Shit Asian Dads Say

[rainibabo]

du ma =)))

[shaxin80]

You guys are awesome! I can't go a day without watching one of your videos. I can attest to the coughing incidents. I seen that more than I'd care to say. lol.

[shivam0198]

I know you just searched the word "shit" in the search bar.

[IPGFalcon]

FUCK this is so ture

[WallyWadeMovies]

Dude, i was so depressed for the past hour that i was worried to go to work. And by chance i clicked this video and it made my day. Thanks.

I love the part when you tried to put the tape in the stereo. Thats my favorite part.

[Emmanprince]

i kill you until you die lol

[iKamerus]

Vietnamese dads do dis lol :D

[amazinggrace1455]

lololol

[JuiceTinNerd]

0:44 That part... Thumbs up if you think the video is funny but that was kinda racist.

[grantharr1]

@JuiceTinNerd Its just a joke

[LilMissFlirty101]

@JuiceTinNerd It's kinda supposed to be racist?

[cinderellaprincess12]

SO CHIP

[26BubblyMadi]

oh my god! i love this video!!!! im asian and its soo true

[LiXiang93]

I did Med cuz of that :D

[thatsMrtroll2you]

i typed in shit

[thonthon285]

are you vietnamese? i heard some dirty vietnamese :))

[setalaka]

THIS IS SO TRUE! THE FRUIT AND THE BACK SCRATCH HAHAHAHHAHA just like my dad

[boy638]

You still own that Saab? Full Respect.

[rlentnot]

He swore on his 2nd attempt at parking LOL

[tranquanganh95]

0:53 "Đụ má" lol

[SuperRasputia]

RESPECT YOUR ELDER!

[Danlchannel]

Lol "maybe!"

[AManNamedCM2]

0:44

[sonejenn]

he swears in vietnamese and i think he spoke korean

[michaelt523]

This might be the best of these videos i've seen

[TewwBhaddBruhh]

You sound Hispanic.

[ibethellama]

Lol, sick "Ong ngoai" status XD

[CB4SN13]

not as funny as the asian mom one

[KESchup]

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btw, this video is awesome!

[KweensBlend]

KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE.

[EldenR]

dont 4get they work on gundam kits all day lol

[KHRxGokudera4]

" Du Ma " Woot Viet 4ever!

[wilsongb100]

0:19 "Diu" LOL!

[GingerPanda42]

1:28 - 1:38 made my life complete. (:

[xDHahha]

im the 40,249th person to like this video...i feel so special :)

[Terps]

"rap music is black"  hahhahahahahahahahahahahaa

[AmyDamable]

)I showed my mum this and she thought it was hilarious , she said it was just like my dad , then I showed her the shit asians mums say and she got mad at me ... but she said it was accurate ! :

[sowzz]

0:44 hahahah

[shog077]

1:25

[alex16ed]

The flip flops and the coughing is dead on lol

[Dancediva124]

No boyfriend till youre married...haha



[scazerooonie]

I haven't laughed so hard in so long ha haa

[TheLostStories]

0:19 always....

[iTalkToooMuchh123]

So Cheap

So Cheap

SO EXPENSIVE.. SO EXPENSIVE!!

[theresistancerises]

I KILL YOU BEFORE YOU EVEN TRY TO DIE!!!

[clanOT]

SO CHIP SO CHIP SO CHEEEP

[esing6991]

the parking parts were the best.. that shit true as hell

[MUN4eva]

LOL "I kill u till u die!"

[ganbazx]

Omg the wrapping remote thing is sooooo true.

[BruvixVG]

OMG i lol'd when i saw him wrapping his remote with plastic. my dad does that too

[lelebeebee]

oh my, the hair wig is so disgusting!!!!

[MissLuvStory123]

So Cheap

So Cheap

So Expensive

So Expensive

Rap music is black

LOL xD

[Toomnyusernae]

I can't wait to get older, get my wool vest, slightly hunch forward and hold my hands behind my back.

[nabowpho]

There is no Asians in my school just me in public school in Boston !

[rich763690]

''no FUKING!!!!!'' LMAO!

[RiptideTingYeah]

No Boyfriend Till Marry

best lone :)

[hellangel58]

Lol whats with asian parents and black people? haha

[ALXPB8]

Unco Sam from Best crew auditions!

