my 10 biggest cocks and she-cocks in advertising

[Mrlarmalama]

you are shit. this is a shit rip off where you dont even come up with your own material just steal from charlie brooker, the only original additition is just saying cock over almost every sentance. you look ugly, you talk to quietly, you've made something good appear shit, your rooms shit, your life is shit. and this video is, shit. bye bye

[light101dark]

@Mrlarmalama I seriously just laughed so hard

[JohnSegway]

Sigh

[ismcb4sc]

shit

[moopheous]

feels good man

[moopheous]

Some of this could have potentially been funny, but because of the way you went about it, it wasn't. I don't think the whole charlie brooker misanthrope style really suits you tbh. With some of your reaction shots for example, right at the end when your reacting to the gay date ad, your facial expression would have been enough to make me laugh. The 'what the fuck' felt forced and unneccessary.

Well this is just casual critisism, keep trying and find your own style, goodluck :).

[Mau1992]

Hey moopheous, I hear you pull yer pants down all the way to go pee.

[netykwa]

ANY1 Else like waffles?

[ThePalaeontologist]

You kind of look like Napolean Dynamite - in a good way. THAAT was very funny, well done with this take on Charlie Brooker.

[CallumR56]

Better than expected-I laughed out loud at sheila's wheels :)

Not perfect, but still enjoyed it. Though I thought some of the ad choices were predictable, and you swore too much. I wasn't offended by the swearing, I just think it would have been funnier if you'd saved it for the really big bellends!

Maybe try to come off as less of a wannabe as well. I do too without realising it: I call everyone I despise either a piss-weasel or a shite-hawk.

[Manonymouse]

Mate, you're a breath of fresh air. Brooker MkII, with all the failings of that dour prick ironed out into something far, far better.

Good on you, sir. Very, very funny.

[DarkComet666]

Too derivative of Brooker's style for my taste.

[hodsonia]

not bad, picked up on some stuff i was expecting brooker to, but need to vary your tone voice and do and say stuff unexpected to live up to brookers standard

[livingredwolf]

massive wannabe charlie brrooker.

[Jonn3782001]

I think this is pretty good! Well played sir.

[sophistaphunk906]

hmm...i cant say i found this funny...develop your own comic style instead of just copying brooker.

[SketchTheWorld]

yeah the thing is you're trying to be too much like brooker, next time, try having your own take on it

still, it was pretty funny

[TheUndeadFiend]

not a bad attempt, good choice of cocks. trying to be a little too much like the brooker though apart from repeating cock too much and not actually sounding pissed off with the ads and insulting them properly. I disappointed i didnt see any mock wanking at the end there

[NotAHappyDragon]

I lol'd.

[Domina7ion]

Quite good. u need to show a little more of the advert. vary the word cock - it loses its funniness after a while. The 'given half a chance' thing was v brookeresque.

[fierceVANITY]

he does vary the word cock

one time he sez bellend....then prick....

this is funnier then i thought itd b...well done n all tht

[desmondodosescudos]

im giving it 3/5. i like this guy. not brooker level funny but still worth a chuckle. my advice though, dont be humble and apologise for the bad language, tell people that if they dont like it to FUCK RIGHT OFF!, or maybe they themselves will feature in your next vid titled - Top 10 Biggest Cocks on youtube. Then you can call their pathetic attempts to have an argument online because they dont have the balls to say any of this stuff face to face. Thats a bit more Brooker'ish.

[James1304]

I found this funny, but I think the problem is you're trying to be too much like Brooker. If maybe you had your own take on it, rather than trying to copy someone else's then it would probably be even better.

[slymonkeyinc20]

I agree with the guy who says the commentary wasn't quite right. Nou are not nearly cynical or cunty enough to do it. You are nearly cunty enough but not quite. Also the bit between adverts had a weird guitar instead of the one off of brooker's show, 3 out of 5 I think

[jonnybridge]

That Sheila's wheels ad makes me want to smash my TV set to pieces.

