Worst Movie Scenes of All Time: Episode 36

[Deavi783]

Hey, I didn't know James Belushi did action movies.

[NielsLauridsenMusic]

I was like ok when is he going to break his arm

[enemig00]

DIEEE STEVEN FUCKING SEGAL!!! JUST DIEEEEE

[thebest129397]

that was gay

[Poodleinacan]

I was waiting for a head spin that never came...

[tubenachos]

This fighting asian was so annoying I would've just shot him.

[finalcut75]

I am amazed that he got up...

[FlyingBanana213]

best fight scene ever

[YouAreABunghole]

So.. Is this what 2012 means? The end of Yo Mama jokes?

Well, I thought Seagal's weight would actually bright the earth's rotation to a halt, causing some of us to burn and the rest of us to freeze.. Oh Well!

[ARMIV4]

Ah yes, the flea-infested capoeira branch of the spastic-monkey style. A very lethal martial art, in the world of Steven Seagal.

[brokenblade45]

that's like caporiea... monkey style

[flmbyz]

Seagal just wandered into the physics defying room...but his weight kept him from being able to participate.

[thebakerman1]

Used to LOVE this guy but Segal's movies have gone down hill since the 1990's. Personally I think has last decent movie was "Out For Justice", but that's me. Most everything he did from 2000 on has been b-grade crap. That's why everything he's made the last 12 years has gone straight to DVD.

If he was serious about movies he should have lost the weight and cut that brillo pad hair off his neck and produced something other than always being some federal agent avenging a family members death.

[Sol417]

I wanna be able to snap a towel at someone and have it tie itself into a perfect knot on its own...damn Porkchop and his superpowers...

[sean311973]

This is BULLSHIT!!! There is no way Segal can move his fat ass that fast!!

[BSAroyalty]

Steven Seagal is a badass 'nuff said.

[Ghostmooner]

you think this fight scene is bad, you haven't seen keanus' last b-movies where he fights busyness men in suits and they fly all over the place like superman.

[zthompson69]

I own this movie, and I don't remember this scene at all...

[thebakerman1]

@zthompson69 "I own this movie, and I don't remember this scene at all"

A lot of times you'll see scenes from the TV version that were cut from the DVD or theater version, which are sometimes added to TV to make up for scenes that are sometimes cut due to nudity or language scenes.

I've seen plenty of movies on TV that included lots of added scenes because of this. They will also include cut scenes for TV as "filler" to fit the 1.5 or 2-hour TV time slots. There are a few reasons they do this.

[abmaximus]

ah, c o m e  o n ! it was just a nice homage paid to all those asian karate/kung-fu movies where rules of physics do not apply. nothing really crappy about it imo.

[tietie1424]

LOL the people out the window are just casually walking by while segal fights this little jumping monkey demon man lol. I'd totally stop and watch

[suteners2111]

i liked his early movies, but latest is so crapy

[Tralman1965]

Brilliant! This guy filled up with helium before fighting!

[Dem0D1ck]

Oh, the monkey "scratch behind the ears, then scratch the nuts" style.

[zybanday]

@Dem0D1ck lol i was wondering why he was scratching haha.

[cockmaster2006]

where is chuck norris?

[Dem0D1ck]

@cockmaster2006 Chuck Norris is pursuing his other hobby, conquering another universe.

[rsery2000]

Seagal cant do any love scenes since he cant take off that leather coat which is supposed to hide that he's fat but doesnt.

[thefatman69dude]

man his characters in his movies have zero luck with women

[AdognamedOp]

Stoned Monkey style.

[Baldoxxx4000]

No gravity in there...

[TheTalibans24]

that chinese dude hitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttt

[kijkesaan]

Welcome on board on DBZ airlines. Take a seat on my back and I'll fly u everywhere u want.

[Ole4735]

why is he flying?

[AsuranFist]

Dragon ball fighting.

