Quarter-Life - Episode 2: Intervention

[mysterykcad]

Atuhor's Nose: Those of you who came here thinking that it was a sequel to Quarter Life: Halfway to Destruction should turn back now.

[linkdude240]

I have taked the isotop and it will cause meltdown!

[thirtysilver]

NOT SO FAST MR. GORDON

[StarcoGAMES]

how come this has more views than the pilot?

[zackolot]

@StarcoGAMES Its because of Djy1991's video.

[qwb3656]

CHAPTER 1 WHAT IT MEANS

[gonegang95]

dis is not quarter life dis is half life

[mairland200]

after long last i found the vid again!

[MandyHeartShadow]

6:58 Forever alone :D

[Justin9397]

seesaw! see-saw see saw see saw XD

[fredisawsome12345678]

2:00 family guy much?

[nelron095]

@fredisawsome12345678 your so cool for copying me

[fredisawsome12345678]

@nelron095 ????????

[nelron095]

2:00 you totaly pulled the peter griffan

[ZOMGstephen]

@nelron095 Just cause he was in paint doesn't mean he pulled a peter griffan. Lots of shows did that before Family Guy was even thought of.

[OmnipotentPeaceMan]

lol AH CRAP

[mouinecraft]

lol at 2:00 "ye-AH CRAP!"

[mouinecraft]

wtf? i'm in the military hoses sorry dot but look who's here. captions are so weird -.-

[2014parkouralfred]

duuude dude there its a drug bust, there is a drug bust and its awesome LOL i laugh myself

[HustroBriks]

HOLY SHIT DRUG BUST!

[HalfLife471]

RIP Cow-orker Jim

Blown to smitheroons.

[jruwing87]

Hey look! That tower is big as onto the sun!

[jruwing87]

You have to kill fast.

And bullets too slow.

[Shadow78954]

I'm disturbed by the lack if any cow-orkers named jimm.

[brainer3]

So we must opserve with hasty

[Jimbochap]

Lol a bit funnier than I thought.

[MrJoeCalone]

First was the best! No Zombie Goasts??!!!??

[RSKnight97]

I got soda, I got soda, I got soda, I got soda!

[olivieero123456789]

wtf e pickup object??!! what is thatt?? What is that??!! lol

[Matrilwood]

Its not bad, but are you INCAPABLE of thinking of an original name?

[FrancoLuke]

see...saw...see...saw...see...­saw.

I just had a revolutionary thought, it doesen´t work if there isn´t someone else

[nomellte]

HOLYSHITDRUGBUST!

[99mayson]

(alright you can go hahahahah)that was funny

[WeatherMondacicci]

I lol'd so damn hard at this!

[PPLadyZoZo]

I GOT SODA I GOT SODA!!! :D

[MunchyToast001]

Hey that door...

*puts on sunglases*

has sweet boots !

"YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

[Ironbeastdk]

u know what man i love it just keep making movies like that

[XGBrothers]

See, saw, see, saw, see...

[1303mi]

Its very interesting, continue !

[artrosis56]

ouch my legs... aaaoooww... loading screen!! :D

[Gayzmcgee]

Lol, "HOLY SHIT DRUG BUST"

[Stummelbo]

5:26 "Dude, I just want a va-OOOOW!..."

>_> What did you actually want?

[garysnail123]

It's like Freeman's Mind, but not some gay remake :D. This actually is funny in it's own way and I like that :)

[Iomodachi]

What's going on ? HOLY SHIT DRUG BUSTAH

[TheTrickster626]

pick up this crate and stick it right about there ok lets go ye...OH CRAP UUUUuuHHhHhh major lol

[pspAQW]

E pick up objec what is that...what the fuck is that?

[Carnage1235]

Meh, Freeman's Mind, Barney's Mind, Felix's Mind and my personal favourite Shephard's mind did it better

[whonow09]

Dew awl uv uhz has tew speech liek dis?

[itsmetails]

for those who think he doesnt live there because he doesnt know really where he is at he could of had a vacation or something and then combine moved in

[Hamsteere]

IF YOU DONT GIVE IN TO MY DEMANS

TOO LATE

[stefan21913]

WTF!! E-pick up object,wtf did they done to my eyes!!!lol

[SuperRobotGuy]

Isn'tss Half-Life 2 teh zam aws Hafl-Lauf 1jazt bettahr qwafics?

[HEROofTIME1817]

LOADING SCREEEEN!!!!!! FTW

[Korpen85]

seesaw, seesaw, seeeeeeesaaaaaww

[TheRealJat9912]

this isnt the real quarter life Djy1991 is better

[FreakinOcelot]

@TheRealJat9912

indeed

[TheSteelcity32]

@TheRealJat9912

Dude, they are completely different machinimas. Just similar names.