[angelica91]

LMAO DUDE.

[sifrase91]

you have picked all the adverts i hate-thank-you!

[sil123sil123sil]

"PS- for all you guys that say i use too much language ETC its really not intended just trying to be funny and no offence meant."

Keyword: Trying.

[frontier219]

Btw, vid was quite good, but your responses to comments need some serious sorting. Also when I say it was quite good, you got the choice of ads mainly spot on. Your commentary needs serious work. I suggest making it yourself as opposed to a tacky, horrible to watch version of Brooker.

[stormcrow87]

thats actually pretty funny, you seem confident enough in front of the camera to pull off mr brookers king asshole routine. obviously not as good as the real thing but still pretty funny and you hit the nail on the head with this bunch of cocks.

[Luthurus]

Heh lighten up buddy, only adverts however Sheila's wheels made me want to make a sequel to The shining so.. fair does. read a couple pages of your comments I actually had more laughs at the pathetic disparagement on both half's - He who picks up the hot coal in anger ey?

[jasonjohnsidney]

lol

[avwos]

lmao

i think the reason people didn't like it is because you tried to immitate charlie brooker (hes fecking awesome by the way) too much. next time try and come up with something original and don't copy charlies methods, (i mean the way he plays the add and then bitches about them and says why its sooooooo crap).

4*

[jamiel1000000]

y haven't u taken this shit off youtube yet?

[light101dark]

its too fun to annoy you

[jamiel1000000]

if ur not an emo then wat r u? (a twat maybe?)

[bonzi9k]

that was quite funny but your an emo so go slit your wrists.

[light101dark]

actually i am not a emo

[jamiel1000000]

in the haliax fax ad;ur wrong actually cuz his name is howard brown

[light101dark]

okay

[jamiel1000000]

sorry but that is poor

[light101dark]

what is?

[jamiel1000000]

ur so called "sarcasm"

[nathiebaby]

why try to copy Brooker? What was the best you were hoping for???

[light101dark]

a milding amusing video

and many people have found it that way :)

[nathiebaby]

99% of the comments are negetive. I can't believe:

a) You are that deluded you think its "mildly amusing"

b) You obviously get so much cock you can't stop talking about it.

c) Its apt that it ends with an advert for a gay chat line. Just using it for "research" were you?

In closing get a haircut, get your own jokes and stop saying cock and actually just put one back in your mouth.

[light101dark]

...

FINALLY someone gives me a good fucking comeback

i know you were meant to insult and all but look at the comments everyones 'insults' are awful

proberly not what you were expecting but nevertheless 3 1/2 stars allows me to believe that more people find it amusing than boring

i recieve no cock thank you very much

and i came accross the gay advert while searching for adverts on youtube actualy

in closing i have had a haircut in the months the video has been up :)

[nathiebaby]

You happened to stumble across a gay advert on youtube. I can't work out which is worse, looking on youtube for adverts or looking on youtube for adverts, finding a gay chatline one and incorperating into a poorly devised and badly copied version of "The 10 biggest cocks in advertising".

So you recive no cock? Well they say its always beeter to give than recieve! And you and your hommies would know all about that.

In closing get another haircut. One that covers your face.

[light101dark]

i gotta say this is fucking awesome i never get someone as good at comebacks to me

the second one is worse in my opinion with the options given to me. however if you hate it so much mabye you shouldnt have it favorited.

as i wrote the last reply i did breifly think that you would use recieve in the context of giving and recieving. i took my chances so i definatly walked right into that one.

and what so offensive about my face anyway lol

and to be very exact getting a haircut wouldnt cover it

[nathiebaby]

Why would I not favourite it? It makes it easier to reply to your stupidity. Imagine if I had to type it into the search engine every time? I might just happen to end up watching a gay sex chat advert by complete accident. And we all know thats an easy thing to do.

