Fettucini Alfredo w/Chicken - My Way

[azis1100]

bechemel sauce!

[papercuts777]

@azis1100 Bechamel is just a plain white sauce that you build other sauces from. Not often used by itself but good to know about.

[DominicanRegulator]

Hey man ! FUCKIBG GREAT !!!!!!!!!! High Ten !!

[papercuts777]

@DominicanRegulator A comment like that is good for business! hah

Cheers, man!

[KSwizzleDrizzle]

lol um im too young to have wine. is there something else i can put in instead of it?

[papercuts777]

@KSwizzleDrizzle Omit it. Have the real deal when you're older or get a cousin to buy you a bottle. haha

Peace!

[KSwizzleDrizzle]

@papercuts777 THANKYOU! 

[yamongirl1]

I'm BACK....nice to see ya===must get a t-shirt! add some CRIZ-SEAM..love it!

[papercuts777]

@yamongirl1 Welcome back!

[soyeldiego86]

I FUCKIN WANT THIS GUY AS ENTERTAINMENT AT MY KIDS B-DAY!!

[papercuts777]

@soyeldiego86 I hear ya. Kids gotta grow up knowing a few adult tricks such as language. haha

Peace, Buddy. (nice pic)

[missashleycouture]

amazing...i NEVER seen a man cook.....LOOKS good !

[papercuts777]

@missashleycouture A man gets hungry enuff, he learns. I LOVE food.

Thanks!!

[xxbrandonshireyxx]

Dont be shy with your fucking butter!

[papercuts777]

@xxbrandonshireyxx Word up!

[mariasalas0440]

Im scared of you...

[papercuts777]

@mariasalas0440 hahahaha

Have no fear for t'is all an act.

[mariasalas0440]

@papercuts777 Hahhaah . Ok :)

[SuperKingNova]

Hell fucking yeah...... Can't wait to make some Thursday lolx ... 

[TheTsat]

That looks sooooo good !!!! lol :)

[papercuts777]

@TheTsat One of the 1st dishes I learned, way back when. There are many ways to do it.

Thanks!

[matosdiogo12]

hey, would shrimp work with that combination?

[papercuts777]

@matosdiogo12 Sure!

[BravexxXxxHeart]

I fucken Masterbated to this video!!!!!!! This guy is funny as well no homo!!!!! Thumbs up if you agree!!!!

[papercuts777]

@BravexxXxxHeart hahahahha No homo.

I agree! hah

Peace, home slice!

[VelveetaCheeze]

i wana party with you

[papercuts777]

@VelveetaCheeze Gimme a ring if your in the hood.

Cheers!

[CatEyedAtieq666]

ouh yea dis is wat im talking abt....thick creamy alfreo sauce..!!!!

[papercuts777]

@CatEyedAtieq666 Beer induced luck. Some got stuck on the bottom of the pan but what can you do. Roll with it! hah

Cheers!!

[myfeet14]

Meanwhile in Africa........

[solormfh]

Drunk cook is right...but funny as hell!! :-) BREAKING THE LAW!!..LMAO!!

[papercuts777]

@solormfh Cheers!!

[hatecrewmember000000]

i think u screwd wit the tomatoes ... the inside has all the taste the juices and the sourness, and u spared it out ... no disrespect .. i like the way u play chef xD .. fucken hilarious dude

[papercuts777]

@hatecrewmember000000 I hear ya about the tomato 'guts' but they also add 'water' and then you have to add more cream and wait longer for it to reduce.

Cheers!!

[hatecrewmember000000]

@papercuts777 you look like robert deniro =D

[papercuts777]

@hatecrewmember000000 Wish I had his cash!

Peace!

[whisperingdragon33]

You remind me of Robert DeNiro.

[papercuts777]

@whisperingdragon33 I hear that sometimes but can't see it. hah

Cheers!!

[naminesoraluv]

I am SO hungry right now :'(

[lolme2000]

That looks fucking good! Imma go make it right fucking now!

[papercuts777]

@lolme2000 Don't waste time. You may change your mind.

Cheers

[lolme2000]

@papercuts777 Nice fucking recipe. I made it and it tastes so fucking good! What kinds of fucking foods do you fucking make?

[simpletruths10]

YOUR HEAT IS TOOO FREAKING HIGH, FIND THE BOILING POINT ON YOUR STOVE TOP NUMBER

[papercuts777]

@simpletruths10 So says you.

[cherls15]

recipe looks great but what a fucken mess!

[papercuts777]

@cherls15 Um, I'll agree with you with respect to the rings but the mess was only apparent when you caught a look at youself in the mirror.

