Prince Philip's Newsreel - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[17shinhwa]

Prince Phillip:Wow,you play Tekken.I want to play too~

[johngeorgedale]

Looking at Prince Phillip when during the "You have a terrific pair of knorks" part, I really can't imagine him saying anything else. He literally points to each knork and appears bashful.

[bagetteneck]

norks!

[bagetteneck]

rks!! lmao

[sueharristication]

I know everyone takes the mickey out of him for being so blunt but it's nice to have a public figure who gives his honest opinion. Unlike politicians with their fake concern and fixed smiles.I hope the old fart gets well soon.

[kaptainbastard]

RIp Prince Philip died on christmass day.

[mr9396]

@kaptainbastard, Go to hell

[kaptainbastard]

@mr9396 Uh no I must have miss heard it. I hope he lives longer than me because he said he wants to be reincarnated as a virus that will wipe out the human race.

so long live prince Phillip.

[MusingsOfAZombie]

@kaptainbastard And when did he say that, Kaptain Bastard?

[DavidMason093]

@kaptainbastard no he didn't, drop dead you evil bastard!

[Strictly]

@DavidMason093 Yes he did!

[madandyb]

Hope the Duke of Edinburgh gets well soon - we'll miss his gaffes!!

[MyLifeAsLouis]

I just had a six pack from laughing so hard xD

[ilovecelebs9]

'have you seen the bar? is there a bar?!' bloody royal visits...

[varstamea]

oh, look out, it's the fuzz! lmao!

[RailRKO57]

The duke of Edinburgh is a legend, Hugh Dennis is a comedy icon!

[ellenmelon771]

NORKS lmao!!! XD xXx

[jonny2k100]

@blackandproud75. Yes he does look good for his age, but it's still hilarious when they crack a joke at him

[PFCPure]

swan

[clez2]

im actually convinced that this is how he talks

[goshootyaself5]

@clez2 he does

[teamfab]

Absolutely fuckin hilarious...

[Xx7015xX]

*Guy offers to shake hands* Prince Philip: "No, I don't know where you've been."

[18vallancel]

@Xx7015xX Glad you wrote that down because I stopped watching at 1:45

[MsAbixxx]

This is brilliant XD "There's a woman in the kitchen with the most terrific pair of norks" haha!

[MegaTaylor12345]

@MsAbixxx sorry too mention them again there magnificent lmao

[MsAbixxx]

@MegaTaylor12345

LOL! XD

[KiranTaker270]

0:09 onwards laughs all along

[calumsensible]

@blackandproud75 I'm not starting an argument so you don't have to reply.

Research who funded the Nazi party and who was funding the Allies during WWII.

It was the same people. Winston Churchill is a notable as having given money to the Reich.

[6Dantes6Inferno6]

Hugh is such a legend.

[graemeh2009]

Ah, back when Mock The Week was must-see TV.

[MsAlternativexxx]

@blackandproud75 Maybe, but he is a complete idiot... no wonder he rarely talks on TV anymore. lol...

[jeg15]

Met him today at St.James' Palace. Really wish he was like this in real life :(

[debowiec3]

Yeah, "It's the Fuzz"....ie. cops!! Americanism innit!

[PunkiKidd98]

'Oh look out, it's the thugs'. LEGEND.

[101Phase]

@PunkiKidd98 I think he said 'fuzz'

[PunkiKidd98]

@101Phase probably...but thugs sounds funnier ><

[Rundas100]

I love how you can just hear russell howard laughing in the background.

[randomiscool18]

fucking hilarious.

[OpaqueDragon4]

"No I don't know where you've been" xD

[Da2faan]

hahaha the most funniest fucking thing ive ever seen lmao

[MissLabanna]

Just saw the Royal Wedding and it was funny when after the balcony kiss he was the first one to buga orf!! And yes I purposly spelt it that way.

[mchudi91]

this is epic....lol all the way!!! :)

[lordlewisuk]

DO YOU WANT SOME! lmao

[xXLuciferDarkheartXx]

This always makes my day, it's fucking hilarious xD

[classicrockfan555]

Have you seen the bar?

