, ill be surprised the day I see a Norwegian do that. A few bad apples ruins for everybody else.

  • @GiertychChuj Hey! I love you polish guys when it comes to economy; free trade is the only thing that lead to happiness. Gief more polish! :D

  • @GiertychChuj I'm from norway. i work with some polish guys at at workshop. Really good and nice people! Koooorwwwaaaa! :D 

  • @GiertychChuj FUCK YOU JEWISH PIG!!! YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE KILLED OUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN!!! KILLING OUR PRIESTS AND BURNING OUR CHUCHES!!!!! FUCKING CAPITALIST PIG!!! KILLING FOR STUPID MONEY!!!! WE WILL CLEAR THE WORLD FROM YOU POLISh SCUM!!!! RUSSIA FOR LIFE!!!

  • @papovitch1 Take some valium, dipshit or ask the first paramedic you meet for additional dose of electric shock therapy as you obviously need it. That shit you wrote doesn't make any fuckin' sense - Jews, capitalists, poor priests, WTF????... You'fe clearly fucked up in the head, my dear, condolences to your family and other poor bastards that have to put up with you

  • @GiertychChuj

    Ale ty jesteś pojebany, chcąc podlizać się zachodnim snobom mieszasz innych Słowian z błotem. Wstyd mi za takich Polaków jak ty.

  • @SecretLegionsPL Zluzuj poślady, frajerze. Przez takich Pola(cz)ków jak ty powstają podobne skecze - nie rozpoznałbyś sarkazmu i ironii, nawet gdyby ci spadły na łeb. Idź się blatować z braćmi Słowianami z Ukrainy, tylko nie wspominaj o UPA i Galizien Waffen SS, bo mogą się zrobić nerwowi

  • @GiertychChuj

    Zamknij dupę ty zachodni dupowłazie o mentalności chłopa pańszczyźnianego. Banderowcy to ścierwo twojego pokroju. Oni też nienawidzą swoich słowiańskich współbraci i liżą/lizali odbyt jankesom i szkopom w zamian za $ oraz broń.

  • @SecretLegionsPL To i tak się wyżej cenili, niż ty, bo twoja stawka za wyjedzenie rodzynów wynosi suchą bułkę i kawałek słoniny, garbaty capie spod Białegostoku. Gdyby nie internet zdechłbyś z głodu za odrobiną uwagi, a tak to możesz chociaż własny stolec rozsmarowywać na youtube, ty jebana drobonustrojowa kurewko. Muruj pizdę i się nie odzywaj, bo w łańcuchu pokarmowym zajmujesz miejsce eugleny zielonej, śmieszny infantylny harcerzyku

  • @GiertychChuj

    Widzę że prawda o sobie samym kole cię w oczy. Płaszcz się dalej przed norwegami i innymi Angolami pachole ale wiedz że w ich oczach ciągle będziesz polish thief and poor polack. :D

  • @SecretLegionsPL Uposledzony jestes chlopaku? Jesli nie zauwazyles, to tu chodzi o satyre, a ty ziejesz ogniem z dupy jakby ci ojca zgwalcono. Uspokoj dalna, pajacu

  • @GiertychChuj There is a lot of Polish people in Oslo and everyone Ive met or spoke to are very friendly and cool

  • rasist eller lille utelending? du klarer jo ikke å skrive norsk selv

  • @nordicsquad du vet ikke hva de gjør!!

  • @pOwErHiTradioLTU jo jeg vet godt hva de gjør, jeg er halvt polsk

  • haha, utelending :P

  • Im From Poland (working in Norway)!!! and i LOVE THIS!!! waiting for second part please !!!

  • @pleonazmm i dont think it will be a second

    part they normal just do 1 sketch about

    each tema

  • Minner mer om russere enn polakker i grunn, bortsett fra spiriten med å jobbe i Norge for så å reise tilbake til hjemlandet, der har du Polen på sitt beste! ;)

  • agree

  • vi polakken har humor! :<

  • denne er en parodi.... ikke går han over streken heller.

    Ekbos job er å parodiere stereotyper.

  • herregud. ha litt humor da din tørrpinne

  • hahaha dritbra x)

  • en ting som er typisk polsk på byggeplasser er at di har med seg vannkoker og koker poteter å longemos så de stinker helvete i lunsjpausen for ikke å snakke om makrell i tomat å fiskepudding! !

