Scrubs 514 - My Own Personal Hell [2/3]

[EJAanime]

1:11 that is all

[leopardspots2004]

Elliot has impossibly high standards of who she thinks is a 'good friend' but if she looks in the mirror she'll fall short of it by miles.

[romancese23]

"Thanks for being such a good friend" Sounds pretty similar to when Elliot slept with JD knowing full well she was still with Sean, then later getting pissed at JD. She always pulls that manipulative BS.

[MizzNijna]

What does turks tatoo say? Superman of......?

[darkmark935]

"You firing blanks, buddy?"

[nejex461]

Elliot needs a good ass smacking

[GenerationDreamful]

I have sympathy for the way Elliot Reid is being displayed.. It is still a comedy/drama..We all love us some Elliot Reid.

[0013111]

Dr. Cox "Its not wierd that you know that at all" Haha lol xP

[twooffour]

4:35 She did that to him in 1st season ;)

[longyearbyen17]

U noticed how JD looks at 0:24 after Eliot talked about Jamie haha funny

[lRomez]

You firing blanks buddy?

[AutumnLeaf321]

2 people think it really is unfair, you guys.

[bjascrubs96]

JD's jacket sleeve has a hole in it at 5:16 ._.

[stfunoob707]

@bjascrubs96 judging by its location id say its an intended hole for ones thumbs, it was a small fad in america for awhile

[richardplexx]

There is no I in sperm, but there's a me in it if you mix it up a little.

[MasterChi269]

elliot is such a bitch

[amofe]

cox is so amazingly handsome in this black suit on the gray shirt <3

[BejnXander]

Laverne really pissed me off in this episode. There should have been an ep where she gets what she deserves.

[TheDarthchief136]

2:28 turk has a tattoo?

[QucciMaMa]

ELLIOT NEED TO GROW UP

[Deronoth]

Elliot already knew JD hated Keith because he told her and she completely ignored him. She can't get mad at JD for still not liking Keith...

[panmakumba]

the last scene is one of the few moments i actually almost like carla.

'they're kielbasas' :D

[Shane2352]

Just fuck off Elliot

[xBigetto]

Turk has a superman tatoo

[TheHachonacho]

Did anyone else notice the toy is in the same position as Turk?

[simontheasset]

Lol reminds me of when I was shaggin my boss the shift switching and the work was always easy lol mainly cos I hardly worked and spent a lot of time in the office

[NiekGAE]

@simontheasset Cool story bro

[loserwoman87]

Was Turk still wearing the watchie talkie during sex :L

[drake123josh]

Theres no " I" in sperm

[leopardspots2004]

This is so juicy ah feeel sterile

[IndianaBoy84]

at least your not sterile

[TheRandomness96]

I like how Jordan takes the Penhouse LOL

[MegaGymnast23]

Is it just me, or is Laverne really annoying? :/

[LRJared]

>Attendings switched scheduels all the time JD.

Yes, but interns don't you pretentious bitch. That's where the problem is.

And give JD back his apples and eggs!!!

[LRJared]

>Attendings switch schedules all the time.

Yeah dip shit, it's the interns that don't do that. Quit being a bitch and shut the fuck up.

AND GIVE JD BACK HIS APPLES!!!

[Lendenben]

Whats Wrong with Carla's Fingers

[thenightmarecafe]

i would whant to gosip about a gosip like lavirn :P

so she nows how it feels :P

[NoirThing]

why is elliot suprised that JD hates keith?

he told her from the gebinning? xD

[NoirThing]

why is elliot suprised that JD hates keith?

he told her from the gebinning? xD

[suzelove551]

What a bitch! I hate Elliot.

[charlottycaswell]

3:52 jd makes me laugh



[zachknight12345]

THERES NO I IN SPERM

[WhisperzIshBored]

Why does Elliot keep being such a bitch?! I wish someone would tell her!! She always gets mad when she's wrong!!

[youngmfcrak]

elliot is a bitch she knew damn well jd didn't like keith he ask her to stop the booty call but she didn't

[zscorsone]

Carla didn't have a wedding ring. ??

[Gigabowser4]

IM A MAN, AND THEY CAN MAKE BABIES

[ryuzakineark]

Elliot looks like a Barbie doll at 4:59

[roxas13kh]

Notice how from 0:15 to 0:25, when Eliot mentions Jamie, everyone (including JD in the background) except Kieth fantasizes...

[fartmonkey200]

When JD had a girlfriend, elliot admitted she was jealous after too.

fucks her problem? who came up with her lines? a monkey?

[dub089]

elliot is such a bitch.

[m0j0101]

girl to the right of lisa at the beginning is hOOoOOoOooOoOt. her eyes are magical

[VeNoM56k]

didnt JD ask elliot to stop using keith as a booty call cause he didnt like him like 2 eps ago. So why does she not know by now. lol. He out right told her. I hate elliot in seasons 4 and 5. She becomes such a selfish bitch.

[kim4738]

You firing blanks buddy?

