Official Duke Nukem Forever Teaser Trailer (HD)

[TuraVuraSRL]

got it on steam with only 2.49 EUROS!!1!!1@!!@

[Reggie4wong]

Is this duke nukem like time to kill ??

[zerpexan]

lol the upload date is 2009

[Antichrist2000]

I enjoy the game a lot, but put on Invaders Must Die while playing it and it is pure gold!

[crocodile2006]

Forget the reviews. Remember these reviewers are the same people who gave boring as fuck shithouse games like "Prince of Persia" positive reviews.

Duke Nukem Forever rocks. No it doesn't have Crysis Graphics, but I certainly wouldn't call the graphics ugly. Looked pretty good on full settings to me.

The game is actually fun and you wanna keep going for the next Duke catchphrase.

[meister12ful]

not really the best..the game is after some time boring...the enemies are still same /= ..but its Fun ^^ 

[RommelPilaf]

eat shit and die alien mother fuckers

[oldliquid]

Oh, I almost forgot. Duke os not just "super-hero" - Its symbol, idol, its... paradigma, I may say. And its always showed in trailers before collapse. Now its just another play-toy for publishers.

[oldliquid]

This better than 2011 trailer. Why? So, why you prefer dirty old drunken Ozzy Osbourne over someone "shiny" like Lady Gaga? Because they LOVE their job. And true old 3D Realms really loved their job. 15 years? Ha, that's nothing. If they exist, it may be 16 years, not more. Thank you for all, 3D Realms. You have room in mu heart, forever.

In all good things on Gearbox, they just good crafters, not more.

[spellborn123]

THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD IS DUKE NUKEM THUMBS UP IF YOU ARE WHIT ME

[agrippa9]

anybody can read the poundage on the dumbbell? cuz I can't

[nokiaovi1]

I want this duke.

[o0trickay0o]

Why do people hate this game? I just finished it and its the most fun game I have ever played. Seem like people forget video games are made for fun

[Saiyuki2o4]

@o0trickay0o its because theyre expectations are too high and they expected it to be the next step in gaming which its not. and its "dated". its not dated, y'all are just picky.

[Gaben291]

Yes, he look like Bruce Willis.

[Wirodriel8]

He looks like Bruce Willis :D

[shurdi3]

It's weird, I think this game is completely different than the one they came out with

[crac14full]

me gusto el otro video cuando el duke juega xbox 360 XD

[cowboymarchingband1]

epic sax

[23BiGFailure]

Duke Nukem, Saxton Hale, Chuck Norris. No more to say.

[BillieJolene1]

check out BILLIE JOLENE in her smoke cloud, thunderbird wine haze of hot-mess diva glory. she's on the look out for a man, will she finally find one who will stick around. just type in billiejolene1 and check her out. BILLIE JOLENE!!

[109darkenrider]

its blonde ARNOLD

[KittyzKatterz]

Why does he look like Bruce Willis?....Lol

[SquaaProductions]

i never liked the face duke had in the teaser...it just looks not right

[DBalla272]

he looked liked bruce willis back then

[PrinceEriq]

Thats DUKEM's POPS!!

[Mustang73737]

@IRageFox oh ok ya he doesnt look the best

[Mustang73737]

my little brothers friends play call of duty and halo but i taught my brother to love duke and those awesome old games.

[Mustang73737]

@IRageFox who gives a crap about graphics i mean he doesnt look the best but who cares. like my cousin hates duke 3d and doom and wolfenistein cause there graphics are bad but i dont care.

[nazareth53]

is this a good game and hows the multiplayer

[PsyJill]

Shit game.

And I don't play CoD & Halo, if you guess that.

[EricSchwin22]

COD and Halo Fanboys...get ready to soil your pants you heathen Alien Bastards!!!

[linhartik100]

 ☢ Lets rock ☢

[chuchotrivium]

I could give the subject the fund is well

[devlin0497]

for a 2011 game thae graphics sure are shitty

[Mazzah96]

@devlin0497 Game don't matter bout graphics, and I didn't think they were to bad in the final copy, I thought the game was ok.

[devlin0497]

@Mazzah96 well yeah all i said was the graphics is shitty never said anything bout the whole game

[garrysmodmoviemaker1]

You know what I hate? Trailers that don't show any gameplay.