[SeigeCJ]

'you want some' xDDDDDDDDD

[TheDavewwfc]

1:41 what a legend

[Orilou16]

"Can I just say you really do have a terrific pair of norks" rofl :D

[zezema535]

keep pressing 8 repeatedly to watch prince phil spaz out

[Gharialman]

Hilarious! prince phillips is a dirty old man

[popazz1]

"Er,I didn't know,I didn't know it was,er,an osprey"

Absolutely ruddy hilarious.Hugh Dennis aces Frankie-not at all funny-Ball every single time! And Prince Phililp is himself a comic genius just by his gaffes!

[rangersfc2008]

sheer genius!!

[treker999]

I get why everyone loves frankie, but for me hugh is the best. His sense of humour is just genius

[level42funk]

Genius!!

[ashguy3000]

love russells laugh in the background

[Pagalini]

prince philip. what a babe. 

[ImLykeaYoyo95]

a shotgun yes....a bloody big one! :D XD LOL

[JokerGotNoRules]

How the hick does he make these sounds...hahhahahahhah...abott and costello and now Hugh deniss

[KillMrFist]

the 12 dislikes are norks.

[MrJoviun]

@KillMrFist your a nork

[KillMrFist]

@MrJoviun go to the dentist you fouled mouthed tea drinking nork.

[MrJoviun]

@KillMrFist no

[MrJoviun]

@KillMrFist im not even english so you have already failed, im teired of people telking about people who dislike videos, its almost as bad as being asked for a thumbs up or a justin biebr reference. whatever i see no in arguing with someone who subscribes to gorrilla199, there is no point in me wasting my time. and your british so why the fuck are you throwing aroind stereotypes that apply to yourself and not to me? talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

[MachiavellianHeir]

Those islanders in the Pacific have it right- Prince Philip is their God!

[1978deus]

You've ballsed that up!

[tng22]

do you want some? pmsl i love this clip lol

[aeromexicopilotman]

a bloody big one...

[toddster87]

cute blonde copper

[Terrra91]

PHILLIP FOR KING

[BenakaBambi]

a terrific pair of norks xD

[MilitiaMackMusic]

Nope I Dunno Where You've Been

[HARDCOREADDICT100]

fuzz LMFAO

[mcrorfggta159]

oh look out its the fuzz and do u want some?? Genious

[houndsofroses]

ooh i say you have a terrific pair of norks lol

[randomiscool18]

LMFAOXD



[neo9021]

"oh look lovely a dvd, yesa my favorite, normally i have to go to holland to buy these, goodbye, do u want some??" LMAO!

[Ammmy3]

@neo9021 i thought he said "do one son" haha!

[Dzillaa]

Norks has become part of my standard vocabulary

[parham1234567]

lol, at the end " do u want sum ??"

[eamundo19]

They have tried to repeat this greatness with some more prince Philip footage, but this was just too perfect to imitate, timing is genius. I was honestly delirious laughing

[SprayPaintedShoes]

MTW has made me think Prince Phillip is this hilarious all the time.

[SprayPaintedShoes]

Because of MTW, I now think Prince Phillip is this bloody hilarious all the time.

[OzzyManDan]

can i jus say, you really do have a terrific pair of norks!

[EvieBiex]

"oh, look out, its the fuzz, I didn't know it was an osprey. Are you a strippergram?"

[nickjarvis01]

is this scripted or improvised?

[belovedsmallcat]

@nickjarvis01 improvised, and hugh dennis does it brilliantly =)

[nickjarvis01]

wow, it seems so scripted too, that is amazing

[Deepsmeg]

@nickjarvis01 I believe that he familiarises himself with the video first in order to get some idea of direction, content and timing. It's not "pure" improv

[nickjarvis01]

yh, i know he does that much, he would be superhuman to come up with those comments in a split second!

