First look: Michael McIntyre 'Sex on Fire' - Live at the Apollo - BBC One

[SaffWright]

"Emergeny Services, what seems to be the problem?" is when i died laughing.

[willk27]

"genital herpes" is the medical term.

[TheSausageBanana]

OOHH MY SEX IS ON FIR-oh sory, false alarm....

[ChickzRuleTheWorld]

MY LAST NAME IS MCINTYRE, WOOO!!!

[Simon14DK]

@ChickzRuleTheWorld Lucky bastard :3

[khanx5]

.gd empress

[flyingdutchgirl13]

LMAO and omg hes got a good voice 0.0... didnt expect that

[yaying404]

ahaha darling don't be alarmed ..but your sex's on fire?! I couldn't stop laughing!!!

[TheEvilsquiril]

his autobiography is so good!! :D

[Emsland1993]

I just keep my mouse hovering over 0:22 for that killer line: "Ooooohhhh!!!!" Aaand click, back to 22.... ahh this was a good night.

[snaf123]

0:21-0:30



[snaf123]

0:21 Funnyyyyy!!! <3

[BroWhatever]

Cringe...

[Arielpillow]

0.29 repeat its funny

[BikerWolf17]

he should sing the whole song

[MrBrickhead80]

hilarious, his comedie isnt that bad either

[ChelseaChoo101]

0:25 <3

[EXTREME4YEARSTOCOME]

"darlin dont be alarmed" hahahaha

[AlwaysThere4YouX]

Whoa. Dude can sing... For a comedian. :P

[hunkydunky1]

Every time he mimics him and his wife having sex by bending over, I get a weird vision of him having sex with himself. Weird O_o

Quality clip, though, Mike is AWESOME :D

[pipmdirector]

couldn't help but clap. Then I realized I was alone in front of a computer at 3am :')

[food128]

Why oh why oh why are some people soooooo blessed to be born with a smashing sense of humour?!?!?!?! I wish my last name was McIntyre

[Zukashi07]

That "OOOOOHHHHHH" must have hurt!!!

[MARCASTIC]

52 people have had their sex on fire

[jackjude]

A solid family entertainer

[NeverFearLucysHere]

He can sing?!?! Woah. LovingMcIntyre! :)

[JessieJonesTigerTabi]

@griff775 why are u watching it then?!?

[FruitLooperLove]

Marry me Michael.....please?

[mikester1290]

@FruitLooperLove....  OK

[FruitLooperLove]

@mikester1290 Haha If only your second name was McIntyre

[bahanas301]

Let me get this straight, this is some corny ass white version of the apollo in europe? LMAO, u guys can't be fucking serious

[griff775]

Michael McIntyre is not funny at all.

[DJvaldini]

@griff775 i bet your a fat guy with no sense of humour,

[icze88]

He should so fucking rock out...... Him and Jamie "Afro" Archer

[Staceybabiee92]

lol this makes me laugh everytime its soo funny XD

[ethalinia]

I actually like his voice better than Caleb's :P

[headjumper92]

0:24 ftw

[KayKay9875]

HAHAHAHA I laugh so much at his jokes I can't breath!!

[Dialceus]

hah,i love kings of leon nonetheless,saw them on my birthday :D

michael can actually sing LOL,this cracked me up : )

[xxJayleighMaexx]

He can Sing :D

[HoboAddiction]

omg he is actually a really good singer

[TheMentalist28]

CANNOT. BREATH. AHAHAHAH! <3

[camfay77]

WHAT THE HELLS' GOING ON BACK THERE!!!

[DeilpoTV]

This could literally be the funniest 51 seconds of my life.

[pianogirlie123]

Sings that better than kings of leon!!

[MariaNeo12]

@pianogirlie123 have u heard caleb followill's voice?

[pianogirlie123]

@MariaNeo12 nope lol! :p

[pianogirlie123]

@MariaNeo12 yes i have he gooddd

[MariaNeo12]

@pianogirlie123 have you or have you not? here's a taste.

type this on youtube: Kings Of Leon Cold Desert Live At The O2 London.

[pianogirlie123]

@MariaNeo12 YES i have heard it otherwise i wouldnt of said he sings that better than the kings of leons

[Smellybell123]

omg this so funny i think i have killed the replay button

[natdaman5]

Alex Parsons is gay

[wGRiff97]

how can you not like this?

[Jolteon4everandever]

he is amazing and i couldnt stop laughing!!!!!!!

[Chelsea360GIRL]

I watched this on tv 1 year ago and i had to watch it again! he is the best comedian everr!

[pcjoel999]

he was actually good at singing then!

[mycrazylove01]

@pcjoel999 i agree better than the original singers any day

[HorsezRock13]

I love Michael Macintyre! He's bloody awesome. He puts spirit into my life: and fire!

[babzcorleone]

Darling..dont be alarmed!!

