He-Man's Lesson Montage

[BlackOasis21]

2:25 They knew of the Magna Carta in Eternia??

[BlackOasis21]

1:55 What this nutty nigga whisperin for?

[RockytheBear]

@BlackOasis21 hahahahahahaha

[wvoelcker]

Wonder what Bertolt Brecht would have made of this.

[Hugoj33]

I didn't go to school, just watched this and chuck norris

[TaTgurl1003]

the wonderful moment was when this video ended

[TaTgurl1003]

watch these videos created more problems from me

[june0024]

Where is SKELETOR LESSON MONTAGE?!

[OrangeZebraTree]

I want he man to ram and touch me inappropriately, while I selfishly read the magna carta and do magic drugs.

[Kolbatsu]

so, He-Man and friends take their time off to break the 4th Wall and tell you things that you've already knew. As much as people from the 80s complain about how cartoons were flawless and perfect, at least cartoons today don't have lame ass PSAs

[BlackOasis21]

@Kolbatsu Your cartoons today suck period.

[Kolbatsu]

@BlackOasis21 yeah because cartoons from your time all masterpieces what was I thinking? How dare I?

[Bertoffski]

2:30

NOOOOOOOO please don't ejaculate on the magna carta!

(screen pans)

oh wait nevermind.

[cantfiteveryheart]

I HAVE A MIGRAINE! SINGING AND SMILING IS GOING TO HELP?!

[ajaxthegreatful]

Yes kids, play safely and when you use your head, use it the way it was meant to be used....says the guy who rams things

[black9label]

I love getting high and watching psa's while i ditch school.

[EmmatheMinx]

I won't take drugs, He Man! I promise!

[Mk2SoLDiEr]

They just create more...

HE-MAN!

[hemanshera777]

that first lesson is the one I like; feels more like a PSA to say no to drugs

[ice22879]

ive learned a lot today

[bloob10677357]

i dont remember this part of the show

[zeeviz]

2:53 I'm a juggernaut BITCH!

[hamster700]

kids were stupid back then



[SledgeHammer15]

2 people were Captain Planet fans

[TheSilverWolfX9]

2:50 - 3:20

Did they really need to tell children not to ram things with their heads.

ಠ_ಠ

[pigofthehouse]

@TheSilverWolfX9 If they didn't somebody would've sued them because their kid saw Juggernaut ram things, so they did it too and got injured.

[ModelMan1987]

Remember Kids,...Crack Is Wack!

[reverendmalibu]

The most important lesson starts at 2:51. Kids, don't bang your head like he does.

[jvictorthegreat]

The sorcerer is the hottest! I would do her all night long.

[GolaRala]

it kinda seems like their...... not all there when they speak to us about life lessons

[sjwilli1972]

He talks about drugs and looks like hes taken a ton steroids,

[snappy452]

He-Man is homo-erotic and absolutely retarded

[frements]

did anyone ele get the creeps when man at arms  said he watch a boy grow in to a man thats creepy

[Guitar243]

@frements Well, that's typically what happens when a boy lives for about 18 years or so. Or lives in a universe where literally everyone is either magic or ragin' with roids turned up to eleven.

[coulder]

Everyone knows you can't talk to people about drugs you gotta to scare the idea of using them out of them

[nikkimoll]

What episode is the first lesson?

[BryonYoungblood]

@nikkimoll It's called A Friend in Need.

[stumpyale]

for that first lesson,merk had he-man cancelled

[X0m81um]

its the equivilant of sonic says

[dimmy1334]

Okay, Heman looks gay.

[sillygrl23]

LMAO @ 3:34 Now that guy should be a mascot for the Gay Pride Parade XD

[sillygrl23]

Who the heck was that guy in 2:00 and why haven't I seen him around before?

[tehredmage]

@sillygrl23 Dunno, but I'm gonna call him Shoggy.

[sillygrl23]

@tehredmage lol good call

[cinecrazedotcom]

@sillygrl23: That's Zodac. His action figure was a big seller, but he rarely appeared in the series.

[funny0anime0lover]

2:53 - If we shouldn't do it, don't show it!!

[Kelnar7]

heman taught me drugs were not cool!