The point is you are one of those people who can't admit they are wrong. You should never had done a copy of what is a very funny segment on an averagely funny show. You were asking for trouble.

[light101dark]

Right.

i dont know if you're having tons of fun with all this but i am :P

okay fair enough, by favourting you've saved time, but have increased its ranks and view count, but im guessing you would say its an acceptable compromise.

it muse be easy to bump into a gay advert, i cant imagine how you felt watching it on my video.

i can admit i am wrong. if i give wrong directions for example. the point is its a personal opinion on taste for my video, and wether i should of done it or not is yours

[nathiebaby]

I am having tons of fun yes. Tons of fun ripping you a new one on every reply I make. Please just accept making this video was a massive error on your part. You surely admit saying cock at least 20 times in 3 minutes isnt funny? And don't worry I know you will now go through the video and count how many times you said cock and correct me. My issue is not that you have made this disaster its the fact you have the nerve to stand by it. All I want is for you to say it was a mistake.

[light101dark]

well i already counted how many times i say cock and i put it on the video if you allow annotations, its 13 times. and i do know that from a few weeks ago doing that, so no need to check.

once again, it being a massive error is simply a personal opinion, much like the modern world of a non-german desent believes the holocaust was a massive error.

some people like it, others dont. i enjoyed making it, sorry if its not to your taste.

[jamiel1000000]

get this mother fucking shit off youtube u emo

[light101dark]

HAHA

no.

[jamiel1000000]

get this shit off myspace u cunt

go finger ur self

[light101dark]

i dont have myspace

and no

[jamiel1000000]

ha ha i fooled u this is youtube not myspace

[light101dark]

well no you didnt because i said i dont have myspace

[jamiel1000000]

why did u even post this shit on youtube?

[frontier219]

Stop it, stop it, stop it, you complete fucking tit. If someone makes a good comeback you donot admit it. It makes you sound like an arselicking prick who is effectively saying 'please don't damage my ego anymore'. Don't take insults, give them back you limp-wristed, arse-licking, self-serving, brooker-stealing complete pile of utter shite.

[jamiel1000000]

is this video still on youtube?

get this fucking cunt off youtube now!!!!!!

[light101dark]

well 24000 views and 3 1/2 stars says actually no you can go cry in the corner and be annoyed

[jamiel1000000]

im a chav and we dont cry why dont u go fuck urself (twice if u like)

its cuz only gays like the word "cock" every few seconds so go finger urself

pps:get those stupid posters from ur room and shove it up ur bum!!!!!!!!!!

[light101dark]

ooo im so sorry mr bellend chav

and no thanks

[jamiel1000000]

i know some who scores 10 on ur "cock-o-meter"

you do!

ironic aint it?

[light101dark]

well actually the cock-o-meter is to measure the amount of times i say cock not how much of a cock someone is

[jamiel1000000]

u r such a spazz

[TotallyFried]

Emo emo emo! etleast put a bit of fcking charisma into it

and u say cock every 5 secs

[light101dark]

actually im not emo for shit i hate faggy emo music

and yes i do. well done.

[TotallyFried]

erm oh dear. This is aint as funny as Brooker but i tell u what is funny

Mafia 2 spoof

cheers

[toiletseatbreaker]

lol

[tezzbag]

Fair play to you, good effort.

[greasethebicep76]

you're a cock

[light101dark]

you're a cock

[greasethebicep76]

you're a cock

[jamiel1000000]

he does say cock lots of times

[jamiel1000000]

ur a cock!

[jamiel1000000]

charlie is god u r shit! (take this shit and shove it up ur bum)

[light101dark]

right.

the first bit was a pritty common insult, fair enough.

the brackets make it look like song lyrics...

i dont get it personally, you just really sound like a douchebag to everyone.

and dont reply with 'you sound like a douchebag' cause its the most widely used one ever.