[Trancemaster2052]

I really hope Seagal is done making movies. Let's face it, he kicked ass in the early 90s but now he's just a fat, 60 year old man trying to look cool in fight scenes where they're actually performed by a stunt double most of the time. Steven Seagal is a relic of the past and he just makes himself look like a fool in these recent movies. Retire already!

[WhiteTiger225]

@Trancemaster2052 When did he kick ass in the 90s? I must have blinked and missed it! Protip: When doing martial arts based on grappling, Spaz Slap the air as much as possible!

[Trancemaster2052]

@WhiteTiger225 Haha well I thought some of his early movies actually had a decent story line and pretty kick ass action sequences, like Marked For Death, Under Siege and Out for Justice. I could actually watch the whole movies and enjoy them. He hasn't made a good movie in about 15 years... at least.

And yeah the spaz slapping is pretty much something he's perfected HAHA. Also defying the laws of gravity while in super cheesy slow-mo.

[SirMicDre]

By far the best fight scene ever!

[CLoWnnSkuLL]

I fucking love this movie.

[danning1]

(*Note: If I ever got a call and my daughter answered the phone.)

DAUGHTER: (smiling big) "Hey dad, you aren't going to believe this, it's Steven Seagal!!! This is sooo cool. And he says he wants to talk to you."

ME: "Okay, hun, give me the phone." (she hands me the phone) "Hey, Mr. Seagal, I just have one question for you sir. Is there anyone in the entire world who actually likes you?" (then I hang up before he even answers)

:-D

[wintersnoob]

I totally hate the actor. His best movie is "Executive Decision(1996)" where he starrs with Kurt Russel and where he dies in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

[wintersnoob]

No gravity?

[kairosmaxima]

Steven Seagal is so dumb, all you have to do is act like your dead and he'll believe it

[fctiger74]

LOL, WTF???? I love the fact the guy hops around like he's Spider Man in space and Seagal fat ass looks like a moon that can never leave orbit. I didnt think it would really be that bad...but I was wrong lol.

[theprimadancer101]

fake no gravity moves

2:08

[Brygelsmack]

That Asian is like a spider with rabies. 

[PsychotronicWar]

I didn't know Neo was a barber...

[SpiritKurama]

fuck gravity

[PainInTheAssInternet]

Tip #1 on interrogations:

DON'T disallow the individual being interrogated from speaking.

Tip #2 on interrogations:

DON'T kill said individual due to them not being able to speak.

[SpartanXIII83]

"The man who killed my wife." The plot line for every Seagal movie.

[JESSEARCANE90]

soo..i quite like steven seagal...despite the fact that he is a prejudice prick and can kick my ass to a bloody motionless quivering jellatine like pulp...hes alright... :)

[DireWeevil]

Yep, that was pretty bad.

[WatchMyAwesomeVideo2]

@DireWeevil What Seagal film besides Under Siege 1 & 2 and Out for Justice isn't?

[XxAWSOMExXLAMBOXxRS]

lol he thinks hes a break dancing monkey

[theblacksheep1000]

haha they just live actioned his recording studio at Seagal Enterprises

[blackbel4T]

I can understand why he uses stunt doubles, but why some of his lines are dubbed over by another guy I don't understand can he not speak for himself?

[fctiger74]

@blackbel4T Because apparantly he's so fat now, when he talks too long he gets out of breath! ;)

[Fawful5]

WHAT?! He chokes a guy to death when there was a perfectly obvious ceiling fan to throw him into?! What bullshit!

[leoleon08]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXX!!­!!

[MaddDogg81]

I'd be embarassed if I made taht scene. His older late 80- early 90's shit had realistic fghts

[bigfellalixnaw]

Steven Seagal is so fat, the fight scenes have to be sped up in order to make him appear he is moving at normal speed.

[deguimerautube]

@bigfellalixnaw hahahahaha

[EuromanMovieReport]

and scene is from which movie?

[TheZombifiedGuy]

I enjoyed watching all the oblivious people walk by outside. Luckily for them, they didn't witness this terrible sequence.

[hapies]

2:14 he kinda sounds like duke nukem lol :P

[DarkFilmDirector]

@hapies You're right!