[abdkhu1]

Can you write the ingredients? I'm sorry not trying to be rude I just have some hearing problems...

[papercuts777]

@abdkhu1 It would rquire me to watch the vid again, as I don't make anything the same way twice.

I'll see if I can throw a recipe up that's close.

Thnaks fer asking

[dandoran59]

I MADE YOUR ALFREDO, IT WS GREAT BUT I CAN'T DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU!

I NEED SOME MORE PRACTICE THATS DONT WANT TO BE A BUM. CHEERS FROM ST. LOUIS!!!!

[papercuts777]

@dandoran59 Cheers back atcha, from Ottawa.

[papercuts777]

@dandoran59 Cheers from Ottawa!

Pratice makes one drunk! hah

[Xxlaynpipe22xX]

Looks phenominal! Rock out mother fucker!

[papercuts777]

@Xxlaynpipe22xX Thanks, man! Will do.

[MrBobthezebra]

kould u stop ofentin people thats all u fuckin do



[papercuts777]

@MrBobthezebra Really? Eat a fkn dick!

[marlo916]

@MrBobthezebra lmfao... you know what's really offensive is your spelling.

[slamminshaft]

yup you broke pretty much every law cheers ya crazy fucker

[papercuts777]

@slamminshaft This was request from Cherjunkie.

Cheers!

[TheAshTreeShow]

Bwahahaha. He's hilarious. Btw; This dish came out awsome! :DD

[papercuts777]

@TheAshTreeShow Cheers!

[dnyoung7]

I made this dish and it was AWESOME!!! Thanks

[papercuts777]

@dnyoung7 Glad it worked!

Cheers

[dankbot420]

this guy needs his own show

[MrBobthezebra]

@dankbot420 he says 2 many band words

[papercuts777]

@MrBobthezebra For you, perhaps but 7100 subs don't seem to mind.

Go watch Shane Dawson. His work is nice and clean. Real good guy!

[BradBuddy1212]

i made this back in the day when you posted it, it was dank as fuck. I'm gonna make this here again in a few days

[papercuts777]

@BradBuddy1212 Try it with shrimp, maybe. It's pretty good no matter what

Cheers, buddy

[IAMAVAIO]

love your no bullshit style of cooking man

get straight to the food with a couple beers in between

[papercuts777]

@IAMAVAIO No one is trying to be polite or smiley faced here. haha

Cheers

[sikesy7]

after the butter before the garlic at 3:08-3:13 what did he add

[papercuts777]

@sikesy7 Shallots. You can use a bit of copped onion and a bit of garlic, too.

[x3L1lSl33pyx3]

Thanks haw you make FUCKEN Chicken Alfredo!.! jajajaja

[papercuts777]

@x3L1lSl33pyx3 Ya, man!

[xXorihemiXx]

swear too much. o___o;

but the pasta looked good :D

[papercuts777]

@xXorihemiXx Turn the sound down and guess the ingredients. haha

Cheers

[xodiuz]

he might not have a fancy kitchen or nothing but this drunk bastard makes the best fettucini :D not sure if him being drunk makes him cook like a fuckin pro hahaha

[papercuts777]

@xodiuz It's not what ya got, it's how ya use it. Beer helps. haha

[IMAQTQ8Y]

i want to thank you, it turned out great and for some reason i decided to make it ur way rather than anyone elses .. im no cook :P my friends all praised it and asked how i did it showed them ur video :D

[papercuts777]

@IMAQTQ8Y Glad it worked out.

Thnaks for the exposure.

[agonizedfever]

heyyy!! dontt be fuckenn cheapp! drink a pint off of thatt shit.

pussyy!!

[papercuts777]

@agonizedfever Done and done!

[agonizedfever]

hhah extraah virgin!

[papercuts777]

@agonizedfever It's like extra pregnant.

?

[MijitoPorQue]

oh fuck you made my daayyy

[papercuts777]

@MijitoPorQue Right on!

[papercuts777]

@TheJuicyfroot It is and it is.

Thanks

[blossomsbyangelica]

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS...... WOW, I'VE NEVER HEARD THE F WORD AS MUCH WITHIN 10:53, LOL BUT HAD A GOOD TIME WATCHING!

[papercuts777]

@blossomsbyangelica haha Sorry. I'll put a notice at the beginning. Trying to get to all of 'em.

Cheers

[alderaforall]

nice butt rocking tunes in the background. A bit much on the f-bombs. Now since I'm also wasted I think it's time to try my hand at the chicken alfredo .

