HIGH TIMES Presents: Drug Test Guide

[ProfessorMcDank]

Did that baseball thing really happen?

[AssyMcgee17]

Am i the only here that notices tha guy with his dick hangin out? really

[fletchman5435]

@AssyMcgee17 it's not his dick dumbass



[SWGstarsider]

How did I get here... I googled ACT tips..

[korreyjurosek]

wHY ARE SO MANY KIDS EATING POWDER JEL-O FOR THEIR DRUG TEST ????

[dollazstarr]

He mentions repeatedly theres no guarenteed of passing your drug test with any products and hes just a salesperson trying to push his products. Now im 25 and the only guaranteed of passing ur urine test 100% is SURE GEL. Thats old school. One of my co-workers told me about it and of course this person was 55 years old and to me he didnt even look like a pothead. But the point is SURE GEL this product is what makes jell-o be jell-o. Its powder though that you pour in 1 liter of water drink it al

[badmann514]

@dollazstarr certo does not work dont waste your time drinking alot of water and urinating alot before the test is the only way to beat the test

[navpreet1000]

@KillaKushTv thats probably just Californias number lol.

[curtmastor]

this is what kurt cobain would look like if he got off hard drugs and didnt kill himself

[lastdayinsin3]

I think "was intelligent" would have sufficed.

[grammaton6leric]

@curtmastor kurt cobain wouldn't be that old, if he were still alive

[Yieiuu]

@Boogonomotry Clearly, stoners aren't good enough to stock inexpensive underwear, flip fake-meat burgers, insert groceries into bags....

[CaptainGratiot]

There's gotta be more than 5 million people that smoke everyday, every smoker I know smokes daily.

[JEFESHKA]

mmmm aa excuse me rick,,,,rick,,,,psssshhh psssshhh riiiick theres a guy with his penis out standin behind you!!!

[diegelingful]

he said there is no longer the whizzinator....then he tells you about the whizzinator? dude must be high as a kite

[xwallinx]

@diegelingful yeah i didnt understand that either. but thats god damn brilliant while it lasted. i love how he mentions girls prefer the small tube and not the generously sized fake flaccid penis

[Zeppelintroll69]

5 People don't like America.

[imabosnian]

@KillaKushTv ABOUT 80% OF PEOPLE WHO SMOKE WEED DONT ADMIDT IT

[diemerlol]

lol the number of people who smoke weed is around 3 billion people around the world in total

Did you know that at least 61% of the people on your block smoke weed?

[ejacobsen777]

@diemerlol Soooo a little over half of the entire world population smokes weed? You sure bout that?

[cheep666]

we should be judged by the quality of our work now the quality of our piss!

[SpasticSeamonkey]

Of course the street number of the drug testing location at 1:15 is 666, hahaha

[IAmMichaelMyers]

I can't believe companies still test for marijuana - a drug that is a hell of a lot safer than alcohol. not to mention the fact that I've found marijuana users to be a lot smarter than heavy alcohol users. What a messed up country...

[DrKushBurns]

@IAmMichaelMyers for a country built on lies.. i'd say we are doing pretty bad with ourselves. "Put the power in the hands of the people.." shit, I don't have power. I can vote, yes, but in reality its a unitary system. They put the people into the parts of government that they want them in. They call it democracy.. I call it dictatorship hahaha

[5tonyvvvv]

@IAmMichaelMyers AGREED! Tobacco and alcohol is whats killing People!! But since the government gets plenty of taxes from the two. they dont give a shit! Its all about money and control. Our government is a bunch of uptight greedy ASSHOLES!! Not mention DEA clowns would be out of a job! lol

[afterapplepicking]

THC CAN take up to a month to clear your system, but that's actually extremely uncommon.

Most wake-and-bake-everyday stoners will piss clear after 2 weeks. Once you hit 3 weeks you're basically 9 out of 10 chance to be fine.

[perleatsworld]

2:35 you can tell he's a stoner. He set his alarm for 5:53 PM

[shorewoodisgay]

how did he know i was staring at it!!!!

[sehru89]

i should really subscribe to high times, but i spend all my spare money on weed

[spartan5689]

hahaha dude at 432 lookd high as fuck man i wish i was there right now

[alexrulz911]

so... did he say that you have to flush out your system for 30 days? without toking? or just several days before the test?

[ShinandJoeHrsh]

this guys fukin awesome

[machetey]

it still sucks how you can lose a job for havin takin a puff of marijuana a while ago. where as your boss can get coked outta his gourd regularly and not get caught.