..oooohoohoohoo....( T o T )

[LadyLatias]

Oh, Elliott. Get over yourself, you were abusing your powers to get with your little boytoy and you know it. =/

[HalvLion]

Carla: okay baby this might feel a little bit weird, but I promiss you you will love it.

(later)

Turk: Honey, how do you think I wouldn't notice this on my dangle? XD

[CheesePicklesFilms]

i love jd's hand raise anfter keith and elliot look away

[sweetvatya]

jd shirt says kosher 100% hahha how great. Jewish Pride! :D thumbs up if u agree haha, if u don't...fuck up :D

[akhpan]

Season 5 is the worst ever..

[HolyWhisp]

FUCK SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carla used to get pissed at Turk because he found it difficult to express himself, now Carla is doing everything to avoid talking to Turk.

THIS WOMAN INFURIATES ME!!!.

[LadyLatias]

@HolyWhisp That's women for ya.

[NIghtRider805]

laverne scares me

[breeship]

Sometimes I can't stand Elliot, she abused her power over the interns to go have sexy time with her boyfriend and gets mad at JD! He did nothing wrong, just cuz he didn't stick up for her when he knew it was wrong what she was doing

[halofable574]

@breeship she si a real bitch when she is with keith

[KindaKorny]

@breeship

It's called sex. We aren't all 12, toots.

[halofable574]

@breeship The point really is that you shouldn't just hate your friends boyfriend/girlfriend for no reason, JD was just staying out of it because he did not like Keith

[wasija100]

@breeship JD needs to get over it. Sex always cums first:p

[GODDESSOFLOVE888]

This is soo juicy im deezy! 

[snailzillascreator]

5:30 that's what she said.

[KAYLERism]

I wanna see Jamie..

[Lacusness]

0:23. J.D had one NSFW day dream there.

[Simgenx]

Ooh banana ^_^

[Bulloxe4]

I hate Laverne, that stupid fucking hypocritical religious bitch

[uub12]

@Bulloxe4 WOW!

[marissawtts]

elliots the shitty friend, not jd

[marissawtts]

how come one second turk and carla are in their bedroom and then theyre in the living room what is this?

[marissawtts]

jd already told elliot that he didnt like keith! that of course made her want him more so shes actually the bad friend. and she is abusing her power by switching shifts just for her. she makes someone else work on call that night while she has sex with her douche bag boyfriend! like what the fuck elliot?

[stealthblade47]

I wanna meet this Jamie

[indyfan29]

OO banana

[adrenblast]

I want to meet Jamie now.

[wasabi622]

Elliot: "You know what's really going on here? You don't like Keith."

NO FUCK. He directly stated that in a previous episode.

[Rukishou]

That whole thing about JD being a bad friend for disliking Keith is bullshit! She knew that already before she started using him for booty calls, and as a matter of fact she actually said she wouldn't do anything with him if JD didn't want her to.

Man, the men have no chance in this show, no matter if they're actually wrong or not.

[katehoney90]

"who knows. SHE may even get dressed up" :)))))))

[marissawtts]

cox looks hot in that suit

[Rogue2957]

JD already told Elliot he doesn't like Keith... Why would she make him Re-Clarify...

[ninjaman00]

God damn, Eliot's being a total bitch.

[Rikset11]

i'd punch lavern in her throat

[TheFest100]

It really is unfair you guys!

[98mercers]

why does elliott get pissed off when she finds out jd hates keith? he said he can't stand him a few episodes ago :P

[stealthblade47]

technically he can still eat the apples without issue

[Dragonight70]

Cox: Lets see who that monkey's gonna be.

*holds out banana*

Rex: Oh banana.

[varmkun]

My gosh.. JD already told Elliot he dirt like Keith when he was just a booty call..

[MrJasondark1]

Pussy is a wonderful thing. So warm and moist. Smells and tastes amazing! If I could I would replace hot wings with pussy when I'm drinking beer. You know how they say you should drink eight 8 oz cups of water everyday? I think every guy should get his 8 times of pussy everyday! It's healthier and has less chemicals in it. It's fully organic! Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[FogZengine]

"this is so juicy I feel dizzy" LOL Laverne

[mihufan92]

kielbasas :D

[crook4real]

i got u a penthouse haha then he flips da mag lmaoooo

[SuzakuV3]

My god, Elliot's a bitch sometimes.

[gunfighter964]

uh he told her she hated him and asked her to end it. she ignored him

[Bitemis]

Six inch heels, fishnet stockings... She might even get dressed up.

[marissawtts]

@Bitemis dont forget the leather mask

[Rikset11]

i love jd's hand raise @3:51

[TheCheeselover3000]

Thumbs up if you think Zac Efron is a guy version of Jamie

[TheCheeselover3000]

Whats qubasa?

[marissawtts]

@TheCheeselover3000 some sausage meat stuff i think

[ZaaraDhoomSe]

@TheCheeselover3000 kielbasa's are polish sausages lol

[goodfellabeats]

Aw man, I would love to see what Jamie looks like.