[Outchwork]

Freemans mind is better.

[Biper00]

LOL

[Torsoboy2005]

SEE-SAW!!!!!!!!!!! I just had a revolutionary thought. I doesn't work unless there's two people. Damn-it.

[Freebird197]

i can't wait untill you get to ravenholem. alex said "we don't go to ravenholem" and at that momant i knew i would have to go to ravenholem. and i was right!

[slycooper112]

Your skill is comparable to the Freeman's Mind machinima, good job

[goluigi10]

Cow-orker Jim.

[NIVE0032]

You almost said "What the f..."Lol

[OnlyVideoGuyOnEarth]

Your motto should be "You know what, forget it"!

[angryslug1]

and then jon was zombie

[fremag123vif]

6:42

seesaw

[TheSlurredNerd]

Hahaha. He is chased by the guy when he goes into his house.

[Warrock2212]

2:01 " Okays go ok- OH CRAP!! ohh..."

[xlxUndeadBunniesxlx]

why does teh annotation say dont axe dont tall?

[Torsoboy2005]

@xlxUndeadBunniesxlx that would be a reference to the army, where you don't ask and don't tell whether or not you're gay.

[ALSmaniac1]

this was actually pretty good i liked the idea that hes not gordon

[lankyGigantic]

This is like, freemans mind...

[UnanimousDelivers]

@lankyGigantic .. except for all the funny. "Loading screeeen"

[lankyGigantic]

Yeah, at least freeman's mind guy cuts out the loading screens.

[Nombombs]

2:00

Ok lets go

[CrveniGavran]

holy shit your voice acting is awesome :o

[godofdarknes]

besides the lag its a great video

[anonymousguy99]

Breen does look like Sean Connery.

[Ryunosuka]

'maybe you'll find someone else to help you...

maybe Black Mesa

that was a joke, haha, fat chance'

[silenceissveeet]

lol

[Gabthemaster22]

LOL :D you are cool

[sashkod]

awsome dude

you got my subscribe :)

[iF3llOffaBr1dge]

what the? E to pick up object? what did they do to my eyes?

LOL

[poohhopper]

Lol. just gonna stick this crate right about okay that should be OH CRAP ahhh.

[rougeloverboy2]

It was ok, i give it 4/5 stars...

[googleeaterwoot]

"was that you knocking?" so fucking awesome

[Tez710]

haha, i just had a revolutionary thought, it wont work unless im with someone else...lolz

[cghygyy]

LOADING SCREEN!

[TheTrueThps3m8]

Haha. "HOLY SHIT DRUG BUST!"

[MrModger]

not funny

[Pseudodynamic]

Not very funny, lack of action

Like nothing's happening

[fpscreatorfan]

LOADING SCREEEEN!!!!!

[KonVeger]

@fpscreatorfan TOASTYYYY~~~

[tobiashawk8]

ps alt to walk if that helps :D

[LTChaosLT]

litle bit laggy

[theyiddish]

When you post stuff about what's happening in your movie IN THE MOVIE, it's NOT FUNNY.

[DenEimaiAnorimos]

hahahahah

[wakkanda]

impulse 101 then fucked his face with a crowbar

[UTEproduction]

i somewhat watch this almost evry night bca its justtt tooo funny and i thot quarter life halfway was the first episode...then i learned and saw the first ep.for the first time

[maximum1212]

lil bit laggy for meh

[Iomodachi]

HOLY SHIT DRUNK BASTARD lol

[Frankmuddy]

The sounds of the ghosts of children playing was a nice touch.

[cheeseburger2356]

I like this version better! Half life one sucks. It was good for it's time, but I still like half-life 2 better, along with all the parodies that come with it.

[TheGmanFan1]

guys you know you need to pick up a crate? i threw all the crates outside and one respawned the whole time.

"AHHHH! au! my f****ng legs! ahh"

[Miismu]

LOADING SCREEN!

[elliphor]

*whack* ahhh! dude! WHAT THE HELL?!

[Getyourspartanon290]

funny as hell

[tarjeiT]

awesome! i loved it xD

[SanguisDiabolus]

Lol when I first played this game I waited in line for a food packet but never got one. I was so sad, lol

[footinmouthindustrys]

me too!

[Miismu]

Me too.

[Walker2057]

@SanguisDiabolus

same :(

[shockwavewriter]

@SanguisDiabolus I did the exact same thing.

