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  • 1:00 she eats like a cow chewing cudd :C

  • wow..love the video..Thanks alot!

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  • I wanna be blue.

  • omg i was just on AOL right now and i clicked one of these little videos and it was a howcast video go check it out 2 vids on aol. fyi i just wach howcast for comments and the lols

  • okay this "green-thing" has gone too far

  • 1:40 FUCK BOTTLES

  • how to be green at work? be a mexican

  • i don't want to be green ......

  • Okay... I agree with every bit of this except the window thing. Opening windows allows dust, pollen, and vehicle exhaust into the building. For anyone with allergies, which is most people, this is a no-no. Ask any Allergist or ENT.

  • Cool

  • I pissed out green at work

  • this whole green thing reminds me to go red~

  • Revolution against the bourgeoisie?

  • @Ipod touch. Wow I didn't know any of that!!!!!!! Mostly because I'm only 12!

  • *gets ready for bed and plugs off computer*

  • recycling is bad for the environment

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  • ya because shooting humans is freaking terrible for the environment!

    Hey captain Stupid this was a go green video not a stop the violence video! Not that killing people is a good thing(its bad, don't do it kids) And don't stop making bullets!! How can you shoot things then?

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  • What the fuck are you talking about? Use bullets for mammas milk? What the fuck does that mean? You don't know me, i'm not a guy who is all about going green, I use bullets for hunting. And I don't think the production of ammo would be back breaking for the environment. So your the moron who can't think. Bullets for milk, fucking retard!

  • Lol.

  • This is sad, if people need to watch this to know what steps to take.. like using a real knife and fork.. we're in trouble!

  • I wonder if she uses rechargable batteries in her vibrator.

  • u r rite

  • Nice vedio

  • Nice vedio

  • If there is anything that makes me want to be green.

    Its not watching this video.

  • In the words of George Carlin...

    "The Planet is fine

    But, The People are Fucked"

  • GOT IT! ... never mind!

  • ... serious question ...

    I accidentally added this movie to my favorites... don't know how I did it. (or why) ...

    I need to un-favorite it... can somoene tell me how... Sorry I'm a little GREEN with Youtube

    (See what I did there - BAD PUN)

    But i'm serious ... help me out!

  • go to your favorites and there is remove button

  • i dont live in US. so cut this crap. go to hell.

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  • Is this video a joke? I just can't tell anymore.

  • if you want to green at work.. quit your job, move the woods, live in a cave and eat bugs and grass..

    otherwise your message is all in vain!

  • Green, yeah...I want to know how to go violet at work. Any suggestions? Check out 'kyle's alone time' and let me know. I wanna go violet so bad!

  • im going to do every thing she just told me not to do

  • im not sure how i got to this vid, but i was watchin funny stuff then i thought this was gonna be sorta funny, wat the eff

  • Cool!!

  • How to kill a tree hugging animal loving city fool that has no clue about weather and agriculter and has to watch a show on how to do generic life stuff! Step1 Buy a gun! Step 2 buy a bullet step 3 Put it in there head! One less CITY GREEN IDIOT in this world!!

  • i'm waiting on the how to be greened at work video thatd be funny

  • Ha. "Yeah boss I need to spend this week at home so I can save the environment."

  • How selfish are we if we do not start to think green not for us! But for our kids!!! and there kids Because right now we have 6billion people on the planet and if you think were not draining our natural resources now well in 4o yrs we will have 12 billion and so on .. Do the maths! But like I said We will be fine! Unfortunately thats how most think!

  • right cuz the worlds population doubles every 4 years.

  • good stuff - plus nicer experience with real cutlery and napkins anyhow.... and bottled water IS the devil. they've already convinced us that we have to pay for water and most those things don't get recycled.

  • Drink your own pee, save on water by not flushing a refreshing drink down the toilet with fresh water..............seriously, just be as cheap as you can, live every day as if you are in the middle of WW2.  Be a greentard!

  • Howcast go see a psychotherapist about youre white liberal guilt you need help

  • great video but mine are better than yours

  • I refuse to be green! I will not have hippies direct me to do anything

  • i am not a hippy

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  • gr8

  • Actually reusable glass containers would make more sense if going green. Nice vid otherwise

  • glass containers ? Hippie talk! Cant have this

  • nice tip! the movie would be somewhat more interesting though if it had some humor

  • Interesting you should mention this. While your quip was creative... Using Crap as fuel is actually becoming a reality as we speak. They are calling it the green coal. Maybe you could make a little money from the poop you have saved up! Go Green!

  • ¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ post to 3 other vids

    ¨°º¤ø„¸ Copy „ø¤º°¨ press F5 twice

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    ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º look at ur backgroud

  • I'm PRO CHOICE I REFUSE TO RECYCLE .I REFUSE TO ALLOW THE TOTALITARIAN GERNIEEN TO INSTRUCT ME ON ANY BEHAVIOR.CHOOSE YOUR OWN LIFESTYLE.iF A SOUTHERN BAPTIST TOLD YOU LEFT WING RADIALS HOW TO LIVE YOU WOULD GET YOUR GUN IF YOU HAD ONE GET RID OF THE TROUBLE MAKER!

  • BUAHAHAHAH! I love how youre TELLING everyone to choose for themselves...isnt that, in itself, hypocritical of you!!??

  • me diseram isso no meu msn

  • people stop posting this fake stupid crap like someone died so he goinf to kill u anyways it says jumped up a bridge which made no sense since its supposed to be jumped off a bridge stupid and u thought u were smart

  • Scientists at MIT in collaboration with scientists from University of Tutrakhan have recently discovered that excrements emit gases in the atmosphere which contribute significantly to Global Warning or Warming. Therefore do not defecate! Defecation hurts the environment! If you, nonetheless, need to defecate, put the excrement in a plastic bag and keep it frozen in the refrigerator. In its frozen state excrement does not emit greenhouse gases. Go Green!

  • You are so right

  • YEAH!! SCREW THE WORLD! I cant be bothered drinking tap water. Give me bottled water or give me death!

    The right's knee jerk reaction against reasonable and easy green solutions is so entertaining.

  • How to be green at work u may ask well first u have to wear a hulk costume then u will be always green at work

  • How about wear a T-shirt that says: "I believe any stupidass Californian that tells me I am bad for my environment."

  • none of these people look even slightly green.

  • This is pretty cool.

    I made a video called "One World" which is inspirational if your interested.

    Also check out my original poem "Hade's Pomegranate" and tell em what you think!

    Just trying to make a difference...

  • lol 1:40

  • Its really weird lol

  • I dont think most of you understand that the gases on the planet are continuously trying to reach an equilibrium, so if we add to much of one gas to the system, all the other gases are effected, and a series of reactions occur that lead to excessive heat being absorbed and released which results in violent weather changes. Also, reducing use of things that use elec, and release co2, also reduce the amount of toxins that are produced as bi-products. and there not telling you to stop breathing

  • Do not fart! Scientists at University of Tanganika Davis

    have recently dicovered that fart gas contribute to global warming.

    If you have to fart, fart in a bag and seal it

    -you could use it later as a balloon at your birthday party. Such a balloon will be called green-fart-birthday-balloon.

    Go Green!

  • its annoying your because Media is subconsciously forcing it on you from every angle...green is a scam

    there is no GREAT popution/warming going on...

  • shittest thing i have ever seen!

  • Take this Avice:

    1. put your finger on your nose

    2. hold your breath for 5 seconds

    3. say the name of your love

    4. that person will ask you out on the next Friday

    5. you will have the best day tomorrow

    6. if you don't copy and paste to 2 other videos you will have bad luck and die in 2 days

  • These people uploaded their video five days too late.

    April fools' is on the first.

  • The best way to be green is just to quit your job and be a bum and live under the open sky. When you work you need more energy and you have to consume more food that is a big drag on mother earth.

  • Do not fart! Scientists at University of Tanganika Davis

    have recently dicovered that fart gas contribute to global warming.

    If you have to fart, fart in a bag and seal it

    -you could use it later as a balloon at your birthday party. Such a balloon will be called green-fart-birthday-balloon.

    Go Green!

  • piola

  • green is a lie market scam

  • How to be REALLY green?

    STOP EXHALING, you snivelling necoms.

  • hai guyz! look how greenz i am! im saving teh polar bears!

  • whats the point of not using stuff, it doesnt stop the factories from making it.

  • thats cuz GREEN is a marketing trick...the issue is not real...its another lie...you know like G. Washington being the first president or pluto being a planet...

    GREEN is a scam...marketing for your money thru your mind.

  • george washington wasnt the first pres?

  • Ah! thank you for the comment. I thought everybody was pulled in by the "green" trend and "saving the planet"

  • Thank you guys dreadlaw and rockhardsolid, I just hate the people who get pulled into this thinking they're "Doing their part, and Saving the evironment"

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  • sick dude

  • i've benn watching this video for 1,5 min. when i got it, that i've spent 1,5 min. of my life, which i can't return!!!

  • If you´re on Youtube you have those minuts to spare. Dont kid yourself.

  • What a Crap xD

    I thought its about Weed xD

  • I like when the guy slaps the water bottle away at 1:40.