[Studmanafier]

When my girl friend (Not one word so not serious) watched this she laughed, she showed it to me and I just could not stop laughing because that song just has the weirdest yet most epic chorus ever

[ILoveRussHoward]

One of my friends actually did that!! lol :D he got fined haha I LOVE MICHAEL!!! <3

[winterfrost486]

oh man you dont know how badly i want to just call up 999 now and yell down the phone OOOOOHHHHHH MY SEX IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!

[leanne121212]

this guy is jokess haha made mehh giggle for day

darlin dont be alarmed haha

ooooooo my sex is on fire hahaa x

[wweman998]

good 4 you?

[sophiesmummy2008]

48 miserable bastards with no sense of humour on here

[pKmNkandy]

This is freaking awesome

[The666Guitarist666]

"Urm..Darling- Dont Be Alarmed.."

[Clarestovold]

Michael is an epic singer!

[THENO1STYLER]

@Clarestovold how do u know this? lol

[Clarestovold]

@THENO1STYLER Because he just sang the Sex On Fire chorus and it was immense.... O_o ...

[Cereghini]

@Clarestovold

For TWO SECONDS, until I went back and read your other comment, I honestly thought you were talking about his...manhood. XD Does that make me a pervert? Don't answer that.

OOOOOOOOOOOH! MY SEX IS ON FIIIIIIRE!!!

[Clarestovold]

@Cereghini Lol WHAT!? What made that sound like his manhood!? And I thought I was the one with the pervy mind... (Evil grin) XD Kidding!

[Cereghini]

@Clarestovold

Just the words "it was immense". XD I know, I have a screwed up mind, but that's honestly what I thought. And judging by your reaction, I would say that yes, that DOES make me a pervert. Oh well. No more than you are at any rate. BURN!!! XD You know I'm kidding, right?

[Clarestovold]

@Cereghini You're not kidding cause it's totally true, hun XD (High fives) Hey, we can be perverted. It can be healthy. XD

[Cereghini]

@Clarestovold

Well...yeah, it IS true, but some people might still take offense to that accusation. You on the other hand? Not so much. XD You say that being a pervert can be healthy. Well then, LET'S BE PERVES TOGETHER!!!

...Or not...LOL.

[Bogdyindahous]

:))) loool

[Kerakaz2010]

This guy is a crack up

[theOneThatUChase]

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!:))))))

[TimmothyWilliams1]

He should do a cover version of sex on fire!!! :D

[callumccfc]

lol darling dont be alarmed

[wickedboobaby]

XD hilarious... he's not bad at singing either :-"

[XMissSaffieX]

Genius Lolz x

[TheStripeyStudios]

Pure genius, that singing bit makes me melt everytime!

[MyNicknameIsChalkie]

Death by laughter :D

[ThisCouldBeAwesome]

This man, is a ledgend.

[EJJ4RP011]

love this

[sarahlbeal]

this is the thing that introduced me to the world of the geniusly funny michael mcintyre :¬D

[HeadGirl]

Darling do you mind if i smoke? loloololo

[TheSharingenKakashi]

best thing is not only is this piss ya sen funny he's a fucking good singer at that bit lol

[dynamikkidd]

@TheSharingenKakashi i kno i thot it was just me that noticed that

[MsTwilightfanatic]

haha lmao! fuckin genius!

[TOMMY95215]

aah this guy and Lee evans are the best commedians ive come across

[lockent]

haahahaa love it

[wernvilla2]

For the 44 people who dislike this : GET LOST! :D

[madmattyxd]

whoooooooooooooooo michael a legendddddddddddddddd :)

[madmattyxd]

*emergancy services* how may we serve you ....... wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhh my sex is on fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *sizle* *sweak swaek*

[19jacinta88]

Good set of lungs there!

[ridiculouschild]

LOL, i absolutely love this guy. 

[Dr0Tongue]

he's suprisingly good at singing

[JemmarStaceeeyBlad]

Epic win <3

[foxhunter611]

got to love this bloke his so funny,

[CandyLoveHearts25]

darling don't be alarmed lmao xx

[Elenagilbert1000]

aww jesus datz de funniest thing i ever heard! hahahahaha

[lollypop7685]

LOVE IT!

[sumeyye910]

dude can sing!!!!

[witwad]

This Never Gets Old .x

[sylvesterevans]

Crikey, who the fuck laughs at this shit!

[panic4life112]

@sylvesterevans everyone apart from you (: have a nice day.

[beccibooish]

he can actualy sing

[helloimcalledbob]

Omg i watched this one... and i've never forgotten this joke! Epic win.

[shiona0906]

lmfao hahahaha class

[JessicarrRawr]

one of his best sketch's ever...

[mrbeanaswell]

sketches

[kaybee624]

Legend <3

[tash221191]

lmao! i LOVED that joke...even my parents were laughing their heads off!

[PiperXLassie]

i agree with robyndevonnXX, why watch someone you don't like? :S plus he is funny as hell!