[davygray88]

@Deepsmeg

yeah he runs the video a few times to get used to how the video runs, remember mock the meek is recorded on a tuesday then shown on a thursday, so on tuesday they make a few runs of how things go and then take the best bits, and also the bits that can be shown on tele lol but this is a classic clip. " You have an amazing pair of knocks....are they your own?" lol

[zebidee44]

@davygray88

why get so technical it's funny isn't it and he did improvise it so leave it at that and stop trying to be so clever

[davygray88]

@zebidee44

am not tryin to be clever or technical, its what hapens when they do mock the week, i was explaining it to sum1 who asked. And i know its funny, i watch mock the week every night and i wouldnt have watched the video if it wasnt funny

[zebidee44]

@davygray88

You didn't need to say that though, it seems like you just ruined the whole thing to people who haven't seen this before

[davygray88]

@zebidee44

but as i said, the person asked how it was done so a told them, and am sure people who havent seen this before will watch the video first before reading comments

[zebidee44]

@davygray88

Still they will watch it and think omg he is brilliant, then they chck the comments and look there is your comment "he runs through a few times to get used to it" IT RUINS IT!

[davygray88]

@zebidee44

haha wow chill the fuck out, the fact that a knew he does what he does yet a still watch the video hasnt ruined it for me and it shouldnt ruin it for any1 else, hugh is brilliant at newsreel, its shit theyve stopped it. So stop tryin to pick an arguement over fuck all

[wolf99000]

@davygray88 one thing I will say if you get the chance go see the recordings of the show if you think the tv version is funny you have not seen anything yet I have been twice and they have had me in tears from laughing so much

[davygray88]

@wolf99000

aw man ad love to go see it being recorded, agree with u coz ave seen a few episodes behind the scenes where they show parts that never made it and theres no wonder they dont make it lol

[nataley89]

nooo, i dont know where you've been....... :)

[maskiflynn]

PMSL!!! this is my favourite of these!!!

[thedarknesscallingme]

"KICK EM! KICK EM! oh dear no, you've balls'd that up" LOL

[1212Nikesbskater]

oh look its the fuzz

[serge124]

Genius!!

[jgdpowers1]

Hands down the funniest thing on television EVER

[choicesman2000]

its the guy who gave gordon brown his advice with mrs duffy

[iBLaDEzZx]

can i just say you really do have a smashing pair of norks PMSL !!

[GreatUkHabboClips]

'yes goodbye, Goodbye... ya want some?

[webly17]

That was brilliant! haven't laughed so much in ages

[SuperCQC]

LOOL. "good bye, good bye, err no, i dont knw where youve been" HAHAHHA

[mulli24]

o lookout it's the fuzz

[EmmaTallHat]

my fave newsreel, norks =')

[ChoPhilly13]

LMAO...oh my god, this guy is a genius :O

[themothmanreturns]

a bloody big one hahaha

[jameswsparker]

Do you want some?

Fucking genius.

[ryonni123]

normally I have to go to holland to buy these XD

[KiranTaker270]

I've seen Hugh Dennis in real life he's about 6ft plus i saw him at a pub in somerset

[ForeverSilentDreamer]

"Oh, look out, it's the Fuzz..."

[Charapova100]

'' I tell you what I saw earlier, theres a woman in the kitchen with the most terrific pair of norks'' :P hehe norks PURE CLASS :D

[HiThereIGuess]

Hugh and Frankie are the best :)

[twsm410]

Hugh , You are just fantastic !!. Never pissed myself so much ...... absolutely hillarious :-)

[robloxman41]

TEKKEN! I LOVE THE GAMES

[Mthtmty]

norks! HAHAHAHAA!!!

[xoIzabel]

love it :D pissed myself X

[droppedyourgaycards]

pure gold every time

[bl1tzedout]

0:40 Pissed Mysellf !

[superstratboy]

no i dont know where youve been lol!!,he should have washed his hands before meating the Prince lol,if you correct me on this your wasting your time lol lol lol lol lol

[KulaAShaker]

does hugh get to see the video before the show?

[abbuk900]

i believe so

[mallafets]

Prince philip comedy gold. Love the way he ignores the bloke at the end of a handsake....bloody peasants.

