family guy-i am your father

[zaandarbrow]

ITS A TRAP!

[JFCSStudios]

How is it a spoiler alert, I mean you're ment to find out sooner or later and how else could they find out?

[JapaneseModernist]

At least they got it correct. It is "no, i am your father" instead of "luke, i am your father"

[MrOcelot9]

Man!I don't find this movie anywhere!

[nageljeuk]

Lol, hebrew subtitles and Youtube decides to debate the merits of the state of Israel within the confines of a 500 character limit political discussion, get a room.

[MrCountdooku]

somethingtodowithme is right. ALL OF YOU, SHUT THE HELL UP!

[Kielostar]

Whhaaaaaaaaaa?!!!!!!

I luv this!

[Yosher21]

It's funny how an 11 second clip from a cartoon can turn youtube comments into a warzone of flamewars.

[dorkamer]

For all the people here did not stop to argue;

"Everyone has a right to believe whatever he wants" a quote from the Declaration of civil rights.

Anyone who imposes his views on the other, he does not deserve a place in society.

And here, to break all the stigmas, I am an Israeli, and I do not believe in God, but I have quite a few friends that do believe, and I'm not arguing with them about it, and of course I'm not forcing my opinions. "Man shall live by his faith".

[HBV16]

sometimes, I like to put waffles on my face and run around in circles yelling *buzzzz* pretending im a fly :)

[JustAnEpicPerson]

@HBV16 That sounds like something ''GIR'' from Invader Zim would say.

[potterholic713]

@RycroftFilmz1 I dont see how they couldve. It's an important plot element that cant really be tampered with

[RycroftFilmz1]

Wow.... you think they could have done a better joke with the most famous scene from Star Wars

[MisterKyurem]

hehe.. spoiler alert!

[1SVAV]

Абассаца !

[SparkyJJC]

0:09 Its funny because the !s and the ?s come before the word :P

[maybenotme1994]

@SparkyJJC nope, they come after the word, just read from right to left like you should...

[gabrielyx100]

לא, אני...

חכה רגע.

התרעת ספויילר!

בסדר.

לא, אני אביך.

נחמד מאד, אבל אני לא רואה

איך זה משפיע...

מהההה?!?!

:) lol Sub

[nivedni]

חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח

[lilmizzspac]

SPOILER ALERT

[georgercop]

this spoiled the movie for 14 people

[shufflemam]

WHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaA

[HitStickProductions]

Video flagged for premoting anti-semetic remarks.

[dalektaliban]

scroll down to see pointless fights between simpson and family guy fans

[Usernameping]

If it isn't bullshit rhetoric you're spewing it's atrocious grammar.

You're.

Atrocious grammar.

YOU'RE.

That's just unfortunate for you.

[somethingtodowithme]

@Usernameping "If it isn't bullshit rhetoric you're spewing it's atrocious grammar."

If it isn't bullshit rhetoric you're spewing

rhetoric you are spewing

you're works

[yo3443]

WTF! IS WITH YOU FUCKING RACIST FUCKERS! STOP INSULTING JEWS! And did you know this is how the holocaust started!

[TheSbtbsm]

Go! Stewie (8

[fatzach09]

he got the wwwhhhaaatttt? part from another family guy episode

[FrozenBlaze]

Simpsons - Make an original movie.

Family Guy - Copy another movie, but add stupid and lame jokes.

[Pojko]

@FrozenBlaze Normally your point would hold some weight. The only problem is that the Simpsons movie was absolute crap, while the Family Guy ones were funny parodies.

[FrozenBlaze]

@Pojko

Both are crap. The Simpsons was original, but unfunny - Spider Pig was a short lived internet meme wannabe.

Family Guy is just another joke, like always.

Both shows began to suck after a few seasons.

[Flopsy1997]

Well that's fine but I don't see how that affects BWAAAAAAAAAT!?

[carolineandaverie]

LOL



[MaxPallMallTrane]

למה יש כתוביות בעברית? O:

[aldoboy598]

well thats fine but i dont see how af waaaaaaaa??!?!?!

[TheSnipingDistance]

No i, oh hang on SPOLER ALERT! Okay. No, i am your father. Well thats fine but i dont see how that effects WWWWWOOOOOOOAAATTTTT!?

[TheDamian700]

That is freaking funny. i just had to search it up! XD

[Mylegotube]

his dad's is very small

[kill321able]

How does this even have something to do with religion? I don't get it.

[Mrsteelkiller]

Youtube developers:Were going to change the youtube layout 16 times a year

Me:Well thats fine i dont see how it affects-WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?­!?!?!