[Eliittihemuliperkele]

@garrysmodmoviemaker1 Teasers aren't supposed to show any gameplay of the game, trailers are. Besides, DNF has been already been released.

[HergotH01]

DAMNIT this old 3Drealms is so much more.. .. gearbox took it on the "show" and "comix" note. But it is ... aaargh, i miss in it "something". And this video shows what. With, everything.

[nirvanafreak619]

thunbs up for duke nukem forever let us overrun the gay ass critics

[roflcopter3005]

FUCK YOU CHUCK NORRIS! DUKE NUKEM OWNS!

FUCK YOU CHUCK NORRIS! DUKE NUKEM OWNS!

FUCK YOU CHUCK NORRIS! DUKE NUKEM OWNS!

FUCK YOU CHUCK NORRIS! DUKE NUKEM OWNS!

[mrhalo635]

@roflcopter3005 well at least norris dont need a fucking army and giant ass lazers to save the day

[roflcopter3005]

@mrhalo635 who cares, chuck's old as fuck

[szwedzkiPL]

Worst Game Ever!!!

[HKADLC]

Best Game Evar!!!

[WarriorShooter7]

@HKADLC it was supposed to be

[pdizzle616]

i have biceps like that :)

[bazzamataz72]

a great video but sadly wasted on such a disapointing pile of shit game we waited ONE AND HALF DECADES for what a kick in the nuts

[scottieman2]

I like the fact that they have the throw backs to the other games in here.

[1Strassenapotheker1]

REST IN PIECES :D

[TheKrejzibejbi]

0:39 best part :D

[reiseRi]

this teaser is so fucking brutal !!! 

[2POWERFUL]

26 People are Purist Nostalgia Whores

[aballaynicolas]

the starting workd great, but when i start DUKE IS ALIVE, the image freezes, i can move and everithinn but image gets frozen all time, i cant even get out of the bathroom, when i minimize and then go again in the game, it fixes but at the instant i move same shit happens.... HELP. its skidrow proper..

[halloweenfan92]

sigh.....all that hype.................

[StephensStuff]

The reviews arent as friendly as hoped.

[Tounushi]

Well, there's that worm from the dam, the pig cop is of the EDF variety, and the octabrain looks the same.

And of course there's the workout equipment and beer.

So they didn't need to do any more from this point other than to polish it.

[tonyandchristina]

* plays grabbag *

☢ Start Game ☢

☢ Multiplayer ☢

☢ Load Game ☢

☢ Options ☢

☢ DUKE NUKEM FOREVER! ☢

[Quainzzavelli]

Duke Nukem vs Chuck Norris?

[Bronxbomb06]

@Quainzzavelli World War 3 much?

[CrimnlBT]

@Quainzzavelli duke wins....eeeasily

[Katreque]

@CrimnlBT don't be a asshole, chuck norris win !!!!!

[CrimnlBT]

@Katreque not really :D

[mabz9]

@Katreque dont be beech, duke nukem win

[myshcoolaccount]

@Quainzzavelli dont be stupid, chuck norris is a video game character.

[Zk2500]

@Quainzzavelli Dude, these two bros don`t fight.

[DarkNeonNightmare]

@Quainzzavelli Too late. I asked already. People kept saying Duke. I guess Chuck ain't all he's cracked up to be in his posters.

[eljohannr]

@Quainzzavelli kevin butler

[ashurathesadxhacker]

@Quainzzavelli = fuck we are all going to die from this show down

[gohamushu]

@Quainzzavelli Chuck Norris is Duke Nukem's first born....just saying

[tacovshotdog]

@Quainzzavelli always bet on duke.

[Eliittihemuliperkele]

@Quainzzavelli Duke Nukem > The whole Universe > Piece of shit > Chuck Norris

[ROFLxD3000]

@Quainzzavelli Duke Nukem won

[freakygamerx]

@Quainzzavelli Duke Wins 7-0

[JustinFunkyBite]

@Quainzzavelli APOCALYPSE!!!!!

[Anakin8th]

@Quainzzavelli DUKE IS WAY BETTER!!! :D

[jnvr10]

@Quainzzavelli No....Duke Nukem VS Saxton Hale

[TheParkourWwe]

@Quainzzavelli Duke Nukem Is Chuck Norriss first son!! :D

[TheJaydamasta]

@Quainzzavelli That my friend is Armageddon.....