[ryuzakineark]

Carla could be so much more subtle with the sperm jacking...i mean srsly, that thing doesnt need to be on him till he finishes....and why does she need that thing? she just needs a container.

[Harold3843]

I WANT WALKIE TALKIE WATCHES!!!!!

[XButterCookieX]

"It really is unfair you guys"

For some reason, that part ALWAYS makes me LOL!

[coolchiisincharge]

eww jamie

[HistoryOfHoles]

Go fuck yourself Elliot.

[MadAndyD96]

I wanna see Jamie in paediatrics!

[weirdguy75]

further proof that all the woman at Sacred Heart minus Laverne are bicurious.

[kibahina55]

Aww. Laverne's so pretty in this one. I miss her.

[DaneYoussef]

Something occurred to me....

Keith is basically a more socially acceptable version of J.D. It's strange that the Dizzle doesn't have love for the Dudemeister as the two have much in common. It says a lot that after J.D., she found a guy a lot like him...

[wood7i]

man can make babes XDXD

[LivingHipHop17]

lol at JD putting his hand up at 3:51

[Aceof2spades]

Who all wants to see Jamie?

[RatsMyHeart]

So what if JD didn't feel like sticking up for Elliot after she tried to abuse her powers by leaving and having sex with his intern. And then she accused him of being a bad friend. What the hell...

[rose444100]

@RatsMyHeart I think what also added fuel to the fire. She defended him when he switched.

[paytizzle]

Again, Elliot does something bitchy and gets mad at JD for thinking the way anyone would.

[TheDilomax]

she tries to give JD the guilt trip... yet he told her he hates him... and JD just takes it

[fanoftv2008]

drained apple

lol

[Grayews]

5:45 Turks'-JD-face :D

[Starsucker101]

honey how could you think i woudn't notice this on my dangle

[Starsucker101]

honey how coudl you think i woudnt notice this on my dangle

[LadyLatias]

She knew he didn't like Keith, HE TOLD HER. And that just made her sleep with Keith EVEN MORE. She called him her 'forbiddion fruit'.

[reptorslicer123]

"Firing blanks buddy?"

[dikkeshitouwe]

i repeat, ARE YOU STILL STERIL?

[slurpymiester]

never noticed till now that dr. cox called the janitor "mongo" Blazing Saddles reference ftw

[schlange04]

if i had turk naked in my bed, i'd totally suck him off and fuck his chocolate ass ;)

[spartan1010101]

kelso is the only man that can head-butt you to death

[paytizzle]

Elliott=total bitch in this episode.

[Yedaddy1234]

"You firin' blanks buddy?"

[ryuzakineark]

why isnt carla wearing her wedding ring when she's complaining about her fingers?

[haylie243]

@ryuzakineark Her rings are around her neck on a chain

[indyfan29]

Why doesn't J.D. have a lab coat like Elliot?

[Shardhero16]

God, Eliot is a bitch.

[80644]

4:36 rage quit

[Masalu2008]

where's carla's wedding band

[DynoRod]

Youre voice is always higher when you're nude

Ahaha thats true. LMAO

[KrayzieDA]

@DynoRod almost sounds like mickey

[CaptainJohnKeel]

There's no 'I' in sperm but there is a 'me'

[psyshock918]

the only woman in this hospital that I would even consider sleeping with is Jamie in Pediatrics *all the girls get a dreamy look*

[tkd0326]

@psyshock918 that was a lusty look, heh heh heh

[drunkonmilk87]

@psyshock918 did you notice J.D drift of into a daydream in the backround?

[Zelein]

I'm telling ya, at 0:14 when Elliot talks about Jamie in Pediatrics, all the girls gets that dreamy look.. And then, notice JD at 0:22 ! Hahaha discrete daydreaming :P

[Lawzamaa]

@psyshock918

all the girls and JD !

[imenz93]

OH BANANA

[NiekGAE]

I think that during the 'my buddy's booty' episode JD clearly said "Why Keith? I hate him!" so if that was clear from the beginning I'd say Elliot is the one beeing selfish here..

[maddog372]

"This is so juicy I feel dizzy." Haha I love Vavernne

[TheDilomax]

JD was not wrong to not stick up for elliot... he made it clear he doesnt like keith and she just harrasses him..

[newcollector]

@TheDilomax So true... For a doctor, that girl is the ditziest of all blondes! It's really not that hard to notice it. Besides even if JD did stuck up for her Cox would have made them stay anyway. It was a lose - lose situation.

[SURFUR]

@TheDilomax If JD had stuck up for them, Cox would have just thrown the book at him, too. It isn't about whether she's abusing her power and playing favorites. Cox just wanted Elliot, Keith and everyone else to suffer with him.

Misery loves company...

[TheDarkmage]

@TheDilomax Exactly, Elliot is self absorbed beyond belief, besides, Cox planned to make them stay anyway, as soon as something goes wrong that Elliot feels JD can fix or interfere with, it's always his fault.

Elliot is and always will be my least favorite Scrubs charater because of how selfish, self absorbed and neurotic she is, it's not J.D or anyone else's fault when something goes wrong because of her.