  • RATE THIS GAY ASS VIDEO A 1

  • You know we won't be running out of trees (and therefore paper), right?

  • RATE THJIS GAY ASS VIDEO 1

  • BULLCRAP

  • Stopjunkscience first used the phrase... A 'Bush-Shoe' in the face... The Bush family worked with Hitler and others against humanity to get richer and more powerful. It is fitting and becoming increasingly popular as the favoured ANTI NWO MANTRA....

    'Bushshoe' to you... 'Bushshoe' to you... 'Bushshoe' to you... 'Bushshoe' to you... 'Bushshoe' to you... 'Bushshoe' to you...

    It is a MANTRA OF FEARLESS RESISTANCE so use it every day to reinforce and strengthen your amazing life-force.

  • you americans lack so much of common sense, even simple solutions to lower energy consumption seem to be so fucking hard for you....

  • hey you, video producers, it's FUCKING COMMON SENSE TO USE A CERAMIC MUG AND RE-USING PLASTIC CONTAINERS, you nutshells. Some ideas are good, I don't want to put that out, but please please, don't go to work with the intention to impose your ideas on others.

  • You Environmentalists are the NEW HITLER YOUTH!

  • I wish the Environmentalists would stop reproduce themselves. THEY are the PLAGUE of our time. Just as Hitler was over 60 years ago. Same methods, different colour

  • I don't care about the environment.

    I don't recylcle and I don't want to be green.

    I am unemloyed and don't give a shit about this rotten world.

    Big companies pollute and why should I recycled?

    Fuck the whole world!

  • wow.......... seems u dont care about our future..... im 12 i bet because of people like you polar bears will be gone by the time when im 30

  • I agree with you 100%. I live with 6 people in this house and we have one computer we share and no tvs, radios or other electric stuff. We DO have an ipod and an air conditioner though.

  • georgescott12345: Do you have a single piece of evidence for that claim? There is absolutely no reason to think that polar bears will be gone (or why that would matter or have anything to do with humans...) by the time you are 30, caring about the future is not to change your lifestyle for the will of alarmists.

  • The only Green I care t get from work is money and right now I'm unemployed. Fuck you very much Obama.

  • How to be obnoxious 101. This is just another way for women to feel as though they're making a difference. Infact the difference is extremely insignificant.

    These are the same women who bring their own bags to the grocery store proclaiming that they are "saving the environment." It's a joke.

  • Wish reality was that shallow evane. I'm on an energy sustainability and a recycling committee for a billion dollar company. We cover this stuff all the time. I only actually watched because of the committees and figured id shoot it to the deputy director running all of it.. Me personally i could not care but ill make the extra effort when its not overly inconvenient.

  • Most of us work for Billion dollar companies. The money just doesn't end up in our personal bank accounts.

  • Yea I'll be sure to open the windows and not print stuff so my boss can expode on me.He'd really like the work from home idea.

  • The most "green" way is: stop reproducing offspring, then all kinds of resource consumption could be cut down.

    It's true, no jokes.

  • haha, yep, but who would be there to enjoy that nice global warming free earth later on?

  • Lol so gay

  • LOL, hey did YOU know that turning computers and servers on and off everyday causes more frequent costly breakdowns AND wastes time/money that could be spent better elsewhere.

    Also did you know that 1 billion dollars in a year is a pretty small number over a years time nationwide even if it didn't waste time, money, and damage equipment that will need to be replaced.

  • Sure I am, and I can prove it. I simply don't do what the television (aka, the idiotbox) or massive corporations tell me to do. Arctic ice is growing, not shrinking, Mars of all places is getting hotter, and we're cooling off. Pretending like we have control over these things is illogical.

  • Internet.

  • You're only talking about CO2, actual total pollution is more than that. Look at Malaysia and where they "recycle" ships, they dump all forms of toxic materials into the water, and none of it is CO2, China has rivers that you can't wade through, let alone drink, without being seriously hurt by toxins. It doesn't help that CO2 is more closely monitored in the US than anywhere else in the world, not just Gov. but independant organizations as well. Who's monitoring the other places?

  • CO2 is combined with a lot of other things that makes it reasonable to focus on CO2 also. But yeah there are other things than should be banned completely but that is not realistic with CO2. And the solution: "but what about them? They are also doing it!" is an excuse used in kindergarten and not to be used elsewhere.

  • You'd try to ban a gas that is naturally emitted by all living things, if it was "realistic"? A gas that contributes only 5% of overall greenhouses gasses and which is produced primarily by the oceans, which for some reason ignore the legislation banning their output...

  • All right. Ill explain this one more time just for you:

    The burning of fossile fuels which have been buried deep in the ground for thousands of years contributes to a net gain of CO2 in the atmosphere. Get it now?