[sirhandom]

WUUOOOOOOAAAAAAADDDDD???

[somethingtodowithme]

Everyone going on with this jew crap (both sides of the argument) need to shut the fuck up for eleven seconds.This is a clip from a Family Guy movie! Take your bullshit somewhere else and just laugh at the stupid joke.

Goddamn you people! If it isn't bullshit rhetoric you're spewing it's atrocious grammar.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

[left4deadian]

@somethingtodowithme SPOILER ALERT :D

[Ruach]

@somethingtodowithme When did Family Guy become "nice things"?

[xgreedxx]

@somethingtodowithme i hope that with this comment your continuing and starting new arguments, making you a hypocrite.

[somethingtodowithme]

@xgreedxx I'm not. But that would be kind of funny

[xgreedxx]

@somethingtodowithme yeah xD it would be, wanna argue for a while and make it funny?

[TheThker1403]

shit jew 

[metalmusicfull]

NOPE, its Chuck Testaaaa!!

[flyawaychewy]

this crap is funny and stupid at the same time

[mesolovely1]

i've watched thousands of you tube videos, and yet to find anyone who can spell properly.

[Alexzorz1]

LOL

[SteamWolfy]

/watch?v=yqyixwqiCag

[jevaughnjevaughnhen]

The love of your dreams: I want you to be my bf

Me: Well thats fine i dont see how it affects-WHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaA???­??????????????

[armarares]

@jevaughnjevaughnhen bf=best friends or bf=boy friend?

[jevaughnjevaughnhen]

@armarares Boyfrined



[MrStarwarsdude101]

Announcer: Justin Beiber is awesome!

Me: Well, that's fine, I don't see how it affects-WHAAAAAAAAAAAA????

[mselibrown1]

מי תרגם לעברית?

[jerzy106]

It should be: "I am your brother."

[super0spore0fan]

darth vader's voice on this video remembers me the voice of wheatley from portal 2

[gunman30001]

!?!?nnnnn

[MrAnakin91]

WHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

[NeptuneNetwork]

@danielkoso96 There's a reason youtube gave you the ability to disable comments. Just saying.

[AdamHajduk]

Jewish murderers now are prepering to atack Iran... What a agressive country!!!

[lordxeras]

to the people commenting below me:

Melon melon melon melon melon melon melon melon.

that is all.

[Usgah]

One thing to say about the comments.... And bacon strips

[nevertrusasmurf]

wich movie is this? :D

[ezzazen]

Video of Family Guy. Comments all about Jews, Arabs and Nazis. Yup this is YouTube.

[SteamWolfy]

@ezzazen lol...just sticking up for my religion

[DudeThatIsImpossible]

Why are you arguing about jews and terroists on a Family Guy video.

[ReloadPsi]

I have to admit I found the casting for these parodies slightly creepy considering their relationships in regular canon :P

[zombiehamster2011]

mwaaaat!!!!!!!!!!

[talsdays]

עברית וזה

[cc10266]

Stewie: No, Luke. I am your father.

Chris: Oh, that's fine, but I don't see how that effects..WWHHHHAAAAAAAAATT!!!!­!!!!!

[videocritic2463]

press 9 repeatedly, chris is humping air XD

[tubeplunger]

Isn't stewie 4? XD

[FisicaCiencia]

4 for something cute :3

[Boyfromasension]

Press 8 for whaaaaaat

[khutdabomb97]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?­

[TheEmanuel555]

@IDontLieIEatPies sounds like chewbacca xD

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajdukwe dont killing them you fucking bitch the are terrorists we kill only terrorist nothing motr

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy How many terrorysts under age 8 you stil have on your lists...???

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk at leat my mom dont send me to blow myself up to kill other innocent people

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk the are been educated to be a terrorists and when the time comes the blow up

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy You have been educated to be murderer of arabs... So...?

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk NO I DID NOT ! we are being educated for peace and accept the other even he is different than us an arabian girl learn in my classroon and she have bunch of friends if I was learning in gaza I was getting myself killed

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy Have you ever attended class in Gaza or West Bank? You want to tell me,that Jews in Israel main teritory have more pacyfic attitude than Palestinians on Izraelis autonomus zones? All pools and facts prof otherwise: Jews are prone to accept more violence - both hipoteticaly and actually.

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk proofs and facts? have you saw what hamas and the islamic jihad is doing to israel? throwing missles hacking facebook accouts and intend to kill jews have you heard thier moto? "we love death like jews love live"and I am sure you have heard the phrase "the trees and rock will say: there is a jewish hiding behind me so kill him "

so let me ask you : who are the REAL terrorists?

