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  • get a stall or use a towel sandusky

  • where do we find the responses

  • I'm from Ohio, and I'm offended.

    Hence the douchbaggery =P

  • I am from Ohio. There is a very high concentration of douchebags here. Also, I am not a douchebag.

  • you guys live in Ohio?

  • Video Games!!

  • Gentlemen's Rant: YOUTUBE!

  • you and i both know this place is covered in AIDS

  • Gentleman's Rant: Customer Service.

  • Gentlemen's rant on: Jersey Shore

  • i'm glad that they aren't using that ringing sound track

  • rant about "swag" it has so many different definitions and unfortunately all are used by hipsters.

  • The Gentleman's Rant: Customers (Cashier's Perspective)

  • To be honest, the only girls who chose how good your body looks over how nice you are, are just girls who want to look good. They dont give a shit about you, and probably never will.

  • @dragonflyinhaven Or.. They want to be physically and emotionally attracted to their partner. The only guys who believe bullshit like this are lazy fucks who want to stay fat and still have a girlfriend.

  • @TpendragonT I know this is probably a stupid excuse, but, I'm a girl, and every other girl I know with a really fit boyfriend just wants to look cool and make other girls jealous. If I had a boyfriend now (and I have had some) I wouldnt give a shit if he was fat or not. The only time I would ever tell him to work out or encourage him to is if he was so overweight it was unhealthy, or if he really needed it because he rarely did exercise.

  • @dragonflyinhaven You must be fat.

  • @TpendragonT Again, Im a girl, and I'm very skinny, just to let you know.

  • fuck all these bitching fags. Keep them coming.

  • is it actually possible for the big ''forehead'' vein to burst?

  • I take it that you guys are hatin' on ohio? ME TOO. WHAT A COINKYDINK!

    I think you should hate on maine though. Way more HORRID.

  • I grunt whenever the fuck I wanna grunt, hmk?

  • CALL ME

  • lol my boyfriend just went to the gym xD

  • I can't stop.

    

  • The Gentlemen's Rant: The Ghetto

  • Why make a New Years resolution to lose weight? Why not do it in the middle of the fucking year? I'm tired of skipping 70% of my workout one month of the year cause you assholes don't know how to stick to something.

  • you said balls too much

  • its either the grunting or heavy breathing... or both.

    and it is ok for me to dry my balls with the hand dryer because that's where my hands are at, and yes that means im masturbating... yes, that is what that weird stain under the hand dryer is.

  • its a water fountain, you're not tongue fucking poseidon...i am dying.

  • LMFAO! I don't work out but this made me LOL.

  • so says the softies... JUSSST sayin

  • #fuckthebuckeyes

  • you guys hate Ohio

  • Gentleman's Rant: Dubstep

  • grunting is almost necessary for anyone serious about pushing themselves. casual gym goers don't really understand and find it annoying.

  • If you're not grunting, you're not pushing yourself.

  • @dalg1011 Was thinking the exact same thing.

  • I'm from Ohio....

  • he said "I'm betting prison" hahahahahaha

  • @mttdnny Yes.. We all watched the video... Your point?

  • ohio balls

  • I CAN SMELL YOUR BALLS

    LOLOLOLOL

  • Gentleman's rant: Concerts

  • Will.... call me ;)

  • Gentleman's rant: Minnesota. No, really, it sucks here. And I'm from here. And it will be hilarious.

  • @G33k4Lyfe whoa whoa, im from mn. and its pretty dope, minus the 6 months of winter. lacking of winning sports teams (98 vikings), and the fact that nobody on either cost knows where mn is on a map. 'sota for life!!!

  • @mttdnny I think you're forgetting the summers so hot they kill people, clouds (no, not swarms, fucking CLOUDS) of mosquitoes and all the obnoxious tourists complaining that we don't say "eh?". But our trees are pretty and our women are hot. I ain't complaining.

  • What about a gym in Ohio?

  • gentleman's rant:christmas

  • gentleman's rant: gentleman's rant

  • Gentleman's rant: YouTube

  • What if there was a gym... in Ohio...? o.o

  • do you need rant ideas??? how bout mens cars that are noisy and big tires, what about the black guys with those rims that spin? cars, truck, men tractors etc...do that rant...every morn the guy who goes to the gym across the street revs up his truck...extension of his little testosterone...now we know he has a small weinie...go ahead guys yur turn...