[JokerGotNoRules]

@mallafets Its my first time im gonna say fuck off and its u...what do u mean by peasants? people who watch youtube they are peasants, a digree holder would do his business work ..that could be u...

[mallafets]

@JokerGotNoRules it was meant to be what i think is going through his mind not a comment from me.

[mallafets]

@JokerGotNoRules it was meant to be what i think is going through his mind not a comment from me. If you get offended so easily then get yourself to Asda and buy a backbone.

[JokerGotNoRules]

@mallafets Oh! sorry mate:) smiley face

[JokerGotNoRules]

its hugh deniss...ini? who did the dubbing:)

[ant234]

@mallafets "i say you really do have a fantastic pair of norks" pmsl

[pitchassmuthafunka]

hugh is so on the ball with this!

[Agnes135]

1:45 hahaahahaahahhhahahahah

[TheManWithNoName786]

He timed the commentary to perfection haha

[Munchies1208]

'Ohh, bloody royal visits. Have you seen the bar? Is there a bar? Ohh, the bar's here is it?' LMFAO :D

Sorry to mention them again, they're magnificent! Are they your own or..?

Oh god this is funny :L

[maff77]

I suddenly get the joke about the shotgun! there arent any bald eagles in scotland! he would need a bloody big shotgun to hit any, seeing as the nearest ones would be in north america! :D

[HelmutVillam]

@maff77 He said Golden Eagle, and was referring to the recent discovery of killed Golden Eagles in Scotland

[maff77]

@maff77 alright! i heard it wrong! give a man a break!! jeeez!

[maff77]

0:41 - 0:57 I pretty much died! :D

[ThisBeDaisy]

How rude to ignore that bloke at the end who wanted a handshake!

But nonetheless, what a bloody hilarious man Hugh is.

[copnorcasual]

Sadly Prince Phil was probably thinking exactly what Hugh 'suggested' at this point. Upper class scum.

[droppedyourgaycards]

they are all like that

[LimerickLad25]

excellent video of hugh taking the P out that your royal P (prick). timed to perfection. thanks for posting !!

[ChelseaMand]

No matter how many times I watch this it's still just as funny as the first time :D Love it!

[1adamstephen]

funny as hell

[davro13arsenal]

one of the funniest things ive seen

[nutgobbler54]

Fucking love hugh LMAO NORKS!!

[FreeInquisition]

NORKS

[xblueblaze]

lool hugh dennis is a legend

[cliffmystercliff]

i wanna see everyones reactions to this so bad

[liopleurodon17]

This is one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time,,cant stop watchindg it.......when he comments on the womans norks....priceless,

[TheHarecat]

Funny, but it's real!

[Louisthefish23]

y u find it shit...its funny as fuck

[AudioAssault28]

class!.. not as good as the cheese clip but still quality stuff

[Mr11dave11]

u hav a terrific pair of tattybowgangles :)

[grantman106]

'can i just say, you realy have a turiffict pair of norks'

LOLZ

[jrbrooks200]

"can i just say you have a terrific pair of nourkes" LOL

[Deanocfc]

"......a bloody big one"

[laurenjemma92]

"no. i don't know where you've been."

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

that's put me in such a better mood now :)

[jewis95]

he is amazing

[pharcyde110573]

BLOODY FANTASTIC!!!!

[donniebirthday]

LOL my favourite bit is the "do you want some??"

[Olinolan190]

Mine too :D

[vids4doobs]

This is an absolute classic. And I think he's looking at something written on the woman's apron. Looks bloody funny though. XD

[ralstonjack]

"a bloody big one!" LMAO

[chainsawgood123]

Goodbye, goo- Do you want some!?

[Smitamas101]

LMAO he left old matey hanging

[karazy200]

Roooooooooooffffffffffflllllll­ll the tekken bit is immense

[MrRoberto117]

why are you saying prince philip when its the Duke of edinburgh?..GAAWD!

[plmqaz1994]

but the duck of Edinburgh and prince Philip are the same person :-S

was it ment to be a joke?

and if so it was a shit one

[luc1f3rss0n]

he is prince philip but he has also been placed as the duke of edinburgh. not a joke, just a well known fact.