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy Yes,facts.In so called Hamas terrorist atacks in January 2008 died 3 Jews,in Jewish assault on Gaza Strip died 1300 people.Save me flirtatious rethoric which dosent proof anythink... How many Jews, according to their own pools, accept assasinations on your political oponents EVEN IF TO DO SO IT IS INAVITEBLE TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE, like in case of sheikh Yassin, who died among 12 children?

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk OK let me get this straight the IDF attacks in the gaza strip to protect his citizens from rocket fire and terrorists assaults

before the IDF starts to bomb the land some kind of a notes which saying to be at safe place because the are going to attack there

after this the IDF locate the Hamas bases and weapon caches and attack there to stop the assaults

dont forget the IDF stands for israeli DEFENCE force

we dont intend to kill innocents

but like you see the hamas and jihad do

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy The facts are: 1) Israels have higher record on civilian casualties/all causalties rate than Hamas, 2) more Jews then Palestinians accept innocent victims of their military actions.

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk but you forgot one important thing ISRAEL AND THE JEWS DONT INTEND TO KILL INNOCENT Hamas is killing innocents

and about those "facts"

who told you that facts? BBC? Al Jazira? Al Manar?

those are anti-semitics TV networks

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy Why do you think Hamas prefer to kill innocent unimportant civilian than officer, general, polititian and so one? This are just stereotypes which dehumanize enemies... And dont forgot how many plain terrorist Israel had and have, begining wiht atacs on British and Europeans, continuing with atacs on Palestinian mosks, and ending with atacs on Iranian scientists...

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy Give me a break, Jews have priviliged position in media; not only because of Jewish overrepresentation but also because of custom: the only historical issue nowbody can discus is Holocaust, the antysemitism is the only accusation of xsenophobia against precise single nation, Jews are only nation which can officialy cal itself bether than others and so on...

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk Oh come on what was I thinking

to explain to anti semitic that we are not what you thinking you know what I know that every thing bad that happend the jews was blamed

with that aditude a second holocaust is near ):

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy Is this rethoric all what you have as a responce...?!? I am myself Jew, partly Jew, but Jew nevertheless. I nowhere accused Jews of all evil, most evil or even unproportionaly lot of evil. I only point to certain behaviors, atrocities and ageresion. I do nothing more than you when you acuse Arabs. And your game with second holocaust is just what I expected and expresed in my previous post.

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU !

you are ignorant bastard there is more arabs than jews and they all want to kill us and you give this legitimacy

I think anti semitics hates us because they are jealous of us for many many reasons

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy Ohh... Now you consider yourself and generaly Jews as bether others and explain their oposition against all you atrocities as antysemitism. Its so typical. Arabs dont want to kill you, you want to kill Arabs. O.K, there is more Arabs than Jews, but there is also more Jewish guns,tanks,submarines then Arabs guns,tanks,submarines. Plus Jewish nuclear weppon and missiles. There is more Arabs than Jews in way in which there was more prisoners than watchman in Auschwitz.

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk cant you give the jews a break you idiot? thats all you doing? making up reasons to hate us? you know what go ahed hate me but the truth will find her way to the media

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy I dont give enybody reason to hate Jews,I give Jews reason how not be hated: stop kiling Palestinians!

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk BUT DONT YOU GET WE KILL TERRORISTS AND JEW HATERS

WHAT DO YOU EXPET? WE WILL NOT KILL OUR ENEMIES?

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk WE KILL THE AS A RESPONSE OF THIER KILLING

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy ACTUALLY THEY KILL YOU AS A RESPONSE OF YOUR KILLING. MAN! THERE IS NOT EVEN ENOUGH JEWISH CASUALITIES COMPERING TO ARAB CASUALITIES TO SAY,THAT YOU KILL ONLY IN RESPONCE.INVERSALY: YES,THERE IS ENOUGH ABRA VICTIMS TO CALL EACH JEWISH VICTIM "RESPONSE FOR 10 ARAB VICTIMS".

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk YES AND THE TERRORISTS ANS MUDRDURERS WILL BE KILLED MORE AND MORE UNTIL THEY WILL STOP KILLING US

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy THATS TRUE,JEWISH TERRORISTS WILL BE KILLED MORE AND MORE.AND I DONT CARE,IF JEWS KILL OTHER JEWS.