[ABCCake]

@Quainzzavelli chuck is 71 i think duke will win

[BlazeHero005]

@ABCCake Chuck Norris is not 71, he's timeless >=)

[ABCCake]

@BlazeHero005 no.

[DeutscherLands3r]

@Quainzzavelli End of the world?

[Masterofbunies]

@Quainzzavelli Who ever wins... We lose...

[IMABOMBERMAN]

@Quainzzavelli

Duke wins....

[shyboy3s3]

@Quainzzavelli Duke would win

[nazipulverizer]

@Quainzzavelli thats a real head scratcher

[kagym123]

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[FernandoEstebanEsteb]

10-6-2011 And Here It's DUKE IS BACK

[Pedroxpvista]

@FernandoEstebanEsteb

YES! :D :D :D

[blrsrod]

Stay tuned till 2011

[TROPHYEARNER]

@XMMxmmXM Master Chief does not survive, though.

But you didn't mention that Mr. T was in the bathroom.

[SSDavyS]

youtube.com/watch?v=7cSpPnL2Re­Y  watch this video and see the babes underwear and cameltoe and watch my other video's for alot of un-seen duke nukem forever stuff!like

ALL weapons: unseen on any other video

a SECRET hidden place on the demo that shows you helicopters and a WHOLE city!

[McGravier]

0:45 Duke looks just like Bruce Wilis

[XOneGameR]

@McGravier When the movie "Fifth Element" comes out. When I see Bruce Willis i say "Damn, this is DUKE NUKEM"

Many people referenced Duke Nukem with Bruce Willis. If Duke Nukem movie was shot back in the day no one than Willis should play Duke. Pity that I think he is now aged for this role :(

[superspy6]

@XOneGameR who on earth could play the duke, hes well the ultimate action hero with no equal

[KarmaCharged]

Duke Nukem,Saxton Hale,Strong Bad,Chuck Norris,And Gordon Freeman Walk into a bar...

The place collapses due to the sheer awesomeness of the situation.

[manoljo]

too bad 3D Realms had legal issues with the other company. Now the other company has it. I fear for the future of Duke.

[ps2man38]

chuck norris vs. duke nukem who would win??!!!

[BlazeHero005]

@ps2man38 Idiot. Duke Nukem is Chuck Norris.

[ps2man38]

@BlazeHero005 no but seriously who would lmao

[XxsinyxxX]

This is the best fucking rendition so far and they fail to use it. Why???????

[guaton92]

I'm looking for some troll toilet to buck my bricks. Who's first?

[CTNOncilia]

hes what makes Chuck Norris stay up at night.

[TheJamesDM]

Can't believe that this actually happened...

It was like what? 14 years? Those guys are fast!

Now my kids can enjoy this awesome game with me!

Hooray!

[MartinGro131]

lol - the song "invaders must die by the prodigy" works for every duke nukem trailer :D

[theagrafiotis]

did anyone else notice he benches 1,200 pounds???

[estebenloco]

America, fuck yeah

[jeffreyyiu19]

ive got balls of steel baby.

[crunkmann11]

my ad is buffering...

[dyna881018]

Hail to the King baby!!!

HUNGARY

[Malta1Vid]

it's such a great feeling bringing back the old school style shooters :) shame Duke Nukem makes them look like a group of pussies with his epicness XD

[manux1220]

Hell Yeah  !!!

[IronBoulder]

Duke Nukem for president 2012.

[Thearsonist54]

awesome!!!

[Posterdude95]

I hope that this is the "theme" for DNF! So far its apparently other random unrelated songs even though theyre good (like invaders must die - prodigy).

[wolttere]

Badassness itself!

[MsDeathGuy]

does anyone know the song from 0:38 till 0:51?

[muhammed5566]

I'm looking for some alien toilet to puck my bricks, who's first? Haha. xD

[reidman99012]

Watch out Charlie Sheen, there's a new winner in town!

[kespec]

bruce willis alright

[SirBlackAcid]

666 comments. Such is the badass of duke nukem.

[brmontanhez]

Get back to Street Fighter Guile! And bring this flag with you.

[pooleyboy1]

Finally someone who could kick chuck norris ass!