[dcsparkles]

Is the asian dude possessed or something? (Director) ok cut... now monkey stance, superman, matrix, now cha... cha... cha...

[dfowler1976]

wow, the asian guy can walk on walls, and do 1000 degree spins, how could he not win? One of the most realistic fighting sequences, in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

[ZUPERCURTIS]

That was pretty awesome in it's own shitty way.

[AAAAAGGHHH]

0:47 Seagal flappy hands. A very intimidating move.

[AAAAAGGHHH]

0.47 seagal flappy hands. a very intimidating move.

[JedoDre]

The asian guy must fight two enemies at once - lice and a man in need of another burrito

[VoodatheJuggalo]

Steven Segal used to be such a badass.

[mrmabstoa]

He has to fight people sitting down! Cause his back hurts?

[BenHorrell]

more like worst hair cuts of all time

[coryboy345]

Crouching Fatman, Hidden Asian?

[bootstrap52]

wow, he got strangled in like 5 seconds

[za2ed00z]

apparently this short guy was abducted by scientist for experiments, he was mistaken for a monkey because of the way he acts. as a result of the experiment he gained an abnormal low mass which makes him able almost to float in mid air.

[crazyknight2008]

i thought i was watching some lost movie of the matrix for awhile there lol

[deadsmiles58]

ehh it's possible

[OutForAMeal]

Stop using stunt doubles Seagal you FAT FUCKING CUNT!

[MrSkippingteep]

Did the monkey man have aids

[DistortedMannequin]

Are they fighting on the Moon?

[Coolestmovies]

Jesus, could they HAVE any more people walk buy that window?

[Postaldewd]

lol thats such a dumbass fight scene haha

[kaya17able]

so many laws of physics broken the physics police must be in pursuit

[rsery2000]

does he really think wearing a big ass coat in EVERY scene hides the fact that he is obese??

[level242]

I saw a fly strip hanging from the ceiling.They must be in Arkansas

[valk4life]

It makes you wonder how he turned into such a fat fucker.

[mrgb46]

Getting pretty tired of the Matrix style slow mo fighting in these movies and getting tired of Steven Seagal not getting hit or hurt in any of the fight scenes.I mean,he's good,but not THAT good,right? Besides,wasn't that stunt guy in a few of those fight scenes? Looked real silly and comical to me..

[sathyayork]

So if that asian guy is mimicking a cat, then i guess seagal is doing a walrus or a whale perhaps

[sathyayork]

That asian man seems to be the result of leon trotsky's illegitimate affair with a chinese woman 

[2010Barbon]

wtf?!!?

[gigablega]

Damn, choked to death in seconds, and I was wondering why no one outside ssaw them, but i guess it just looked like one guy was in there since asian monkey guy was just off the floor the entire time

[a3teeni]

how did they missed that guy on the exorcism sequel ???

[GrandPoobahChuckyB]

steven, i am disappoint...

[TheRegart]

That skinny guy really sucks if he can defy gravity and still get his ass handed to him

[Joelomite]

This scene is PURE COMEDY!! At least that was the intention, right? I mean, a spindly little Asian guy running around and scratching himself like a monkey is pretty amusing, isn't it?

But wait, it's supposed to be ACTION?? Oh dear, I guess I'd be the only one laughing in the theatre....as I tried to forget the money I WASTED on this caca!!

[Camelsarse]

Has anyone noticed that Steven Seagal kinda wears the same clothes in every movie...........

This leads me to believe that the money they saved on costumes for Seagal was spent in the obviously VERY expensive wire team used in this scene.

Amazing.

[KingOSketchKomedy]

I want that room

[PriestOfFilm]

why does every segal movie nowadays have the same re-minced plot?

'You killed/stole/ate/murdered my son/daughter/wife/best friend, so I must now fight/shoot the gang/syndicate/mercenaries/com­pany to get revenge.' Paint in some explosions, gunfights and exploitive nudity of random women extra's and BAM; you have Segal's contempory career.