[jamiel1000000]

it h'actually is a song the next verse is "this is shit (go fuck ur mum)

[light101dark]

glad to see i was right :)

and glad to reckonise you need to use someone elses lyrics to insult on your behalf

[jamiel1000000]

guess what its shit

u just look like an emo with a cock fetish (no offence to the gaylords)

and that was not a monkey its a kangaroo

and they were not driving so why should they look at the road

AND the band came from the back seat

i would carry on but i have to go on to myspace to post a bulletin on how shit u r!

ps:ur a wanker!(literally AND unliterally)

[light101dark]

righty, lets begin.

how do you describe an emo with a cock fetish? and why would you tell me this? also saying no offence to the gaylords is contradicting yourself as you assume in your comment that i am gay.

i honestly dont care what animal it is, but it dosent look like a kangroo either.

i say 'keep your eyes on the fucking road!' after a shot of them when they are driving and looking the other way.

and good luck fitting the band somewhere in that car cause at other points its not there.

[jamiel1000000]

1.true say it isnt a kangaroo (but it does look like ur mum!)

2.ok there is a emo with a cock fetish (you!)

3.the band fellout of the car

4.stop sayin' cock(thats the main reason im takin' the piss out of u bastard)

ps:go back 2 the island of reluctant but inevitable homosexuality and stay there!!!

[light101dark]

ROFL.

you dont know what my mum looks like

i dont have a cock fetish and theres no way you can prove i do

not actually bothered about a band

and i will say cock as i wish :)

and seriously that is one lame P.S.

[jamiel1000000]

ok sorry about the mum comment but you do have a cock fetish

count the number of times u said cock in the video

[jamiel1000000]

ur a cockwank!

[jamiel1000000]

i was being sarcastic

[joshboshbigalo]

not bad at all. loved the bit about thee barclays guy. lmao

[TorrentMutt]

Nice Try,actually made me laugh :D

-.-

[billcarr178]

its alright actually. some good brooker-esque cut-aways

[skiguru99]

I would add an eleventh cock to this list -YOU

[light101dark]

riiiiiiiight

[light101dark]

this cock plowed your mum last night :)

[skiguru99]

You look like an emo kid from my school in HArpenden, Hertfordshire

[light101dark]

right the point is?

[jamiel1000000]

fuck off skiguru99 is right this is shit!

[light101dark]

hmm no crappy song lyrics this time.

glad to see you took my advice and sounded less like a douchebag.

[lodger111]

Brooker is funny. You aren't. I'd suggest not giving up the day-job if I thought for a moment you had one.

[light101dark]

i dont actually, im 15

[jonirichardson]

This would be funny if you weren't just trying to be Charlie Brooker. A bit of originality wouldn't go amiss.

[sexxpistolsgroupie]

The last bit with the gay guys amused me, because it didnt really deserve any other response except for 'What the fuck!?'

[NickLeftfield]

wazza this is ok-ish scripted and put together but it would hav been properly funny if u had seemed more angry or got ur adrenaline up.

[AlbertSimon]

ProTip: Simply shout cock and repeating things that Brooker actually says don't make you funny. The reason Brooker is funny is because his stuff is original. You're about as a original as a ready salted crisps, mate.

[light101dark]

ok so how can you say 'ProTip'

are you a professional?

[Segeta]

A ProTip is a blatantly obvious hint that anyone could figure out. Just for your info.

You fail at being Charlie. Or even getting close. Sorry.

[light101dark]

ok make a video of your own that you made using say a video camera not gameplay and we shall see how man 'ProTips' you get

[gingergypo]

10 biggest cocks on the internet...

you

u remind me of this guy in my school, i fuckin hate him

[light101dark]

sounds great coming from a fuckin ginger gypsy

[magaboosa]

you cock

[light101dark]

says the guy with a retarded name like 'magaboosa'

[magaboosa]

Im a girl!