[shamdy56]

@pooleyboy1 duh duke would kick chuck norris and bruce lee COMBINED

[LoveDoujinshi]

Tell me, is it normal to get turned on by this?

[ThePablo557]

Rated M for Manly

[roman6a]

@ThePablo557 copycat

[Rotemetoot]

voice sounds fake and gay. by that the game has already failed.

[deamondeathstone1]

@Rotemetoot Failed? This is WIN!!!! Ofcourse the voice sounds fake, that's the whole point. My guess is that you're to young to remember the originals and barely know the 80's action stars he's a parody of.

[TheMoparDrvr]

@PissedPlayinPimp No Kicking ass... and Chewing bubble gum!

[H3roChr1s]

Duke is fucking KICKASS!!!!

[Xistanceowner]

jarhead

[POPHADER]

Looks kinda 2007 graphic... Seen son gameplay videos, maybe Duke Nukem 3D is much better than Forever, and this is just a waste of fucking 12-13 years! haha

[911Smurf]

@POPHADER don't EVER repeat that again

[TheMoparDrvr]

@POPHADER and it looks like that because the games been done for like 5 years.... it was sitting on the shelves for som1 to sponsor and pay for the game.

[JasonDavie]

@POPHADER Seems school was a waste of you're life with that grammar and spelling, Also why does it need to have amazing graphics? Also this is an old trailer for Christ sake and the game is running on a really old engine and to say a big fuck you to your argument. THE GRAPHICS ARE STILL TOP NOTCH YOU BLIND IDIOT

[POPHADER]

@JasonDavie sorry for the late answer. Well, i'm from Denmark, so thats why i spell bad english. Try write somthing danish for me.

I just think that the game sucks, now i've tried it... Waste of 12 years i say..

[Ebi4431]

smoking kills and duke kills smoke

[thegreenghost1000]

if you look up badass in the dicionary under the definition is duke nukem's picture

[LPMansl1]

@thegreenghost1000 and chuck norris.

[dmzle]

Now which outdated graphics engine are they using for this clip? I can't keep track.

[Koopasdead91]

@dmzle

Unreal Engine 3.

[dalefrybread]

did anyone else notice that he was curling 300 pounds :)....Hail to the King baby!!

[lolcopter97]

lol this will be probly banned in atleast 10 countries :D

[mhhades]

I've got balls of steels!

[robertwilliams66]

duke nukem, chuck norris, john mclain(bruce willis- die hard) are actually tripletts

[Mercenaryow]

@robertwilliams66 all these three at one place and the earth gravitivity will move :D

[VexomniaVT1]

I would be honored to have my ass kicked by him.

[XMMxmmXM]

Duke Nukem, Chuck Norris and the Master Chief walk into a bar...

The place collapses due to the sheer awesomeness of the situation.

[Nightmare1066]

@XMMxmmXM I actually read Master Chief as Master Chef xD

[StasAnanas]

@XMMxmmXM Forgot Commander Shepard there.

[sharonspoon]

@StasAnanas Fuck Shepard.

[StasAnanas]

@sharonspoon You're dead.

[XMMxmmXM]

@StasAnanas Shepard isn't as legendary as those three.

He's still just a little starling.

[StasAnanas]

@XMMxmmXM Sorry, you are also dead.

[XMMxmmXM]

@StasAnanas I'm sorry, but I didn't insult Chuck Norris, John-117 or Duke.

I called Shepard a pussy.

He ain't got shit on Duke, Master Chief or Chuck Norris.

[StasAnanas]

@XMMxmmXM That's exactly why you are just dead. Shephard is more educated than Duke, Norris or Chief so he will just shoot you. And note: you are writing from hell now, so I am not even required to reply :D.

[XMMxmmXM]

@StasAnanas Shepard is a pussy compared to Norris, the Chief and Duke.

Is Shepard a genetically engineered badass? No.

Is Shepard a general badass? No.

Did Shepard create the universe? No.

That's what I thought.

Now go back to playing ME and keep on pretending Shepard is a badass while the REAL badasses do their work.

[mastermoogleman]

@XMMxmmXM

watch?v=DHseWNr7iKk

Nuff said...

[PivotXL1]

@XMMxmmXM You forgot John Marston, he can shoot wings off a fly at 300 yards with a revolver.