[KAKALXLAX]

ohhh the old morals, if only today kids learn something about this

[Tabascofanatikerin]

I just love how in 2:49 He-Man walks by, stops and just has to say "right!". It makes me laugh :D

[IckleMcMan452]

I now want some magic drugs. But apparently there aren't any...

[fwub]

MY LIFE IS CHANGED.

[Blacklemon67]

there were people fighting over the star child

fighting over CUSTODY of the star child. Just like what happened with you, mommy and daddy. It's why you have two Christmases!

[electrogeek77]

Wow, so many of these are either extremely vague, or extremely specific, but about strange things.

[DrkPhoenixSaga]

At 2:31, I thought the guy was peeing on the rock lol

[tyrope]

This stuff is legitimate advice, my life is changed

[idiotsloveboxes]

He-Man says drugs are bad unless they're from a doctor. And all I can think is that Michael Jackson and Anna Nicole Smith would tend to disagree.

[SUNSHINE21480]

Heath Ledger too

[jjalien11]

these can be sappy but their good for the younglings

[gman2966]

this was when gi jose and heman was kool. when cartoons actuly cared, now all i see is crap!

[Mysterwright]

@gman2966 The classic cartoons always looked out and showed love. For calling them ghetto, white people certainly haven't stood up and represented any better since. These shows had nobility.

[imabeast123123]

NO POKEMON IS ABOUT TEACHING cause remember i ll teach you and you teach me POKEMON! so teaching is good

[JonnyInfinite]

Sorry He-Man, but Mescaline, Ayahuasca and Beer are magic

[UFOghostgeek]

magic drugs?? lol

[Sailorsega]

Who is that at 1:55-2:03?

[Sailorsega]

Prince Adam says any time you take drugs from anyone other than your parents or a Dr you're taking a very big chance. See Prince Adam says you can takes Doctors medicine

[Sailorsega]

Sorry I mean He-Man not Adam. I haven't seen this in sooo long.

[amundb]

In part you're still right; I mean, He-Man is Adam, and Adam is he. Having said this, you're still right that you're wrong, somehow. Was that clear?

[Sailorsega]

Technically they are not the same. Adam turns into He-man but I like to differentiate between the two.

[amundb]

Philosophically, how can we hold that anything, anything at all, is the same?

How do I know that Amund today is the same as Amund from yesterday?

David Hume's criticism of the conception of the ego comes to mind.

[Armetius]

Is this due to their switch in sexual orientation?

[Jebu911]

Yeah i didint get that first time that part well still Magic drugs sounds funny

[amundb]

After what happened to Michael Jackson, taking drugs from your doctor seems not such a good idea.

[knightsintodreams]

the last PSA, G.I. JOoOoOoE

and the way he just out his head at "man" was oddly pedophilic

[punkrocknroll91]

magic drugs make you problems go away

[malelion]

I can´t believe i loved this crap so much.. and yea, it was john Candy.

[amundb]

I think you shouldn't diss it; kids need to learn responsibility from somewhere. I mean, what good is Pokemon? All about becoming powerful and not too much focus on values. Well, maybe my point isn't that significant, but it remains a point nonetheless.

[Nafebutuoy39]

2:05 *facepalm*

[gringojames]

He-maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan !!

[JonnyInfinite]

3:30 - is that John Candy?

[lukelewisDOTnet]

Wow, it really does sound like him, doesn't it?

[JonnyInfinite]

yeah. I doubt it is but you never know. The character speaks of acting after all. And we are talking say 1983: a bit of spare cash for a climbing star?

[theuprightman83]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[zmantsunami]

lol love how He-man turn his head away...like hes experienced what problems drugs can cause...O_O

[drutter]

Oh yeah! I remember when drugs were bad!

[jzr22]

What's with the guys in the mine shooting jizz cannons all over the place?

[Mysterwright]

Lmao, those machines they're using must help them get the job done. ;)

[HeyArnoldsspleen]

What if the song is "All by Myself" Teela?

[nevers6]

heheh... "Ram-man"

[PompadourSamurai]

Too cheesy good not to favorite.