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk BUT WHAT THE FUCK DONT YOU GET WE ARE NO TERRORISTS WE DONT INTEND TO KILL INNOCENT

WHAT THE HELL DONT YOU GET

OH... FUCK IT I CANT EXPLAIN TO ANTI SEMITIC THAT JEWS ARENT TERROROIST

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy WHAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.IS ALREADY WROTEN THIS THREE: 1)OBVIOUSLY HAMAS PREFER TO KILL IZRAELI POLITITIANS AND SOLDIERS,AND TRY TO DO SO,AND KILL CYVILIANS ONLY BY ACCIDENCE.2)WHO MADE ASSASINATION ON KING DAWIDS HOTEL?JEWISH TERRORIST ORGANIZATION.WHO KILL IRANIAN SCIENTISTS?IZRAEL.IZRAEL KILL ARABS NOT ONLY USING TANKS... 3)I AM JEW.YOUR REPETITIVE APELATION TO SO CALLED "ANTYSEMITISM" IS PATHETIC!

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk I will not spent my day arguing with you

if you wanna hate jews and my go ahed

I dont give a shit

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy I dont hate and i dont wont hate neither you nor jews. I told it lot of times. I am Jew. Dont play antisemitism, its pathetic.

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk I cant believe you are jew and wrote and the first commet "fucking jews"

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy Should I wrote fucking Israelis insted? Are you born in Israel? Dont you know how complicated history is? My grandfather was a Jew,from Polish part of Ukraine. I dont belong to synagoge,and I am neither Jew nor Christian nor Muslim.But after all I know,that jewish blod is as usual as everybody else,since my own is,and i know that there is no jewish conspiracy,since i dont participate in any. All i want to say is that Israel should change.

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk but let's think about israel change

if we will put down the guns and weapons and we wont fight even one day we will be deastroyed less than tow minutes

but if our enemies will put down the guns and will not threat on us or say "lets negotiat or at least not fight" than the middle east will have peace

so.. israel shold change though?

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy Thats obviously not truth.During so called negotiations you have build in one decade 500 000 settelments in Palestinian teritory.During so called negotiations you live exclusive western live, dolce vita, when Palestinians are waiting in their camps.They have no reasons to put their guns down.If Israel would not have agresive requirements,like forbiding Palestinians from Israel to come back to their homes there would be already pis on the Middle East.

[TheRoeyboy]

let me explain

there is no palestinians

they are arabs refugees from syria jordan and egypt

and there never was a arabs territorry at israel

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy Lol, dont be funy... Obwiously Palestine was empty desert before Israel was setteled and then Arab refugies emigrated to your country. Hahaha If any nation doesent exist,it is Jews, we came from so many countries,we are mixet with so many people and rases, Aszkhenezians, Safardasians,black Felaszes,we speak jidish, hebrew or (like me) neither of this and only our origin country language.We have so many cults inside Judaism and so offten are christians or atheists...

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk of course we came from different places because the romans exiled us and destroyed our country every place that the jews was the was chased down with the same saying "go back to the place you came from"and now that we are here people still dont want us be there?

there is only 1 jewish state

but more than many arabs states

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy Dont think in natzi categories. Israel is Jewish state, but Syria, Egipt, Jordan or Quatar are not Arab states, they define itself by citizenship not by nationality, blod, comon genes etc.

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk thats a lie !! they are declaring themsef arab muslim states

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy NO, YOUR WORDS ARE A LIE.THEY DONT DECLERE THEMSELVES AS ARAB STATES. TO THIS COUNTRIES CAN MIGRATE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT ARABS.

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk I HARDLY BELIEVE THERE ARE SUCH IGGNORANTS LIKE YOU IN THE 21 CENTURY

GET A LIFE AND A HEALTHY MIND !!!!!!!!!!1

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy There is no restriction of being Arab to migrate and became citizen in Arab countries. There is rasist restriction to have Jewish blood to migrate to Izrael. Be sure that people like me will be more and more. Time of your country's priviliged status is ending.

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy Thats just your imagination without any argument. How do you explain that to their countries can migrate people of diferent rases and nationalitiest ant to yours not?

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk THIS IS NOT TRUE

EVERY ONE CAN MIGRATE TO ISRAEL

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy NO,EVEN CHILDREN BORN IN ISRAEL FROM IMIGRANT PARENTS HAVE NO ISTRAELS CITIZENSHIP.

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk NO

WTF DONT YOU GET

THEY ARE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATS

THEY ARE PASSING THE BORDER WITHOUT PREMISSION

OR GETTING HERE WITHOUT A PASSPORT

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE "ALYA" THIS IS AN IMMIGRATION !!!!!!!

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy OBVIOUSLY I WAS TALKING ABOUT LEGAL EMIGRANTS.STOP MANIPULATING!

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk THERE ARE LOTSOF LEGEL IMIGRANTS WTF THERE ARE LOTS OF PEOPLE FROM MANY PLACES

[AdamHajduk]

@TheRoeyboy YES,BUT WITH NO CHANCE ON ISRAELS CITIZENSHIP...

