The Great Sperm Race | Sperm Journey | Channel 4

[KKIB100]

the only race i won

[Lishaaaaaaa]

GENETICALLY SUPERIOR BABY.

[hardingmx]

@anyone9991 it doesn't matter if sperm is female or male. Just because sperm is the male sex cell doesn't mean all sperm is male other wise we wouldn't have females! lol

[EmoSkullful]

I KICKED A.SS

[XxEpicWinIsEpicxX]

Thumbs up if kootra brought you here?

[elitestar]

My older brother beat me in this race. I'll never forget it.

[anyone9991]

this needs a part 2

[anyone9991]

Why are there women running as sperms?

sperms should be males :D

[anike118]

@anyone9991 umm so how do u think females are created?.....its is males who determine the sex of a baby...so thats why both men and women were running

[plainarrow1]

Ha Ha!

[CHEESE17830]

OH GOD CRAP STUPID EYES I THOUGHT IT SAID GERM!!!!!!!!! 

[Ostnizdasht206]

Funny... I don't feel special..

[DEViiLx3ANGELS]

:'D

[nicolemar196]

@DEViiLx3ANGELS Kirsten, omg u commented on this. :') I didn't even noticeee. :'D

[DEViiLx3ANGELS]

@nicolemar196 hahahah sureee. :DDDDDD ♥

[lovelyYN]

there are women in the sperm race... o.O

[nicolemar196]

@lovelyYN the sperm tell whether the baby will be a boy or a girl. :) the boy sperm are faster while, the girl sperm live longer in the journey. :P

[Bertoli]

@lovelyYN I'm THINKING its to represent the male and female chromosomes present in the gamete. Because your sperm aren't all 'male'

[noodles1fan]

My brother sperm CAN SUCK IT.

[jordan3727]

man am i glad to be a male

[islandbuoy4]

only ONE winner in the opening remarks? Sounds dramatic but photo finishes are NOT that rare. What about eggs that are fertilized by two sperm? but great IDEA concept for a tv game show? So the question should NOT be Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It really should be. Which came first, the sperm or the egg? Maybe Hermes the messenger belonged to the clan of Spermes? namaste

[islandbuoy4]

only ONE winner in the opening remarks?

sounds dramatic but photo finishes are NOT that rare.

but great IDEA concept for a tv game show?

So the question should NOT be

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

It really should be.

Which came first, the sperm or the egg?

namaste

[katy1423]

men are gayyyyy

[jordan3727]

@katy1423 lol your JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE SPERM

[katy1423]

@jordan3727

Reason I hate men, my dad left us and my brother is mean to mean.. So I don't really like men anymore : /

[jordan3727]

@katy1423 yea but give us a chance were not all that bad you get assholes and you cool guys who are soft hearted

[katy1423]

@jordan3727

Trueeee lol 

[jordan3727]

@katy1423 haha lol =)

[MissMiniature]

ha ha It's real funny when tey all scream :)

[DAtNizzaYOuKnOw]

GO TEAM SPERM !

[xoxoGeorgieLouxoxo]

I am the ultimate sperm!!! GO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[lovelifesolo]

i feel awsome we won!

[animezlyfe]

i feel like a champion now!!!

[1800levso]

Lucky, that our father and mother were the winners of the other great race, without them as winners we would never had existed. same for our grand parents and our great grand parents, and this can keep going on and on, chances of wining the lottery? 1 - 4600000.

chances of being alive in this random world? one in - 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999EEE

[punchmaster123]

lol

[pagoogly]

it feels great knowing that i won the most important race of all, the race of LIFE.

[1800levso]

@pagoogly Yeap, we won the race of life, but, for how long??? lol

[carameloxx]

@pagoogly HAT WAS JUST THE BEGINING MY FRIEND

[TyFox333]

lol i wanted to see this, my to beating my other millions of brothers and sisters was telling them the old "Hey Look there's a White Blood Cell" Joke, and they fell for it, i quickly dashed off putting a good lead in front of the rest of the pack, when i was running i wasn't looking ahead of me i was making sure nothing was coming from behind, and as soon as i turned my head *SMACK!* i hit the egg... ohhh... good times... good times...

