@fletcherjarvis if I hear you talk about your fucking kit one more time i swear to god. ITS FINE FLETCH. I'm moving it back up to daves room if you really don't trust me that much.
@CosmoJarvis It's my fucking baby you mug! That thing means everything to me. Even in this video you just spontaneously smashed your bookshelf. Haha. I just wanna pack it up mate. The ring on the bass drum is already close to splitting right through. Email me a number or when your on Skype so I can speak to you about NR.
Cosmo, I wake up to this on Christmas morning. I AM GONNA BE IN SO MUCH SHIT WITH MY MOTHER WHEN I YELL AT HER "IT'S A JOYOUS FUCKING OCCASSION". I hope you're happy ;)
I love Cosmo Jarvis MERRY CHRISTMAS TOO ALL!
Robert8547 1 week ago
I'm glad that someone else out there rambles on in different voices as well xD
Cosmo, you should do a Russian one. Russian accents are awesome. Seriously, it's been proved by scientists that they are awesome :)
ParvanaMarilynn 3 weeks ago
best ending ever. and you have really nice teeth.
infernalinferno 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Just watched it again. I crease up every time.
fletcherjarvis 1 month ago
Funny as fuck. Please look after my kit.
fletcherjarvis 1 month ago
@fletcherjarvis if I hear you talk about your fucking kit one more time i swear to god. ITS FINE FLETCH. I'm moving it back up to daves room if you really don't trust me that much.
CosmoJarvis 1 month ago 6
@CosmoJarvis It's my fucking baby you mug! That thing means everything to me. Even in this video you just spontaneously smashed your bookshelf. Haha. I just wanna pack it up mate. The ring on the bass drum is already close to splitting right through. Email me a number or when your on Skype so I can speak to you about NR.
fletcherjarvis 1 month ago
BAhahaha. I don't see how people get this drunk. I'm in the bed before I act this way.
SebastienCade 1 month ago
I worry about you. Be beautiful and powerful and without regret.
leewah1 1 month ago
LOL How much did you drink?
witchazel68 1 month ago
@witchazel68 nothing. Its acting.
CosmoJarvis 1 month ago 2
Did you just say you were going to have sex with a chicken..? O___O
Oh fuck this made me laugh X'D
Lilmisspink101 1 month ago 2
lol the ending
merry fucking xmas
morag815 2 months ago
CHRSITMAS IS A FUCKING JOYOUS O-FUCKING-CASION
soooyeahhh 2 months ago
I feel the same way, Cosmo...Thanks for the Chirstmas video!!!!
darkangel4405 2 months ago
i cant tell if this is real or not?:L.. i really thought he was drunk throughout, but it just seemed a bit staged?:L
MooseFacex 2 months ago
Is that guy trying to spark a joint throughout the whole thing? :L
Uncharted2 2 months ago
God you're a cockhead.
You make me so fucking happy XD
Dannawhin 2 months ago
When Cosmo left the room i was praying he would ram back through the door
dplepte 2 months ago
Ahhhhh Cosmo you make me laugh, u make all of us laugh :D
SinaKirmse 2 months ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS COSMO YOU AMAZEBALLS OF A MAN. :') xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
flowerducky 2 months ago
ahahahaa!!
Merry Christmas, Cosmo.
thisbechrisable 2 months ago
Cosmo, I love you! Merry Christmas to you and your friends and family too!
zereprd 2 months ago
Merry Christmas to you too lol.
Chasetherat2000 2 months ago
Just a bit bizarre. :)
mikeybear69 2 months ago
Well... Have a good one yourself!
Fex13 2 months ago
Fantastic xmas song/
Jimplicit 2 months ago
Cosmo, I wake up to this on Christmas morning. I AM GONNA BE IN SO MUCH SHIT WITH MY MOTHER WHEN I YELL AT HER "IT'S A JOYOUS FUCKING OCCASSION". I hope you're happy ;)
TheSpiritOfFallout 2 months ago
FUCK CHRISTMAS IT IS NEVER A JOYOUS OCCAISION!
Camoool 2 months ago
you've been drinkng the myrhh again.. see you in january amigo ::)
SkinZ666uk 2 months ago
Best fucking Christmas video ever!
dharmapupil 2 months ago 3
Merry christmas you awesome person you
AhmeeKMC 2 months ago
Merry Christmas buddy:)
Uncharted2 2 months ago
Nice one cosmo not afraid to be yourself
accesser 2 months ago
Haha, great video. Merry christmas!
Bobster930 2 months ago
Merry Xmas Cosmo!
SquornshellousZeta 2 months ago
What a nice way to kick off christmas... :)
1pnoe 2 months ago
...I was watching The Snowman just before I moved on to this. The mood whiplash has made my head spin a little.
(Merry Christmas, Cosmo! Your gig in Bristol was one of the highlights of my year. Sorry for chattering inanely at you.) x
hurricanecurls 2 months ago
INSAAAAANE :D
flowerducky 2 months ago
This is fucking brilliant :L
mattgamer95 2 months ago
Ha!! Classic Cosmo!!
marcusbyrne 2 months ago
im gonna have sex with a chicken HEHEHEHEEEEEEEE
JimmyFeign 2 months ago
Can I be your chicken?
DerekWilliamsMusic 2 months ago
Cosmo, you need a spanking!
CanTake8 2 months ago
Lol drunk cosmo.
rollinruby 2 months ago
Can't tell if drunk or just Cosmo. :D
SeddyRocky 2 months ago 94
Happy Birthday to you Cosmo!
I love you
For my present you could give me tabs for every instrument and every song?
nerdking7254 2 months ago 25
some lovely banjo action, Cosmo
crubba 2 months ago