[Wheeler2112]

Thankfully I am skin-n-bones lol!

[williams233378]

were can you buy the wizzinator?

[tokemeister420]

Rick Cusack > Obama

Period.

[narooko]

Is there anyway I can get one of these or something similar now lol?

[btownkidd06]

Do what i did easiest way i was blazin 2 days before i had a surprise piss and blood test. At the lab area i had to be watched as i pissed.

I had a high fever at the time so i drank 3 cups of water and 4 Advil pills. After the test were done 3 days later doctor phoned went to see said i passed no drugs where found i was shocked? Advil i think helps some how not sure

[gumdrops27]

So what about people that aren't white? How do the use this thing?

[yeathatguymatt]

@gumdrops27 paint it black

[dethbysnyper]

@gumdrops27 he says it comes in many colors dumbass. l2listen

[gumdrops27]

@dethbysnyper

Fuck you it was a joke

[Sh0ckandAWE101]

Rick Cusick 2012

[indiansoph59]

ok guys i need some help i only smoke very seldem (once or twice a month) and i didnt know i had a piss test coming up when i take it it will have been a week and a half since what should i do to make sure i pass?

[Shadowkunakari]

@indiansoph59

Well, either sub, or try to drink a lot of water. I would recommend taking a practice test asap to see where you are at.

[indiansoph59]

@Shadowkunakari its all good i got the job

[rcf0501]

Greatest video ever. "...sometimes shit happens, and when shit happens to you, you gotta take care of business." That was truly inspirational. RIck Cusick for Prez!

[britnyrocks1]

"gods own stoner"

[voltes666]

even if you drink and piss alot it wil still take 1 month for a everyday smoker to be clean?

[JeffyPDiddy]

this guy is awesome

[angee273]

we have a right to get high and i think it is bullshit that we are required to get tested at work...oh well let me finish smoking so i can fo to work.

[fidefreestyle]

lol

[gumdrops27]

@angee273

I agree it's rediculous

[Jneezer]

i thinnk its more than 5 million also.

the fact we get drug tested is a violation of our FREEDOM!!

[sta2434]

wow this video actually told me info i could use, fucking stupid stoners on youtube all say the same shit,.... i should get those diluters hahah

[marktsheppard]

good video and good ending

...and I chose abstinence

...gotta be a man about it and not smoke

...god dammit, I miss it so much, especially when everybody else smokes and does other shit too, fuck!!!

[thefatmanmx]

I feel you man, but we have to show the people that say that marijuana is addictive that its just not so! I had to stop smoking in order to get a job, and I sometimes do feel the urge to toke, but I just gotta man up and drink a beer instead. haha I will eventually go back to smoking, but for now, as much as it pains me, I have to pass on that purple kush blunt.

[SEXUALTlGER]

LMAO at 4:48

[ScottRMcpherson]

i thought George Carlin died..

[Joe77477]

"This video may not be suitable for minors"- well what if a minor has to pass a drug test? lol

[ScavengerData]

it says "666" at 1:15 on that piece of paper :D

[gumdrops27]

@ScavengerData

Terrible

[WVliberty]

i think its more 5million

[KillaKushTv]

fuck it if they take all this shit away, everyone knows someone with clean urine. :)

[robchev08]

WHO KNOWS IF AUTO ZONE TESTS

[LLCoolJohn]

lol that guy is fucking awesome!!! lol

[passyourdrugtest]

the part about drinking water and b12 is a proven failure risk , all the products shown are known scams (except the synthetic urine)

[mcgoo721]

Yeah I think they mean to say this. but it helps flush you out.

[prestontami]

the wizzinator sounds like a great idea but employers in my area give you a medical with a hernia test so when the doc fondals your nuts and asks you to cough he is going to see your urin bag you cant even hide it under your armpitt because they ask you to take off your shirt and rotate yor arms so in my neck of the woods there on to that method.

[mugein]

sounds like u need a new job =)

[passyourdrugtest]

urine substitution ? PASS-IT KIT.

[Grosse666]

na you scammer-hoe

[Mar1bolo]

the whizzinator has worked for 5 jobs for me. almost didn't work twice. the first time i used synthetic urine and the lab called and wanted me to re take the test before they closed for the day. it was a close call but i managed to find a friend and use some real pee in stead of the synthetic. the second time i almost got caught during the physical. "okay sir, could you please remove you pants" oh shit! i just grabbed my pants, boxers, and whizzinator and pulled everything down at once.

[Mar1bolo]

so remember:

1. don't use synthetic if you can find real pee somewhere else.