[man14235]

Hey just imagine this every1

~You are 1 person out of 100million~

~And you won~

~People who think they havent won the lottery~

~But ur alive~

~?Yes..no?~

[bdukie11]

Wolfgang Peterson should direct this full-length film

[TheBigboy46]

@vleon1012 why does it end in the bathroom sink.

[windstand]

WOOHOO I WON

[MasterofDisaster17]

Damn! i had chills watching this. Yessss we are all winners!!!!!

[loriancullen]

I'M A WINNER :D

[KDP3200]

@vleon1012 my ends on your moms face

[wazzupwazz]

what channel is this on?

[xoxwhitehorsexox]

bbgc

[xoxwhitehorsexox]

do female sperms really wear bras

[xoxwhitehorsexox]

girl sperms are hot

[XxLadyAnjuxX]

@jaqua89 sure u were...0.0

[kp996]

fuck you glen

[JoeRayes]

EPIC

[vmtz2001]

What happened to the rest of it? What a drag!!

[lvzhendong]

wow, a female sperm, coooooool

[livingsocks]

@lvzhendong approx half are X-chromosome carrying, half are Y-chromosome carrying. That's not quite the same as being male or female, but they certainly aren't all male :P

[jaqua89]

how did I stumble upon this..? lol.. I was looking up lady gaga stuff... haha

[jassy480]

You dont wanna cause pregnancy ? If your parents said the samething. You whouldnt have been here...

AND try to win the race somewhere else.

[TheBigboy46]

sperm, sperm

[eisenherz188]

F***, maybe another sperm made the race, i would be the second Einstein.But it got eaten by the leucocytes.

[Lrn2ABC]

"You" wouldn't be the second Einstein, second Einstein would be themselves. Maybe in a parallel universe :P

[ThoriumBrothers]

lol

[Kayleigh27]

that begining of the video was fracking bad ass

[kurdlands]

i saw this in my science class in school at the end u shouted ( yes i won )

[charhath1982]

Does anyone know if this is gonna be go again? coz i haven't sen it but it looks good :/

[TLCINCAL]

It is Armitage!!!

[LOLMAN22]

whers the rest of the documentary?

[Jen7waters]

Does anyone know who's the narrator? because it sounds like Armitage sometimes:O ... :D

[ohmycarlisetwilight]

it is richard armitage

[Jen7waters]

ah-ah xD they couldn't have chosen a better narrator for this...thanks;)

[crisscross1985]

yeah. wow what a voice! :)

[mingomigato]

hahah its funny when the people r acting like sperm in the begining cant help but laugh lol

[TheMoon926]

It's D-Day for the sperm ! Your the lucky one who survived it .

[polerbear1000]

if its D-day that means france is a pussy? lol

[snikrit]

Dude!!!Get therapy!!!

[rogerfraserr]

the French are very pussy-like in nature

[polerbear1000]

lol frenchies

[TheMoon926]

It means it a battle field where the sperm are getting shot down in great numbers

[T3ND3RR]

holy fuck i can't find the whole doco any where on youtube or discovery channel

[gabriellus018]

me neiter damniit !!!!! i wanna see it online and i cannone find ONE damn place to watchit...

[loopdiloop89]

lol i bet this makes people feel guilty for masturbating

[Slevin7069]

not at all

[rogerfraserr]

I masturbated to this video

[OhBrittanyJean]

lmfao this is going to be on discovery channel tonight ahha can't wait

[StephTwitsandTubes]

lol haha

[asingus]

Did you guys notice that you are number 1 because you beat all the millions of other sperms :D

[poknatcmat]

@asingus totally agreee!!!

[Brockton]

Lol I know one of the sperm.

[jdlm11]

This airs in Canada on the Discovery Channel, June 21 at 9pm ET

[charhath1982]

does anyone know i can buy this doc as i missed it and can't watch it :(

[andrewpoopoo]

00:38 looks so much like cory talylors mask from slipknot

[amanangural]

This is very informative and good presentation

[therevengeofsaladboy]

This was so brilliant.