[21Assasin]

@PriestOfFilm Thank you Eagle Eyeyou have succesfully pointed out what we already know. Why does every youtube comment have the same re-minced plot. this actor/guy/girl is gay/dumb/shit/not gay enough/ugly they should die/get laid/ get a new career add in the misguided self entitled sense that the commentor could do better, and BAM, you have 85 % of all youtube comments.

[PriestOfFilm]

@21Assasin I'm sorry your so offended. Plus I applaud the effort you went to copying the format of aformentioned post - how many minutes did you waste on that effort? By making it a sweeping statement about many youtube posts you are apprently more worthy than; you aren't making any concise attempt to criticise me or anyone else. If you did, I'd be vaguelly obliged to call that an opinion.

You judge a person by merely printed text on a computer screen and you'll realize you've missed somethin

[21Assasin]

@PriestOfFilm no, i should sorry YOUR offended, was only joking, I'm also sorry I broke your thesaurus, vicariously of course. anyway, given all that information, I wasn't trying to criticise you.So you actually took that as an insult? Uh...okay, sorry i guess. I assure you though i'm not offended that you think segal's movies are all the same, like I said we all do.

[PriestOfFilm]

@21Assasin it's alright; internet - especially Youtube comments - never usually do sarcasm well lol no insult taken dw; really I was replying tired/slightly hung-over so.... I think it says more about my wrong-mindedness than yours haha

[frobinhood]

atleast the music isnt half bad.

[TheConciseStatement]

I'm... still not quite sure what I just watched. All I know is it was not good.

[tatazavilastroynik]

sevilla matrix

[RaVerGaBe]

how did this asien dude get his asskicked he can basicly fly... -_____-..



[SamuraiX6288]

No point in flipping the geravity defying monkey man around... he'll just float it off

[uppadharmai]

haha..this guy gets knocked and then starts running on the wall

[jediknightgeo]

Ummmmm...WHAT THE FUCK did I just witness???

[C0mmanderEddingt0n]

Somebody get that muthafucking monkey some lice lotion!!!

[TheBlackFocus]

I HATE this movie for this fight.

How stupid you have to bee to produce something like that?

[RadicalDreamer17]

@TheBlackFocus

While I love asiat people and things such as anime and video games... I always hated how there always seems to be people flying in the air for the sake of cool (yeah, right) fight sequences. Gosh... no gravity indeed. No realism... so ridiculous. But so hilarious too, ah ah !!

[devospud]

why even bother to blur out the wire? you're not fooling anyone, movie.

[fowlfeet]

so the fact that the asian guy has supernatural powers has nothing to do with this movie?

[jaewhalee]

too fake

[DavidBandicoot]

Im sorry I just don't understand why this scene is here att all?

Do you really think they would even make the scene if it was not supposed to be like that???? First of all...ITS A MOVIE!!! Second of all...Does no one here have any imagination? Third..are you telling me you have never seen unnatural fightning scenes in any other movies? I just dont get the point. The scene is cool and that is what makes it special. Its supposed to be that way.

[SamiOpsChief]

1:24......No body walking outside notices the fight?

[lesio80]

Say whatever you want but still Steven is the greatest motherfucker ever!!!

[solipsism101]

This is a comedy, right? Tell me it's a comedy.

[MrChronos1]

well it depends if this is bad or not is this supposed to be realistic

[SuperNintendoBrotha]

How did steven segal get so fat it couldn't be from his countless hours of training right

[samcwic]

I remember when Steven Segal movies were at least watchable. As for this clip, I really don't know what to say about it. It's just bizarre.

[rha101]

It's like watching Raymond Burr trying to do martial arts.

[shaundavyhi]

the chinese guy really took advantage of the no gravity room by crawling on walls hahahahaha i love how segal is able to spin him around in the air lol

[textthing]

Aww, he fell asleep. All that gravity-defying must be hard work.