2. assume they are going to ask for a physical with the drug screen. practice with water in the bladder and plan for the worst.

3. if you live in a cold climate, or it's a cold time of year, be sure you can heat the bag up to body temp somehow. (i used a hair drier one time.)

[idonthaveacoolcar]

lol my mom made me take a drug test so i pissed half way in a cup and filled the rest with water smoke weed evry day Jamaican shower every morning

[JacdCat]

If ne one can answer. I'm 5'10" and 230lbs. I smoked everyday for 7 yrs. then stopped on Jan 16. I was clean for 31 days then smoked a dime of shwag over a 10 day period. Then I was clean for 45 days and took 5 hits off a joint. Then I was clean for 37 days and smoked a small bowl. 6 small hits to make it last. That was 3 days ago. I don't have a drug test that I know of, but it is possible in another couple of weeks. How long till I'm clean? Days? Weeks? A month? Answer if u can.

[brettdebar]

According to a (vague) THC Calculator (first result in Google if you search "THC Calculator), you should be clean tomorrow, May 25th, 8 days since smoking a single bowl.

That calculator is pretty vague but I adjusted for your mass, etc.

Exercise and water and you'll be fine, by my reckoning (I'm a dang good source on drug tests), by Wednesday (borderline). By Friday you should have no worries, whatsoever

[JacdCat]

cool.

thanx.

[timjd860421]

you think fri, sat and sunday(including today) would be enough time to at least pass...mabye not be totally clean, but pass?

[madmage171]

everyone know im going to be honest you may not like what i have to say but the only way to passa drug test is to dont do them. now etox drinks and drinking a fuck load of water makes you piss clear so its obvious to the tester you have beeen drinking alot of water unless the tester is dumb you may pass

[SwadedDrummer]

well guys if your worried about your test read this

i smoked about 2 times to 3 a week and i was getting tested the next day after being caught so that night i cleaned my shit i had drank 16 bottles of water... yes this is dangerous but didnt hurt me. and the next day i passed the test. so you can do it in a day

[phsycobillyfreakout]

thank you so much you boosted my confidence xD i have one tomorow and i have been drinking a fuck load of water

[nbctc]

did you pass?

[phsycobillyfreakout]

yea lol phew =) lol im just gonna get my mate to piss in a bottle 4 me coz ive got 12 onths of drug testing ahead lawl

[outsp0k3nmime]

congrats, but just because you luckily passed doesnt mean everyone else will.

[Kestrel845]

this may sound nasty but, i passed a drug test by have a friend piss in a condom and then i closed off the one end and taped it to my leg, it sound nasty, and i'm not gonna lie, it is, but if ur like me and forgot u have a drug test the day after u and some friends smoked an O, it works, ur leg even keeps it warm......smoke on

[passyourdrugtest]

thats the original substitution way however cutting the condom is not easy . a small bottle kit like a one shot makes it way easier

[Egregious35211]

Fool proof way to pass a pre-employment drug test. First, I'm an avid smoker and had a blunt on Saturday and had to test on Monday. Here is how I passed:

1. At least 6 hours before your test, start drinking 8 oz. glass of water every 15 minutes.

2. At the top of every hour, drink some gatorade or vitamin water. this is to keep potassium in your body and keeping your ph balance within reasonable levels.

3. Take some B12 1 hour before your test. this will give your urine color.

[passyourdrugtest]

water will not change the ph so drinking gator aid will not fix anything. because nothing is broke. you probably had a cheap probation piss cup test . people taking a lab test cannot dilute with water because the cratinine and specific gravity levels will be too low and it will read inconclusive or diluted ...that a FAIL.

substitution with "fake it" synthetic urine is guaranteed

[passyourdrugtest]

PASS-IT KIT the whizzinator replacement that you wont get busted with.

[detox402]

i smoked today may 3rd, should I start drinking water now or wait till a few days before my test.

[FrosDOwnz]

Start drinking water NOW

Excercise/Sweat as much as you can

Drink plenty of water that day and take B complex supplements.

If you don't dilute too much you shouldn't fail for dilution. How much was this and how long ago?

[Xxbadhabit420Xx]

i wonder if high times drug tests to make sure you have thc in your sysytem

[FrosDOwnz]

lmfao

[curtmastor]

@Xxbadhabit420Xx lol just to make sure your not a phony.

[Sniglet82]

Hmmm... i smoked out back on the 14th of this month. Couple of j's. Before that i hit half bowls every other day, i've not smoked since then, i have a beer belly and i MAY have a drug test coming up on the 27th of shortly there after. how am i looking in professional opinions?