[Taxafolia]

lolol omgggg the directions, the video cassette, the dohhhh maaaaaaa trueeee storyyy

[Dreamstar519]

omg! the plastic wrap around remote controls = =

[tashiajae]

rap music is black....bwahhahaa

[MeHasLife]

LOL the asian mom is way more accurate

[natashapaiz]

It's funny how much shit people say

[theilikecheesegirl]

When he said "RESPECT YOUR ELDER" I thought he was about to say "RESPECT MY ATHORITAH".

[jadorebeauty13]

RESPECT YOUR ELDERS! #yeahbuddy

[xMarshmallow1]

kay what the flying fadoodle does he say at 0:05

[bballerforlife1994]

@xMarshmallow1 "My friend daughter born da docturrrr"

[aazapf]

brilliant..



[vietanhdr]

Du ma !!!! ha ha ha



[Abstractedthought]

I've had so many windows rolled up on me... lol

[89runfaster]

"no boyfriend till you marry!" LOL

[Jidic]

i laughed so hard that my throat&stomach hurt,

no boyfriend till you're married:)))))

[PartyOnGarth7]

1:47 LOLOLOLOL

[strawberrysunshineee]

omfg i died that was the funniest i laughed so hard

[strawbskiwis]

LOL, this ACCURATELY describes my dad and grandfather. I love it! (:

[kymbigNsexismith]

This is SOOOOO funny and I'm black!!!

[1001wow]

This. Is. My. Father. HE'S ALSO KOREAN!

[Sushi24Lover]

LOL!!

[RawrRoarsAlyssa]

do yew do guh in schoo?

[cherrypops12]

I KEEL YOU UNTIL YOU DIE.

[mrKane123000]

I'M ASIAN AND THIS IS SO TRUE!!!

[TayViolette]

OMG THIS IS EVEN MORE FUNNIER THAN THE ASIAN MOMS VIDEO XD

[Wizard101Triton]

SO CHEAP SO CHEAP SO CHEAP

SO EXPEEEENSIIVE.

[JordanDragonW101]

NO BOYFRIEND TILL YOUR MARRIED.

[misterfreehugs]

LMFAO! 1:45, 1:43, no sleepover, & no fucking xD pinnacles of the video :] but you should change the title to shit vietnamese dads say :]

[Dan33482]

Asian cultures, family ties and orientation are better than any one else. You know what I mean.

[Lexxybx]

Im black and I understand this video 100%



[IamJolandandOthers]

Rap music is black!!!! xD

[diamond4367]

I KILL YOU.

I KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE.

I KILL YOU BEFORE YOU EVEN TRY TO DIE!! LM AO!!! XD

[xpixelati0ns]

omg that's Thuan Phat Supermarket O__O

[YEWJAN1]

@bladesilverwing21 wat was it?

[naturallyshelley]

Only Asians will FULLY understand this video!

[jimbobhk2009]

@naturallyshelley i'm not asian and i get it

[BeeZee1992]

@naturallyshelley

Im not but I completely get it

[SenatorHollister]

@naturallyshelley Maybe Because its about Asian Parents ... just maybe... stupid bitch.

[fatboi828]

I'm black and I ALWAYS lock the door when a black person walks by the car. lol.

[assasindroid101]

@fatboi828 fuck you

[hahaWTFH4X]

@fatboi828 LOL

[Zeldafreakguy1]

Lol that's what my dad does to b/c I am Chinese also

[chokokat95]

0:54 =))))))))))))

[aznjohnny15]

LOL I GO TO THAT SUPERMARKET

[kakaismyhero]

so funny lool and so true

[narutomeansspiral]

This dad needs a Death Note...

[bladesliverwing21]

Im vietnamese and i understanded what he say on 0:54

[WhySoSeriouslvl27]

Rap music is black.

[OMGxitzD3]

lol @ 0:45

[MegaSuperMegaAwesome]

1:06 lol, that's me

[JBieberLove1994]

so funny...hahahaha

[p00platys]

I kill you, before you even try to die!