[TehZorzGuy]

I have not yet seen a Steven Seagal movie that didn't insult the intelligence of the world. You could easily combine the titles and subtitles of all of his films into one big, long, and stupid action flick and you probably wouldn't be able to tell when a new movie had begun. They're all the same garbage over and over and over.

[violinmerchant]

wasn't that Jackie Chan?

[textthing]

Wait. Who said that? 

[shanemc68]

Seagal is so fat he has small asian men orbiting around him.

[DailyGameNooblet]

@shanemc68 That's just not funny even if it's relevant to the video.

not funny

[xXxstunner]

@shanemc68 hahahahahahahahahahahahahaayha­hahahahahahgagahathaagA XDXDDDD !!!!!

[NaboAdv]

@shanemc68 AHeheauaehuaeheauheaueahuheueh­ueaheuheauaehueah!!!!

[javisambora]

@NaboAdv spyro 2? HAHAHA

[peterstrohm]

@shanemc68 I never tire of that comment.

[Phaedrusgr]

@shanemc68 Hahahahahahahahaha

[princesstamika]

That is a bad stunt double. lol.

[SANTO253]

maybe they fight in a room at NASA

[Houston4444]

1:49  ROFL realistic

[CreamyorChunkyProd]

Movie: Out For A Kill

Yea your career segal

[flurgorg]

As soon as he grabbed the towel, the other guy had no chance

[vlogmeoff]

how do u turn get a man to do a black flip mid air by flipping him with ur arms..all the while..still airborn.great strength seagal..u da man.this is the best thing ever..matrix aint got shit on this

[H83tr3d]

Even without gravity , Seagal's career is going to Hell !!

[joepas3333]

was that drunken hampster style?

[chris200830]

Super anti-gravity chinese foot vs ordinary towell

towell wins!

[evildeaddrew]

Seagal has his own gravitional pull.

[gardengrowsevenonefo]

hes a mutant

[MrAbolishReligion]

He should have let off a death fart, just to have the final word.

[udum24]

You know, if this were in real life, that guy would fall flat on his face and i would facepalm.

[paiholl]

oh, i get it! he's attached to the ceiling fan!

[remixsolo]

I couldn't help but laugh my ass off at how nonchalant Seagal was about the whole wall scamperin' thing.

[StoneColdSergio]

Who still watches Segal movies?

[whitestripebuzz]

Yeah! No one fucks with Segal.

[Slowyslow]

That was terrible !! A barber shop monkey fight?!?! Hang that head in shame Mr Segal , hang that head

[thomas1984esc]

this is the top of worst seagal scenes....please tell me this is a joke, not a real movie....

[QwerV2009]

1:13 , 1:56 - 2:04 :

The Exorcist Part 5: The Exorcist Hits Asia

Now this scene is beginning to make more sense. :P

[AuraAurora]

What the blue fuck was that?

[devastateurface]

Seagal's body mass has obviously warped the gravity in that room.

[Aztexwarrior]

@devastateurface thats the coolest thing i ever heard you cant escape steven seagal he has his own gravitaional orbit get too close you die

[no1emissary]

seagal your a fat cunt lmao!!!!! i give up on him after seeing underseige 2 now that is a crap fest and the effects are pure stupid looking

[adam95s]

the only thing keeping them on the ground is the fan!

[Coolestmovies]

I didn't realize anyone still used that old B-movie technique where you show one person's face while the OTHER person is talking, so you loop in whatever dialogue you want afterwards. That is such a friggin' CHEAT.

[matoxmetronome]

i personally like steven segal movies, but this is ridicilus XP

[howletthowl]

i don't know why but seagal's jeans really popped out in this scene...

[BATCHARRO]

I love Steven Seagal's stationary aproach to fighting a highlymobile oponent. I don't see why "he" didn't move, since a stunt double this the grunt of the work. Such a sad state of affairs when you need a stunt double for "stands around" "stunts".

[paloman95]

I don't think that they were serious when the made this scene...

[thedevo01]

I have doubts too.

[ZeksterMesker]

Don't touch him Steven, he has ze FLEAS!!!! 0_0