[kennbry345]

"Orko you cant remember because, you have a brain tumor, and from the results of it, youre going to die soon, hope that helped little buddy"

[ultratech5]

what in the hell was he looking at in the 1st montage?

[kennbry345]

some little boys that were playing in the water that were half naked.

[vasglorious]

One of the most important parts of the show is the life lessons.

[leonardsleopard]

after i'd watched this, i let my mum inject me with heroin. now i'm a smackhead. nice one he-man. if you're ever in town you can find me behind the bus station sucking cock for my next hit. not that you'd care, actually you'd probably be into that. and you've got a woman's haircut. c*nt.

[sm2142]

ok, why should we take the advice from some guy who looks like a porn star from the 80's? aw screw it: I HAVE THE POWER!!!!-Classic!

[ThisIsGonnaBeCool]

I'll have what He-Man's having.

[nikkimoll]

@ThisIsGonnaBeCool Ten million bags of steriods shaped like swords coming up XD

[ThisIsGonnaBeCool]

oh and lmao the guy in that suit in the third one said "heroic woman" as he-man becomes prominent. XD

[ThisIsGonnaBeCool]

he man didnt move his head any time, talking about drugs. he must be on something

[Earksplee357]

EYE HAV TEH POW-ER!!!!!

[Geo2005]

why does he look away in the first one...remembering a past experiernce perhaps...

[NavesRegg]

@Geo2005 Everybody has Vietnam flashbacks.

[batmanpp]

Fuk, where's He-man now that we need him the most? He-man!!! Come back and fuck shit up!! We're lookin to Britney Spears, M and M, Weird lookin cartoons, and W Bush jr!! By the power of grayskull, Adam. Say the words..!

[VaderNES]

Just leave Bush alone. He isn't anywhere near as bad like Britney Spears or Paris Hilton. I do agree that He-man needs to come back, because the kids today are all immoral bastards that play Halo. None of them would do any of this.

[10094926]

oh my god, your on to something, a new he-man show.

wait, no. that reminds me of the new "scooby doo" show. they have to replay the episodes. yes.

[camelman1213]

that last one way kinda weird and their all perverted and funny

[wormwoodpearl]

The Magna Carta was written in spunk, appanantly. See 2:30 0_0

[328739010a]

In todays story, He-man smoked weed while banging she-ra good.

[batmanpp]

She-ra is He-man's sister you redneck trash. Bangin evil lynn and teela? Well alrighty then!

[yourface773333]

fabulous magic drugs make your problems go away =D

[txampion92]

TY for the YTB joke,but we all have seen it

[sallie888]

Has it struck anyone else as weird that we as children watched this and now are more immoral than ever?!!!

[freakieb]

i dont recycle either

take that captain planet

[axelgrind]

lmao

[Mr2009Truth]

@freakieb That's actually really sad - unless that was a joke.

[batmanpp]

How do you know what children turned immoral as adults and which didn't?? Unless you got super powers, for all U know every immoral bastard in the U.S. never watched He-man!!

[Mr2009Truth]

@sallie888 Everyone who watched this had a choice - they didn't have to make the wrong one and keep ruining the planet, etc. I'd like to see a poll taken of 80's He Man fans to see what percentge do the right thing these days. Even though the human race is careless and greedy in general (and doesn't seem likely to change) I'd like to think this show made a positive impact on many, and did a lot of good that wouldn't be if it hadn't aired.

[videogamenostalgia]

@sallie888 Sonic Sez made me climb in a dryer, just because the idea had never occurred to me before watching it...

[Mysterwright]

@sallie888 Its not the cartoon's fault. Is it funny that the same parents whom criticized this show ended up having the most responsible college age kids old enough to learn from this and most reckless, spoiled teens that watched but chose not to listen? Its sad that the kids this was meant for had both of the above to learn from and are now conflicted while avoiding dirty bombs in Iraq or Afghanistan.

[Toasty667]

Remember kids, your enemies deserve to die! So take 'em out as soon as you can. Until next time! :D

[Nickarnage]

important in today's socialty. please pay attention, kids for it will help you in today's workaholic life make people understand and care for a better future.

[donatgomez]

quality this takes me way back

[i99xx]

lol i love this life lessions!!

this is the shit! rofl