  • har ikke nordmenn respekt for andre nasjonaliteter? Hallo... Hvem slipper inn de fleste? Så den filmen viser at hver enkelt nordmann ikke har respekt for andre nasjonaliteter?

    Hadde vi ikke hatt respekt så hadde jo vi ikke hjulpet til masse i verden? Da hadde vi sitti på ræva med oljepengene for oss selv.

  • Du maler absolutt alle normenn som respektløse og arrogante pga. en Sketsj espen eckbo lagde for 5 år siden. revurder livet ditt, er De vennelig? Smil a sjakan..

  • har du ikke litt selvironi.

    hvem har ikke gjort narr av andre land? norge har blitt gjort narr en utallige ganger. slike folk som hisser seg opp, slike som deg, tar det så personlig for de vet at det egentig er litt sant ;-) stereotyper!

  • som vi burde.

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  • Norskt DNA har ikke lidd unner innavl. Innavl er en betegnelse for som kun skal brukes når mennesker som er i slekt får barn sammen, og disse barna har tatt skade av for likt DNA. Hvis det du mener er at normenn har blå øyne og blondt hår fordi vi ikke har "paret" oss med folk med svart hår og brune øyne, så stemmer det. Blondt hår og blå øyne er like fult et resultat av at vi ikke trengte så mye beskyttelse mot sola; vi mistet pigment.

  • 1:08 is the best pert :)

  • HAHA  hold på å le meg ihjel xD

  • =) no need to be angry =)

  • Yeah, its just a joke.. calm down. Dont think that every norwegian laughs at this neither

  • Relax, they are making fun of Norwegians almost as much Polish people.

    Saying that you can drink a lot simply strengthens his point... Thats what hes making fun of, you drinking too much;) :P

    It's just comedy, don't take it so seriously pal! =)

  • det heter halvt. hvis man er halt så halter man.

  • Oja, sorry.. skrivefeil ;)

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  • du driter deg ut Pagnah.. jeg er halt polsk jeg også og skjønner godt hva ps3dream mener.. så vær så snill.. ikke drit deg ut mer a:)

  • du er halt polsk? lawl xD

  • Tydeligvis ikke

  • Blizzard0008 folk som deg invaderte norge i andre verdenskrig og hører ikke hjemme der. Om du tror du kan kalle deg selv normann så tror du helt feil, for vi virkelige normenn er ikke venner med fienden.

  • SKAL DO KNOLLE MED MAI?????

  • NEI :PP

  • hehe vi kan klippe rosen busk..hahahah

  • I motsetning til deg, er jeg ikke dumsnill, og klarer faktisk å se realiteten. Jeg skammer meg over slike folk med for liten innsikt til å se hva fakta er. Sosialisme? Herregud, alle andre enn folk som lever på staten og snylter liker dem. Det er de sterkestes rett. Sorry, men igjen, det er faktisk sånn det fungerer. Håper du er i stand til å se det en dag. Btw, du framstår som en manisk depressiv person når du sier:" god helg" og skjeller ut og slenger på en snill smiley. Jesus...

  • manisk deprisiv, den var ny:P

    Det er ikke den sterkest rett, men de sterkest har et ansvar ovenfor de svake.

  • Selvmotsigende argument. Det ÈR den sterkestes rett. Hvordan kan de sterkeste ha et ansvar med mindre at de har forutsetninger til å hjelpe dem som ikke har det?

  • Du kan ikke bruke sosialisme som et skjellsord! Vi har hatt sosialistisk styring nesten hele tiden siden andre verdenskrig, og se så bra vi har det. Vi var på første plass på FN sin liste over hvilke land som var best å bo i. Island gikk forbi oss i 2006 eller noe, men nå har de gått kunkursXP. Dette er en morsom film og en veldig teit plass å diskutere politikk. Jeg kom litt brått på og det beklager jeg. Ha en fin helg=)

  • It's not funny...

  • Dra til helvete din jævla sosialist hore! Norge er hovedsaklig er Norge for Nordmenn. Trenger ikke å være FRPer for å si det.