[Unstablerko]

@SanguisDiabolus me too lol :D

[jakelw2000]

@SanguisDiabolus I STOOD THERE FOR HOURS i thought once i got it i could go through the blue forcefeild things

[MrUndergroundtattoos]

@jakelw2000 im the same as both of you

[youtabeer]

@SanguisDiabolus

I did too :(

[RavenholmHunter]

@SanguisDiabolus Really ? I thought im only one that did that !

[Dah3llboy]

@RavenholmHunter

I DO THAT TOO :D

[RavenholmHunter]

@Dah3llboy I figured I needed one to pass on :D

[shn223]

a got soda a got soda...

[footinmouthindustrys]

thats Dr. Breen's... well you don't wann know

[vertibirdsoldier]

laggggggggg

but it was a cool video!

[guardianangel67]

omg rofl

[MrIan233]

"ya ill just jump out th- OH CRAP!!!" ROFL

[Overpunk2098]

Half Life 2 is 1 of the best games made by Valve ever!

[xXTHAGAMETHEORYXx]

the bag has a combine mask nostrle peice 4:08

[CalxP]

lol LOADING SCREEN!

[LastZombieEver]

Theres an achivement on the X box for throwing the can at the guard before you put it in the can

[DownWithPie]

At teh place u ended teh vid i like to throw stuff out teh windows.

[sufy1000]

Funny stuff!

[thetank2121]

see saw see saw see saw SEE SAW SEE SAW!!! lol :D

[andeby12321]

lol its fun

[hotfuzznarp]

r some

[Makoflakes]

sweet

[Lieutenant116]

funny vid, kind of a rip off but this is still funny

[Gunhaver666]

While this is sorta of a rip off he is fairly funny.....its way better than the other rip off one i saw.....i cried for 3 days

[Gamewitzer]

no u

[BleachHeather]

I liked it o.o

[Caerlean]

Oh it's terrible

[Sprite141]

Oh good god no, are you NARRATING?!

That has to be the worst idea ever.

[Makoflakes]

watch freemans mind... narating on mute protagonists is hilarious

[Baugher117]

yeah really it's better than this junk.(no offense)

[BobbytheAwesome]

This is bad and you should feel bad.

[jmd3700]

why did yoiu say whos gordon?

[Lieutenant116]

its a joke

[federico1616]

16 fps LOL

[federico1616]

16 fps xD

[chriscos123]

oviously this isn't a "freemans mind" copy, cause thats aint gordon freeman

[Scourge666]

meh - got nothing on Freeman's mind

[flufflesthepancake]

YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!

[roxas53]

this is like freemans mind

Expect freemans mind was good.

[SgtHydra]

And didn't say the same joke four times in a goddamn row.

[AnitaCio]

Freemans Mind sounded too fat for me.

[zck20200]

1:59 XD

[Forak561]

HOLY SHIT DRUG BUST

[vibyjocke]

What a copy cat, just like freemans mind except this was totally dry :(

[omfgzhax]

holy shit drug bust

[Cptfalcon54]

"whos gordon?"

[Raxamataza]

I was thinking that Breen looked a lot like Sean Connery as well... Before I knew he was Breen, I thought he was Sean Connery

[ralord89]

I got soda! I got soda! I got soda! I got soda!

[darthevader64]

OH CRAP!!!! OHHHH MY FUCKING LEGS!!!

[WimpoD]

Funny video, but had to stop watching it because of the annotations. Just couldn't get into it when you're saying 'This bit is totally improvised, I came up with it on the spot'.

Try not to buff up your comedy though with self-indulgent gibberish.

Great vid none the less!

[danm36]

Turn off the annotations. Click the arrow at the bottom right of the vid and click the thing thats highlighted red that looks like a folding page.

[allanmunro1993]

turn off the annotations

[Casin04]

I just had a revolutionary thought.........LOL

[katringa]

... Okay this is hilarious, I rofl'd a lot. Great job. DRUG BUST!

[dualbryant]

funny funny!!!!

[angusm33]

the first time i played this i had no idea who barney was (since he was so *cubey* in half life 1

[gta4player48]

lol "im gonna get out of here before i get my ass kicked. OH CRAP!!!"

[machnama]

of cores all metro police are frick tards

[Benadeto]

Dude, this rocks.

keep it up!

[balooc2]

lol

[MeltyColor]

vewy funny and vewy cool! ( 5stars)

[machinimafan77]

did you get the idea for this show from freemans mind?

[MileyDOMOKUNpugs]

MAKE THE SEQUEL! I MUST SEE IT!

[ftpaddict]

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