    Trees and other plants have been able to use the CO2 which is the waste product when we exhale thus creating a sort of balance lasting for quite some time up until now if the experts (and they are experts) are correct.

  • You mean, people like Tony Blair hailed as experts at the 2009 copenhagen confrence where your point is made, or leading climatologists like Richard Lindzen who were hailed as experts at the Heartland institutes confrence which supports mine... Because for some reason I don't take the word of politicains whose lead scientists disagree with the political nature of their lies over the word of the science. So yeah, try some factual statements next time.

  • Wow. What a redundant comment.

  • You sound like a textbook. Its funny how plants grow faster around motorways... if you increase the concentration of co2 plants breathe out MORE oxygen. Benefit. win.

    If plants breathe CO2 and one human being gives out 1000 times more co2 than a car does every year, i suppose we should dispose of people? And climate change happens all the time, the earth is always changing climate. This is a govt excuse to tax more and get people to unite behind something to control them.

  • Sorry, I was using simple logic and common sense. See, if America cuts its pollution by, let's say 75%, that wouldn't have nearly the effect of India or China cutting their pollution by 33% or so. Therefore the net gain would be greater if we concentrate on the largest total polluters. Hell, most other countries outside of Europe, and the North American continent use leaded fuels still anyway, let's talk to those guys.

  • So true. Apart from the facf that CO2 is not a pollutant in any meaningful sense of the term.

  • Thats a simple lie. China recently became a larger "producer" of CO2 but USA has been ahead a looong time and per capita you are still far ahead. And of course we should help 3rd world countries to pollute less - one of the means could be to make them use the money from CO2 quota to frog-leap on green technology.

    See? Ppl thought this through you know. You havent.

  • I assumed you wouldn't actually read what I typed, so allow me to redirect you to what I stated above. You may notice, hopefully, that I clearly stated total pollution. You see, there's lots of different kinds of pollution, like chemical run-off from industry and agriculture. They've trumped the U.S. for a very long time with regards to total pollution. Construction in China is more than 10 times as active than in the US, and they have laughable pollution standards for their machines/cars.

  • That might be true. But were do the products produced in China go? They have a growing middleclass but A LOT of what is produced in China is exported to the West. But thats a whole different matter. CO2-wise USA is still pretty far ahead per capita.

  • Just me personally, if I had to pick between reducing the amount of CO2 released into the air, or reducing the toxic chemicals dumped into our water supply, I would lean towards the toxic chemical side of things, especially since CO2 is a naturally occurring gas, and clean water is a priority. At least more of a priority than reducing a gas that I am now exhaling.

  • Luckily its not a matter of chosing one of them. Regarding chemicals it is either ( and mostly) an national matter where you have to try an influence your politicians nationally.

    The other can be a consumer issue where you state that you will not buy products which have been produced in a certain way using certain chemicals.

    And regarding the clean water then the forecasts are that some areas get less rain and thus less access to clean ground water supply. All thanks to climate changes.

  • What does "green" mean?? It means "empty-headed".

  • what

  • So many green vids because they're busy trying to indoctrinate the population, hoping we don't stop to analyze the actual science.

  • Arctic ice is growing, look up the environmental times, they have an article on the subject. Also I heard mars is getting hotter too, but maybe that mars rover is actually a land rover, /shrug.

  • Thanks for the effort! It will take all of us working together to help heal the earth.

  • LOL!!! I get at least 15-20 of these a week, send some,but delete others...such a pain in the ass.

  • Most of this fits into the category of already known, the rest falls into impractical or really not that positive.

    The lighting example for one does not work for proper health and safety aspects in where I work. There would be far more damage done from all the painkillers taken from headaches in improper lighting that people having them on.

    Recycled paper is not of good enough quality for business purposes and scanning hand written notes (trust me).

    Telecommute = slack off + unknown hours.

  • dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name will appear

  • Learn how to type, tard-o.

  • gay!!!!

  • I think that the people who actually don't care should just not listen to this, if they don't want to argue. I think that's best. People have to be careful of what they do here because they can really harm the earth if they aren't carefull enough with handling their everyday products. I think that people have the potential to reuse recycle and reduce the number of stuff they have( as in paper bags and plastic bottles. Plasic bottle ARE reuseable!) around the house.

  • people should pick up after themselves, too. A lot of people are inconsiderate! Think about the whales. Of course they're big enough, but inside, they might have the same organs we have. They are also mammles like us so we can't pollute the water with all those harsh chemicals. It's rude. Think what it'd do to us? All those harsh chemicals are not as good as you think they are. They might be good to clean your house with, but they harm sea life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Whales are MASSIVE!