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk YES THEY ARE

GO AND LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT ISRAEL

[TheRoeyboy]

@AdamHajduk NO WAY

THERE ARE A LOTS OF MUSLIM AND CHRISTIAN AND ATHEIST CITIZENS IN ISRAEL

BELIEVE ME I LIVE THERE YOU SHOULD LEARM MORE ABOUT IT

[MegaSovietRussian]

@TheRoeyboy dumbfuck.

[TheRoeyboy]

@MegaSovietRussian motherfucker

[MegaSovietRussian]

@TheRoeyboy exactly. i did your mom

[TheRoeyboy]

@MegaSovietRussian I fucked your mommy so be nice to daddy

[MegaSovietRussian]

@TheRoeyboy cant come up with your own ideas so you just copy me? nice job. fag. oh i am sorry, not a fag. a jew. oops thats even worse

[TheRoeyboy]

@MegaSovietRussian YOU ARE A RACIST SON OF A BITCH

THE JEWISH NATION IS BETTER THAN ALL THOSE BITCHES WHO MAKE THE WORLD BAD PLACE

LIKE YOU !

[1212link]

@TheRoeyboy blacks suck dicks and a gays

[TheRoeyboy]

@1212link ok

but I am not black or gay

just jewish

[1212link]

@TheRoeyboy jews suck dicks to

[SteamWolfy]

@1212link Fuck your shit I'm Jewish

[1212link]

@SteamWolfy and thats y your gay

[SteamWolfy]

@1212link So being a religion makes me gay...uh-huh. Tell that to my pall moses who split the sea. Tell that to Noah who built a boat to fit all the animals in the world to ride on it. Tell that to Judah who led a small resistance that defeated the Syrians. Tell that to fucking Adam and Eve who started the world and is the only reason your filthy ass is on this planet. Don't fucking mess with a Jew, we'll go mashigana on yo ass.

[1212link]

@SteamWolfy there not jews and yes being a jew makes u gay

[SteamWolfy]

@1212link They are all Jewish...

[1212link]

@SteamWolfy no there not what gays told u that

[SteamWolfy]

@1212link ummm the Torah? If you actually took you time to study this and not make false arrogant comments, you'd find out that Moses spoke to god when he was in the form of a burning bush and told him to go free his people, the Jews. Note how I said HIS being JEWS....HE IS JEW. That goes for every other historical character I mentioned before.

[1212link]

@SteamWolfy the torah was meed by gay jaws who hated god

[razlatkin]

@1212link That doesn't make sense at all. If this was the case, why is god always the highest power?

Btw, this "Jaws" you speak of, is just a shark. That doesn't make him gay.

[JxCon77x]

@SteamWolfy and that is why people lol at jews (if your actually being serious that is). guess what, its all kayfabe, just like santa clause. sorry to ruin christmas for u.

[SteamWolfy]

@JxCon77x Well you see the difference from the characters I mentioned to Santa Claus are that they are actually in the bible, the Hebrew bible to be exact, and Santa is just make belief. So if you're one to believe in the bible, which many people do, that is proof that these characters existed but not once is Santa mentioned.

[SteamWolfy]

@JxCon77x If you are and atheist, I respect that; it is was you believe in. Just don't go off to other people and tell them they are stupid for believing in God, because I could say you are stupid for not believing in a God.

[JxCon77x]

@SteamWolfy I respect peoples beliefs and what the like to believe is true. but cant you see religion is tearing this world apart. all the bible is is a book, written to help peope live better lives. it may not be true but people, ESPECIALLY jews, take it so seriously. it may be a bunch of untrue stories but i respect people who chose to believe it for the sake of living good lives or whatever, but the reason i came onto you like that is you sed them stories in an argument.

[SteamWolfy]

@JxCon77x You came onto me? EEEEEW

Lol the only reason I started all of this is because of this on guy who called my religion gay which pissed me off. He had no respect what so ever.

[Kreuzritter1989]

@JxCon77x If you think Jews take it too seriously, than what about the muslims? Now we must invent a new and stronger word for the meaning serously, I think...no wait, the right word is fanatic.

[TheRoeyboy]

@1212link YOU CAN SUCK MY CIRCUMCISED DICK YOU GAY BASTARD

[TheArtimi]

@AdamHajduk You can perform a special ritual whereas if you marry a jew, you can officially become one yourself.

[skipe94]

@AdamHajduk i am an israeli and i have friends whose grand dad is a jew and they are citizens

[warisanswer]

@AdamHajduk piss off