[papercuts777]

@alderaforall We can usually make the food look/taste 1/2 decent but the f bombs will make sure you remember the channel. haha

Peace

[76547890]

Robert DeNiro, is that you?

[papercuts777]

@76547890 Again, I see nothing. haha

Cheers.

[killuminati63]

@killuminati63 you remind me of me haha  40 fucking cracks with the pepper jack grinder !! used to have and electric one but its gone back to manual haha

[papercuts777]

@killuminati63 Ya, man, electric must be nice. never owned one. I like to bust it manually. hah

[seanmac05]

do i hafta get wasted to cook this?

[papercuts777]

@seanmac05 Set your own rules. I merely suggest that being wasted is the way to go. Not for the faint of heart.

[seanmac05]

do i hafta get drunk to cook this?

[papercuts777]

@seanmac05 it helps. Puts you in charge, ya know? haha

[soyeldiego86]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!! do you do appearances haha

[papercuts777]

@soyeldiego86 Call my manager. Oh, that's me. Gimme a shout. haha

Cheers!

[quanacataug]

Mon amie....all I have to say is that you freakin' ROCK!! Damn I love watching your videos, man! At that, tried your Dublin Coddle and guess what? I'm now a fan of brusselsprouts...who would have thought. Going to make this on Thursday and I gare-on-tee everybody is going to dig the shit out of this. C'est bon!!

[papercuts777]

@quanacataug Right on.

Thanks, er Merci!

[joewoj54]

"fettuccine alfredo with chicken kiddies... as opposed to WITHOUT chicken."

[papercuts777]

@joewoj54 Great both ways. Smoked salmon is nice, too.

[sinistercharlie]

whaw bam god damm that shit looks good!

[papercuts777]

@sinistercharlie Cheers

[aditmen]

request : mie goreng indomie

[papercuts777]

@aditmen Have to look that one up.

[paperorpaper]

I think I just lost my appetite.

:(

[papercuts777]

@paperorpaper Tell ur boyfriend to put some clothes on, then.

[javajunkie101]

You know...I have a spoon rest that reads: I cook with wine. Sometimes I even put in my food.  I think you might like it. LOL. The pasta looks absolutely fantastic. yum!

[papercuts777]

@javajunkie101 Thank you!

[davidedgerly]

Dude I've been watching your Utubes for awhile.. your a fucking riot man!!! Keep up the good work.. and FOOD!!! great stuff .. I used this recipe for a few friends they loved it!!!

[papercuts777]

@davidedgerly Thanks! Glad it worked out.

[fedupwthursht420]

yo paper cuts would you make carne asada tacos and elote(corn on the cob covered in mayo and parmigian cheese/chili) for all the taco trucks in california and hit that roor too!

[papercuts777]

@fedupwthursht420 Ya, Mexican food. Let's see what happens.

The roor shall be hit!

[micdeleon]

you look a little like Robert DeNiro

[papercuts777]

@micdeleon Don't see the resemblance but it can't be bad for business, I always say. haha

Cheers!

[primo1404]

Dude if you can make doubles you can make anything lol!!! Chicken alfredo is one of my fav dishes and I'm gonna try it your way...Trini greetings!

[papercuts777]

@primo1404 Sometimes the beer works, sometimes I get lucky but I always try. haha

Cheers!

[chanell255]

haha this is funny. I want to do a parody on this. (=

[papercuts777]

@chanell255 The parodies accually turn out better! Dig in!

Put it as a video response

[Haloman777]

If spike tv or comedy central needed a cooking show you'd make the bill

[papercuts777]

@Haloman777 Maybe some day. Maybe not. haha

[fedupwthursht420]

@Haloman777 haha email them i did! spiketv atleast lol

[iRandomBlog]

dude that looks amazing, and you're fuckin funny lolol

[papercuts777]

@iRandomBlog hahaha

Cheers

[321AUDIO]

man that look go

[papercuts777]

@321AUDIO Thanks, man!

[tetsujin4]

you might be my biggest fuckin' hero. Just found this today and i've been on the floor lauughing.

[papercuts777]

@tetsujin4 laff it up! That's what I like to hear.

[Celie3678]

I fuckin love you dude.

[papercuts777]

@Celie3678 Pardaayyyy! hah

[Teejization]

That looks so freakin' good.

[papercuts777]

@Teejization Cheers. It was!

[CorsaAGSi]

How long do i cook the sauce?

To be sure the chicken is good?

About 1 tomatoe?

Thanks

[papercuts777]

@CorsaAGSi If the chicken is rotton, cooking the sauce won't make it better. IDK what ur asking.

[nicoleprovenzali]

is horrible!