[SmartWaterAddictx]

this reminds me so much of my dad and i. hahaha we're not asian though:(

[shakea128]

"Why you not doctor?"...Lmbo

[GreekSinger2009]

One of my professors is literally exactly like this. Now I can't sit in class with out cracking up. Thank you for making that class a little more bearable lol

[bunnygalxoxo]

0:52 i literally died

[RatedT4Terrible]

"WHO DAT BOYY? ARE YU VIRGIN?" HAAAHAAA

[atomicpineapples]

SO CHEAP!

SO CHEAP!

SO CHEAP!

SO CHEAP!

SO EXPEEEEEENIVE!

[KilluhBriss123]

I kill youuuu

[kekeke42789]

You forgot the part where Asian parents scream at you about what a failure you are and how everything you do is messed up...

then 5 minutes later ask you for a favor.

[deathsreaper200]

that asian chick is sooooooooooooooooooooo hot....

[loveswintertrees]

LOL 1:04 i die.

[jaelinjanae]

"No boyfriend until you married!"

[manowaraxbjj]

the only thing didn't hear was YOUR NO GOOD! thats what my asian friends dad always side to me evey time i went over to my friend house to hang out

[HappyandLonleyPanaz]

All the people dislike because this is there DAD

[GoEatSomePocky]

omg he went to the store like tht! ahah

[tnviroid]

DU MA!

[moolah120]

My dad does the whole remote covered in plastic wrap thing, lol!

[appesci77]

so cheep

[jasontranable]

Du Ma

[OneShroomTooMany]

SO CHEEP SO CHEEP

[jaypark1996]

0:59

korean people know LMAO

[josephnigito]

awesome! 

[Adrian87104]

he forgot the KOYYOOOOOO

[TheLilbluegirl99]

Hahaha you totally filmed it in mekong !

[kennedemann89]

I kill you until you die xD LMAO!!

[OMGWTFitsmichelle]

my dad does the exact same thing with the back scratcher

[damnn53]

lol ill kill you until you die

[Blueskybelly]

uncle sam?

[73Mako]

No fucking LOL

[coopmuch56]

SEW CHEEP

[mrcf2207]

LOLLLL my dad is crazy like this

but we're not asian! hahaha

[CazeDesigns]

0:48 omg just same with my parents, guys says like "take the first left, and then a the first right, and by 50 you will see the supermarket", they fucking take a left many minutes later, and conplain to me why i dont listen to what the man said...

[saifwahid]

Reminds me of Buk Lau.

Like a Sumbaudeeeeeeeeee!

[gumroxmysox123]

@saifwahid i was thinking the same thing!!

[ahhahahaahahLOOL]

@saifwahid BIG BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[way2tehdawn]

@saifwahid Fuck your whole famiry.

[FrinxYell]

0:47

-derp face- Uh huh, uh huh, oooh uh huh huh.

[inspirationhug]

hilariously accurate. <3

[MrHaacan]

So expcessive!

[JustynIsSoForeign]

Who dat boy?!

You virgin?

Rap music is black.

[RetardedAndRandomTV]

WHO DAT BOY

[sakuracherry1998]

'no boyfriend til your married'

...

lol dad teaching how to cheat XDD

[chrysalis72]

hilarious! well edited , really funny, observant and creative. What about asian mums next time?

[ItsReallyDestinsMine]

I kill you until you die XD

[YoitsrObynne]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Funniest guy

[snakeboyguam10]

1:27

[theredheadphones]

No boyfriend until you are married LOOOOLLL

[mralphe]

HAHA I LOVED THIS!!!

[amally22]

LOOL I'm Pakstani and this is basically my dad. But then again, Pakistani's are Asian sooo.....

[3rett1]

the black guy walks by and he FUMBLES SO HARD TO LOCK THE DOOR!!!!! LMAO

[SoFlippinEstadic]

Omg i died When he locked the car!!! Hahahahxp

[Anatolian90]

I am Turkish and this applies to my dad all the time especially the tapping of watermelons.

[glowinthdarkveins]

i fucking love this video too much

[CraZyGuh888]

i kill you until you die! i kill you before you even try to die!!! lmaooooo

[Torn2Roses]

hehehe.... worst part is now I'm acting like him too!

[redblaze90]

Haha "No boyfriend till you married!"