[ibluri]

so, how'd your test go, sniglet? I'm in a fairly similar situation...

[Sniglet82]

well, my job didn't even test me lol. however, the day before i thought i was going to have the test my mother in law paid for me to go to a lab and have a pre-test. i BARELY failed. the lab guy told me that was as close as i could get to passing and that if i had about another 5 days i'd be totally clean. so for me it took about a month and a few days to get clean.

[yungrippHRK]

ur rich

[WVliberty]

DID you smoke everyday or about everyday?

[locc2brain93]

how often did you smoke

[drewbsdude]

ha ha ha ha

imagine playing baseball on acid man

i would definetly freak out like crazy man

[uapotts21593]

Great stuff thanks for the help I would like to see more informative videos like theese in the future

[passyourdrugtest]

PASS-IT KIT the whizzinator replacement that you wont get busted with.

[empire562]

looked like i was watching THATS 70 SHOW:)

haha

[randymoss327]

hmm...if i smoke all day on 4/20 and try and get a job around May 20, will tha THC be gone?

[passyourdrugtest]

yep

[303Miles]

The best part of the vid..... 6:09 LMAO! He's right!

[passyourdrugtest]

pass it kit has the easiest to use single hand undetectable reusable kit made.

let me show you how its done.

[likestohavefun2]

Does hightimes magazine give a drug test to their perspective employees? And if it comes back negative then to they not get hired because they don't do drugs?  Random thought...

[uninvitedhost]

passes all my test i think. atlast i didnt go to jail for failing. just stop two weeks b4 a test. drink water youll do ok..

[IRSFRAUDEXPOSED]

The PASS-IT KIT is easier to use

[Brian7490]

Rick Cusick is the man.

[fixed92]

too bad the government is passing an hr bill to make these illegal.

[IRSFRAUDEXPOSED]

and what bill is that

[passyourdrugtest]

SEE US for "FAKE IT" synthetic urine . the drinks, flushes and additives will all fail you. the whizzinator takes 3 hands to operate and is known for getting people busted .

[karlchilders34]

I piss for enjoyment..not employment! LOL

[chicagorilla93]

lmao

[MrZEEL33]

Damm I need a job...

[Ashkeeper]

WOW, this didn't do shit

and that dude with the fake penis, wishes it really looked like that lol

[rhythmUSA]

great video!!!

[bonis317]

im confused... at first u said the whizzinator was outlawed or somethin by the government?? then you told us to use it?? can we still buy it or what?...

[SkeksisRule]

they still sell it, but they can't claim that it's to help you pass a drug test. Just google it, or google synthetic urine.

[IRSFRAUDEXPOSED]

no they have a sister company sell it that are hiding from the fed. the raids will probably continue others were raided who didnt get prosecuted they were making too much money and saying it can pass dot test ... not too bright.

[dabears8163]

are court drug test the same as work drug test besides a guy watching u

[stivesixsixsix]

when shit hapens to you you have to take care of business

[joelvitta]

best quote of all time

[anarchyclayman]

that dock ellis story is funny

[Thrice13]

Ahahahahahahahahaha

[6ead6an6ance]

That is one cool MFer.

[aruble02]

Good video! I like the quote at the end.

[SMoKUSH420]

haha that sucks hardly any jobs drug test here in canada except the government jobs and doctors

[chick5581]

This video is really good! I love youtube and how it always inspires me to keep watching more! haha it's true (= entertaining stuff when i'm AT WORK!

[Chick6517]

LOL subscribed! A much eaiser way to beat it is to get into the closet on next to the first aid kits. It has 1 point of entry and with four people

[dannydanko420]

Drug Testing is un-American.

[MetalRulesDan]

It is but law enforcement doesn't seem to care much...

[semrock]

Legalize Marijuana!

[showmetheinuyasha]

yeah! Then there would be no drug test bullshit! =D

[larryholloway2008]

thanks rick good advice

[WhoRonPaul]

i like to subscribe to channels like this just to annoy law enforcement and make them waste money on checking into every detail. its fun. i dont smoke it but i am for legalizing it and even moreso legalizing HEMP as a viable green solution. thanks

[RaisinToastie]

Oh yeah! Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was busted the day after 4/20, in 2005, at an airport with a Whizzinator! Maybe that did get the Feds interested....

[Bishop0313]

The Wizzinater got killed by the NFL. Drink alot of water but don't drown yourself.