  • trenger ikke være sosialist for å si at Norge er et land som tar imot de som kommer hit med åpne armer=)

    Bli så sint du vil, men vi trenger inntrykk fra andre kulturer for å funger som mennesker, vi kan ikke isolere oss fra verden bare fordi dere tomsinger mener det!

    ha en fin uke=)

  • Hold deg til realiteten. Jeg sier at med mindre at folk kan holde seg til Norges lover, kan de dra hjem. Hva er galt med det? Hvorfor skal vi bruke penger på dem som misbruker retten sin til å være her? Jeg godtar og er venner med flere invandrere. Men de kan oppføre seg, de kan akseptere at vi har visse lover og regler som de slavisk skal følge, slik som oss. Jeg sier ikke at vi skal isolere oss. Jeg sier at vi skal fjerne de kriminelle invandererene som feiler i sosialiseringsprossessen.

  • @NiggvaR helt enig fjern sånne

    innvandrere som bare vil ha bråk

  • Hvem faen bryr seg din pirkete IDIOT!!!! Fatter du ikke humoren din jævla tosk?

  • Wrôclaw har jeg vært ja. Dra på tur til Krakow å da, for der er det så fint.

    Var på strippeklubb i krakow når jeg var 16, å det var moro. Lite sensur å full fres med paret på scenen. hehe!!

    Fortsatt usensurert i polen eller?? hehe

  • Tror det :P Er ikke helt sikkert. Jeg er 17 nå, flyttet her når jeg var nesten 15 :P Har ikke vært på strippeklubb ;) haha :P

  • Du har lært deg norsk jævlig bra da. :)

    Får dra på strippeklubb da.

    Å spise piroger og drikke vodka.

  • Takk ;) går på skolen her i Bergen, så jeg må lære meg norsk uansett då.Haha drikke vodka ja, polsk vodka er en av de beste. Men ikke den som de selger på vinmonopolet. Dworek er en av de verste. Men det kom en ny, Zubrowka. Den må du smake ihvertfall ;)

  • Får kjøpe meg det og legge i frysen da.

    Nedfryst vodka, så kan man drikk 2-3 flasker før man merker noe.

    Å ut på gamlebyen i krakow å sjekke damer. Dra dit til sommeren da.

  • Jeg liker polen og polske folk jeg. Har jobbet med polakker og er fortsatt kompiser med dem etter at dem flyttet hit permanent.

    Har også vært i mange byer i polen og trives der. Å jentene der er jo virkelig sexy!!! :)

  • Enig med deg ;)

  • ok, de er nettop dume sier sånn o jobber ikke får penger av landet. OG nå odeleger Oslo...

  • Neinei, du misforstår helt. Det er ikke hvite som er rasister, det er utlendinger som er rasistiske mot oss. Kaller normenn for "poteter", skriver "norge suger, tyrkia er best!" på skoletavler. Ikke rart man blir jeg forbanna da!

  • Dra til deres eget hjem, jævla utlendinger. Ingen vil ha stygge folk som stjeler og lukter vondt. Dra tilbake til det drittlandet dere kommer fra!

  • Stygt sagt av deg!!!!

  • Stygge folk ? Vet du kanskje egentlig hvorfor menningen er å komme her, som er et godt løsningen for dere nordmanner? Det var mange i ektefelle med sin egen søsken, når utlendinger kom til Norge kunne ''bloden'' blandes og da blir det mindre sykdommer og sånn som kommer av det at de som er i ektefelle og har nesten helt likt DNA føder syke barn. Og ikke alle som sitter å får penger av landet, mest jobber hardt for dere og sitt eget bedre liv her i Norge.

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  • Husk hvem sitt land du er i. Norge er i utgangspunket for nordmenn. Med mindre du kan akseptere det, kan du dra hjem.

  • Slapp av, og ikke la deg provosere av all ting. Det er sikkert ikke meningen av Espen og Henrik å provosere, de er nok bare ikke så flinke til å skille mellom Russland og Polen. I motsetningen til deg selv, som kommer fra landet.

    Og btw, Norge er et av verdens rikeste land.. De fleste av oss hadde ikke bodd i gamle hus og dritt selvom ikke polakkene var her.

  • not Poland!!... this is Russland...

  • Hahahaha, sounds just like polish people!!

  • 'skal du knulle med meg'' hahaha xD

  • Ha ha sounds just like polish people!Do all polish people suck in english?Skal du knolle med meg!!!Jævlig bra eckbo.

  • 1:10 vi klippe... rjosebjosk?

    hihihi