  • .... Its because eveyone in ohio is a republicain isnt it? .... Yea thats about right.....

  • xD I've lived in Ohio my whole life. I've never heard this many Ohio jokes. These are f**king great.

  • seriously guys, enouph with the grunting, lmao

  • These dumbasses obviously workout at Planet Fitness

  • Gentleman's rant: bitch made motherfuckers!

  • motherfucker made bitches

  • bitch made motherfuckers

  • You's a fucking bunch of bitch made mother fuckers.

  • Bitch made mother fuckers

  • BITCH MADE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

  • Gentlemen's Rant: Wilson P. Lindsey. Haha yea, right... bitchmade mother fuckers...

  • you’re not tongue fucking Poseidon; that’s the best line ever

  • you and i both know this place is still covered in AIDS. lmfao

  • jerking off is not at all like lifting a 20-pound dumbbell - unless the dumbbell is a shake-weight or you've got a 20-pound penis

  • SANDUSKY!

  • dammit i've watched all of the rants already... fuck. make new ones!

  • The Gentlemen's Rant: Weed

  • The Gentlemen's Rant: The Not-So Gentleman's Rant About The Gentlemen's Rant : Gym

  • @ThyVincent lol yup he probably grunts in the gym or something.

  • you guy's need to quit your fucking bitching! people work out to stay in shape. being a college football player we work out to get stronger to beat the competition. also i had a personal trainer for 2 years and the reason for it is to learn the proper form to lifting heavy weight without "having that bulging vein in my head burst." i love how much you guys bitch about nonsense because you have nothing better to do with your life's. if you dont like the gym go buy a fucking treadmill damn !

  • @thethickness58 you must be the type of person described in 0:40 LOL

  • @thethickness58 glad to see people in this world cant take a joke just because u feel butthurt about both your gay sex and how they make rants about your home

  • @thethickness58 how is a treadmill equivilant to a gym? It's called a rant dipshit, the whole point is to bitch.

  • what the fuck's with the random racist comment toward the end?

  • It's a water fountain stop tongue fucking Poseidon

  • So, if if a gym has the biggest collection of assholes outside of Ohio, then a gym in Ohio... wholy mother of god. 0.o

  • Gentlemen's rant: Walmart

  • it's a water fountain, you're not tongue fucking poseidon.

  • do a rant on what the buck

  • Gentlemen's Rant: Top Comments

  • unless you kick over a bus, no one cares you can squat 200 pounds. LMFAOOOO

  • easily my favorite!

  • Yeah but bro, when you lift a shit ton you are going to grunt.

  • @Patchworq You could just breathe regularly...

  • Just found your channel and I love it!

  • Man it's so funny that these guys talk about douche bags like they aren't douche bags...

  • Do they even lift?

  • 0:51 FTW

  • um, i live in ohio, and you know what, your right, almost everybody at my school is a ass hole T_T. ( GET ME OUT OF HERE)

  • @puffleissocute just beat em up...i used to beat douch bags in my school while in highschool.. they are all talk no brawl.. dont worry bout em..

  • @youfail1996 ya, but im a girl, and i cant even open a soda bottle =/ ya, i know im a weakling

  • P90x

  • Trevon is my favorite... just sayin.

  • using all the weights doesn't make you cool, it makes you a deuche bag.

  • you're not tongue fucking poseidon you whelp.. haha lmao

  • why do they hate Ohio????

  • @dterry388 They come from Ohio...

  • Will was trying so hard not to laugh the entire time. It was pretty obvious.

    Also, Ginger Dude needs to post his fucking phone number so I can give him a blowjob already.

  • Do you guys even lift?

  • @ooJLEoo I love your rants and have nothing against them, but just out of curiosity why is Ohio the biggest collection of douche-bags in the world?

  • I lift weights every day. I do use a lot of the weights, not so i can look cool, but so I can GET STRONGER. That's kinda the point. Assholes. And I don't grunt when I lift. Sometimes I scream when the last rep is hard to get. That burst of adrenaline helps. I like intense workouts. Although, I do have a sport to get better at, so I understand that not everybody is looking for the same things as me.

  • @JLowe2013 You go Girl!