[robyndevonnXX]

@4286aaron What Do You Mean He Isnt Funny He Is Hilarious !!! And If You Dont Like Him Why Watch His Videos? "/

[4286aaron]

soz guys he isnt funny 4get sex on fire set him on fire

[birdy1052]

@tigerztigerztigerz i imagine it to be bit painfull: D

[ShortyScooby]

@tigerztigerztigerz Well done, you quoted half of the video. *Gold star*

[Sandwolf666]

@tigerztigerztigerz i wouldnt even mind so much if you'd at least got the quote right. its

''Emergency services,what is the nature of your emergency?

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

My sex is on fire!!''

[Emilyf55]

So good really funny

[KiaraAlyssaxxxx]

whenever we hear that song, me & my mum always do the 'darling, dont be alarmed' bit. the song came on when we was at a friend's place & she looked at us like we were mad!!

[sophieMLolz]

laugh at this everytime :D XD XD luv it <3 <3 <3

[mcrgirltwisted]

Everytime I hear that song, this is what I'm going to think about!!! lol

[15gabbyw]

soooooooo funny lov him !!!!!

[wozza2k10]

Absoulte LEGEND pmsl

[Marrianethebloody]

funniest thing ever Pmsl

[OneWomenProductions]

HAHA he's so funny :) x

[kayceejoanne]

he's actually got a pretty good voice...

[FamilySimFemale]

@kayceejoanne Agreed! :)

[PumpkinAttacker]

yeah, most people who have done anything in the performance industry whether it's comedy, movies or theatre or whatever have done some singing.

[kayceejoanne]

@PumpkinAttacker

yeah just like johnny depp as well!! nobody knew he could sing until sweeney todd.. and renee zellweger until Chicago.

[PumpkinAttacker]

exactly ^.^

[shutupgetouttamyhead]

I joined that Facebook group xD

[ionbc]

me too xD

[zacfarro4eva]

hahaha so did i :D

[TheFailedNinja]

so did i!

[iLiekPantsWifKetchup]

And this is why I love him XD

[philriperz]

same

[Lovemarkowen12]

lol

[IMrMetalHead]

i joined the facebook group about this :)

[Beefwhacker]

same

[sophieSPAZZTARD]

@IMrMetalHead me too :P

[TheFallenEmotions]

@IMrMetalHead smee ere :D

[02Voices01Song]

@IMrMetalHead What's the group called? :P

[StegoOnVenus]

@02Voices01Song kings of leon

[USfootballFAN]

@IMrMetalHead Newsflash! Nobody cares.

[awjones14]

lol

[MrsButterfly02]

legandary

[spurswall]

lol hes a good singer

[MrJamescroney]

michae mcintyre is brilliant

[FunkyBobbie95]

@tonysoprano0136

And I guess you don't have a wide enough vocabulary to use any other words except c*nt.

Maybe YOU need to use GCSE Bytesize all over again?

[tonysoprano0316]

This coming from the fashion victim posing in a MySpace style picture wearing white framed sunglasses craving attention.

Sounds like Michael McIntyre is right up your street, all style no substance.

[FunkyBobbie95]

This coming from a fake-ass pervert who stares at pictures of girls.

[tonysoprano0316]

Err no.

A "fake ass pervert".

Why don't you stop trying to act like a cast member of The OC?

You are from the UK.

Stop trying to draw attention to yourself you pathetic emo crybaby.

If I was a pervert, I'd like to think that I would have more taste than to stare at pictures of such a fake posing wannabe.

Go back to listening to your Linkin Park records you self obsessed whiny bitch.

[FunkyBobbie95]

A) I don't watch the OC you prick.

B) Who says I'm an emo?

Thanks for the free Geography lesson, dick.

You know, arse-wanks like you will say anything if there's a screen in front of them.

[tonysoprano0316]

I'm 100% confident I would say the exact same things to your face, I don't need a screen.

Arguing with people who are up their own arses, clearly lacking knowledge yet think they know everything is fun.

So breaking the news that you don't actually know everything about everything would be great.

Shouldn't you be studying for your SATS or something? Run along young 'un.

[FunkyBobbie95]

I'm 100% confident that you won't.

Hey, guess what.... I don't know everything about everything!! happy?

No, the SATS were cancelled and they were last year....

Anyway, I've had enough of your petty, abusive shit.

Later, twat.

[tonysoprano0316]

Later emo

Enjoy your My Chemical Romance concert

[FunkyBobbie95]

bye faceache

i dont like My Chemical Romance.....

:D

[Xesum]

Cunt

[jezzyman1]

the funiest thing is that he is a good singer hahah

[lollixx359]

I love how he can make the simplest things funny!!! lmao!!! he's actually quite a good singer!! :)

[amuto4eva112]

omg i luv this he is sooo funny

[missdelicious85]

"Darling, don't be alarmed" XD

[Chazn2]

It's called trolling.

The feed on reactions.

I commend the quality of the trolling though.

Very well done!

[apzmulli]

Absoultly hilarious...

[JC0chap]

tony you've just inadvertently pointed out the brilliance of mcintyre, he takes relatively middle of the road observations - everyday sort of things that all middle class people can relate to and shows the absurdity of it with excellent delivery.