[papercuts777]

@nicoleprovenzali Can't fool you, player.

[Clock83131]

I would've totally ate that from the pan :P

[papercuts777]

@Clock83131 Had the camera been off, me too! haha

[turtles12]

stop hitting the back of your knife on the side of your pan it makes you look like a schoolboy

[papercuts777]

@turtles12 A shool boy? That's the 1st thing you could think of or is that what you think of all day??

[SuperKingNova]

Holy shit the Ghetto Gordon Ramsey hell yeah. You should go do a guzzle contest. shits looks good imah find time and get that dish cooking keep more coming. and don't fucking skimp on cheese lolx

[papercuts777]

@SuperKingNova hahaha

Type in beer chug. There should be a vid in the 'cannon' somewhere.

[tjm2678]

this is 1 of my fav fucking dishes....pay som fucken attention people...don;t b a fucken bum !!! Papercuts is the shizzie for rizzi

[papercuts777]

@tjm2678 hahaha Nice wording.

Cheers, man!

[KhmerSerey1]

Make sure the that chicken sht is well done man,i don't eat sht raw.Pussy maybe....

[KhmerSerey1]

Sht godamn hell that look good !!!

[papercuts777]

@KhmerSerey1 Cheers, buddy!

[gorikuri]

ooooooooo I'd love to be your camera-woman! ;-) You definitely know how to plate up BIGTIME!

[papercuts777]

@gorikuri Wish you were here!

Thanks!

[deadrabbits23]

lol pay some fucken attention!

Epic cooking those are my inside thoughts when i cook, i need to think out loud moar! often

[papercuts777]

@deadrabbits23 Let them thoughts out for all to hear! haha

[deadrabbits23]

@papercuts777 im making this dish tonight...cant wait!

[papercuts777]

@deadrabbits23 Make sure u use at least 35% cream. Enjoy, man!

[deadrabbits23]

@papercuts777 Will do. 

[tjm2678]

P-A-Y S-O-M-E- F-U-C-K-E-N- -A-T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N

[papercuts777]

@tjm2678 That or pay the fuk attention! Word up!

[capemt1]

I found your channel about a month ago & I'm hooked! I've watched all your videos & have really enjoyed you & your style! Can't wait for a new video, I check your channel every day hoping there's a new one posted :) I showed you 2 my husband & he's laughing! My husband did comment that I am drinking & swearing a lot more now when I'm cooking..LOL All of the dishes you've prepared look delicious, I'm gonna make the pasta with prosciutto this week! Keep up the Great work, We love ya here in Fla..

[papercuts777]

@capemt1 Well, that's real nice. haha

Having a bit of bad luck this way but should have a few vids up sometime.

Thanks, both of you!

[blcmxcn]

that looked damn good...now im hungry and want a beer!

[papercuts777]

@blcmxcn The 2 most common side effects of watchiing these vids. haha

Cheers!

[demielysaltamontes]

thanks for the recipe. i made the no-knead bread, it was very good thanks. Instead of bear I use Tequila...XDDD. love u.

[papercuts777]

@demielysaltamontes Bread you can get drunk from eating. Damn! Pour me a shot of bread, would you? haha

[gamahamoud]

i think the food network needs this cook.. hahaha it would be so cool having them "bleep" every minute hahahahaha

[papercuts777]

@gamahamoud Power bleeping. haha

[xkikiswaggax]

haha Great food && ur straight up!

"So you dont have to sit her && watch me fucking chop. You watched me chop for 95 fucking videos"

I love it!! :D

[papercuts777]

@xkikiswaggax hahaha Glad you got a kick out of it.

Cheers!

[fannysmack]

Ah yea..parmigiana reggiano is the king of all fucking cheeses!!!

[papercuts777]

@fannysmack Word!

[NameYourKidPopcorn]

nice plates

[papercuts777]

@NameYourKidPopcorn I'll send you a couple if you want.

[psych0tic855]

looks fuckin excellent

[papercuts777]

@psych0tic855 Good eye. It was quite tasty.

Cheers

[erickmac88]

dude, you are a funny person....good cook too!

[papercuts777]

@erickmac88 People don't acually get mad at the language. They're caught off guard and then they resort to anger because it's an easier emotion to deal with than surprise. Psych 101. haha

Thanks

[vtc220]

HAHA , NICE COMMENTATION MAN LOL

[papercuts777]

@vtc220 Beer induced commentary. haha

[missanajade]

HAHAHA you are deadly!!! and you look like you actually know how to cook! nice vid man!

[papercuts777]

@missanajade Oh, we can cook a bit.

Cheers