  • its funny how ohio is the biggest collection of D-Bags in the world

  • Gentleman's rant "sagging"

  • Gentleman's rant: Ohio

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  • Why do they make all those cracks on Ohio. Or maybe it's just everywhere but Cincinnati

  • There are a ton of douchebags in Ohio?

    That's a cheap shot at my home state. It's also true.

  • @swimteamizzle1114 I was on CoD earlier. These two guys join and start attention whoring like their narcissistic. Both their tags are Ohio. So I started to sing "hail to the Michigan (I'll admit obnoxiously)." That sent their testosterone through the roof. Then I left knowing I had done enough to ruin their day. BTW nothing personal against you. Just thought Id share that.

  • you guys are actually getting better, keep it up or I’ll..........just keep it up

  • Love these rants. 

  • Gentleman's rant: "young guys who think they are gangster"

  • The Gentlemens Rant: Bro Code

  • 'call me' HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

  • Bro, do you even lift? Do you even lift, bro?

  • seriously, i'm starting to think these guy's all come from Ohio, and absolutely hated it. They make a joke about it every time.

  • get a stall or use a towel Sandusky hahahaahah

  • Whats with 30 seconds of click on.. Watch the ... Follow us on... Blah blah blah, just need more funny rants. Good stuff otherwise

  • Hahahaha, and I'm going to a college gym in ohio. uhoh

  • "I can smell your balls"

  • Gentlemens rant: guys who film themselves bitching about shit and post it on utube

  • @yahbud Gentlemens rant: Guy who sits there and watches the video and and leaves a dumbass comment

  • Lol @ grunting XD

  • Just....One...More.....Then I promise to go to bed.

  • 155 people were tongue-fucking Poseidon.

  • Gentlemans Rant: Ohio

  • Gentlemen's Rant: Chick Flicks

  • "tongue f**king posideon" that's amazing! :)

  • Gentleman's rant: "Funerals"

  • im pushin 625 on my bench press these days, obviously with roids, but still, and i groan like vietnamese prostitute being teabaged with a chainsaw

  • imushin

  • Gentleman's rant: Ohio

  • the prison part was kinda...

  • Whats with all the Ohio jokes?

    I live here and it's great. No people, low prices, big house for the cheaps.

  • I go to the gym in Ohio. They're 100% right. Fuck that place.

  • I used to just like this, then they brought up the fact that ohio is shitty and now I love it.

  • How about a rant on nerds like treckies, star wars fans, or even Harry Potter fans.

    *Shudders* Those insane twilight crazies make the rest of us look sane.

  • PIDA and SOPA and what they did to internet site in the world............I bet they are just a bunch of old people saying "i don't like it do banned it.......NOW. Yes google too"

  • "call me" best quote in this show! ;D

  • What about a gym...IN OHIO!

  • Gentlemen's Rant: "friendzone"

  • Gentlemen's rant on other YouTube channels!

  • Why no love for ohio? :(

  • Rant about each other :D

  • Gentleman's rant: "Jersey Shore" please make fun of Snooki!! Especially you Trevon lmao

  • funny... lady don't need makeup before workout .. that's true...

  • are there ladies's rants too??? lol....lots to rant about...just found this video...and cant wait to watch the rest....

  • "You're not tongue fucking Poseidon"

    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • Gentlemans rant: college.

  • The Gentleman's Rant: Marijuana

  • this is fucking great

  • this is fucking great

  • Why is Ohio so bad? It's full of the nicest people.

  • Rant on unwanted boners

  • Gentlemans rant: cars

  • Gentlemen's Rant: Those hydrogen-peroxided-hair, self-tanning, collar-flipped polo-wearing douchebags. Also people that use dashes.

  • Gentlemen's Rant: Mushrooms

  • Gentleman's rant: "That guy"

  • @buddyedzorrojack dont be that guy

  • Brawl 

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  • Go Travon, you tell those old guys... They suck... I've never seen that much grey in the lower half of my peripheral vision. Ever.

  • "I'm betting prison".....I should punch you in the mouth. lol

  • @Spiralworm hes probably right lololol

  • that's the advantage of having your OWN gym! ^^ you dont bother anyone and noone bothers you :D

  • "Using all the weights doesn't make you cool, it makes you an asshole" - Especially if you leave them on the damn machine afterwards. News flash - I don't give a rat's ass that you can leg-press 50 bajillion kilos, clean the fuck up after yourself.