[light101dark]

does it matter

[zzyoman]

ure nowhere near as good as brooker

u just tried to copy just my opinion

[light101dark]

yes i did

[zzyoman]

yeah...

[HeartLostFilms]

i love this vid cause ive seen all the adverts and ive either loved or hated them i remember barry everytime he came on i shouted back at him lol and that and that stupid kid with the ? i always shouted at the tv why are you such a bratt im gonna do my own one of theses lol

[MysteriousBob]

I'm sorry, but I will not tolerate anyone calling Howard Brown a prick. The man is a god.

Also, how do you mistake a kangaroo for a monkey?

[re1d]

Nice use of "cock"

"Gay chat" at number 1? Methinks the slipknot fan doth protest too much...

[light101dark]

its not at number 1 they were in no real order, i just thought the ad was such a bad attempt at anything it would be a funny ending

[Maindrian]

What blew me away is, I haven't seen those ads for about ten years. They're still on telly?

[gorgezgg]

okay!! bit rad=ndom but funny y do u hav to swear so much tho??!

[Shinkada]

This makes me wish I had a British accent. I say cocks anyway (and twat, you Brits have the best insults), but if I had the accent it'd just be so much better.

Oh well~

[bigtanga05]

Ha, Nice! Good selection of adverts. You shoulda stuck the Sudafed one in too lol - that one is just too annoying to leave out. :)

[DJSHAUNBOWAKADJCHAOS]

damn one of the best vids on here! Great stuff you sound like i do when this shite comes on between programs i watch. 5 stars!

[Bodwizer]

lol canny funny

[sootandstars]

Why do this?! I could pretend i invented the IPOD but i didn't so i don't bother.

[mrzero6]

Very good!

[charlyandjosh]

I love Charlie Brooker, and I actually quite liked this as well. I agree with you about the Sheilas. The weirdest thing about it all is how they've managed to get a record deal out of it, or something...

[ezabeza]

quite good

[Ggaryhall1]

But why do you have to use bad language all the time ..like every other word, surely your more inteligent than that.Why dont you try to be funny without the swearing, as you may get more good responses.Or just say a few swear words...you really do get on my nerves and your not funny. Gaz

[7789902]

"Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word." - Captain Kirk

See, the dude is very worried he will lose our attention if he doesn't swear. The substance he offers is largely swear words...one swear word less people get turned off...if you don't have substance.

[Maindrian]

Actually, I think you'll find it's not him, it's a conscious attempt at emulating Charlie Brooker, and if you're knocking Charlie, you can f**k right off.

[crankytoad]

"If there's one thing that life has taught me, it's to never take any sort of social advice from someone that quotes Star Trek"

Rob Thomas

[djjake]

barry scotts a legend

tht drug kid should try some, and then die

and i like the new Chinese Halifax song lol, its the old 1 wid tht fat woman i h8

[jabdeans]

nice work

[leon010]

this is just weird....

[ilovevillevalo93]

lmao, i hate that drugs kid. But you leave Barry Scot alone..

[cgmorvx]

u forgot the one about injury lawyers for u or some shit where a she-cock asks the no win no claims guy question while he's on a polygraph.

[light101dark]

oh those i could proberly think of stupid anwsers for.... might do another one just so i can use that advert lol

[ZdPhoenix]

Hmm ... probably not a good idea to try and emulate Charlie Brooker so precisely. I think a better tribute would have been to just be you whilst doing it, after all, you did choose good ads.

[gnamp]

does anyone else see the irony here?

[Cascadia07]

...i'm afraid so...

[wrestler90]

i dont get it.

[RichardBruce2000]

this is funny stuff

[nagip2008]

goood

[Ggaryhall1]

There is no need for this to be broadcast. The person who is in the video is an idiot and uses foul language.

[light101dark]

mate im sorry if i offended. you have to take everything there with a pinch of salt and try to see the funny side of it becuase it just there to be funny

[gnamp]

still trying