[chica101107]

I dont live in the UK and I wanted to watch this. I cannot find any torrents. Can you provide any links?

[therevengeofsaladboy]

On the torrent search engine, Torrentz there is a few. But I don't know how many seeds there are.

Sorry.

[chica101107]

Thanks for your reply. I will search again.

[corpsefucka]

sperm must be dissapointed when you masturbate lol

[stevewinkle101]

haha thats exactly what i was thinking

[corpsefucka]

yh lol

tis probably true though

[MaximumBench]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[biologicalbubble]

I Want to Suscribe to Channel 4!!!!

[Extremeslaughter]

the other guys the sperm ran into all looked like corey taylor from slipknot

[oskarkarrera]

Dude this is mad geniuos

[LuXckyXWilL]

omfg iwanna watch the whole thing~~~

[MissAmused]

"...the miracle of engineering tucked away in his pants." lol

[MilesB1975]

Sorry, did someone say my name?

;P

[oskarkarrera]

Ahahahhahahahahaha

[peanutvera]

Richard Armitage (the narrator)'s voice is sex itself lol

[ChocolateIsMyDrug]

LOL, I know... hardly listened to what he was actually saying. I could listen to that voice all day!

Btw, I rewatched the clip paying attention to the content and it seems a very interesting and innovative doco.

[kpalf001]

Can you add anymore clips from this? =) I'd appreciate it!!!

[yoyoyohobo123]

i wanna see the part when they face the guys with the white mask

[gavthetank]

lol the epic journey

[sameinjury]

It seems like such a miracle that any of us are here yet when you see the scum walking the earth you think it has been such a waste of would should be a great thing.

[hazelnstalks]

LOL LOLOLOLOLOO

[Thefrozensock]

anyone know what the orchestral piece of music is called from the end of the show where the two sperm are racing eachother to the egg? it was on FX's ad for underbelly too, and I can't find out the name anywhere, it's so annoying!

[heckshotstuff1]

When is this coming out on Discovery Channel. I want to see the rest of it:D

[murdogers1]

dude this is from channel 4, it was on CHANNEL 4. yea maybe someday it will be on discovery or something, but dont hold your breath

[heckshotstuff1]

Actually it will be in Canada. If you look up the Great Sperm Race on Google, or Cream Productions, you will find the official website.

Channel 4 got it first because it was a British director, and Blink Productions is from the UK. But Cream Productions is Canadian, so it will be on the Discovery Channel. The director and I got into a discussion while we were shooting. I am one of those sperm:D

[heckshotstuff1]

FINALLY! I loved doing this:D Greatest day of my life:D

[cormdogs644]

I watch the start of this the other night it was hillarious, they said the sperm when landing in the vag was like D-day LMAO

[outled]

hahaha well i cant argue with that. :D

[MilviSnow]

It makes you feel guilty for masturbating! :s

[imworthit200percent]

:) yeah, but if millions of those things are produced daily, you need to get rid of them somehow...Lol

Too bad getting rid of unused ovum for a woman is not as pleasant...HaHah x)

[Yayakills]

right when it gets good it ends... wtf..

[PelataValo]

if so...

I think no one would have a TV

if this concept doesn't appeal to you

watch something else

with the choice that you have

(why complain)

[outled]

lol theres no question about what i said, your response is expected, because you too are dumbed down.

What choice????

The concepts behind all programmes on tv are not innocent little novelties that are mindmapped by creatives, these are preordained propaganda devices, grow up.

[PelataValo]

TV isn't the only media out there

as you well know because you're on a internet able device

propaganda? what are you on a out?

you're starting a debate from nothing

[outled]

god your annoying, i left a comment on this vid you wanted to debate it, go away.

I am weel aware of the social and technological mediation of hegemony in society thank you very much.

[PelataValo]

clearly

[smash3230]

you're just sore cause you lost an easily losible argument

[outled]

again brilliant point, yes i'm very sore, well done. Dont remember ever starting a debate, twas a comment, but carry on regardless.

[iMercurial]

Interesting.

[ohnzee]

SEX ROCKS!! Horniest sperm wins!!